Did God create the Universe in a Big Orgasm?
ComandanteBanana
Sunday preaching, this is THE ULTIMATE TRUTH, beyond which you simply
go crazy.
Anyway, Science proposes the Big Bang theory and Religion teaches you
Creation, so the combination of the two is
BIG ORGASM!
But there's further proof of that: When lovers reach the point of
climax, they often say, "Oh, my God!" while others claim to reach
Eternity...
Now, there are several implications of this:
a) You don't have to go to church to see God
b) The church better drop its regulation of sex, including
masturbation
c) You can practice "missionary position" with your partner
d) You too can be a scientist!
So I leave you here with this theory which --like all theories--
stands true until proven otherwise.
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"Monkeys of the World, Unite! You've got nothing to lose but your
cages"
IlBe...@gmail.com
> Deep, deep stuff. Hey, this is NOT what they teach in science class or
> Sunday preaching, this is THE ULTIMATE TRUTH, beyond which you simply
> go crazy.
>
> Anyway, Science proposes the Big Bang theory and Religion teaches you
> Creation, so the combination of the two is
>
> BIG ORGASM!
>
> But there's further proof of that: When lovers reach the point of
> climax, they often say, "Oh, my God!" while others claim to reach
> Eternity...
>
> Now, there are several implications of this:
>
> a) You don't have to go to church to see God
> b) The church better drop its regulation of sex, including
> masturbation
> c) You can practice "missionary position" with your partner
> d) You too can be a scientist!
>
> So I leave you here with this theory which --like all theories--
> stands true until proven otherwise.
>
> "Monkeys of the World, Unite! You've got nothing to lose but your
> cages"
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
It is apparent that you got immersed in our out of control sex
saturated culture ; I used to be at one time. God can set you free
from this twisted philosophy that has ruined so many lives ,
especially young people. God carefully, methodically, and lovingly
created the Universe so YOU and I could have a place to call home ;
did you know there are over 250 extremely narrow Physics constants of
our Universe which are ALL needed simulataneously so earth could be
called our home ? Move closer to God , give him a chance with your
life, and youll see the superficial philosophies and pursuits of this
world which will bring you down . Youve got a loving Father in Heaven
who made you special -- accidental Pond Scum from dead chemicals cant
do that for you :) .. Email me and we can chat confidentially cause
i used to be 'an alleged atheist' at one time. Regards. David.
The Master
> It is apparent that you got immersed in our out of control sex
> saturated culture ; I used to be at one time. God can set you free
> from this twisted philosophy that has ruined so many lives ,
By doing what? "Do as I say and live your life the way I want you do, or
I will torture you with pain and flame for all eternity. Oh, BTW, I love
you"?
> especially young people. God carefully, methodically, and lovingly
> created the Universe so YOU and I could have a place to call home ;
And then send you to hell when you don't worship him the way he sees
fit... That's not being loving, that's being egotistical. That's being
an asshole, immoral even by human standards. The Christian God is
therefore unworthy of worship.
ComandanteBanana
wrote:
>
> It is apparent that you got immersed in our out of control sex
> saturated culture ; I used to be at one time. God can set you free
> from this twisted philosophy that has ruined so many lives ,
> especially young people. God carefully, methodically, and lovingly
> created the Universe so YOU and I could have a place to call home ;
> did you know there are over 250 extremely narrow Physics constants of
> our Universe which are ALL needed simulataneously so earth could be
> called our home ? Move closer to God , give him a chance with your
> life, and youll see the superficial philosophies and pursuits of this
> world which will bring you down . Youve got a loving Father in Heaven
> who made you special -- accidental Pond Scum from dead chemicals cant
> do that for you :) .. Email me and we can chat confidentially cause
> i used to be 'an alleged atheist' at one time. Regards. David.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Funny, the Universe is full of dead chemicals so either HE was VERY
STUPID or VERY WASTEFUL in creating such a large universe.
