What's so great about monotheism, anyway?

[MarkA]

I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
one on Facebook. Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
tornado to begin with???? At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
"good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.

--
MarkA
Keeper of Things Put There Only Just The Night Before
About eight o'clock

[Ben Kaufman]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 08:46:42 -0400, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

>I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
>one on Facebook. Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
>that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
>self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
>tornado to begin with???? At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
>that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
>"good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.

In ancient times when one civilization defeated another everyone assumed that
the victor's god(s) were more powerful and accepted them. The extraordinary
twist with the Hebrew god was the Hebrews' belief that their god was not weak,
but vindictive, and intentionally chose to punish his subjects by permitting
their enemy to defeat them in battle, or allow other hardships. Of course, a
particular individual can say to himself that he was good but it was some
others in the group that brought God's wrath, and of course we see a lot of this
going on today, finding the scapegoats - gays, atheists, premarital sex etc.
But even if you can't figure out the reason why God caused or allowed it to
happen, don't worry, one is off the hook for making sense of it because man is
not supposed to understand everything that God does.

Not withstanding the above, prayer can be a self soothing therapy for situations
where there is nothing one can actually do, and a comfort to whom the prayer is
directed, because the recipient perceives the empathy. Instead of "I will pray
for you," one can say, "you will be in my thoughts."

Ben

[Dakota]

I haven't been keeping up with the loony preachers but I'm guessing
one of them will blame the storm on godless science teachers, gay
marriage, or some other nonsense.

[Kenny McCormack]

In article <kng03g$voh$1...@dont-email.me>, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote:
...

>I haven't been keeping up with the loony preachers but I'm guessing
>one of them will blame the storm on godless science teachers, gay
>marriage, or some other nonsense.

It's all the gay abortions.

--
Modern Christian: Someone who can take time out from
complaining about "welfare mothers popping out babies we
have to feed" to complain about welfare mothers getting
abortions that PREVENT more babies to be raised at public
expense.

[duke]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 08:46:42 -0400, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

>I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
>one on Facebook. Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
>that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
>self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
>tornado to begin with???? At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
>that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
>"good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.

Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God. Those that
refuse may well visit the flames eternally and soonest.

The dukester, American - American

********************************************
Repeal Obama
You simply can't fix stupid.
********************************************

[Uncle Vic]

duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
news:s67np8lvu8903btv9...@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 21 May 2013 08:46:42 -0400, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>>I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is
>>number one on Facebook. Leaving aside, for the moment, how
>>discouraging it is that so many people still think that prayer is good
>>for anything besides self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the
>>same god who sent the tornado to begin with???? At least, with
>>polytheism, you could speculate that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent
>>the tornado, and you can pray to the "good guy" god for
>>protection/relief/salvation.
>
> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.

IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?

> Those that refuse may well visit the flames eternally and soonest.
>

...and if you could, you'd rush me there yourself.

--
Uncle Vic
aa# 2011
BAAWA

AA Quotemeister

Visit my You Tube Channel!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Vicman6311?feature=mhee

[SkyEyes]

On May 21, 5:46 am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
> one on Facebook.  Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
> that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
> self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
> tornado to begin with????  At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
> that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
> "good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.

Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's
sillier; if one god can exist, why can't others? Life forms are not
known to exist in the singualr. Monotheism is nothing but conceit.

-
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 and A+ atheist
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com
-

[Christopher A. Lee]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 10:54:20 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net>
wrote:

>On May 21, 5:46 am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
>> one on Facebook.  Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
>> that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
>> self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
>> tornado to begin with????  At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
>> that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
>> "good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.
>
>Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's
>sillier; if one god can exist, why can't others? Life forms are not
>known to exist in the singualr. Monotheism is nothing but conceit.

It's the ultimate "my god is bigger than your god" because that
doesn't leave room for the other guy's god(s),

[Dakota]

On 5/21/2013 9:36 AM, Kenny McCormack wrote:
> In article <kng03g$voh$1...@dont-email.me>, Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote:
> ...
>> I haven't been keeping up with the loony preachers but I'm guessing
>> one of them will blame the storm on godless science teachers, gay
>> marriage, or some other nonsense.
>
> It's all the gay abortions.
>

Or godless gay scientist abortions on Sundays.

