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Genesis - Chapter Two

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Michael McLean

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Feb 5, 2023, 4:40:47 AM2/5/23
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Everything was planned, organised, designed, and arranged for us. There
was no freakazoid bang of dead purpose.

And God created every creature, but He gave Adam the pleasure and the
joy of naming the animals according to his desire and whim. There was
Larry, Curly, Moe, George, Henry, Martha, Mary, Kenny, and Cartman
(there is always one in the family), and many many more.

You see how giving He is? Unselfish, that is my God!





Mike

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Jesus is the everlasting Father, Jesus is God, Jesus is the Lord.

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were
YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

"To seek your own will is to seek your own glory."

"If God is not first in everything He is not first in anything."

"What makes the bible the truth? The resonance of God."

"All men were born sinners. Why? Because all men were born not loving
God with all their heart, soul and mind. An abomination. Therefore,
sin is not what you do, it is what you are."

"Compromise will condemn you."

"There are no sinners in Christ Jesus."

"My sons are born of Me. In them is no darkness at all."

"You can't learn righteousness. Haven't you had enough time already to
know that?"

"The way of truth is the testimony of life."

"I merely speak the truth, what is revealed to me, and the cards fall
where God intends."

"Nothing that is produced is produced without first being faith."

"You can only find proof of God through faith because that is how we all
live, by faith."

"It is not what you do that matters, it is how you treat Me."

"Keep going forward. Forget about the past. Lift up your head, look
ahead."

"You cannot be free with guilt in your heart."

"Priority is everything."

"The truth doesn't need evidence, it is evidence."

"There is no greater possession a man has than his own will, to squander
it or to place it where it truly belongs."

"An atheist is a fool who thinks truth is found in living a lie."

"Saying "prove it" [as a foundation] is merely an ignorant straw man, to
an ignorant straw man."

"Wait, rest, be still, and know."

"No man can wash his own hands!!!"

"I find this in the Christianity religions: 'Nobody's perfect' they say,
and they use that as an excuse not to do what is perfect."

The Atheist: "They don't believe and put their faith in a Creator (the
obvious). So no evidence and proof is to be found!!"

"The world is the way it is because God can't compromise who He is."

"Man is not the centre of being."

"Man is incompatible with the natural world because of his sinful nature."

"And then the Lord said, "I see everything."

"Man has no greater idol than his own will."

"Where is God hiding? He isn't."

"If you don't keep all the scriptures, you can't keep any of them."

"You can't prove anything because everything depends on a person's
willingness to believe."

"Atheists are ultimately trying to be pointlessness, meaninglessness,
and purposelessness in their point, meaning, and purpose."

"The last day of creation will be the last day of time. God is always
full of hope."

"The veil of the temple was rent in twain, not to have a book pass
through it so that you could play God."

"A phylactery does not a heart for God make. Not back then, and not today."

"The Bible cannot baptize. No one was ever saved by reading the Bible.
Mechanical or methodical salvation is just more Pharisee bureaucracy.
Men are saved after their conviction, death sentence, and resurrection
in baptism--the baptism of the Holy Spirit." - Nightbulb

"No one in heaven is better (or higher) than what makes it heaven. Such
is the love of God."

"The definition of an atheist: A man full of bluster and bullshit
pretending he is the meaning of life."

"Free will is not power; it is the choice that I allow; that choice is
still according to my power," says the Lord.

Ted

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Feb 5, 2023, 2:46:43 PM2/5/23
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On Sun, 5 Feb 2023 20:40:36 +1100, Michael McLean
<michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
> Everything was planned, organised, designed, and arranged for us.
There
> was no freakazoid bang of dead purpose.


> And God created every creature, but He gave Adam the pleasure and
the
> joy of naming the animals according to his desire and whim. There
was
> Larry, Curly, Moe, George, Henry, Martha, Mary, Kenny, and Cartman
> (there is always one in the family), and many many more.


> You see how giving He is? Unselfish, that is my God!


> Mike



Thanks MX. Nice guy, that God.

From the Sovalot commentary:

Genesis 2:15 Adam is God's groundskeeper.
Lullu was created for a similar purpose.(Enuma Elish 6:6-8)

Genesis 2:18-20 Unsuccessful attempt to
make a "help meet" for Adam sends God
back to the drawing board. But I'm glad it
happened, otherwise we wouldn't have any
animals.

Genesis 2:25 Adam and Eve are just a
couple of stupid apes (although that will
soon change).

Dr. Who

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Feb 5, 2023, 3:32:34 PM2/5/23
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On Feb 5, 2023, Ted wrote
(in article<almarsoft.4477...@news.easynews.com>):
If you were to look carefully at chapters one and two you will see a
distinction between Adam and the animals. You will also see a clear
distinction between the creation of Adam, and the cloning of him to make Eve.

“And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into
his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.” (Gen 2:7,
KJV)

The animals were spoken into existence while Adam was formed by the hands of
Almighty God and God breathed into his nose life/breath and he came alive.

“And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and
he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the
rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her
unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my
flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore
shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife:
and they shall be one flesh.” (Gen 2:21-24, KJV)

Therefore mankind was special from his beginning, not evolved.


Michael McLean

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Feb 5, 2023, 5:26:15 PM2/5/23
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Mmmmm...impressive, I would have to say, "Thanks Ted. I always
appreciate your input, as your knowledge of the Bible is unparalleled here."

I am typing a reply to you on the other thread.

Michael McLean

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Feb 5, 2023, 5:36:27 PM2/5/23
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And that was the message God was conveying. "Everything was planned,
organised, designed, and arranged for us."






Ted

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Feb 5, 2023, 6:35:06 PM2/5/23
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On Mon, 6 Feb 2023 09:26:04 +1100, Michael McLean
LOL.

Ted

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Feb 5, 2023, 7:16:37 PM2/5/23
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On Sun, 05 Feb 2023 12:32:32 -0800, Dr. Who <dr....@biosphere.orb>
wrote:
LOL. It's myth. The authors of Genesis 1 recognized it as myth and
sought to replace it with their (far superior) version.
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