Unless you tell me there's an intelligent life out there. (Here's more
like the stupid life prevails.) ;)
Ken
wrote:
> On Apr 10, 10:22 am, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <IlBeBa...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
Email me and we can chat confidentially cause
> > i used to be 'an alleged atheist' at one time. Regards. David
CAREFUL, Dave is also an admitted homosexual
>
> Funny, the Universe is full of dead chemicals so either HE was VERY
> STUPID or VERY WASTEFUL in creating such a large universe.
>
> Unless you tell me there's an intelligent life out there. (Here's more
> like the stupid life prevails.)
One may wonder how dimwitted dave can tell the difference bhetween
"dead" and "live" chemicals.
(Be sure to ask him how many chemistry courses he has taken)
ComandanteBanana
He looks as smart as the computer in 'Space Odissey 2001'...
Still they haven't replaced the Homo Sapiens. ;)
Ken
wrote:
Dimwitted Dave couldn't out-think a Commodore VIC-20
ComandanteBanana
religious Puritans (they are one and the same, right?) thus I'm
adopting a new name for such a novel theory...
"THE BIG O"
So an actual conversation with the new name may go more or less like
this: "I decided to see god last night, so I went for the Big O"... ;)
ComandanteBanana
Originally Posted by Panthers007
"Why do people always assume it's some beautiful thing that was behind
everything. Like those who believe in reincarnation - they always were
kings or queens. Never a cockroach or a fox being chased by rich
people's hounds.
Instead of a cosmic-orgasm creating the universe, maybe God just took
a dump."
***
That would actually makes sense too. No wonder this world is such a
piece of sh*t.
I would put that theory in the ranking #2... ;)
merli...@gmail.com
>
>
>
> > Deep, deep stuff. Hey, this is NOT what they teach in science class or
> > Sunday preaching, this is THE ULTIMATE TRUTH, beyond which you simply
> > go crazy.
>
> > Anyway, Science proposes the Big Bang theory and Religion teaches you
> > Creation, so the combination of the two is
>
> > BIG ORGASM!
>
> > But there's further proof of that: When lovers reach the point of
> > climax, they often say, "Oh, my God!" while others claim to reach
> > Eternity...
>
> > Now, there are several implications of this:
>
> > a) You don't have to go to church to see God
> > b) The church better drop its regulation of sex, including
> > masturbation
> > c) You can practice "missionary position" with your partner
> > d) You too can be a scientist!
>
> > So I leave you here with this theory which --like all theories--
> > stands true until proven otherwise.
>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----
> > "Monkeys of the World, Unite! You've got nothing to lose but your
> > cages"
>
> > http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
>
> It is apparent that you got immersed in our out of control sex
> saturated culture ;
a healthy sex life can be had by everyone.
you need not exclude yourself cause you think you are religious.
> I used
we are all users in some way.
we are all using others in some way.
> to be at one time.
you can still be labeled one.
> God can set you free
we set ourselves free, when we find god's love.
> from this twisted philosophy
healthy sex is not twisted.
> that has ruined so many lives ,
as you do hear. get a healthy attitude towards sex and you may have a
better attitude towards sex among your neighbors.
> especially young people.
then teach sex education.
> God carefully, methodically, and lovingly
> created the Universe
yup then gave it to humans to run.
> so YOU and I could have a place to call home ;
our home is not earth. we are living here now, it isn't our home.
> did you know there are over 250 extremely narrow Physics constants of
> our Universe which are ALL needed simulataneously so earth could be
> called our home ?
this isn't our spirit's homeland.
> Move closer to God ,
god is everywhere.
> give him a chance with your
> life,
what does god know about sex?
that you don't seem to know?
> and youll see the superficial philosophies
healthy sexuality is not superficial.
> and pursuits of this
> world which will bring you down .
you are not happy that is for sure.
> Youve got a loving Father in Heaven
where is heaven that you call earth home?
> who made you special
we are all special, and we may all get a personalized answer from god,
not a generalized statement about fear of sexuality.
>-- accidental Pond Scum from dead chemicals cant
> do that for you :) ..
so you go for the lowest form of insult as a christian? you dive to
the bottom to critize others while refusing to allow anyone sex ed?
LOL.