[MarkA]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 10:54:20 -0700, SkyEyes wrote:

> On May 21, 5:46�am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is
>> number one on Facebook. �Leaving aside, for the moment, how
>> discouraging it is that so many people still think that prayer is good
>> for anything besides self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same
>> god who sent the tornado to begin with???? �At least, with polytheism,
>> you could speculate that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado,
>> and you can pray to the "good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.
>
> Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's sillier; if
> one god can exist, why can't others? Life forms are not known to exist in
> the singualr. Monotheism is nothing but conceit.
>

No only that, but you can tell much more entertaining myths with a whole
family of gods than you can with a single one. How many times can you
listen to someone tell you about how Jesus died for your sins? Once is
more than enough.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article
<08060894-5b3a-400e...@d8g2000pbe.googlegroups.com>,

SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net> wrote:

> On May 21, 5:46 am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> > I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
> > one on Facebook.  Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
> > that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
> > self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
> > tornado to begin with????  At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
> > that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
> > "good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.
>
> Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's
> sillier; if one god can exist, why can't others? Life forms are not
> known to exist in the singualr. Monotheism is nothing but conceit.

I've always thought that monotheism caught on because it was easier
placating one god than many.

--

JD

"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden

[Dakota]

Having a violent, vindictive god's rules enforced by the government
helped to convince people that monotheism was the safest thing to believe.

[linuxgal]

I'm amused by the curious artifacts in the sacred texts as the Hebrews
evolved from henotheism to monotheism. A god that wrassles Jacob to a
draw? A god that frets about people building a tower all the way up to
heaven?

[Yap]

On May 22, 12:13 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 21 May 2013 08:46:42 -0400, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> >I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
> >one on Facebook.  Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
> >that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
> >self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
> >tornado to begin with????  At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
> >that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
> >"good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.
>
> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.  Those that
> refuse may well visit the flames eternally and soonest.

And because duke has not prayed, therefore the tornado happened.
It is hereby expected that believer duke will be in eternal flame for
sure.

[Yap]

Once is too much....
To repeat means one is stupid.
Have you ever heard from Bill Gates for once and that he loves you, so
that you will be given a million to enjoy?

[Ben Kaufman]

Undoubtedly!!!

[Ben Kaufman]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 10:56:34 -0700, Christopher A. Lee <ca...@optonline.net>
wrote:

That's not democratic, it's a dictatorship! ;-)

[Ben Kaufman]

You can always throw in some more gore.

[duke]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 12:54:03 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:

>>>I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is
>>>number one on Facebook. Leaving aside, for the moment, how
>>>discouraging it is that so many people still think that prayer is good
>>>for anything besides self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the
>>>same god who sent the tornado to begin with???? At least, with
>>>polytheism, you could speculate that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent
>>>the tornado, and you can pray to the "good guy" god for
>>>protection/relief/salvation.

>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?

God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and compassion from so
many others. Those that can't do that are discarded and cast into the flames.

>> Those that refuse may well visit the flames eternally and soonest.
>...and if you could, you'd rush me there yourself.

Nope. You'll die one day and then be judged. Good luck.

[duke]

On Tue, 21 May 2013 10:54:20 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net> wrote:

>On May 21, 5:46�am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
>> one on Facebook. �Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
>> that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
>> self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
>> tornado to begin with???? �At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
>> that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
>> "good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.
>
>Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's
>sillier; if one god can exist, why can't others?

Answer: No other does.

[duke]

Haahaahaa. No wonder you're an atheist wannabe.

[Dakota]

Mel Gibson's gore fest flick 'The Passion of the Christ' on an endless
loop with the subtitles off. I'm still waiting for the video game to
be released.

[Uncle Vic]

duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:

>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>
> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
> discarded and cast into the flames.

It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.

