The true story of the Tibetan Monkey
TheTibetanMonkey
there are many monkeys running around the roof of the monastery...
Well, I was one of them. Then I've been observing the ways of the
Tibetan monks and have mix them with the ways of the jungle.
From such humble origins came the most important philosophy to hit the
Earth in the last 65 million years. Yeah, back then everything was run
by the stupid dinosaurs and they stopped my ancestors from ever
evolving. Until one day God --for whatever cosmic reasons-- threw an
asteroid at them and wiped them out.
I don't have an end to the story yet, but you may connect the dots...
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The dinosaurs said in a recent reincarnation, "We were stupid, but we
didn't know back then!"
lottery nan
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what are you talking about?
Nan
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Jan 27, 6:45 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
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> > As you may see in the documentary "10 Questions for the Dalai Lama,"
> > there are many monkeys running around the roof of the monastery...
> > Well, I was one of them. Then I've been observing the ways of the
> > Tibetan monks and have mix them with the ways of the jungle.
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> > From such humble origins came the most important philosophy to hit the
> > Earth in the last 65 million years. Yeah, back then everything was run
> > by the stupid dinosaurs and they stopped my ancestors from ever
> > evolving. Until one day God --for whatever cosmic reasons-- threw an
> > asteroid at them and wiped them out.
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> > I don't have an end to the story yet, but you may connect the dots...
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> > The dinosaurs said in a recent reincarnation, "We were stupid, but we
> > didn't know back then!"
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> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
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> what are you talking about?
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I'm talking in parables for the simple people. Don't you understand
Jesus talking in parables, like the sheep, etc?
TheTibetanMonkey
> gaazoo or God?science fiction or the jesus christ? the infiniten or the
> loop?
> a child learns fast,as of a new born spirit,out of evolution by chance.but
> the child is not a monkey any more.
He's not individually, but he's still bound by the psychology of the
troop.
Why kids turn to gangs in America, and not in Spain? The troop still
makes the monkey.
And why the German of the 30's is a complete different species from
the German of 2010?
Yes, my simian friends, the JUNGLE MAKES THE MONKEY.
lottery nan
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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The Christians chase the money, I chase the Truth. Their's is the
"money jungle."
I'm just a philosopher living in the deep jungle, trying to live the
simple life with bicycles and kayaks, but the money jungle with their
SUVs and motorboats doesn't let me.
Dionysus
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para has been there for a long time
Dionysus
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who the hell are you all?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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Well, I'm "His Highness Tibetan Monkey, King of the Apes I, Comandante
Banana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"...
How about you?
Dionysus
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I am a piece of shit
TheTibetanMonkey
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The wise Tibetan Monkey says even a piece of shit has fertilizing
power for beautiful flowers.
Or you can throw shit at someone who's not wise.
Dionysus
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whats the story today?
TheTibetanMonkey
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Oh, you didn't know?
"Crucifixion vs. Throwing Shit?"
(The Wise Tibetan Monkey shares his wisdom)
When you think about all that Jesus went through as well as all those
innocent people who were tortured by the Holy Inquisition, you realize
that’s not nice, to say the least.
Isn’t it one more thing that we have to learn from the monkeys that
they simply throw shit at whoever they don’t like? First, of course,
try your best arguments.
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SIGN AT THE ZOO:
“Never tease the monkey”
Dionysus
he threw his banana back to me with other monkeys.I was hurt.I gave
him my true heart and he rip it apart.
Dionysus
no wonder,earth is where our souls get purified.because of the dark
side of humanity,the hopeless struggling away from satan..some become
solomos servants,some become scientists,some become christian,some
become athiesm,but all in one,and one reflect all.
TheTibetanMonkey
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I understand monkey language quite well. When a monkey throws his
shit, he means: "YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT." When he throws a banana, he
means: "KISS MY ASS."
Of course, he resents being in that cage.
TheTibetanMonkey
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We all are born little monkeys, and then choose to become whatever
species we like: SOME BECOME LIONS, SOME BECOME SHEEP, and SOME STAY
MONKEY.
The first two are THE DENIERS.