THE ASCII VERSION OF THE MACARENA
James Kibo Parry
"DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
-- K.
I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S MADE UP
FOR BY THE FACT THAT IT MADE ME POST IT
IN ALL CAPS! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Jesse Garon
HEY, MACARENA!
"Jesse Garon": the God damnedest mass of tact known to the human race
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gri...@primenet.com http://www.primenet.com/~grifter/jesse.html
bev
In article <kibo-05099...@news.std.com>,
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>"DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
>SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
>
> -- K.
> I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S MADE UP
> FOR BY THE FACT THAT IT MADE ME POST IT
> IN ALL CAPS! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Finally. I am VINDICATED, I tell you.
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Nick S Bensema
In article <kibo-05099...@news.std.com>,
James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>"DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
>SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
Whoa, for a minute there I thought that was the ASCII version of MTV.
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The Last Viking
Stardate Thu, 5 Sep 1996 05:53:42 GMT, James "Kibo" Parry wrote in alt.stupidity:
:> "DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
:> SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
I am looking... and I am looking... and ... and I suddenly got bored..
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Per Harald Myrvang
Nick S Bensema wrote:
>
> In article <kibo-05099...@news.std.com>,
> James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
> >SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
Nah, then he'd have to do some really bad camera-moves, sort of like
this:
> >"DUH, LO TUPID. ALSO I LIK H
> > OK AT ME ED T
> > , I AM SO ST MOOD RI
> > NGS IN E
> >SEVENT AND
> > I
> > E
> > S IES
> > .
> >
> >
> >
> > THE EIGH ."
See? Definitly MTV. Only thing missing is some sort of "radically cewl"
comercial, like this one: "Bacon Spatulas! Do you find you spatulas
rather
tasteless? 'been there' Do you cook? 'Done that' Well why don't you buy
our Bacon Spatulas - Bacon Flavoured Spatulas For The C00L DUD3? 'doi'n
it
tomorrow' Don't hesitate! Call Now! Your satisfaction is our guarantee.
'woooowh!' Ask your local dealer for toll-fre*..."
And so on.
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Nick S Bensema
In article <323037...@stud.cs.uit.no>,
Per Harald Myrvang <pe...@stud.cs.uit.no> wrote:
>Nick S Bensema wrote:
>>
>> In article <kibo-05099...@news.std.com>,
>> James "Kibo" Parry <ki...@world.std.com> wrote:
>> >"DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
>> >SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
>> Whoa, for a minute there I thought that was the ASCII version of MTV.
>
>Nah, then he'd have to do some really bad camera-moves, sort of like
>this:
Actually they'd also need an audience behind it that would cheer and act
all giddy, as if we were watching a home video of a party where everyone
was having TOO MUCH FUN, ALL THE TIME...
I'd render it for you now but I'm using pico... and I haven't gotten
around to tracking down the magic environment variable in my 109,000
possible rc files to change it to vi.
Michael Straight
ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wasn't funny but made me laugh:
>>"DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
>>SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
>> I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S MADE UP
>> FOR BY THE FACT THAT IT MADE ME POST IT
>> IN ALL CAPS! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Whereas 'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
>HEY, MACARENA!
42!
O,JLJG, Michael Straight HNJH.
FLEOEVDETYHOEUPROEONREWMEILECSOFMOERSGTIRVAENRGEEARDSTVHIESBIITBTLHEEPSRIACYK
Ethical Mirth Gas/"I'm chaste alright."/Magic Hitler Hats/"Hath grace limits?"
"Irate Clam Thighs!"/Chili Hamster Tag/The Gilt Charisma/"I gather this calm."
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
Herfh! Michael Straight in alt.religion.kibology spake thusly:
: ki...@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wasn't funny but made me laugh:
: >>"DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
: >>SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
: >> -- K.
: >> I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S MADE UP
: >> FOR BY THE FACT THAT IT MADE ME POST IT
: >> IN ALL CAPS! SOMEONE HELP ME!
:
: Whereas 'Jesse Garon' <gri...@primenet.com> wrote:
: >HEY, MACARENA!
:
: 42!
:
: O,JLJG, Michael Straight HNJH.
Why, Michael Straight, you ARE a good-looking man.
--Gurk
--
Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick T2, Technical Staph, Stewart Theatre, NCSU
t h e a t r e l i g h t i n g g e e k e x t r a o r d i n a i r e
Per Harald Myrvang
Nick S Bensema wrote:
> I'd render it for you now but I'm using pico... and I haven't gotten
> around to tracking down the magic environment variable in my 109,000
> possible rc files to change it to vi.
Whatabout `grep pico .*rc` ? OOps!
GREP ERROR: (T)REATY, (A)BOMINATE, (O)BLITERATE?:
Nick S Bensema
In article <32341C...@stud.cs.uit.no>,
I tried grep pico .* too.
Apparently there's nothing I can do, 'cause I knnow I've set vi in there
at least a dozen times.
Ben Weiner
ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) writes:
>I'd render it for you now but I'm using pico... and I haven't gotten
>around to tracking down the magic environment variable in my 109,000
>possible rc files to change it to vi.
Try this:
% set foo=`which pico`; rm $foo; ln -s `which emacs` $foo
Also, I fixed where you misspelled "emacs".
HTH, Ben
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Disclaimer: I _am_ a rocket scientist.
Russ Reynolds
Hey Kibo! Tom (rocker) says "Hi!"
-Russ
The Last Viking
Stardate Tue, 10 Sep 1996 08:32:06 -0400, Russ Reynolds wrote in alt.stupidity:
:> Hey Kibo! Tom (rocker) says "Hi!"
Hei Tom (cocker), The Last Viking says "Bye!" [spank!]
:> James Kibo Parry wrote:
:> |>
:> |> "DUH, LOOK AT ME, I AM SO STUPID. ALSO I LIKED MOOD RINGS IN THE
:> |> SEVENTIES. AND THE EIGHTIES."
:> |>
:> |> -- K.
:> |> I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S MADE UP
:> |> FOR BY THE FACT THAT IT MADE ME POST IT
:> |> IN ALL CAPS! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Per Harald Myrvang
Nick S Bensema wrote:
> I tried grep pico .* too.
> Apparently there's nothing I can do, 'cause I knnow I've set vi in there
> at least a dozen times.
Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
Nick S Bensema
In article <32361...@news.gamewood.net>,
Lee S. Bumgarner <lee...@ns.gamewood.net> wrote:
>
>The thing about the Macarena is this: it seems to be the White version
>of the snow "Come on and ride it." Of ALL the STUPID songs that
>"choo-choo" song as got to be up there...and yet the Macrarena with
>its "We just can't lipsinch" whore wannabies in its video also is
>pretty stupid. Hmmmmm.
Tupac Shakur got shot again. (Heard he's changing his name to 1-pac.)
Yet, AFAIK, the people responsible for the Macarena are still walking the
streets!
What is wrong with society?
Lee S. Bumgarner
bwe...@electron.rutgers.edu (Ben Weiner) wrote:
>ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) writes:
>>I'd render it for you now but I'm using pico... and I haven't gotten
>>around to tracking down the magic environment variable in my 109,000
>>possible rc files to change it to vi.
>Try this:
>% set foo=`which pico`; rm $foo; ln -s `which emacs` $foo
>Also, I fixed where you misspelled "emacs".
>HTH, Ben
The thing about the Macarena is this: it seems to be the White version
of the snow "Come on and ride it." Of ALL the STUPID songs that
"choo-choo" song as got to be up there...and yet the Macrarena with
its "We just can't lipsinch" whore wannabies in its video also is
pretty stupid. Hmmmmm.
-l
lee s. bumgarner -
Just when you thought it was safe to turn on your computer..
Matuse
In article <5156d5$3...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com> ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) writes:
>In article <32361...@news.gamewood.net>,
>Lee S. Bumgarner <lee...@ns.gamewood.net> wrote:
>>
>>of the snow "Come on and ride it." Of ALL the STUPID songs that
>>"choo-choo" song as got to be up there...and yet the Macrarena with
>>its "We just can't lipsinch" whore wannabies in its video also is
>>pretty stupid. Hmmmmm.
>
>
>Yet, AFAIK, the people responsible for the Macarena are still walking the
>streets!
>
>What is wrong with society?
Well, 50% success isn't ALL bad really.
--
"I accept"
"To accept is to yield"
"To yield is to allow oncoming traffic the right of way"
Magnus Mulqvist
In article <3235E2...@stud.cs.uit.no> Per Harald Myrvang <pe...@stud.cs.uit.no> writes:
>Nick S Bensema wrote:
>> I tried grep pico .* too.