[MarkA]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 10:18:31 -0500, duke wrote:

> On Tue, 21 May 2013 10:54:20 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net> wrote:
>
>>On May 21, 5:46 am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
>>> one on Facebook.  Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
>>> that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
>>> self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
>>> tornado to begin with????  At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
>>> that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
>>> "good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.
>>
>>Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's
>>sillier; if one god can exist, why can't others?
>
> Answer: No other does.
>

What you "explanation" lacks in actual explanation, it makes up in brevity.

--
MarkA

If you can read this, you can stop reading now.

[Kenny McCormack]

In article <pan.2013.05.23....@somewhere.invalid>,
MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
...

>> Answer: No other does.
>
>What you "explanation" lacks in actual explanation, it makes up in brevity.

Indeed. If it had been 4 words shorter, it would have been perfect.

--
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody
actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."

- author unknown -

[duke]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:

>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
>news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
>
>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>>
>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
>> discarded and cast into the flames.
>
>It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.

I am NOT afraid of you.

[duke]

Simplicity is the best answer.

[Uncle Vic]

duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in news:o6msp81lgrvm2gr9fkoqpghq020e6g0ju4
@4ax.com:

> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>
>>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
>>news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
>>
>>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>>>
>>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
>>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
>>> discarded and cast into the flames.
>>
>>It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
>
> I am NOT afraid of you.
>

I know. You're afraid of bullshit.

[Uncle Vic]

duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
news:d8msp8lcp86cpu7ku...@4ax.com:

> On Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:26 -0400, MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 22 May 2013 10:18:31 -0500, duke wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 21 May 2013 10:54:20 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On May 21, 5:46 am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag
>>>>> is number one on Facebook.  Leaving aside, for the moment, how
>>>>> discouraging it is that so many people still think that prayer is
>>>>> good for anything besides self-flattery, what good is it to pray
>>>>> to the same god who sent the tornado to begin with????  At least,
>>>>> with polytheism, you could speculate that some OTHER, "bad guy"
>>>>> god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the "good guy" god for
>>>>> protection/relief/salvation.
>>>>
>>>>Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's
>>>>sillier; if one god can exist, why can't others?
>>>
>>> Answer: No other does.
>
>>What you "explanation" lacks in actual explanation, it makes up in
>>brevity.
>
> Simplicity is the best answer.
>

Especially for the simple minded, simpleton.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <o6msp81lgrvm2gr9f...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>
> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
> >news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
> >
> >>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
> >>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
> >>
> >> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
> >> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
> >> discarded and cast into the flames.
> >
> >It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
>
> I am NOT afraid of you.
>

• but you for are damn sure afraid of supposed damnation Duke.

[MarkA]

On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:59:55 -0500, duke wrote:

> On Wed, 22 May 2013 21:56:26 -0400, MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 22 May 2013 10:18:31 -0500, duke wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 21 May 2013 10:54:20 -0700 (PDT), SkyEyes <skye...@cox.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On May 21, 5:46�am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is
>>>>> number one on Facebook. �Leaving aside, for the moment, how
>>>>> discouraging it is that so many people still think that prayer is
>>>>> good for anything besides self-flattery, what good is it to pray to
>>>>> the same god who sent the tornado to begin with???? �At least, with
>>>>> polytheism, you could speculate that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent
>>>>> the tornado, and you can pray to the "good guy" god for
>>>>> protection/relief/salvation.
>>>>
>>>>Monotheism is in no way superior to polytheism. In fact, it's sillier;
>>>>if one god can exist, why can't others?
>>>
>>> Answer: No other does.
>
>>What you "explanation" lacks in actual explanation, it makes up in
>>brevity.
>
> Simplicity is the best answer.
>

If you believe that, perhaps you should say nothing at all.

[duke]

On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:10 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:

>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in news:o6msp81lgrvm2gr9fkoqpghq020e6g0ju4
>@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>>
>>>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
>>>news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>>>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>>>>
>>>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
>>>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
>>>> discarded and cast into the flames.
>>>
>>>It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
>>
>> I am NOT afraid of you.

>I know. You're afraid of bullshit.

I'm not afraid of you.

[duke]

Oh, hell yes.

[duke]

So you didn't understand?

