Re: Mitsubishi offers free goat with ute
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
>
> Mitsubishi offers free goat with ute
>
> May 28, 2009 12:00am
>
> MITSUBISHI Motors in New Zealand is offering a free goat with every
> Triton ute sold before August in a novel effort at correcting the economy.
>
> Mitsubishi Motors New Zealand general sales and marketing manager Peter
> Wilkins said the economy's recovery was in the hands of the rural
> sector, and goats, like Tritons, were "hardy, versatile units which will
> integrate directly into existing farm operations''.
>
> Goats improved farm productivity by defending against weeds, were
> cheaper than toxic sprays, and there was no risk of goat flu affecting
> the tourism industry, he told NZPA.
>
> "We are aware that three years of drought has severely depleted sheep
> and beef populations, so what better time to float the goat?''
>
> If the purchaser already had enough goats, Mitsubishi would supply a
> no-goat package including a five-year/100,000km extended warranty, five
> free warrant of fitness inspections, 5000km road user charges, five
> years of roadside assistance and $500 of genuine or approved Triton
> accessories.
The arselifters will be all over that!
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Jeßus
malcum.fabian....@is.a.troll.spammer says...
> Hestekor wrote:
> >
> > Mitsubishi offers free goat with ute
> >
> > May 28, 2009 12:00am
> >
> > MITSUBISHI Motors in New Zealand is offering a free goat with every
> > Triton ute sold before August in a novel effort at correcting the economy.
> >
> > Mitsubishi Motors New Zealand general sales and marketing manager Peter
> > Wilkins said the economy's recovery was in the hands of the rural
> > sector, and goats, like Tritons, were "hardy, versatile units which will
> > integrate directly into existing farm operations''.
> >
> > Goats improved farm productivity by defending against weeds, were
> > cheaper than toxic sprays, and there was no risk of goat flu affecting
> > the tourism industry, he told NZPA.
> >
> > "We are aware that three years of drought has severely depleted sheep
> > and beef populations, so what better time to float the goat?''
> >
> > If the purchaser already had enough goats, Mitsubishi would supply a
> > no-goat package including a five-year/100,000km extended warranty, five
> > free warrant of fitness inspections, 5000km road user charges, five
> > years of roadside assistance and $500 of genuine or approved Triton
> > accessories.
>
> The arselifters will be all over that!
Considering how anyone left of Mussolini gets on your goat, I'd say you
speak from experience.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
Is that a fact? So you like goats, do you?
David Moss
>> Considering how anyone left of Mussolini gets on your goat, I'd say you
>> speak from experience.
>
> Is that a fact? So you like goats, do you?
I do. Until recently I had a herd of them. Nice animals, very easy to look
after and they kept my property weed free without chemicals. You have to
have good fences though, and make sure they don't out-breed the available
resources. I recommend them.
DM
Jeßus
malcum.fabian....@is.a.troll.spammer says...
Why yes. Yes I do. They do great work cleaning up the blackberry.
Jeßus
says...
Couldn't agree more. Very tolerant and well natured animals.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
> In article <003c5e13$0$9746$c3e...@news.astraweb.com>,
> malcum.fabian....@is.a.troll.spammer says...
Mr Tombe, is that you?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-452655/Man-widowed-goat-wife-chokes-death.html
Jeßus
malcum.fabian....@is.a.troll.spammer says...
> Jeßus wrote:
> > In article <003c5e13$0$9746$c3e...@news.astraweb.com>,
> > malcum.fabian....@is.a.troll.spammer says...
What a virile, sophisticated man.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
> In article <02309d6e$0$20616$c3e...@news.astraweb.com>,
> malcum.fabian....@is.a.troll.spammer says...
>>> In article <003c5e13$0$9746$c3e...@news.astraweb.com>,
>>> malcum.fabian....@is.a.troll.spammer says...
Are you volunteering to be his next goat?