>> Apparently there's nothing I can do, 'cause I knnow I've set vi in there
>> at least a dozen times.
>Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
>good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
>--
Is the Windows 95 version out yet?
*MM -- who is afraid that he has now crossed the line.
_______________________________________________________
Lee S. Bumgarner
mat...@netcom.com (Matuse) wrote:
>In article <5156d5$3...@nnrp1.news.primenet.com> ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) writes:
>>In article <32361...@news.gamewood.net>,
>>Lee S. Bumgarner <lee...@ns.gamewood.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>The thing about the Macarena is this: it seems to be the White version
>>>of the snow "Come on and ride it." Of ALL the STUPID songs that
^^^^
Talk about "What is you boy, some kinda mo-ron?"
>>>"choo-choo" song as got to be up there...and yet the Macrarena with
>>>its "We just can't lipsinch" whore wannabies in its video also is
>>>pretty stupid. Hmmmmm.
>>
>>Tupac Shakur got shot again. (Heard he's changing his name to 1-pac.)
Man-o-man.
>>
>>Yet, AFAIK, the people responsible for the Macarena are still walking the
>>streets!
>>
No, there doing the Choo-choo song dance now. Anyway, where I am
_currently_ as of right this moment, gobs of people are getting Net
access. Given how unindustral where I live is I find this current
popuarity mind-blowing. What is so cool about the Net is people ALL
OVER THE WORLD can read my mindless drival .
-l
ain't technology wonderful?
Stefan Kapusniak
In message <elvi.vtkk.v1w...@memo.vtkk.fi>
elvi.vt...@memo.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) writes:
> Is the Windows 95 version out yet?
try:
http://www.itribe.net/virtunix/otherstuff.html
--
Kapusniak, Stefan M <----> YATTF : the short .sig for the short post
Nosy
Is there any truth to the rumor that "macarena" is the
Spanish translation of "Fahrfargnungen"?
joseph richard koleszar
In article <ATAYLOR.96...@gauss.nmsu.edu>,
Nosy <ata...@nmsu.edu> wrote:
>
> Is there any truth to the rumor that "macarena" is the
> Spanish translation of "Fahrfargnungen"?
Nope. It's the _Austrian_ translation.
Ralph
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Wxwilki
In article <ATAYLOR.96...@gauss.nmsu.edu>, ata...@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
writes:
> Is there any truth to the rumor that "macarena" is the
> Spanish translation of "Fahrfargnungen"?
Was ist ein "Fahrfargnungen?"
--Billllllll.......
Nick S Bensema
In article <51hler$t...@uuneo.neosoft.com>,
Carlos May <fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com> wrote:
>Matt McIrvin (mmci...@world.std.com) wrote:
>
>: Actually, what disillusioned me about "Romper Room" was the day Miss
>: Sally said "Yes, ducks DO say the Pledge of Allegiance. We just can't
>: understand them."
>
>I heard the same thing about geese, but I suspect it was just
>propa-gander.
>
>: That was shortly after I learned that the Flintstones
>: weren't real and I was feeling cynical.
>
>You mean the vitamins are just placebos?
>
>NO WONDER OUR NATION'S YOUTH TURNED OUT THE WAY IT DID!
>
> -- Froggy, whose duck is saying the Pledge of Allegience
> right now, IYKWIM
>
>P.S.: Kaptain Kangaroo once coped a feel of my aunt's butt in
>an elevator. Really.
Oh yeah? My aunt went to high school with David Spade, and is still
friends with him today. There is a fair chance they may have boinked, but
tact prevents me from asking specifically.
For those of you who are thinking, "Are you KIDDING?", remember that not
every man and woman who have met, are friends, or have even dated, have
had sex. Especially when the guy is a scrawny little geek whom even I
could probably beat up.
According to her, all of the circa-17th-season cast members of SNL were
practically dwarfs except Kevin Nealon. I also had the tact not to ask
wherher she thought I could beat up David Spade, but I think it's a much
safer bet than whether she slept with him. Rumor has it that shortly
after he made those comments that the Encyclopedia Britannica kid needed a
serious beating, the EB kid showed up at his dressing room and took a
swing at him, and NBC security was all that separated David Spade from
thousands of dollars worth of reconstructive surgery.
Not that I want to beat up David Spade. There are members of the SNL
staff who deserve it much more, but they're all bigger than me. But
still, when my grades are suffering and my TV is on the fritz, and I'm
strnaded on the other side of town when the buses stop running, there's
always the thought that I could beat up the Hollywood Minute guy. And so
could you.
"Yeah, the little twerp from Tommy Boy and Black Sheep? I kicked his ass
so hard he shit sneakers for a week. Why isn't he suing me? I dunno, ask
my aunt."
Nick S Bensema
In article <51hler$t...@uuneo.neosoft.com>,
Carlos May <fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com> wrote:
>
>P.S.: Kaptain Kangaroo once coped a feel of my aunt's butt in
>an elevator. Really.
Oh yeah? My aunt went to high school with David Spade, and is still
friends with him today.
For those of you who are thinking, "Did they DO IT?", I don't know, I
didn't ask. She's my aunt, already! Also remember that not every man and
woman who have met, are friends, or have even dated, have had sex.
Especially when the guy is a scrawny little geek whom even I could
probably beat up.
According to her, all of the circa-17th-season cast members of SNL were
practically dwarfs except Kevin Nealon. I also had the tact not to ask
wherher she thought I could beat up David Spade, but I think it's a much
safer bet than whether she slept with him. Rumor has it that shortly
after he made those comments that the Encyclopedia Britannica kid needed a
serious beating, the EB kid showed up at his dressing room and took a
swing at him, and NBC security was all that separated David Spade from
thousands of dollars worth of reconstructive surgery.
Not that I want to beat up David Spade. There are members of the SNL
staff who deserve it much more, but today they're all bigger than me. But
still, when my grades are suffering and my TV is on the fritz, and I'm
strnaded on the other side of town when the buses stop running, there's
always the thought that I could beat up the Hollywood Minute guy. And so
could you, I bet.
"Yeah, the little twerp from Tommy Boy? I kicked his ass so hard he shit
Matt McIrvin
> Is there any truth to the rumor that "macarena" is the
> Spanish translation of "Fahrfargnungen"?
Which is German for "Do-Bee dance."
I see Tommy, and Michael, and three Cindys, and Mary, and Jeff, and
Richard, and Tammy, and Brenda, and Susie, and Frank...
Actually, what disillusioned me about "Romper Room" was the day Miss
Sally said "Yes, ducks DO say the Pledge of Allegiance. We just can't
understand them." That was shortly after I learned that the Flintstones
weren't real and I was feeling cynical.
--
Matt McIrvin <http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/>
Carlos May
Matt McIrvin (mmci...@world.std.com) wrote:
: Actually, what disillusioned me about "Romper Room" was the day Miss
: Sally said "Yes, ducks DO say the Pledge of Allegiance. We just can't
: understand them."
I heard the same thing about geese, but I suspect it was just
propa-gander.
: That was shortly after I learned that the Flintstones
: weren't real and I was feeling cynical.
You mean the vitamins are just placebos?
NO WONDER OUR NATION'S YOUTH TURNED OUT THE WAY IT DID!
-- Froggy, whose duck is saying the Pledge of Allegience
right now, IYKWIM
P.S.: Kaptain Kangaroo once coped a feel of my aunt's butt in
an elevator. Really.
"You belong to the COOLEST, best-looking, HIPPEST, most dancin'est
generation! Now give me money!" -- mmci...@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin)
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Bruce Ediger
ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) wrote:
>Oh yeah? My aunt went to high school with David Spade, and is still
>friends with him today.
Yeah, well tell your aunt to tell Spade that I think that he and Chris
Farley are the heirs to the "Three Stooges Throne of Physical Comedy".
I watched "Black Sheep" last Thursday, and while it was a stinky, stinky
movie, in conjunction with "Tommy Boy", I'd say that all they have to
do is find a good "Moe", and they're a shoe-in.
Steven and Jeannie Cox
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh...
and I missed it.
sob,
J.
tv's Spatch
And thus did ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) spake, speaking:
>According to her, all of the circa-17th-season cast members of SNL were
>practically dwarfs except Kevin Nealon. I also had the tact not to ask
>wherher she thought I could beat up David Spade, but I think it's a much
>safer bet than whether she slept with him. Rumor has it that shortly
>after he made those comments that the Encyclopedia Britannica kid needed a
>serious beating, the EB kid showed up at his dressing room and took a
>swing at him, and NBC security was all that separated David Spade from
>thousands of dollars worth of reconstructive surgery.
