Something All Women Say
David O'Bedlam, Ersatz Haderach
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"You don't know the REAL me," she said.
"Sure I do," I answered, "you're the one who wears camouflage
face-paint, a fake beard and a halloween bunny suit while she
hides behind pyrotechnics and fun-house mirrors -- so she can
feel somehow justified when she chirps out a line like THAT."
(Of course I didn't actually say that to anybody; usually I'm
too busy rolling my eyes and clutching my belly while I laugh
so hard I almost puke. It's hard to be witty WHILE I'm having
such a seizure.)
Someone explain to me rationally why I "pursue a Heterosexual
Life-Style" -- and whether MEN of any "orientation" are using
that stupid line these days. (I don't, but I'm such a callous
bastard I don't care who figures me out -- or not.)
SHEESH. Such predictability only makes that worse. Any wonder
why I haven't had sex in a year and a half? (<-- HINT! HINT!)
Advertishly,
'TheDavid(TM)'
P.S. Albertson's laughs at my Lucky Rewards Card. I'm aghast.
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Stephen Gilman
"'David O'Bedlam, Ersatz Haderach'" <thed...@tsoft.com> wrote:
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> "You don't know the REAL me," she said.
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> Someone explain to me rationally why I "pursue a Heterosexual
> Life-Style" -- and whether MEN of any "orientation" are using
> that stupid line these days. (I don't, but I'm such a callous
> bastard I don't care who figures me out -- or not.)
Oh yeah. I've heard dudes say that to their girlfriends as well.
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Ben Wolfson
<thed...@tsoft.com> wrote:
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>"You don't know the REAL me," she said.
>
>"Sure I do," I answered, "you're the one who wears camouflage
>face-paint, a fake beard and a halloween bunny suit while she
>hides behind pyrotechnics and fun-house mirrors -- so she can
>feel somehow justified when she chirps out a line like THAT."
>
>(Of course I didn't actually say that to anybody; usually I'm
>too busy rolling my eyes and clutching my belly while I laugh
>so hard I almost puke. It's hard to be witty WHILE I'm having
>such a seizure.)
>
>Someone explain to me rationally why I "pursue a Heterosexual
>Life-Style" -- and whether MEN of any "orientation" are using
>that stupid line these days. (I don't, but I'm such a callous
>bastard I don't care who figures me out -- or not.)
>
>SHEESH. Such predictability only makes that worse. Any wonder
>why I haven't had sex in a year and a half? (<-- HINT! HINT!)
>
>
>Advertishly,
>'TheDavid(TM)'
>
>
>P.S. Albertson's laughs at my Lucky Rewards Card. I'm aghast.
Are you related to that guy who posts in alt.postmodern? 'Cause that could
be part of the reason.s
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Clock zero
"what-comes-out-of-a-shai-hulud-which-is-drowning-in-liquid-water", eh? Gonna
defy tht Bene Gesserit "witches", eh? Eh, eh?
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