[duke]

Yeah, especially something that you still can't get.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <v80vp819re2hde277...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:10 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>
> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in news:o6msp81lgrvm2gr9fkoqpghq020e6g0ju4
> >@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
> >>>news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
> >>>
> >>>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
> >>>>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
> >>>>
> >>>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
> >>>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
> >>>> discarded and cast into the flames.
> >>>
> >>>It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
> >>
> >> I am NOT afraid of you.
>
> >I know. You're afraid of bullshit.
>
> I'm not afraid of you.
>

• Anyone who has ever stepped in a fresh one is for damn sure afraid of it.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <v90vp8p5huu0m7kuh...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:08:50 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
> >In article <o6msp81lgrvm2gr9f...@4ax.com>, duke
> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
> >> >news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
> >> >
> >> >>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
> >> >>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
> >> >>
> >> >> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
> >> >> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
> >> >> discarded and cast into the flames.
> >> >
> >> >It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
> >>
> >> I am NOT afraid of you.
> >>
> >• but you for are damn sure afraid of supposed damnation Duke.
>
> Oh, hell yes.
>

• Do GOOPE* coupons have an expiration date ? tnx


* GOOPE = get out of purgatory early.

[Father Haskell]

On May 21, 8:46 am, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
> one on Facebook.  Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
> that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
> self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
> tornado to begin with????  At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
> that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
> "good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.

If you're smart, you'll open your prayer with "to whom it
may concern."

[duke]

Why? Bullshit can't hurt anyone.

[duke]

nope.

>* GOOPE = get out of purgatory early.

[Free Lunch]

On Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:29 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
alt.atheism:

>On Fri, 24 May 2013 09:52:11 -0700, r...@somis.org (�RLMeasures) wrote:
>
>>In article <v80vp819re2hde277...@4ax.com>, duke
>><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:10 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in news:o6msp81lgrvm2gr9fkoqpghq020e6g0ju4
>>> >@4ax.com:
>>> >
>>> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
>>> >>>news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>> >>>>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
>>> >>>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
>>> >>>> discarded and cast into the flames.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
>>> >>
>>> >> I am NOT afraid of you.
>>>
>>> >I know. You're afraid of bullshit.
>>>
>>> I'm not afraid of you.
>>>
>>� Anyone who has ever stepped in a fresh one is for damn sure afraid of it.
>
>Why? Bullshit can't hurt anyone.

It's more slippery than a banana peel.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <bjqvp8lk772olo5rc...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 24 May 2013 09:52:11 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
> >In article <v80vp819re2hde277...@4ax.com>, duke
> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:10 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
news:o6msp81lgrvm2gr9fkoqpghq020e6g0ju4
> >> >@4ax.com:
> >> >
> >> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
> >> >>>news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
> >> >>>>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
> >> >>>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
> >> >>>> discarded and cast into the flames.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
> >> >>
> >> >> I am NOT afraid of you.
> >>
> >> >I know. You're afraid of bullshit.
> >>
> >> I'm not afraid of you.
> >>
> >• Anyone who has ever stepped in a fresh one is for damn sure afraid of it.
>
> Why? Bullshit can't hurt anyone.
>

• Are you into coprophilia Duke?

[•RLMeasures]

In article <bkqvp8h3m9l4qrtr4...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 24 May 2013 09:54:58 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
> >In article <v90vp8p5huu0m7kuh...@4ax.com>, duke
> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:08:50 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <o6msp81lgrvm2gr9f...@4ax.com>, duke
> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
> >> >> >news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom
of God.
> >> >> >>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
> >> >> >> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
> >> >> >> discarded and cast into the flames.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
> >> >>
> >> >> I am NOT afraid of you.
> >> >>
> >> >• but you for are damn sure afraid of supposed damnation Duke.
> >>
> >> Oh, hell yes.
> >>
> >• Do GOOPE* coupons have an expiration date ? tnx
>
> nope.

• Did you look at the devilishly small print on the back side.?