I'd really have to put my money on the Encyclopedia Britannica kid. There was
a long-awaited EB Kid / Fred Savage grudge match a few years back and although
Fred technically won (if you call beating the piss out of someone winning,
which I do) the Kid (who's Stan Freberg's son, by the by) got some good hits
in and at one point even bashed Fred's head with that six-volume reference set
you get for free when ordering your life away. However, it was Fred who
reigned in the end, pummeling the EB Kid's breadbasket while hollering "I GOT
YER GODDAMN REPORT DUE ON SPACE RIGHT HERE, PAL!"
Truly awe-inspiring, and I bet you wish you had been there.
--
tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790 and bastard spawn of Norman Rockwell.
"This cave needs women." - Norm Spelunker
It's just there. http://www.javanet.com/~spatula
Moxie coming soon. Really.
Mircalla Mordenheim
On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
> Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
> good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
and unto you i say pine.
Mircalla.
--------
Mircalla Mordenheim BSc. deli...@nether.net
sc...@cyberspace.org
(Wildbilly@mono)
.."piss off, I've only been on here for two and a half hours"..
Roger Douglas
ata...@nmsu.edu (Nosy) expostulated:
> Is there any truth to the rumor that "macarena" is the
> Spanish translation of "Fahrfargnungen"?
Naaah. The Macarena is the official name for the area where Scottish Highland
Games take place.
HTH.
--R.
Michelle Klein-Hass
> I'd really have to put my money on the Encyclopedia Britannica kid. There was
> a long-awaited EB Kid / Fred Savage grudge match a few years back and although
> Fred technically won (if you call beating the piss out of someone winning,
> which I do) the Kid (who's Stan Freberg's son, by the by) got some good hits
> in and at one point even bashed Fred's head with that six-volume reference set
> you get for free when ordering your life away. However, it was Fred who
> reigned in the end, pummeling the EB Kid's breadbasket while hollering "I GOT
> YER GODDAMN REPORT DUE ON SPACE RIGHT HERE, PAL!"
I think the kid's Stan Freberg's grandson, not son...Freberg was a radio
voice actor as far back as the late 1940s.
Anyway, such bloodlines would make him a more formidable competitor than
you might think. He certainly would inherit a lot more cleverness and
sense of humor than Fred Savage could ever muster. The sense of humor
doesn't work in combat but the cleverness would make a difference.
Fred must have won by cheating.
The Highly Irreverend APC Catgrrl Nuku Nuku
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<In article <323DEB...@sprynet.com> Steven and Jeannie Cox <jc...@sprynet.com> writes:
<AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh...
HEY, MACARENA!
<and I missed it.
Huh?
joseph richard koleszar
In article <Pine.LNX.3.94.960917...@phish.nether.net>,
Mircalla Mordenheim <deli...@Nether.Net> wrote:
>On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
>> Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
>> good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
>
>and unto you i say pine.
You're not implying...
Are you?
Larry Suter
Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>Naaah. The Macarena is the official name for the area where Scottish
>Highland Games take place.
Look out! Flying CABERS! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..!!
I can't decide which is cooler, caber tossing or midget bowling. Hmmmm.
--
Yonderboy. There is no Caber.
Louis Nick III
joseph richard koleszar <jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> wrote:
>In article <Pine.LNX.3.94.960917...@phish.nether.net>,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Mircalla Mordenheim <deli...@Nether.Net> wrote:
>>On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
>>> Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
>>> good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
>>
>>and unto you i say pine.
>
>You're not implying...
>
>Are you?
Yes, that was the implication.
Bruce Ediger will now make a pine/wood joke.
--
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disorder that made him a research scientist."
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===Louis Nick III alt.religion.louis-nick sn...@u.washington.edu===
Jay C Jachimiak
mhas...@gte.net (Michelle Klein-Hass) wrote:
>In article <51mf29$n...@kenya.javanet.com>, spa...@javanet.com wrote:
>
>> I'd really have to put my money on the Encyclopedia Britannica kid.
>Anyway, such bloodlines would make him a more formidable competitor than
>you might think. He certainly would inherit a lot more cleverness and
>sense of humor than Fred Savage could ever muster.
He was certainly capable of hiding any cleverness, and removing any
hint of humor, while delivering his lines in those EB commercials.
>
>Fred must have won by cheating.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
-Jay
jay...@panix.com
the "c" stands for "charisma"
Per Harald Myrvang
Mircalla Mordenheim wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
> > Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
> > good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
> and unto you i say pine.
Incidentally (really!), "pine" means "torture" in Norwegian.
This is too much of a coincidence to be a random glip of
nature!
> Mircalla.
Nosy
<In article <1996Sep17.1...@hpal02.isd4.tafensw.edu.au> Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
<ata...@nmsu.edu (Nosy) expostulated:
<> Is there any truth to the rumor that "macarena" is the
<> Spanish translation of "Fahrfargnungen"?
<Naaah. The Macarena is the official name for the area where Scottish Highland
<Games take place.
Huh?
I thought that was Mac Aroon, or Lorna Doon, or some other
place named after a cookie (or "bisquit" as the Brits would
say).
<HTH.
M&M.
David DeLaney
>> On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
>> > Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
>> > good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
>> and unto you i say pine.
>
>Incidentally (really!), "pine" means "torture" in Norwegian.
>This is too much of a coincidence to be a random glip of nature!
I dunno. "Pine" seems like a good example of random glyphs of nature to me.
Dave "freshens your post _and_ surrealizes!" DeLaney
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tv's Spatch
And thus did jay...@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak) spake, speaking:
>mhas...@gte.net (Michelle Klein-Hass) wrote:
>>In article <51mf29$n...@kenya.javanet.com>, spa...@javanet.com wrote:
>>
>>> I'd really have to put my money on the Encyclopedia Britannica kid.
>>Anyway, such bloodlines would make him a more formidable competitor than
>>you might think. He certainly would inherit a lot more cleverness and
>>sense of humor than Fred Savage could ever muster.
>He was certainly capable of hiding any cleverness, and removing any
>hint of humor, while delivering his lines in those EB commercials.
He must be Stan Freberg's adopted son, then. To think he didn't get the Comic
Timing genes.
>>
>>Fred must have won by cheating.
>You say that like it's a bad thing.
Heck, when you're Fred Savage, every little bit helps. Rumor has it he got
the part on Wonder Years by sleeping with Maryam D'Abo, who played his older
hippie sister.
The Last Viking
Stardate 19 Sep 1996 05:53:52 GMT, David DeLaney wrote in alt.stupidity:
:> >Mircalla Mordenheim wrote:
:> >> On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
:> >> > Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
:> >> > good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
:> >> and unto you i say pine.
:> >Incidentally (really!), "pine" means "torture" in Norwegian.
:> >This is too much of a coincidence to be a random glip of nature!
:> I dunno. "Pine" seems like a good example of random glyphs of nature to me.
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Louis Nick III
Per Harald Myrvang <pe...@stud.cs.uit.no> wrote:
>Mircalla Mordenheim wrote:
>> On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
>> > Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
>> > good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
>> and unto you i say pine.
>
>Incidentally (really!), "pine" means "torture" in Norwegian.
>This is too much of a coincidence to be a random glip of
>nature!
Geez, this brings the line "pining for the fjords" to a whole new level of
comedy.
Louis "HELLO POLLY!" Nick
Michael Straight
In article <51mf29$n...@kenya.javanet.com>,
tv's Spatch <spa...@javanet.com> wrote:
>And thus did ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) spake, speaking:
>>According to her, all of the circa-17th-season cast members of SNL were
>>practically dwarfs except Kevin Nealon. I also had the tact not to ask
>>wherher she thought I could beat up David Spade, but I think it's a much
>>safer bet than whether she slept with him. Rumor has it that shortly
>>after he made those comments that the Encyclopedia Britannica kid needed a
You mispelled "Encyclopaedia Brown"! He'll solve the case of Who Slept
With David Spade (but they'll never publish it)!
Encyclopaedia Michael Straight
FLEOEVDETYHOEUPROEONREWMEILECSOFMOERSGTIRVAENRGEEARDSTVHIESBIITBTLHEEPSRIACYK
Ethical Mirth Gas/"I'm chaste alright."/Magic Hitler Hats/"Hath grace limits?"
"I gather this calm"/Chili Hamster Tag/The Gilt Charisma/"Hit Hamlet's Cigar!"
