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Zacharias Mulletstein

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Jun 24, 2012, 5:51:50 PM6/24/12
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Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ. This means that Catholics
believe that God is made out of bread. I mean it's still a cracker, and the
liquid is still wine. Why don't they elect the Pillsbury Dough Boy as the
next Pope? The Catholics believe in some outlandish non-Biblical shit, but
this may take the case.

duke

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Jun 25, 2012, 8:41:54 AM6/25/12
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On Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:51:50 -0500, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

>Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
>becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ. This means that Catholics
>believe that God is made out of bread.

At Mass, we bring to God the substance of life in bread and wine. He changes it
into his Body and Blood, and returns it to us as both spiritual and physical
sustenance.

We are then one with Christ.

> I mean it's still a cracker

Then you reject what God said in the bible.

>, and the
>liquid is still wine. Why don't they elect the Pillsbury Dough Boy as the
>next Pope? The Catholics believe in some outlandish non-Biblical shit, but
>this may take the case.

Prepare thyself for the flames, mullet.

The dukester, American-American
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Zacharias Mulletstein

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Jun 25, 2012, 11:43:07 AM6/25/12
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"duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:51:50 -0500, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
>>Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
>>becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ. This means that Catholics
>>believe that God is made out of bread.
>
> At Mass, we bring to God the substance of life in bread and wine. He
> changes it
> into his Body and Blood, and returns it to us as both spiritual and
> physical
> sustenance.

Which has scientifically been found untrue unless Jesus Christ is made out
of crackers.

duke

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Jun 25, 2012, 6:53:24 PM6/25/12
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On Mon, 25 Jun 2012 10:43:07 -0500, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:

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>"duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
>news:fvmgu79k4m8ppafeh...@4ax.com...
>> On Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:51:50 -0500, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>> <zachariasm...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
>>>becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ. This means that Catholics
>>>believe that God is made out of bread.
>>
>> At Mass, we bring to God the substance of life in bread and wine. He
>> changes it
>> into his Body and Blood, and returns it to us as both spiritual and
>> physical
>> sustenance.
>
>Which has scientifically been found untrue unless Jesus Christ is made out
>of crackers.

Jesus said it. God confirmed it. The FDA says it's true.

You say no, mullet. Now who do you think I'll believe.

Father Haskell

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Jun 25, 2012, 6:57:02 PM6/25/12
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On Jun 25, 6:53 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Jun 2012 10:43:07 -0500, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>
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> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
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> >"duke" <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote in message
> >news:fvmgu79k4m8ppafeh...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:51:50 -0500, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
>
> >>>Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
> >>>becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.  This means that Catholics
> >>>believe that God is made out of bread.
>
> >> At Mass, we bring to God the substance of life in bread and wine.  He
> >> changes it
> >> into his Body and Blood, and returns it to us as both spiritual and
> >> physical
> >> sustenance.
>
> >Which has scientifically been found untrue unless Jesus Christ is made out
> >of crackers.
>
> Jesus said it.  God confirmed it.  The FDA says it's true.

The only thing the FDA is allowed to declare is they're
made from flour and water.

Father Haskell

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Jun 25, 2012, 7:00:16 PM6/25/12
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On Jun 24, 5:51 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
Ebay probably sells them cheap enough in bulk that you
could crumble them and use them for fried chicken breading.

Mike Lovell

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Jun 25, 2012, 7:15:19 PM6/25/12
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On 2012-06-25, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>> At Mass, we bring to God the substance of life in bread and wine. He
>>> changes it
>>> into his Body and Blood, and returns it to us as both spiritual and
>>> physical
>>> sustenance.
>>
>>Which has scientifically been found untrue unless Jesus Christ is made out
>>of crackers.
>
> Jesus said it. God confirmed it. The FDA says it's true.

Erm, what does your religion say about lying?

"The FDA says it's true"


"Catholicism is the most perfect form of hypocrisy"

> You say no, mullet. Now who do you think I'll believe.

A load of shit?

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really believe God is looking over your shoulder

duke

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Jun 26, 2012, 7:21:27 AM6/26/12
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The RCC says that too. Haahaahaa.

Father Haskell

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Jun 26, 2012, 7:11:51 PM6/26/12
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Flour, water, and a wave of the pope's magical wand.

duke

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Jun 27, 2012, 7:46:34 AM6/27/12
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Nope, flour and water.

Father Haskell

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Jun 27, 2012, 11:12:48 PM6/27/12
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So they're a prime example of misleading advertising?


duke

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Jun 28, 2012, 7:46:20 AM6/28/12
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No, not that I can tell.

Father Haskell

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Jun 28, 2012, 6:02:50 PM6/28/12
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Exactly.

duke

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Jun 29, 2012, 2:07:55 PM6/29/12
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Why don't you just admit you didn't know?

Father Haskell

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Jun 29, 2012, 7:10:50 PM6/29/12
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On Jun 25, 8:41 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Jun 2012 16:51:50 -0500, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>
> <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com> wrote:
> >Catholics believe that the bread and wine they eat and drink literally
> >becomes the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ.  This means that Catholics
> >believe that God is made out of bread.
>
> At Mass, we bring to God the substance of life in bread and wine.  He changes it
> into his Body and Blood, and returns it to us as both spiritual and physical
> sustenance.
>
> We are then one with Christ.
>
> >  I mean it's still a cracker
>
> Then you reject what God said in the bible.

If god said a cracker is anything *but* a cracker,
then god *should* be rejected.

Father Haskell

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Jun 29, 2012, 7:13:00 PM6/29/12
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It's like McDonalds saying their burgers are 100% beef,
except they actually do contain some.

duke

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Jun 30, 2012, 8:46:08 AM6/30/12
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Macdonalds' is not the RCC.

duke

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Jun 30, 2012, 8:47:50 AM6/30/12
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I'm going with Jesus on that one.
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