need some money?
Josip from Croatia
Turn Only $5 Into $50,000 It Really Works Please Read This!!
Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions you
ever made.
My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me.
In June 1994, my business went bankrupt because of the poor
state of the economy. My cars were repossessed and debt collectors were
hounding me like you would not believe. I owed thousands and bankruptcy
seemed to be my only future. My family, my reputation, my sanity and my
life was at stake. I became very ill.
In September 1994, I saw an article in an Internet Newsgroup telling me
I could make $50 000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only $5. I
thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my friends about it
and they thought likewise. But after three days of desperate struggle
in court to keep from going bankrupt, I decided I had nothing to lose.
My family and I in desperation, grasped at straws and sent $1 by snail
mail to each of 5 names and addresses specified in the article. We then
placed our own name and address in the article and posted it in 200
other newsgroups.
Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not
believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the 4 weeks,
I received a total of $53,654. It came from all over the world.
If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why the
same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate investment
opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive a return on your investment.
So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - PERFECTLY
LEGITIMATE!
OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE
PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
The procedure is very simple.
STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper with
the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note or money
order or bank draft in each of the pieces of paper and mail them to the
following five addresses:
1. THE INVESTOR, P O BOX 73253, FAIRLAND, 2030, JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA
2. Sarah Harvey,P.O.Box 262063,Tampa,Florida 33685
3.Michelle M. Ware 2780 Lindale Mt. Holly Rd.#131 , Amelia OHIO 45102
4.MIKE EVANS 3906 OLD SAVANNAH LN.#4, CINCINNATI OH 45245
5.Josip Kresonja, Trg(sq) Ivana Kukuljevica 6, 10000 Zagreb, CROATIA, EUROPE
STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up
(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as number 5
on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or simply editing
and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.
STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there are
17 000 of them).
You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups
you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a Post
Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive.
If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as
"The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is correct!
NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!
Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES -
ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200
postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.
Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200
additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.
On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at
number 4. You make $50.
Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3
or 10 000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They
make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100 000 postings
= 5 000 returns at $1 each = $5 000.
Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 1
and you get a return of $50 000 before you name drops off the list.
AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total
income in one cycle = $55 500.
From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT
ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN
AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only
a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.
Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST FACTORS
ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford five
dollars to put into such an effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
RETURNS.
Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played
out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but
what are the chances of that happening?
Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with
COMPLETELY NEW people participating?
There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!
Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's
the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back
to this article easily.
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing
fairly. You know where your name should be.
J.V. Wallace
JT
In article <320517...@alf.tel.hr>, Josip from Croatia
<jkre...@alf.tel.hr> wrote:
> Turn Only $5 Into $50,000 It Really Works Please Read This!!
No shit!!! It really works!!!! I read about a guy who used the same
method with a few loaves of bread and three or four fish! He was .... er,
well maybe......
> Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions you
> ever made.
As opposed to playing in traffic you mean?
>
> My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me.
Modesty! I say that all the time. I thought it was just my superb
humility! Now I see that I have the makings of a financial genius as well
as superb humility!
> In June 1994, my business went bankrupt because of the poor
> state of the economy.
That would be the Croatian Economy? War is hell, isn't it?
>My cars were repossessed and debt collectors were
> hounding me like you would not believe.
Oh, I'd beleive it.
>I owed thousands and bankruptcy
> seemed to be my only future. My family, my reputation, my sanity and my
> life was at stake. I became very ill.
Admitting you have a problem is half the battle.
>
> In September 1994, I saw an article in an Internet Newsgroup telling me
> I could make $50 000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only $5. I
> thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my friends about it
> and they thought likewise. But after three days of desperate struggle
> in court to keep from going bankrupt, I decided I had nothing to lose.
Nothing to lose? Why didn't you sell your computer and pay some of your
debts. You got money for internet services but not to pay your debts? No
wonder your name is "not important". You're probably on America's Most
Wanted. Or Croatia's Most Wanted.