Carlos May
NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
made a reference to the Macarena.
This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
-- F.
Louis Nick III
Carlos May <fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com> wrote:
>
>NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
>made a reference to the Macarena.
>This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
>hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
>He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
>please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
He was chatting about what he was doing when he dove off the podium into a
mosh pit and started beating up photographers. OSLT.
Speaking of Aged Republicans, however, I saw about 25 seconds of news
footage of General Colin Powell doing the Macarena (Really!) in Scottsdale
Arizona, which is about an hour north of Perth. He was doing it sort of
on a dare, is what I understand, sort of a how-far-will-this-guy-go to
keep the Boy And Grrrls Club members in school.
HEY MACARENA!
a.f.tito added, because I saw a commercial where Hello Kitty has a mouth.
I thought you should know.
Wxwilki
><In article <323DEB...@sprynet.com> Steven and Jeannie Cox
><jc...@sprynet.com> writes:
>
><AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh...
>
> HEY, MACARENA!
Hey! You mispeeled one of those hollow things shaped like a mutant
sweet-potato with a handle and holes along it that open and close with
your fingers while blowing into the think to make melodeous music. HA!
><and I missed it.
>
> Huh?
You got stoned and you missed it???
--Bill
Jaffo
On 20 Sep 1996 22:15:25 GMT, fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos
May) wrote:
:
:NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
:made a reference to the Macarena.
:This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
:hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
:He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
:please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
My pleasure. Bob Dole is using the term "liberal" in an entirely new
meaning. In this context, "liberal" means 1. shallow, hedonistic,
indecent; and 2. something I wish I could do with sexy Mexican chyks .
To differentiate this meaning from the other two, I will spell this
word as "LiBeRaL."
Bob Dole is "bending over backwards" to appeal to young voters.
Stage diving, lewd dance references...in two months we'll see him in
bell bottoms and love beads, wearing his tie like a headband, slapping
Liddy on the ass with one hand while he smokes a joint with the other.
Ironically, if Bob actually did this, he would win...<G>
Jaffo
Matt McIrvin
In article <51u2pg$5...@newz.oit.unc.edu>, stra...@email.unc.edu (Michael
Straight) wrote:
> You mispelled "Encyclopaedia Brown"! He'll solve the case of Who Slept
> With David Spade (but they'll never publish it)!
Solution to "The Case of the Spotted Spatula"
Encyclopedia Brown knew that Bugs couldn't be telling the truth, since he
had claimed that the phone number had "seven digits." Encyclopedia knew
that phone numbers always begin with the name of the exchange, followed by
five digits!
Trapped in his own lie, Bugs Meany confessed to stealing the catcher's mitt.
Stefan Kapusniak
In message <51v51t$t...@uuneo.neosoft.com>
fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos May) writes:
> NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
> made a reference to the Macarena.
> This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
> hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
> He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
> please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
As a additional data point, they may like to consider that the
Macarena has yet to enter .uk political discourse, and that
the 'third force' in british politics are the Liberal Democrats.
...you know, now I think about it, the only place I have even
heard of the Macarena is here on ark...YOU'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING
ME HAVEN'T YOU? THERE IS NO DANCE CALLED THE MACARENA !!!1!!!!!!
--
Kapusniak, Stefan M <----> YATTF : the short .sig for the short post
Stefan Kapusniak
In message <323f461c...@news.panix.com>
jay...@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak) writes:
> mhas...@gte.net (Michelle Klein-Hass) wrote:
> >In article <51mf29$n...@kenya.javanet.com>, spa...@javanet.com wrote:
> >
> >> I'd really have to put my money on the Encyclopedia Britannica kid.
> >Anyway, such bloodlines would make him a more formidable competitor than
> >you might think. He certainly would inherit a lot more cleverness and
> >sense of humor than Fred Savage could ever muster.
> He was certainly capable of hiding any cleverness, and removing any
> hint of humor, while delivering his lines in those EB commercials.
Well the proves it then, it takes a great deal of cleverness
and humour, to hide all that cleverness and humour, completely
undetected.
Watson Aname
In article <199609210...@zetnet.co.uk>, stefan...@zetnet.co.uk
says...
/>
/>In message <51v51t$t...@uuneo.neosoft.com>
/> fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos May) writes:
/>
/>> NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
/>> made a reference to the Macarena.
/>> This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
/>> hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
/>> He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
/>> please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
/>
/> As a additional data point, they may like to consider that the
/> Macarena has yet to enter .uk political discourse, and that
/> the 'third force' in british politics are the Liberal Democrats.
/>
/> ...you know, now I think about it, the only place I have even
/> heard of the Macarena is here on ark...YOU'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING
/> ME HAVEN'T YOU? THERE IS NO DANCE CALLED THE MACARENA !!!1!!!!!!
Yes, Stefan, all we, like SHEEP, have led you astray!
Watson Aname
--
He's a poor little lamb who was led astray... BAA, BAA, HUMBUG!
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
Herfh! Carlos May in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
: NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
: made a reference to the Macarena.
: This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
: hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
: He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
: please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
No problem. Bob Dole was saying that people who do that phunky Mexican
dance (recently banned in Wake County public schools, I might add) believe
in both economic and moral intervention by government.
(And that all Good Conservatives will distance themselves from this vile
abomination as soon as is humanely possible.)
--Gurk
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Carlos May
Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick (asda...@unity.ncsu.edu) herfhed up:
: Herfh! Carlos May in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
: : NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
: : made a reference to the Macarena. [...]
: : He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
: : please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
: No problem. Bob Dole was saying that people who do that phunky Mexican
: dance (recently banned in Wake County public schools, I might add)
Quite reminiscent of Senator Joe McCarthy's public denunciation
of the Hokey Pokey, IMO.
: believe in both economic and moral intervention by government.
Ah. No wonder I was uncomfortable in crowds that broke into the
Macarena. I felt there was SOME hidden adjenda, I just wasn't sure
what.
: (And that all Good Conservatives will distance themselves from this vile
: abomination as soon as is humanely possible.)
Still, I suppose we must tolorate public Macarenaing in the USA if we
wish to preserve our Constitutional right to freedom of dance.
-- F.
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
"I approached the monolith when suddenly a GATE opened in TIME. 'Oh my
GOD, IT'S FULL OF CREAMY NOUGUET.'" --YONDERBOY!!(su...@ix.netcom.com)
Note: "http://" is pronounced "Hut-up". Glad To Be Of Assistance!
***"http://www" is pronounced "Hut-up Wow!". Hope This Helps!***
Jaffo
On 21 Sep 1996 19:27:15 GMT, fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos
May) wrote:
:Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick (asda...@unity.ncsu.edu) herfhed up:
:: Herfh! Carlos May in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
:
:: : NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
:: : made a reference to the Macarena. [...]
:: : He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
:: : please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
:
:: No problem. Bob Dole was saying that people who do that phunky Mexican
:: dance (recently banned in Wake County public schools, I might add)
:
:Quite reminiscent of Senator Joe McCarthy's public denunciation
:of the Hokey Pokey, IMO.
This is my favorite sentence of the week! Froggy wins!
:: believe in both economic and moral intervention by government.
:
:Ah. No wonder I was uncomfortable in crowds that broke into the
:Macarena. I felt there was SOME hidden adjenda, I just wasn't sure
:what.
I would pay big bucks to see Barbara Streisand and Peter Jennings do
the Macarena live on the news. I wonder if Peter has any rhythm? I
wonder if ANY of the Big Three Anchors do.
The only journalist I can think of with any dance talent is Bernard
Shaw. And DEFINATELY Wolf Blitzer...
:: (And that all Good Conservatives will distance themselves from this vile
:: abomination as soon as is humanely possible.)
:
:Still, I suppose we must tolorate public Macarenaing in the USA if we
:wish to preserve our Constitutional right to freedom of dance.
It's not in the Constitution...YET
Look for Bill Clinton to advocate this amendment if he gets in trouble
with the MTV vote.
Jaffo
Nick S Bensema
In article <324452d7...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
>
>I would pay big bucks to see Barbara Streisand and Peter Jennings do
>the Macarena live on the news.
And they'd do it, for more money than you have.
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fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com (Carlos May) writes:
> * Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
>"I approached the monolith when suddenly a GATE opened in TIME. 'Oh my
>GOD, IT'S FULL OF CREAMY NOUGUET.'" --YONDERBOY!!(su...@ix.netcom.com)
> Note: "http://" is pronounced "Hut-up". Glad To Be Of Assistance!