> Email me and we can chat confidentially cause
> i used to be 'an alleged atheist' at one time. Regards. David.
self treatment?
in love with the living gay Jesus,
Merlin
ComandanteBanana
article (actually quite fun) and I'm highlighting these points:
http://www.healingtaobritain.com/p67magazinequestforspiritualorgasm.htm
[notes of my own]
'These subtle body maps allow the adept to navigate the apparent chaos
of conflicting physical and sexual desires to find the way to the true
self at the still center of the drama of creation.' [It sounds like
the Big O, no?]
'Dusan Makaveich showed in his 1972 film Mysteries of the Organism
that as political repression increases, sexual freedom
decreases.' [This could be China or... America to a lesser degree]
'Reich tried to fill this gap, and died in prison in the U.S. for
spreading his teachings and devices promoting a universe - and human
body - centered around orgasm, through the medium of "orgone", similar
to prana in India and qi in China.' [Funny, those responsible for the
economic debacle we are experiencing now are walking free --and
getting paid big bucks]
'He offered Westerners exactly what they wanted: freedom from guilt
about sex, the promise of enlightenment, and a smorgasboard of
workshops led by followers that allowed them to explore and integrate
their eclectic mix of Eastern and Western methods.' [Probably better
than the path often followed by priests... pedophilia]
'This trend towards a "self-invented" spirituality became a hallmark
of the New Age movement in the West. Tantra and Daoism both have a
long history of experimenting with and absorbing new spiritual
technologies, so I do not use the term "self-invented" pejoratively,
but only to distinguish it from teachings adopted from traditional
lineages in India or China.' [Hey, nothing wrong with inventing some
fantasy that helps you have fun. Notice the Indian and Chinese gods
are conspicuosly absent from Western teaching. "Hands on," so to
speak]
'One day, after two weeks practice, I felt my breath stop completely.
During a long pause betweenbreaths, I entered a deep, peaceful state,
and felt I no longer needed to breathe air. Suddenly my whole body
shook, then exploded in an intense orgasm and I watched myself
catapulted into the space around me, with a clear vision of my body
expanding rapidly through the walls of the room. After this initial
explosion, I felt like a mushroom cloud above a nuclear blast, with
the debris of my former consciousness blown to bits and slowly raining
back down on my transparent body in blissful droplets. I was shocked,
scared, and excited.' [This sounds like God describing the Big O,
spontaneous too]
'I realized I had entered some other dimension of myself, and decided
I had to make it a priority in life to find a way to stay connected to
it. I decided to give up meat, drugs, and sex, the latter decision
particularly shocking to me as at that time I was prone to having
three girlfriends at once. Since my beyond-the-body experience was a
thousand times more orgasmic than the best sexual orgasm I had
previously experienced, being celibate didn't seem to matter. I didn't
know it then, but I had entered the realm of my subtle bodies and
their spontaneously orgasmic properties.' [It sounds like the guy is
for real... giving up girlfriends and all]
'I didn't want strangers grappling with my newly delicate energy
field,' [The energy we all have but many ignore... a remnant of the
Big O]
'I also began experiencing different siddhis or spiritual powers,
ranging from bursts of telepathy and foreknowledge of the future
(useful in planning my free lance writing career) and, more
dramatically, having repeated experiences of the entire universe
collapsing into a single point.' [I hope God doesn't collapse the
universe any time soon. What will he do alone again?]