[Dakota]

On 5/24/2013 5:35 PM, Free Lunch wrote:
> On Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:29 -0500, duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
> alt.atheism:
>

>> On Fri, 24 May 2013 09:52:11 -0700, r...@somis.org (�RLMeasures) wrote:
>>
>>> In article <v80vp819re2hde277...@4ax.com>, duke
>>> <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:10 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in news:o6msp81lgrvm2gr9fkoqpghq020e6g0ju4
>>>>> @4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>>>>>>>>> IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
>>>>>>>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
>>>>>>>> discarded and cast into the flames.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I am NOT afraid of you.
>>>>
>>>>> I know. You're afraid of bullshit.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not afraid of you.
>>>>

>>> � Anyone who has ever stepped in a fresh one is for damn sure afraid of it.

>>
>> Why? Bullshit can't hurt anyone.
>
> It's more slippery than a banana peel.
>

The mushrooms that grow on it can seriously change your perspective
for several hours. Don't ask me how I know this.

[duke]

Did you visit rl in WTexas?

[duke]

No. Are you looking for a partner?

[duke]

Yep.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <kuc1q8p1usl47vupd...@4ax.com>, duke

• If I'm not into that shit, why would I be looking?

[•RLMeasures]

In article <00d1q8lbn04ghmvr3...@4ax.com>, duke

• good luck

[Dakota]

Okay. You're not into eating "that" shit. So what kind of shit are you
into eating?

[duke]

Well, YOU brought it up. I was wondering.

[duke]

No expiration date. I double checked.

[•RLMeasures]

*** _____

[•RLMeasures]

In article <5tq1q8lo8kposugsa...@4ax.com>, duke

• I'm not. . . Are you into coprophilia Duke?

[•RLMeasures]

In article <2vq1q85afuqgoss7v...@4ax.com>, duke

• After Jan., 2000 the expiration date was hidden under a peel-off label.

[duke]

I already told you "no".

[duke]

None of mine has a peel-off label.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <5cb4q8p31othe3cgh...@4ax.com>, duke

• no shit.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <1db4q85o5ubnngq0t...@4ax.com>, duke

• the expiration date label requires a 50x microscope to read it because
it is 1mm by 4mm.

[Ben Kaufman]

This sounds like the real Pascal's Wager.

[duke]

Right, no shit.

[duke]

I checked. There is no expiration date.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <mc99q816sa8m8g95l...@4ax.com>, duke

• have you given up on the nipple thing?

[•RLMeasures]

In article <gd99q855cf1sjols6...@4ax.com>, duke

• good luck.

[Paul Duca]

On Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:13:11 PM UTC-4, duke wrote:

> On Tue, 21 May 2013 08:46:42 -0400, MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>
>
>
> >I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is number
>
> >one on Facebook. Leaving aside, for the moment, how discouraging it is
>
> >that so many people still think that prayer is good for anything besides
>
> >self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the same god who sent the
>
> >tornado to begin with???? At least, with polytheism, you could speculate
>
> >that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent the tornado, and you can pray to the
>
> >"good guy" god for protection/relief/salvation.
>
>
>

> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God, where
>
> they will hump their brains out...if they had brains in the first place.

[Paul Duca]

On Friday, May 24, 2013 6:32:29 PM UTC-4, duke wrote:
> On Fri, 24 May 2013 09:52:11 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
>
>
> >In article <v80vp819re2hde277...@4ax.com>, duke
>
> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> >
>
> >> On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:10 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>
> >>
>
> >> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in news:o6msp81lgrvm2gr9fkoqpghq020e6g0ju4
>
> >> >@4ax.com:

>
> >> >
>
> >> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>
> >> >>
>
> >> >>>duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
>
> >> >>>news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
>
> >> >>>
>
> >> >>>>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>
> >> >>>>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>
> >> >>>>
>
> >> >>>> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
>
> >> >>>> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
>
> >> >>>> discarded and cast into the flames.
>
> >> >>>
>
> >> >>>It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
>
> >> >>
>
> >> >> I am NOT afraid of you.
>
> >>
>

> >> >I know. You're afraid of bullshit.
>
> >>
>
> >> I'm not afraid of you.
>
> >>
>
> >• Anyone who has ever stepped in a fresh one is for damn sure afraid of it.
>
>
>

> Why? Bullshit can't hurt anyone. And it's about the ONLY thing that
>
> resembles food for most of us in Catholic Heaven (TM).