> ***"http://www" is pronounced "Hut-up Wow!". Hope This Helps!***
Golly, I didn't get you anything.
When you say frog, I say how green.
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Stefan Kapusniak
In message <5219ru$m...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>
asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick) writes:
> Herfh! Carlos May in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
> : NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
> : made a reference to the Macarena.
> : This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
> : hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
> : He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
> : please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
> No problem. Bob Dole was saying that people who do that phunky Mexican
> dance (recently banned in Wake County public schools, I might add) believe
> in both economic and moral intervention by government.
Thinking about this, would he not be using "liberal" as a synonym
for evil and decadent (sp?) here?
Or maybe he meant libertine, or libidinous, and his mind's so
concentrated on campaign invective that any word that starts with
"lib" comes out of as "liberal".
Somebody needs to ask him about libraries.
Or libel actions.
Did he volunteer this opinion, or was it pulled out of him with
pliers? Does this qualify as a gaff in America? it probably would
here.
So the campaign slogan is "it's the Macarena stupid"?
Maelstrom
Stefan Kapusniak wrote:
> ...you know, now I think about it, the only place I have even
No there is and I knows because our very own treasurer did it on
NATIONAL TV. (ok we're not that high tech the tape had to flown to all
the two-bit broadcasting stations) If any of youse have any trouble
visualising what Aussie conservatives look like doing the Macarena try
to imagine a balding, chunkier version of Bob Dole minus a few teeth.
Now imagine him in overalls and chewing a hayseed, whilst contorting his
body in all sorts of positions usually only seen at the annual man/sheep
sack race.
--
"Maelstrom...you need to check into your local mental
health clintic before it's too late."
Maverick. PHD. M.B.E in Hula Hooping and swimming naked
in huge custard vats
E.Holmes
On 20 Sep 1996 23:35:44 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, sn...@u.washington.edu
(Louis Nick III) remarks:
/a.f.tito added, because I saw a commercial where Hello Kitty has a mouth.
/I thought you should know.
That was Goodbye Kitty, HK's Evil Twin.
I'm astonished to realize that GK's minions have so far corrupted
the public that hardly anyone recognizes the truth anymore. Even
when it stares them in the face and speaks out of the side of its
mouth.
(alt.sex.hello-kitty added, because, well, just because; although
I wasn't going to mention it)
,,,^..^,,,
E.Holmes - Hostess/Muse of Alt.Rissa | A weed is just a flower growing
Kibo In Bozosity Out | somewhere it isn't wanted. And a
http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes/ | rose by any name still has thorns.
Matt McIrvin
In article <51v9og$1a...@nntp2.u.washington.edu>, sn...@u.washington.edu
(Louis Nick III) wrote:
> Speaking of Aged Republicans, however, I saw about 25 seconds of news
> footage of General Colin Powell doing the Macarena (Really!) in Scottsdale
> Arizona, which is about an hour north of Perth. He was doing it sort of
> on a dare, is what I understand, sort of a how-far-will-this-guy-go to
> keep the Boy And Grrrls Club members in school.
He looked as if, at that moment, he would rather be absolutely anywhere
else in the world, doing something completely different.
Louis Nick III
Matt McIrvin <mmci...@world.std.com> wrote:
>sn...@u.washington.edu (Louis Nick III) wrote:
>
>> Speaking of Aged Republicans, however, I saw about 25 seconds of news
>> footage of General Colin Powell doing the Macarena (Really!) in Scottsdale
>> Arizona, which is about an hour north of Perth. He was doing it sort of
>> on a dare, is what I understand, sort of a how-far-will-this-guy-go to
>> keep the Boy And Grrrls Club members in school.
>
>He looked as if, at that moment, he would rather be absolutely anywhere
>else in the world, doing something completely different.
I know that's how *I* felt.
Louis "actually, it looked like fun. They had a bunch of 15yo babes doing
the Macarena on America's Phoniest Home Videos tonight, as well." Nick
ObMacarena: HEY MACARENA!
Stefan Kapusniak
In message <ATAYLOR.96...@gauss.nmsu.edu>
ata...@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
> I thought that was Mac Aroon, or Lorna Doon, or some other
> place named after a cookie (or "bisquit" as the Brits would
^^^^^^^
> say).
You know I've never heard it pronounced that way accept by Hollywoodian's
trying to fake a British accent [as if a generalised British accent isn't
just as stupid a concept as I suspect a generalised American accent is],
or some scion of Royalty - and *everyone* knows said scions talk right
WEIRD - the most common pronounciation is I feel more like "biskgit",
unless used by a relation trying to stuff you with food until you burst,
then it's a "bikkie".
Pronounce in the same manner that the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
says cookie.
My theory with biscuits is to always buy/bake the types that nobody eats,
then they last FOREVER. Which saves a great deal of money in the
long run.
--
Kapusniak, Stefan M <----> YATTF : the short .sig for the short post.
Jaffo
On 21 Sep 1996 17:58:54 GMT, an57...@anon.penet.fi (Watson Aname)
wrote:
:In article <199609210...@zetnet.co.uk>, stefan...@zetnet.co.uk
:says...
:/> YOU'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING
:/> ME HAVEN'T YOU? THERE IS NO DANCE CALLED THE MACARENA !!!1!!!!!!
:
: Yes, Stefan, all we, like SHEEP, have led you astray!
This is my second favorite sentence of the week. I'm tempted to sig
it.
50 Jaffo points to DLS-- I mean, Watson Aname. <G>
:Watson Aname
:--
:He's a poor little lamb who was led astray... BAA, BAA, HUMBUG!
And a bonus 10 for that sig.
Jaf "paying off like a slot machine" fo
E. or L. or N. or whatever Holmes
On Mon, 23 Sep 1996 20:19:26 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, ja...@onramp.net
(Jaffo) remarks:
/On 21 Sep 1996 17:58:54 GMT, an57...@anon.penet.fi (Watson Aname)
/wrote:
/: Yes, Stefan, all we, like SHEEP, have led you astray!
/
/This is my second favorite sentence of the week. I'm tempted to sig
/it.
Too late. IT'S MINE ALL MINE. HA HA HA!!!!1!
/50 Jaffo points to DLS-- I mean, Watson Aname. <G>
<Hmmm...naaa>
Look, we already have enough people think I am you, or you
are me, or whatever it is they think. Don't start rumours.
/:Watson Aname
/:--
/:He's a poor little lamb who was led astray... BAA, BAA, HUMBUG!
/
/And a bonus 10 for that sig.
/
/Jaf "paying off like a slot machine" fo
^^^^^^^^^^^^
You misspelledd ATM.
"We all, like SHEEP, have led you astray." -- Watson Aname
(For translation & elucidation, read the original)
http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes/
news:alt.politics.jaffo or news:alt.rissa
Jaffo
On 21 Sep 1996 14:44:01 -0700, ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema)
wrote:
:In article <324452d7...@news.io.com>, Jaffo <ja...@onramp.net> wrote:
:>
:>I would pay big bucks to see Barbara Streisand and Peter Jennings do
:>the Macarena live on the news.
:
:And they'd do it, for more money than you have.
Story of my life. <G>
Jaffo
Robert Cook
Louis Nick III (sn...@u.washington.edu) wrote:
: Per Harald Myrvang <pe...@stud.cs.uit.no> wrote:
: >Mircalla Mordenheim wrote:
: >> On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
: >> > Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
: >> > good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
: >> and unto you i say pine.
: >
: >Incidentally (really!), "pine" means "torture" in Norwegian.
: >This is too much of a coincidence to be a random glip of
: >nature!
: Geez, this brings the line "pining for the fjords" to a whole new level of
: comedy.
: Louis "HELLO POLLY!" Nick
NEWSFROUP - READER ?????
WHAT THE BLEEDING *SPAM*'S A NEWSFROUP - READER ?????
Roger Douglas
Stefan Kapusniak <stefan...@zetnet.co.uk> quoth:
> My theory with biscuits is to always buy/bake the types that nobody eats,
> then they last FOREVER. Which saves a great deal of money in the
> long run.
My theory is to eat the ones I like as quickly as possible. My
favourites are the ones with plain chocolate ON ONE SIDE ONLY.
Incidentally, I am reminded that the English humourist "Beachcomber"
invented a Scottish nobleman called the Macaroon of Macaroon.
--R.
The Philosopher from Hell
E.Holmes (eho...@onramp.net) wrote:
: On 20 Sep 1996 23:35:44 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, sn...@u.washington.edu
: (Louis Nick III) remarks:
:
: /a.f.tito added, because I saw a commercial where Hello Kitty has a mouth.