'One of Bhajan's inner circle at the time revealed to me the existence
of lawsuits against Bhajan (who was married) by female followers for
sexual abuse, and told of a coterie of sexual favorites and "deviant"
sexual practices in his inner Tantric circle.' [Hey, Tantric gurus can
be like priests too. You better practice with your partner]
'In Daoist alchemy one is kept busy sexually coupling sun, moon,
planet and star energies of higher frequencies.' [Hey, if you think of
cosmic energy it kind of make sense. Sex is --or should be-- playing
with energy]
' "I beheld the Red Lingam ("penis") of Shiva inside of me; it
contained the energy of the Sun. Then I came up to the third eye, and
entered the Maha Yoni ("Great Vagina").' [It only needs to add, "And
then I had the Big O"]
'reminding me of the celibate Mahatma Gandhi sleeping beside two young
teen girls to rejuvenate himself.' [Gandhi inspired me initially for
the revolution, but later I found my own way: NONVIOLENCE WITH
MODERATE INDULGENCE IN SEXUALITY AND FOOD, not unlike Epicurus]
'Despite his worshipping Kali and using Tantric meditation methods to
divinize the body, underneath he seemed to reflect a widespread
patriarchal based Indian spirituality that feared the sexual power of
women, and perhaps deep beneath that, feared an earth centered
consciousness. My desire to integrate my sexual and earth nature fully
was a key factor in my resuming my Daoist Water and Fire inner alchemy
practices.' [I like that. Sexuality hand in hand with the love of
Nature, nothing better for a happier world]
TO BE CONTINUED... MAYBE
NOTE: I do not claim that this is a necessary path to enlightenment,
but I have experimented myself with the Big O --holding it back-- and
it works. Hey, great news for women and men alike who suffer from
premature ejaculation. And even God --if there's one-- seem to like
it.
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ajo...@gmail.com
wrote:
---Nothing like creating 'worshipers' so one can become a God.
Pastor Dave
thusly:
God is real. Ideas about aren't always. :)
--
Pastor Dave
Bathroom Fact: While a few hundred bacteria are
typically found on a toilet seat, over six thousand
are typically found on the faucet to the bathroom sink.
merli...@gmail.com
an egg? yes.
Sincerely,
Merlin
On Apr 16, 12:06 pm, ComandanteBanana <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
ComandanteBanana
> never heard of shiva's lingam being called a penis.
>
> an egg? yes.
>
> Sincerely,
>
"Shiva is usually worshipped in the form of Shiva linga. In images, he
is generally represented as immersed in deep meditation or dancing"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva
What do you mean that he is a she? For all I know he may have been a
transvestite. ;)
ajo...@gmail.com
> On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:33:10 -0700 (PDT), ajo8...@gmail.com spake
> thusly:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Apr 10, 7:31 am, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
> >wrote:
> >> On Fri, 10 Apr 2009, IlBeBa...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > It is apparent that you got immersed in our out of control sex
> >> > saturated culture ; I used to be at one time. God can set you free
> >> > from this twisted philosophy that has ruined so many lives ,
>
> >> By doing what? "Do as I say and live your life the way I want you do, or
> >> I will torture you with pain and flame for all eternity. Oh, BTW, I love
> >> you"?
>
> >> > especially young people. God carefully, methodically, and lovingly
> >> > created the Universe so YOU and I could have a place to call home ;
>
> >> And then send you to hell when you don't worship him the way he sees
> >> fit... That's not being loving, that's being egotistical. That's being
> >> an asshole, immoral even by human standards. The Christian God is
> >> therefore unworthy of worship.
>
> >---Nothing like creating 'worshipers' so one can become a God.
>
> God is real. Ideas about aren't always. :)
>
> --
>
> Pastor Dave
---No, the belief is real, the subject is not. Belief conjures up
many different Gods supported by the many different religions.
Pastor Dave
thusly:
>> >---Nothing like creating 'worshipers' so one can become a God.
>>
>> God is real. Ideas about aren't always. :)
>
>---No, the belief is real, the subject is not.
Because you say so?
ajo...@gmail.com
> On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:00:31 -0700 (PDT), ajo8...@gmail.com spake
> thusly:
>
> >> >---Nothing like creating 'worshipers' so one can become a God.
>
> >> God is real. Ideas about aren't always. :)
>
> >---No, the belief is real, the subject is not.
>
> Because you say so?
>
> --
>
> Pastor Dave
---No, because it is real to me,...you have to live with your own
realism; as long as it does not confront me.
ComandanteBanana
created the Universe in a Big Orgasm... Try not to get too
philosophical." ;)
ajo...@gmail.com
wrote:
---It could be a great conversation starter, but so far it is a matter
of semantics. I don't opppose the description of 'Big Orgasm', 'Big
Bang', or any other descriptive word. Apparently all started from a
singularity.