> My family and I in desperation, grasped at straws and sent $1 by snail
> mail to each of 5 names and addresses specified in the article. We then
> placed our own name and address in the article and posted it in 200
> other newsgroups.
"Later that day, I traded the family cow for a handful of strange beans
.....!!!!!"
>
> Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not
> believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the 4 weeks,
"Then one day a giant appeared. He was wearing a little lapel pin that
said I-R-S. "Pay up, you little Croatian Tax Dodger," he shouted, "or it's
back to back to the occupied territories for your defecting little
ass!!!!"
> I received a total of $53,654. It came from all over the world.
Did you get any Chilean Pesos in this eccelctic but filthy lucre of yours?
Reason is, you can use those in air machines at filling stations when your
tires get flat or soft. Sometime sthey work in Coke Machines. It'sgood to
keep a bag of them in the console of your... well in your case, you're
probably driving a Latha or a Yugo or some such peice of shit so it
probably doesn't have a glove compartment. But you get the idea.
(For the record. I've been told this about the Chilean Pesos. I wouldn't
know from first-hand expereince, of course, because that wouldn't be
rigorus honesty). :-)
> If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why the
> same shouldn't happen to you.
Well, no, probably not. Except of course that this is FUCKING SCAM. Just
that. Otherwise, sure. No reason whatsover.
>This is a perfectly legitimate investment
> opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive a return on your investment.
> So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - PERFECTLY
> LEGITIMATE!
Sorry. I have most of my portfolio tied up in Elvis Plates just now.
>
> OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE
> PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
Yeah. I'll do that. I'm going to lunch tomorrow with Lee Ioccoca and Ivan
Boesky. I'll share this with both of them. I'm sure they'll be contacting
you directly.
>
> The procedure is very simple.
>
> STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper with
> the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note or money
> order or bank draft in each of the pieces of paper and mail them to the
> following five addresses:
>
>
> 1. THE INVESTOR, P O BOX 73253, FAIRLAND, 2030, JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA
> 2. Sarah Harvey,P.O.Box 262063,Tampa,Florida 33685
> 3.Michelle M. Ware 2780 Lindale Mt. Holly Rd.#131 , Amelia OHIO 45102
> 4.MIKE EVANS 3906 OLD SAVANNAH LN.#4, CINCINNATI OH 45245
> 5.Josip Kresonja, Trg(sq) Ivana Kukuljevica 6, 10000 Zagreb, CROATIA, EUROPE
STEP: 1-B: Look in the mirror and say, "You are a goddamn moron and you
just pissed away $5." Then, click your ruby slippers together three times
and say: "I am a dipshit. I am a dipshit. I am a dipshit."
STEP: 1-C: Contact your mother in the sanitorium and ask her, "Mom, did
you ahve any children that lied?"
> STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up
> (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as number 5
> on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or simply editing
> and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.
STEP 2-B: See step 1-B.
>
> STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there are
> 17 000 of them).
STEP 3-B: Get ready to receive hundreds of responses from sarcastic pissed
off people whose newsgroups have been cluttered with bullshit like this
from Marshall Tito or whatever the fuck his name is.
>
> You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
> receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more newsgroups
> you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a Post
> Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive.
Do I get a key to the executive washroom?
>
> If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as
> "The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is correct!
I wish to be referred to as "The Savage Investor." Please have my
secretary print my business cards accordingly. Oh, and which desk is mine?
>
> NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!
No, I don't think I will. (sniparoo!!!!!)
>
> Let's review the reasons why you should do this:
1. You are a moron.
2. You've run out of stupid ways to piss away money.
3. You found out there is no Santa Claus but you can't face up to it.
4. Your last big venture buying and selling autos "seized in drug raids"
did not pan out.
5. See no. 1.
6. See no. 1.
7. You did not get enough attention as a child.
8. You were dropped on your head as a child.
>
> Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played
> out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but
> what are the chances of that happening?