: /I thought you should know.
:
: That was Goodbye Kitty, HK's Evil Twin.
actually, GK is from an entirely different race than HK, and is not
related to The Great Mouthless One at all. It is just more proof that
God/dess/es has a weird sense of humor.
: I'm astonished to realize that GK's minions have so far corrupted
: the public that hardly anyone recognizes the truth anymore. Even
: when it stares them in the face and speaks out of the side of its
: mouth.
Well, GK has her paws on many powerful people, from George Bush to
Bill Clinton to Bob Dole to Geary Garcia. In fact the only President
(of the USA) to take a stand against Goodbye Kitty is the noble Richard
Nixon. He sided with Hello Kitty and he paid for it. The media was
already controlled by the evil Goodbye Kitty, and they fabricated that
Watergate thing for which RN was scorned for years. He had to fake
his own death just to get some peace.
: (alt.sex.hello-kitty added, because, well, just because; although
: I wasn't going to mention it)
(alt.fan.richard-nixon added, because we seem to be on a roll)
--
/ tp...@io.com The Philosopher from Hell http://www.io.com/~tpfh/
\ If Hello Kitty was in Hell, she would redecorate it and turn /
/ it into a cute and happy Place. -- Carlos May O- /
\ Nixon in '96! Because the only good politician, is a dead one /
/ Only 666 shopping days till Armageddon | Visualize Dead Spammers \
Roger Douglas
su...@ix.netcom.com(Larry Suter ) expostulated:
>Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>>Naaah. The Macarena is the official name for the area where Scottish
>>Highland Games take place.
>Look out! Flying CABERS! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..!!
>I can't decide which is cooler, caber tossing or midget bowling. Hmmmm.
Just so long as you don't get into tossing midgets.
--R.
Jaffo
This is the most on-topic post ever sent to APJ and
alt.sex.hello-kitty.
I never thought I would see a post that was totally on topic for both
groups. I am in awe.
Well done!
Jaffo
On 24 Sep 1996 22:27:58 GMT, tp...@io.com (The Philosopher from Hell)
wrote:
Watson Aname
On 23 Sep 1996 20:19:26 GMT, ja...@onramp.net (Jaffo) wrote...
->
->On 21 Sep 1996 17:58:54 GMT, an57...@anon.penet.fi (Watson Aname)
->wrote:
->
->:In article <199609210...@zetnet.co.uk>, stefan...@zetnet.co.uk
->:says...
->:/> YOU'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING
->:/> ME HAVEN'T YOU? THERE IS NO DANCE CALLED THE MACARENA !!!1!!!!!!
->:
->: Yes, Stefan, all we, like SHEEP, have led you astray!
->
->This is my second favorite sentence of the week. I'm tempted to sig
->it.
This is my second favorite validation of my basic worth as a human
being on Usenet this week. I'm tempted to sig it, too.
->50 Jaffo points to DLS-- I mean, Watson Aname. <G>
Whoa! Wait! Check the damned schedule. It's *your* week to be DLS.
I'm not due again until mid October. <G>rimace
->:Watson Aname
->:--
->:He's a poor little lamb who was led astray... BAA, BAA, HUMBUG!
->
->And a bonus 10 for that sig.
Wow! 60 Jaffo points from Jaffo-- uh, no, I mean, DLS. <BG>
->Jaf "paying off like a slot machine" fo
Watson "Chi-ching!" Aname
--
"This is my second favorite sentence of the week. I'm tempted
to .SIG it. -- Jaffo (famous Usenet celebrity and lucky stiff)
Watson Aname
On 23 Sep 1996 21:04:49 GMT, eho...@onramp.net (E. or L. or N. or whatever
Holmes) graciously communicated...
->
->On Mon, 23 Sep 1996 20:19:26 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, ja...@onramp.net
->(Jaffo) remarks:
->
->/On 21 Sep 1996 17:58:54 GMT, an57...@anon.penet.fi (Watson Aname)
->/wrote:
->/: Yes, Stefan, all we, like SHEEP, have led you astray!
->/
->/This is my second favorite sentence of the week. I'm tempted to sig
->/it.
->
-> Too late. IT'S MINE ALL MINE. HA HA HA!!!!1!
This is my *favorite* sentence of the week. It really lights my .sig!
->/50 Jaffo points to DLS-- I mean, Watson Aname. <G>
->
-> <Hmmm...naaa>
->
-> Look, we already have enough people think I am you, or you
-> are me, or whatever it is they think. Don't start rumours.
Very sensible advice, Ellen. Unless, of course, you *are* Jaffo, in
which case it's *your* week to be DLS. I refuse to be DLS all of the
time. The burden is just about to kill... uhhmm, excuse me.
->/:Watson Aname
->/:--
->/:He's a poor little lamb who was led astray... BAA, BAA, HUMBUG!
->/
->/And a bonus 10 for that sig.
->/
->/Jaf "paying off like a slot machine" fo
-> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
-> You misspelledd ATM.
You misspelled "Plastic Fantastic Lover."
->"We all, like SHEEP, have led you astray." -- Watson Aname
-> (For translation & elucidation, read the original)
-> http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes/
-> news:alt.politics.jaffo or news:alt.rissa
I would like to offer special thanks to Stefan Kapusniak for all the
misery he has endured at the feet of sheep in his real life, without
which my throwaway joke at his expense would not have been possible.
Watson Aname
--
"Too late. IT'S MINE ALL MINE. HA HA HA!!!!1!" - Ellen Holmes to an
overreaching Jaffo
Carlos May
Stefan Kapusniak (stefan...@zetnet.co.uk) wrote:
: asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick) writes:
: > Herfh! Carlos May in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
: > : NPR radio news played an excerpt from a Bob Dole speach where he
: > : made a reference to the Macarena.
: > : This means that all references to this dance must be deleted from the
: > : hivemind. (Unless they involve aged Republicans.)
: > : He refered to the Macarena as "that Liberal dance". Jaffo and Gurk,
: > : please analize the use of the term "liberal" in this context.
: > No problem. Bob Dole was saying that people who do that phunky Mexican
: > dance (recently banned in Wake County public schools, I might add) believe
: > in both economic and moral intervention by government.
: Thinking about this, would he not be using "liberal" as a synonym
: for evil and decadent (sp?) here?
Well, the alternative hypothesis would be that the term still means
"favoring individual liberty". Which would explain why the two largest
U.S.A. political parties wish to deny any connection to liberal sentiments.
However, this hypothesis supposes that the parties are being honest
about their motivations; so it is obviously wrong.
: Or maybe he meant libertine, or libidinous, and his mind's so
: concentrated on campaign invective that any word that starts with
: "lib" comes out of as "liberal".
: Somebody needs to ask him about libraries.
I'm sure Dole and Clinton will scramble to publically distance
themselves from any connection to libraries.
Look for Republican candidates to run campaign ads accusing their
opponents of carrying library cards.
: Or libel actions.
: Did he volunteer this opinion, or was it pulled out of him with
: pliers? Does this qualify as a gaff in America? it probably would
: here.
No, in the U.S.A. we EXPECT our politicians to babble meaningless
gibberish.
Are you implying that over there you have them trained to speak
in complete sentances?
: So the campaign slogan is "it's the Macarena stupid"?
Yes, I think we can look forward to discussion of the Macarena
to be a major topic of the USA Presidential debates. It's a pity
we won't get to hear Mr. Perot's opinions on the matter.
--F.
* Fro...@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs] *
"Moral disaster is coming to hundreds of young girls through
the pathological, sex-exciting music of jazz orchestras."
-- The Illinois Vigilance Association. * Tounge of Frog *
Matt McIrvin
In article <52ablt$o...@uuneo.neosoft.com>, fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com
(Carlos May) wrote:
> Yes, I think we can look forward to discussion of the Macarena
> to be a major topic of the USA Presidential debates. It's a pity
> we won't get to hear Mr. Perot's opinions on the matter.
Now, see, where I come from, we don't ever do the Macarena. Now here's
why. See, I find this fascinating. Now you can't do the Macarena to Patsy
Cline. I have a chart here, I made this chart myself, this here's my
voodoo stick, now I just find this sad. This is sad. Now here are all the
parts of the Macarena. Here's the hands on head part, here's the
hip-wigglin' part, see? Here's how much of the Macarena is going to pay
the interest on the debt. That's half of the whole Macarena. Half. All the
way up to where the hands go on the hips. Now that's your Macarena we're
talking about, yours and mine. The Democrats blame the Republicans, the
Republicans blame the Democrats, but nobody's saying what I'm saying,
which is that we have to run this Macarena like a business. And that's
why if the people voted their conscience, I'd be your President today.
