BUT, Hindu chicks who like to fuck their true loves outside marriage
need to be on the lookout for men bearing petrol and torches! (And
no graves needed here!)
Check one:
I LIKE ISLAMIC STONING _____
I PREFER DA ROASTING _____
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I'm sure that Muhammad advocated stoning female fornicators to death
because that way a lot of people can take part in the execution.
In fact, translated from the original Koran, he is reported to have
preached:
"Nay, let no comeliness glaze over thy vision when thy wife or sister
taketh another to lieth with. Yea, ye will have her stoned until her
blood spilleth and her brains splattereth the sand."
Ch. 12, V. 9
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I also believe Muslims prefer stoning because of the 'mass
participation' aspect of the act. Everyone in the village gets to join
in the action, and gets an equal shot at busting her brains out while
shouting "Allah Akhbar!". They can schedule community feasts, bbq's,
jumping castles for the kids - and have a good time celebrating the
wonderful religion of Islam at the same time.
The ones who have exactly the same punishment for male adulterers:->