Yeah. That's logical. I mean that fucking PURE. I take back ALL the nasty
things I said.
>
> Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
> many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with
> COMPLETELY NEW people participating?
PT Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute." Of course he was
limited by his Time. He should have said (though he did not have the unit
of measurement): "There's a sucker born ever nanosecond."
> There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
> OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!
See above.
> Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's
> the only way this will work.
Yeah, folks, play fairly. No hitting below the belt. No kicking. And no
hair-pulling. Lying is permitted, but only to those stupid enough to beg
for more and stealing is permitted only of those who really cannot spare
the money.
>
> Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money
Not a *physical* list, of course. You'll want to keep it in your head so
the feds can't confiscate it when they come blasting into your pad with a
battering ram, killer German Shepherds, and a Big Steel Net. But prior to
that day, the LIST is important. It will be a qualified list of human
anomalies: Braindead, but somehow able to HAVE $5 to send to you. Such
people are valuebale to know, if not to hit up again却erhaps with offers
to raise Wild Sea Monkeys逆hen to sell as slave laboratory specimens for
experiments about Very Stupid People.
>and always keep
> an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing
> fairly. You know where your name should be.
Uhh? No. I don't know where my name should be. But I know where yours
should be. It should be on a Wanted Poster. You're a CyberGrifter for whom
I have just a smidgen of grudging respect because anybody who participates
in this deserves to get shalacked by your brush.
"Don't come 'round here no more." 亀om Petty
Warmly,
徽T Savage
jay...@glink.net.hk
So then in message <320517...@alf.tel.hr>, Josip from Croatia
<jkre...@alf.tel.hr> spammed one of those wretched Make Money Fast
chainletters to a load of newsgroups:
>Turn Only $5 Into $50,000 It Really Works Please Read This!!
{snip, snip)
A search at http://www.ripe net reveals the following information
about @tel.hr
>Croatian Post and Telecommunications
>Telecommunications Directorate
>Jurisiceva 13
> HR-41000 Zagreb
>Croatia
>e-mail: Vlado.P...@tel.hr
copy of spam and polite complaint sent to postamster Pribolsan
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jay...@glink.net.hk
Polonius: What do you read, my lord?
Hamlet: Words, words, words.
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Josip from Croatia <jkre...@alf.tel.hr> wrote:
Just one more "lap conference" with your mommy and you're fast
approaching the danger area known as "mother fucker".
Grow up and get a job, goon.
poss...@centuryinter.net
>Turn Only $5 Into $50,000 It Really Works Please Read This!!
>
If the CancelPrick NetCops were really doing their job this is the
kind of crap they should be deleting.
Ms Nomer
Josip from Croatia wrote:
>
> Turn Only $5 Into $50,000 It Really Works Please Read This!!
getting something for nothing. Don't you have larger concerns? Go help
someone in your land dude.
Bleaamaster
> Josip from Croatia <jkre...@alf.tel.hr> wrote in article
<320517...@alf.tel.hr>...
> Turn Only $5 Into $50,000 It Really Works Please Read This!!
> many times this scheme can be utilised over and over again - with
> COMPLETELY NEW people participating?
>
> There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
> OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!
So am I to understand that the beauty of this scheme is that there are
hundreds of thousands of new unsuspecting victems just wating to be fucked
over every month...
please excuse the crudeness... (the concept of no sevices rendered for
payment rendered really pisses me off...)
Bleaamaster:Hummn, a new entry in WHYIHATEPEOPLE.BS
bambam
it's schemes like this that keep alive the hopes of all those people who refuse
to take responsibility for their own situations.
There is no such thing as a get-rich-quick scheme, there is no such thing as
money for nothing. The only way to make money that is not illegal is to earn
it.
This does not belong on this newsgroup - if I wanted your services for anything,
I'd call on you.
Smile
Hey he's changed his name to RealityCheck and posted on alt.newbie -
that's just heartless
Looks like postmaster didn't get the message.
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