Louis Nick III
Matt McIrvin <mmci...@world.std.com> wrote:
>(Carlos May) wrote:
>
>> Yes, I think we can look forward to discussion of the Macarena
>> to be a major topic of the USA Presidential debates. It's a pity
>> we won't get to hear Mr. Perot's opinions on the matter.
>
>Now, see, where I come from, we don't ever do the Macarena. Now here's
>why. See, I find this fascinating. Now you can't do the Macarena to Patsy
>Cline. I have a chart here, I made this chart myself, this here's my
>voodoo stick, now I just find this sad. This is sad. Now here are all the
>parts of the Macarena. Here's the hands on head part, here's the
>hip-wigglin' part, see? Here's how much of the Macarena is going to pay
>the interest on the debt. That's half of the whole Macarena. Half. All the
>way up to where the hands go on the hips. Now that's your Macarena we're
>talking about, yours and mine. The Democrats blame the Republicans, the
>Republicans blame the Democrats, but nobody's saying what I'm saying,
>which is that we have to run this Macarena like a business. And that's
>why if the people voted their conscience, I'd be your President today.
I don't think that guy ever spoke so long without refering to voters as
"The owners of this country."
You know who owns this country?
BIG BUSINESS! Thus, they should be respected and worshipped and obeyed.
Louis "OBEY!" Nick
James Kibo Parry
In article <mmcirvin-250...@news.std.com>, mmci...@world.std.com
(Matt McIrvin) wrote:
>In article <52ablt$o...@uuneo.neosoft.com>, fro...@praline.no.neosoft.com
>(Carlos May) wrote:
>
>> Yes, I think we can look forward to discussion of the Macarena
>> to be a major topic of the USA Presidential debates. It's a pity
>> we won't get to hear Mr. Perot's opinions on the matter.
>
>Now, see, where I come from, we don't ever do the Macarena. Now here's
>why. See, I find this fascinating. Now you can't do the Macarena to Patsy
>Cline. I have a chart here, I made this chart myself,
>[goes on and on]
*PLONK*
-- K.
I PLONKED MATT!!! I WIN!!!!!
MATT McIRVIN HAS BEEN SPANKED OFF THE NET!!
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
Herfh! James "Kibo" Parry in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
: *PLONK*
:
: -- K.
: I PLONKED MATT!!! I WIN!!!!!
: MATT McIRVIN HAS BEEN SPANKED OFF THE NET!!
Well, gee. I didn't get so much as a *pf* when Kibo killfiled -me-.
This definitely violates the "top billing" portion of my contract.
Expect to hear from counsel soon. I'm bloody suing.
--Gurk
--
Andrew "I love Canadians. They can talk about politics all they want
S. and no matter how liberal they are I just can't bring myself
Damick to care." --Jaffo, alt.politics.jaffo ----------gu...@ncsu.edu
E Teflon Piano
On Thu, 26 Sep 1996, Matt "Ross" McIrvin wrote:
>[...]
> talking about, yours and mine. The Democrats blame the Republicans, the
> Republicans blame the Democrats, but nobody's saying what I'm saying,
> which is that we have to run this Macarena like a business. And that's
> why if the people voted their conscience, I'd be your President today.
If everybody voted their consciences, Safeway would report an earnings
surprise due to everybody coming in and paying for all
those penny candies they filched over the years.
--
E Teflon Piano is a fellow at the Institute of Misapplied Psychometry and
founder of the Internet 'Lectronic Legal Society[dibs]. Teflon is DuPont
Corp.'s tradename for poly(tetrafluoroethylene). E is E poly(TFE) Piano
Enterprises' mark for satire, hyperbole and calculated misstatements.
c.1994-1996 E
Harri M Mansikka
Immortal words of Louis Nick III (sn...@u.washington.edu):
%> You know who owns this country?
%> BIG BUSINESS! Thus, they should be respected and worshipped and obeyed.
^^^
You mispelled JAPANESE! Hope this helps!
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| h m m a n s i k @ c c . h e l s i n k i . f i |
| H a s r e s d i f f i c i l e s p u t o . |
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Michael Straight
In article <527hkr$g...@milo.vcn.bc.ca>, Robert Cook <rc...@vcn.bc.ca> wrote:
>: >> On Tue, 10 Sep 1996, Per Harald Myrvang wrote:
>: >> > Maybe you should _stop_ using Nutscape(tm), and start using a clever
>: >> > good, configurable newsfroup-reader like, say, tin?
>NEWSFROUP - READER ?????
>WHAT THE BLEEDING *SPAM*'S A NEWSFROUP - READER ?????
Well, it's either a computer program for reading newfroups or a person
who reads newsfroups. From the context of this BBoard message, I gather
that Mr. Myrvang was referring to the former.
Is there another question for Michael Straight?
FLEOEVDETYHOEUPROEONREWMEILECSOFMOERSGTIRVAENRGEEARDSTVHIESBIITBTLHEEPSRIACYK
Ethical Mirth Gas/"I'm chaste alright."/Magic Hitler Hats/"Hath grace limits?"
"Irate Clam Thighs!"/Chili Hamster Tag/The Gilt Charisma/"I gather this calm."
Larry Suter
Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>su...@ix.netcom.com(Larry Suter ) expostulated:
>>I can't decide which is cooler, caber tossing or midget bowling.
>
For distance or for accuracy?
--
PRESIDENT JACK YONDERBOY RYAN
E.Holmes
On Thu, 26 Sep 1996 02:00:29 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, mmci...@world.std.com
(Matt McIrvin) remarks:
/Now, see, where I come from, we don't ever do the Macarena. Now here's
/why. See, I find this fascinating. Now you can't do the Macarena to Patsy
/Cline. I have a chart here, I made this chart myself, this here's my
[...]
Kewl. That's the best imitation of him I've ever heard.
E.(who really isn't all that easily impressed)Holmes
Watson Aname
In article <1996Sep24.1...@hpal02.isd4.tafensw.edu.au>, Roger....@tafensw.edu.au says...
>
>su...@ix.netcom.com(Larry Suter ) expostulated:
>
>>Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>>>Naaah. The Macarena is the official name for the area where Scottish
>>>Highland Games take place.
>
>>Look out! Flying CABERS! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..!!
>
>
>Just so long as you don't get into tossing midgets.
I suppose then that Irish hurling and spewing competitions are completely
out of the question. As always: Right skills, wrong time.
Watson "Look out! Flying TATERS! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..!!" Aname
--
"Too late. IT'S MINE ALL MINE. HA HA HA!!!!1!" -- Ellen Holmes to an
overreaching Jaffo.
Jaffo
On 15 Sep 1996 18:43:24 -0600, bed...@csn.net (Bruce Ediger) wrote:
:ni...@primenet.com (Nick S Bensema) wrote:
:>Oh yeah? My aunt went to high school with David Spade, and is still
:>friends with him today.
:
:Yeah, well tell your aunt to tell Spade that I think that he and Chris
:Farley are the heirs to the "Three Stooges Throne of Physical Comedy".
:
:I watched "Black Sheep" last Thursday, and while it was a stinky, stinky
:movie, in conjunction with "Tommy Boy", I'd say that all they have to
:do is find a good "Moe", and they're a shoe-in.
Adam Sadler is the perfect Moe.
I didn't really have a joke here. I'll do two later.
Jaffo
Jaffo
On 26 Sep 1996 13:09:12 GMT, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick)
wrote:
--
:Andrew "I love Canadians. They can talk about politics all they want
: S. and no matter how liberal they are I just can't bring myself
:Damick to care." --Jaffo, alt.politics.jaffo ----------gu...@ncsu.edu
I'm sorry, every time I read that .sig, it looks like "No matter how liberal
they are, I just can't bring myself to Damick..."
Jaffo
Louis Nick III
Larry Suter <su...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>>su...@ix.netcom.com(Larry Suter ) expostulated:
>>
>
I hereby declare that all subsequent Yonderboy .sigs will be Cake lyrics.
David DeLaney
eho...@onramp.net (E. or L. or N. or whatever Holmes) writes:
>/On 21 Sep 1996 17:58:54 GMT, an57...@anon.penet.fi (Watson Aname) wrote:
>/: Yes, Stefan, all we, like SHEEP, have led you astray!
