An Episcopal Bishop lands at La Guardia and asks the cab driver (an
Irishman) to take him to "Christ's Church." The cabby takes him to Saint
Pat's Cathedral. The Bishop says, "I Said to you very clearly, take me
to Christ's Church. This isn't the place!" The cabby replies, "Yer
excellency, If he ain't here, he ain't in town!
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Sometimes the mustard seed is all there is.