Tammy Faye wants to swallow
Mehfist (Awful) Ease
"I need God's miracle to swallow," says she of drag queen makeup and
legendary gluttony. It's not so bad, Tammy, or so my lady friends tell me.
Kind of salty, they report. Ask your male friend to avoid bitter foods and
anchovies--that should make it go down a bit easier. I mean, I understand
why you wouldn't have wanted to swallow Jimbo. Given his line of work, his
man juice would probably have tasted of bovine excreta. But his best
friend, whom you divorced Jim for while he was in prison for providing you
your gluttonous lifestyle--he ought to go down a little smoother. He's
probably got a hint of snake or worm in his love lotion--should be real
smooth. But, hey, maybe you _could_ use a little divine intervention here.
I mean, look at how much He's been doing for you so far, what with the
cancer and all. Nothing is beneath His gaze. So, go ahead and petition Him
to help you swallow. Who knows? He might even work one of His famous
miracles and use it to cure you just like He's done for so many others:
http://www.sementherapy.com/.
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim
lesson to be learned: don't worship a MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING
COLD-HEARTED
BASTARD sky pixie
"The doctors have stopped trying to treat the cancer and so now it's up to
God and my faith. And that's enough!" she wrote.....LOL, HEY CHRISTIAN
NUTCASE, YOUR CROCK OF CRAP GOD WAS THE ONE THAT GAVE YOU THIS SHIT IN THE
FIRST FUCKING PLACE. You christians have got to be the DUMBEST pile of shit
on the face of the planet.
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