Pastor Dave
thusly:
>On Apr 17, 2:07 am, Pastor Dave <ananias917_@_gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:00:31 -0700 (PDT), ajo8...@gmail.com spake
>> thusly:
>>
>> >> >---Nothing like creating 'worshipers' so one can become a God.
>>
>> >> God is real. Ideas about aren't always. :)
>>
>> >---No, the belief is real, the subject is not.
>>
>> Because you say so?
>
>---No, because it is real to me,...you have to live with your own
>realism; as long as it does not confront me.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding what you're saying?
--
Pastor Dave
When Christianity becomes religion it leaves the heart hungry.
KingOfTheApes
Semantic comes from semen and semen comes from Big O...
It all makes sense now. ;)
I seriously agree with your statement though.
ajo...@gmail.com
> On Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:33:26 -0700 (PDT), ajo8...@gmail.com spake
----What you believe is real to you, what I believe is real to
me,...but it may or may not have anything to do with what is true.
Most of the time the only truth about religion is that it is a form of
emotion, in my opinion.
ajo...@gmail.com
---Thanks. What we need to know now is who 'goosed' the singularity
into expanding. ;-))))
ComandanteBanana
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Isn't that the way the sperm expands, looking for a place to "prosper
and multiply"? Doesn't it come from a "singularity"? ;)
ajo...@gmail.com
wrote:
___I guess it all depends on whether your mate has integrity or not !
KingOfTheApes
> > Isn't that the way the sperm expands, looking for a place to "prosper
> > and multiply"? Doesn't it come from a "singularity"? ;)-
>
> ___I guess it all depends on whether your mate has integrity or not !- Hide quoted text -
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Integrity, she's got this scientific integrity to experiment with the
big bang, and keep pushing the Big O to its rightful role as the third
acceptable theory to be taught in classrooms everywhere...
Notice though the Big O includes the accepted theory of the Big Bang,
but it would requiring the scrapping of the Bible. "In the beginning
God created the Heavens and the Earth in a Big Orgasm, and then
retired to another galaxy where he could be free to experiment with
another creating more worthy of the effort..."
Somebody here is looking for a third theory...
Originally Posted by making
"My son in Middle School was telling me they were teaching 3 theroies
of the origin of the universe. One of course is the big bang, the next
was creationism and the third, which I am not sure I have ever heard
of has something to do with the universe being cut in half and the
halves banging together.
Anyone else ever heard of this? He could not explain it very well and
the conversation went on to grades etc."
***
The third one is the Big O, but your son is not old enough to know
about it.
Maybe they already taught him in sex education.
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ajo...@gmail.com
> "Monkeys of the World, Unite! You've got nothing to lose but your
> cages"
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
----We can all speculate, but cannot prove anything about our
beginning.
KingOfTheApes
>
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I know, I know, but we can speculate the Big Bang theory is true based
on science or we can believe in Adam and Eve as told in the Bible.
But now you too can experiment yourself based on this SEMINAL IDEA OF
THE BIG O...
Interestesting definition of "seminal"...
1. Of, relating to, containing, or conveying semen or seed.
2. Of, relating to, or having the power to originate; creative.
3. Highly influential in an original way; constituting or providing a
basis for further development: a seminal idea in the creation of a new
theory.
ajo...@gmail.com
---To me, it is not really a difficult choice.
>
> Interestesting definition of "seminal"...
>
> 1. Of, relating to, containing, or conveying semen or seed.
> 2. Of, relating to, or having the power to originate; creative.
> 3. Highly influential in an original way; constituting or providing a
> basis for further development: a seminal idea in the creation of a new
> theory.-
---Go with what makes you happy !
ComandanteBanana
>
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That's the key word... the Big O makes me happy. ;)
ComandanteBanana
wrote:
>
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Perhaps I had one today... riding the bike in the rain in front of the
beach, listening to classical music.
Music gives you a Big O by itself. ;)
ComandanteBanana
>
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Today I had a Big O of a different kind... riding a mountain bike on
sand.
It's not like yin, but rather like yang.