[Paul Duca]

On Wednesday, May 22, 2013 11:17:47 AM UTC-4, duke wrote:

> On Tue, 21 May 2013 12:54:03 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> >>>I heard on the news this AM that the "pray for Oklahoma" hashtag is
>
> >>>number one on Facebook. Leaving aside, for the moment, how
>
> >>>discouraging it is that so many people still think that prayer is good
>
> >>>for anything besides self-flattery, what good is it to pray to the
>
> >>>same god who sent the tornado to begin with???? At least, with
>
> >>>polytheism, you could speculate that some OTHER, "bad guy" god, sent
>
> >>>the tornado, and you can pray to the "good guy" god for
>
> >>>protection/relief/salvation.
>
>
>

> >> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>
> >IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>
>
>
> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and compassion from
>

> so many others--the type God can't be bothered to provide Himself.
>
>
>
>
>
> Nope. You'll die one day and then get laid more often than I will.

[Paul Duca]

On Friday, May 24, 2013 6:32:57 PM UTC-4, duke wrote:
> On Fri, 24 May 2013 09:54:58 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
>
>
> >In article <v90vp8p5huu0m7kuh...@4ax.com>, duke
>
> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> >
>
> >> On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:08:50 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
> >>
>
> >> >In article <o6msp81lgrvm2gr9f...@4ax.com>, duke

>
> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> >> >
>
> >> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic <so...@noway.com> wrote:
>
> >> >>
>
> >> >> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
>
> >> >> >news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:
>
> >> >> >
>

> >> >> >>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inherit the kingdom of God.
>
> >> >> >>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?
>
> >> >> >>
>
> >> >> >> God allows awful things to happen and they bring out love and
>

> >> >> >> compassion from so many others. Those that can't do that are
>
> >> >> >> discarded and cast into the flames.
>
> >> >> >
>
> >> >> >It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.
>
> >> >>
>
> >> >> I am NOT afraid of you.
>
> >> >>
>

> >> >• but you for are damn sure afraid of supposed damnation Duke.
>
> >>
>
> >> Oh, hell yes.
>
> >>
>
> >• Do GOOPE* coupons have an expiration date ? tnx
>
>
>
> nope.
>
>
>

> >* GOOPE = get out of purgatory early.
>
>


Can I exchange mine for the cash value?


Paul

[Paul Duca]

> No expiration date. So obviously they're worthless.

[Paul Duca]

Only until he is supplied with grand-nieces...


Paul

[duke]

Never had it. Check with stinky.

[duke]

God told me he doesn't used expiration dates.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <r1lfq8l6e8eqign94...@4ax.com>, duke

• is he still breathing?

[•RLMeasures]

In article <u2lfq8l7ihmb3imib...@4ax.com>, duke

• i do not believe that you talk to God.

[Paul Duca]

Duke will down a can bulging with botulism, if his God tells him to do so.


PaUL

[�RLMeasures]

In article <6fd45b9c-7e7f-4893...@googlegroups.com>, Paul
Duca <paul....@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Thursday, May 30, 2013 7:31:04 PM UTC-4, =95RLMeasures wrote:
> > In article <u2lfq8l7ihmb3imib...@4ax.com>, duke

> >=20
> > <duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> >=20
> >=20
> > > On Tue, 28 May 2013 08:14:15 -0700, r...@somis.org (=95RLMeasures) wrote:
> >=20
> > >=20
> >=20

> > > >In article <gd99q855cf1sjols6...@4ax.com>, duke

> >=20
> > > ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> > > >
> >=20
> > > >> On Sun, 26 May 2013 16:55:20 -0700, r...@somis.org (=95RLMeasures) wrot=
> e:
> >=20
> > > >>=20
> >=20

> > > >> >In article <1db4q85o5ubnngq0t...@4ax.com>, duke

> >=20
> > > >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >
> >=20
> > > >> >> On Sat, 25 May 2013 13:32:09 -0700, r...@somis.org (=95RLMeasures) w=
> rote:
> >=20
> > > >> >>=20
> >=20