>/This is my second favorite sentence of the week. I'm tempted to sig
>
> Too late. IT'S MINE ALL MINE. HA HA HA!!!!1!
Oh no. The dread Pirate^H^H^H^H^H^HVicki Robinson effect has Resurfaced on the
ark! [Originally incubated in afu, this strange computer bacterium results in
people _actually being injected into .sigs_... needless to say, much pain and
suffering for the affected newsgroup is in store...]
> Look, we already have enough people think I am you, or you
> are me, or whatever it is they think. Don't start rumours.
I think you are he and we are all together. But I told you this in PVT EMAIL
already.
>"We all, like SHEEP, have led you astray." -- Watson Aname
Dave "We are poor little lambs, who have gone, astray, see how they run" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://enigma.phys.utk.edu/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
Larry Suter
sn...@u.washington.edu (Louis Nick III) writes:
>Larry Suter <su...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>>>Just so long as you don't get into tossing midgets.
>>For distance or for accuracy?
>
>I hereby declare that all subsequent Yonderboy .sigs will be Cake
>lyrics.
This is Edith.
This is Cake.
You have to choose one or the other because....
You CAN'T HAVE OUR CAKE AND EDITH TOO....!!!!
--
YAWN DER BOY!!!
Andrew S. Gurk Damick
Herfh! Jaffo in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
: On 26 Sep 1996 13:09:12 GMT, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick)
No, that'd be "No matter how liberal they are, I just can't bring myself
Damick." I will -not- have my surname made into a verb, thank you. :)
--Gurk. This, of course, proves that
liberalism doesn't get me a-runnin'.
--
Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick, Poet for Life ----> gu...@ncsu.edu
"I'm in the amazing business." -Al Pacino, Scent of a Woman
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~asdamick/www/
Watson Aname
In article <52nkkg$9...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu says...
>
>Herfh! Jaffo in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
>: On 26 Sep 1996 13:09:12 GMT, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick)
>: wrote:
>:
>: --
>: :Andrew "I love Canadians. They can talk about politics all they want
>: : S. and no matter how liberal they are I just can't bring myself
>: :Damick to care." --Jaffo, alt.politics.jaffo ----------gu...@ncsu.edu
>:
>: I'm sorry, every time I read that .sig, it looks like "No matter how liberal
>: they are, I just can't bring myself to Damick..."
>
>No, that'd be "No matter how liberal they are, I just can't bring myself
>Damick." I will -not- have my surname made into a verb, thank you. :)
Sorry, but when I read your sig I get the following:
Andrew, I love Canadians. They can talk about politics all they wantS.
And no matter how liberal they are I just can't bring myself, Damick,
to care.
I assume "Damick" is a misspelling of "Dammit, Jim!"
Watson "I'm not required to make sense, I'm a COMM major, dammit!" Aname
Roger Douglas
su...@ix.netcom.com(Larry Suter ) expostulated:
>Roger....@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) writes:
>>su...@ix.netcom.com(Larry Suter ) expostulated:
>>>I can't decide which is cooler, caber tossing or midget bowling.
>>
>>Just so long as you don't get into tossing midgets.
>For distance or for accuracy?
Depends on the event. There's Indoor and Cross-country versions.
There's a Beach version, too, but only here in Austria.
--R.
E.Holmes
On 30 Sep 1996 05:08:32 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick) remarks:
/Herfh! Jaffo in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
/: On 26 Sep 1996 13:09:12 GMT, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick)
/: wrote:
/: --
/: :Andrew "I love Canadians. They can talk about politics all they want
/: : S. and no matter how liberal they are I just can't bring myself
/: :Damick to care." --Jaffo, alt.politics.jaffo ----------gu...@ncsu.edu
/:
/: I'm sorry, every time I read that .sig, it looks like "No matter how liberal
/: they are, I just can't bring myself to Damick..."
/
/No, that'd be "No matter how liberal they are, I just can't bring myself
/Damick." I will -not- have my surname made into a verb, thank you. :)
We really tried to bring ourselves Damick, but it never happened.
And we applied liberal, even generous, amounts of olive oil and
barbeque sauce, as per instructions. Nada.
So we snuck in a vote on the last local election, and annexed
our WHOLE STATE to Raleigh. I love the weather here, Andy, and
especially now that it's autumn. We just never got such good
fall colors in the leaves when we were stuck in the midsouthwest.
E.(whose surnames have included 2 nouns, an adjective, an excellent
detective, and a really kewl Scottish clan, but no verbs)Holmes
--
"We all, like SHEEP, have led you astray." -- Watson Aname
http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes/
Ambush Bug
E Teflon Piano (rgrif...@UBmail.ubalt.edu) wrote:
: On Thu, 26 Sep 1996, Matt "Ross" McIrvin wrote:
: > why if the people voted their conscience, I'd be your President today.
:
: If everybody voted their consciences, Safeway would report an earnings
: surprise due to everybody coming in and paying for all
: those penny candies they filched over the years.
I'd vote my conscience, but it isn't 35 yet.
AB
--
My conscience for president! Isn't it time for a non-corporial leader?
E.Holmes
On 29 Sep 1996 09:41:29 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, d...@panacea.phys.utk.edu
(David DeLaney) remarks:
/Oh no. The dread Pirate^H^H^H^H^H^HVicki Robinson effect has Resurfaced
/on the ark! [Originally incubated in afu, this strange computer bacterium
/results in people _actually being injected into .sigs_... needless to say,
/much pain and suffering for the affected newsgroup is in store...]
Bah! (NOT "Baa" which might startle the Shetlands) Moreso piracy
than vickicy. Anyway, almost everyone is in somebody's .sig, so
I thought I oughta be sociable. Don't want to look stuck up.
/> Look, we already have enough people think I am you, or you
/> are me, or whatever it is they think. Don't start rumours.
/
/I think you are he and we are all together. But I told you this in
PVT EMAIL already.
Pvt Email needs more supervision; he got halfway here & was
distracted by his buddies; ended up going down to the
canteen for a beer. Forgot all about delivering the mail.
Fortunately I READ YOUR HIVEMIND, so I knew what you would
have said if you'd said it and I'd heard it which I did.
/>"We all, like SHEEP, have led you astray." -- Watson Aname
/
/Dave "We are poor little lambs, who have gone, astray, see how they run"
DeLaney
E.(leave them alone and they'll come home, hickory dickory dock)Holmes
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"Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some of
the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?"(Patricia O Tuama)
http://rampages.onramp.net/~eholmes/ news:alt.politics.jaffo/alt.rissa
E.Holmes
On 3 Oct 1996 11:11:48 GMT, in alt.politics.jaffo, asda...@unity.ncsu.edu
(Andrew S. "Gurk" Damick) remarks:
/Herfh! E.Holmes in alt.politics.jaffo spake thusly:
[...stuff about majors & web pages & fingers...ANDY!!!...]
/
/: E.(who is sort of a **** major at the moment)Holmes
/
/You're really intent on corrupting me, aren't you? YOU'RE LIKE THE
/REALLY, SINCERELY EVIL DIANNE STANLEY, AREN'T YOU?!
No, you misread the cue card. I, like, really am the
sincerely evil Dianne Stanley. But only this week.
Next week it's Jaffo's turn, then I belieeeve the week
after is YOUR TURN. BWAAHAAHAA!!1!! "Go troll yourself"
will enter the lexicon in the fullness of infamy.
E.(I would like to sincerely urge you not to believe all
the evil and misleading things you will hear here)Holmes
Intensity
eho...@onramp.net (E.Holmes) writes:
> No, you misread the cue card.
Should I? I mean, that might hurt the feelings of the cue-card guy. He
goes to a lot of trouble, you know.
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Michael Roach
While tossing out some Stouffer's cheese flavored stuff, E Teflon Piano
said:
|On Thu, 26 Sep 1996, Matt "Ross" McIrvin wrote:
|
|>[...]
|> talking about, yours and mine. The Democrats blame the Republicans, the
|> Republicans blame the Democrats, but nobody's saying what I'm saying,
|> which is that we have to run this Macarena like a business. And that's
|> why if the people voted their conscience, I'd be your President today.
|
| If everybody voted their consciences, Safeway would report an earnings
|surprise due to everybody coming in and paying for all
|those penny candies they filched over the years.
If everyone voted their consciences, Janeway would have put the entire
crew on report for spacing Tuvok at the earliest opportunity.
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is stupidity, we'll be there! Wherever there is candy, we'll
be there!", Wakko, Yakko and Dot Warner