> > > >> >> >In article <2vq1q85afuqgoss7v...@4ax.com>, duke

> >=20
> > > >> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> On Sat, 25 May 2013 07:23:45 -0700, r...@somis.org (=95RLMeasures=
> ) wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >>=20
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >In article <00d1q8lbn04ghmvr3...@4ax.com>, duke

> >=20
> > > >> >> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >> On Fri, 24 May 2013 17:09:58 -0700, r...@somis.org

> >=20
> > (=95RLMeasures) wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >In article <bkqvp8h3m9l4qrtr4...@4ax.com>, d=
> uke
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 24 May 2013 09:54:58 -0700, r...@somis.org

> >=20
> > > >(=95RLMeasures) wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >In article <v90vp8p5huu0m7kuh...@4ax.com>=
> , duke
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:08:50 -0700, r...@somis.org

> >=20
> > > >> >(=95RLMeasures) wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >In article
> >=20
> > <o6msp81lgrvm2gr9f...@4ax.com>, duke
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 22 May 2013 11:13:15 -0500, Uncle Vic

> >=20
> > > ><so...@noway.com>
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >wrote:
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >duke <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >news:d7opp81lsk2ksece7...@4ax.com:=
> =20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Those with love and sorrow for them will inhe=
> rit the
> >=20
> > > >> >kingdom
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >of God.
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>IOW god is dead and his estate is in probate?

> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> God allows awful things to happen and they brin=
> g out
> >=20
> > > >> >love and
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> compassion from so many others. Those that can=
> 't do
> >=20
> > > >> >that are
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> discarded and cast into the flames.=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >It must really suck to be afraid of bullshit.

> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I am NOT afraid of you.

> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >=95 but you for are damn sure afraid of supposed
> >=20
> > > >damnation Duke.
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> Oh, hell yes.
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> >=95 Do GOOPE* coupons have an expiration date ? tnx
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >> nope.
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> >=95 Did you look at the devilishly small print on the bac=
> k side.?
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >> Yep.
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >> >=95 good luck
> >=20
> > > >> >> >>=20
> >=20

> > > >> >> >> No expiration date. I double checked.

> >=20
> > > >> >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >> >=95 After Jan., 2000 the expiration date was hidden under a
> >=20
> > peel-off label.
> >=20
> > > >> >>=20
> >=20

> > > >> >> None of mine has a peel-off label.

> >=20
> > > >> >>=20
> >=20
> > > >> >=95 the expiration date label requires a 50x microscope to read it=
> because
> >=20

> > > >> >it is 1mm by 4mm.

> >=20
> > > >>=20
> >=20

> > > >> I checked. There is no expiration date.

> >=20
> > > >>=20
> >=20
> > > >=95 good luck.
> >=20
> > >=20
> >=20

> > > God told me he doesn't used expiration dates.

> >=20
> > >=20
> >=20
> > =95 i do not believe that you talk to God.

>
>
> Duke will down a can bulging with botulism, if his God tells him to do so.
>
>
> PaUL

� Maybe the bacterium in holy water cancels out the botulin?

[duke]

I don't know. His yellow rubber ducky may have drowned him.

[duke]

Your problem, not mine.

[�RLMeasures]

In article <p9ihq85ddjp4psidf...@4ax.com>, duke

� Calling the Ferrit.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <5bihq8d41hv0g897i...@4ax.com>, duke

• It would be my problem if I believed.

[duke]

It would be my problem if I didn't believe.

[�RLMeasures]

In article <qvsjq81cjj1etmne3...@4ax.com>, duke

� trapped.

[duke]

I wouldn't want to be any other place.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <7qomq8hfhhsarb2kt...@4ax.com>, duke

• We critics for damn sure do not want you to be in any other place.

[duke]

Right. Purgatory is the way to heaven.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <4lnrq8tjc8nhf6nkv...@4ax.com>, duke

• With a genuine Carmelite Brown Scapular and your wash tub full of GOOPE
coupons, your lay over in Purgatory could be only a minute or two.

[duke]

On Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:10:37 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:

>> >• We critics for damn sure do not want you to be in any other place.
>> Right. Purgatory is the way to heaven.

>• With a genuine Carmelite Brown Scapular and your wash tub full of GOOPE
>coupons, your lay over in Purgatory could be only a minute or two.

Only one is needed. How many do you have, rl?

[•RLMeasures]

In article <9ul1r8hh6c71mjph6...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:10:37 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
> >> >• We critics for damn sure do not want you to be in any other place.
> >> Right. Purgatory is the way to heaven.
>
> >• With a genuine Carmelite Brown Scapular and your wash tub full of GOOPE
> >coupons, your lay over in Purgatory could be only a minute or two.
>
> Only one is needed. How many do you have, rl?
>

• None. I do not believe there is a Purgatory (593CE).

[duke]

Jesus said only the pure of heart will stand face to face with God.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <dl04r8dlqbf4fqj30...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:08:59 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
> >In article <9ul1r8hh6c71mjph6...@4ax.com>, duke
> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:10:37 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >• We critics for damn sure do not want you to be in any other place.
> >> >> Right. Purgatory is the way to heaven.
> >>
> >> >• With a genuine Carmelite Brown Scapular and your wash tub full of GOOPE
> >> >coupons, your lay over in Purgatory could be only a minute or two.
> >>
> >> Only one is needed. How many do you have, rl?
> >>
> >• None. I do not believe there is a Purgatory (593CE).
>
> Jesus said only the pure of heart will stand face to face with God.
>

• well that lets us out.

[duke]

The confessional takes care of all past events. That's why we have it to
correct past misdeeds.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <lr96r8tn6htqdvb7j...@4ax.com>, duke

<duckg...@cox.net> wrote:

> On Fri, 07 Jun 2013 13:19:30 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
>
> >In article <dl04r8dlqbf4fqj30...@4ax.com>, duke
> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:08:59 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <9ul1r8hh6c71mjph6...@4ax.com>, duke
> >> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:10:37 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >• We critics for damn sure do not want you to be in any other
place.
> >> >> >> Right. Purgatory is the way to heaven.
> >> >>
> >> >> >• With a genuine Carmelite Brown Scapular and your wash tub full
of GOOPE
> >> >> >coupons, your lay over in Purgatory could be only a minute or two.
> >> >>
> >> >> Only one is needed. How many do you have, rl?
> >> >>
> >> >• None. I do not believe there is a Purgatory (593CE).
> >>
> >> Jesus said only the pure of heart will stand face to face with God.
> >>
> >• well that lets us out.
>
> The confessional takes care of all past events. That's why we have it to
> correct past misdeeds.
>

• So if a priest gets drunk and does something sinful to an unwilling
altar-boy, he can correct his misdeeds?

[duke]

He has the same opportunity as you have.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <0as9r8l33agjvinfq...@4ax.com>, duke

• Except that I'm not into altar-boys.

[Paul Duca]

On Friday, June 7, 2013 11:57:00 AM UTC-4, duke wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:08:59 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
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> >In article <9ul1r8hh6c71mjph6...@4ax.com>, duke
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> ><duckg...@cox.net> wrote:
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> >> On Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:10:37 -0700, r...@somis.org (•RLMeasures) wrote:
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> >> >> >• We critics for damn sure do not want you to be in any other place.
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> >> >> Right. Purgatory is the way to heaven.
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> >> >• With a genuine Carmelite Brown Scapular and your wash tub full of GOOPE
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> >> >coupons, your lay over in Purgatory could be only a minute or two.
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> >> Only one is needed. How many do you have, rl?
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> >• None. I do not believe there is a Purgatory (593CE).
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> Jesus said only the pure of heart will stand face to face with God.
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Then I can tell Him "Get outta my face!"


Paul

[duke]

Your odds are far greater than the average Catholic priest. Sex with boys is
all you can talk about.

[•RLMeasures]

In article <vklgr81iq34uc5hek...@4ax.com>, duke

• This only confirms that you don't read much of what I write since I
write about about hetero issues as well as beastial, necro, copro things
too - but obviously you are not interested in reading that part. So why
the interest in boy buggery Duke?