The Boondocks is a Perfect Metaphor for Heaven

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

It's beautiful but nothing to do. You become sleepless and restless
and you wonder when it will all end. Wait, in Heaven there's no
escape, so be careful what you wish for.

I saw an episode of the Twilight Zone last night where this
hypochondriac guy is bitching to his good wife about life being too
short. Well, the Devil shows up and grants him his wish in exchange
for his soul, whereby he loses the excitement in life. He jumps in
front of trains, collects the insurance money, and keeps being bored.
Then he threatens to jump off the roof of a building and his wife
accidentally falls. He's left indifferent --he lost his soul-- but
willingly takes the blame so he can face the "excitement" of the
electric chair. Well, he's rather condemned to life in prison, and he
invokes the Devil and calls for the "escape clause," and dies of a
heart attack.

Well, I hope my recent attacks on God's reputation doesn't earn me a
place in Heaven. He's gay.


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http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION

[linuxgal]

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:

>
> Well, I hope my recent attacks on God's reputation doesn't earn me a
> place in Heaven. He's gay.

You say "gay" like it's a bad thing.

--
I suffer from Mallzheimer's disease. I go to the mall and forget where I
parked my car.

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Aug 24, 11:18 am, linuxgal <linux...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
>
>
> > Well, I hope my recent attacks on God's reputation doesn't earn me a
> > place in Heaven. He's gay.
>
> You say "gay" like it's a bad thing.

A gay god might have given us another version of Adam & Eve...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms

The Biblical god is rather a male chauvinist who doomed homosexuals to
die.

[linuxgal]

TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
> On Aug 24, 11:18 am, linuxgal <linux...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
>> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> Well, I hope my recent attacks on God's reputation doesn't earn me a
>>> place in Heaven. He's gay.
>> You say "gay" like it's a bad thing.
>
> A gay god might have given us another version of Adam & Eve...
>

Adam and Steve. Madam and Eve.

[Tim]

On Aug 24, 9:42 am, linuxgal <linux...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:

Hahaha... hey Monkey, check it out! This mornings headlines in the
Star Phoenix... "Police Start to Radar Cyclists"... hahaha... they
fuck you at the drive through... no breaks for you today monkey, you
are travelling too fast in a school zone... a warning because I like
you... and I know your mom...

That reminds me of that time when a buddy of mine and I went to
Winnipeg to have some fun. We went around from place to place putting
on skits. One of the highlights was we went into a Dairy Queen, I
pretended to be an exchange student from Poland and Greg was taking me
on the tour. We were asking if we could have a poster of the Peanut
Buster Parfait. My favorite. The whole time we were, I should say Greg
was talking since I did not know any English, he kept on saying
derogetory statements at me to which my response was to smile. Anyway,
I left with a PBP and he grabbed a chocolate milk shake... it was dark
out and we were on a three lane express through the city when just out
of the blue he tossed his chocolate milk shake over the roof of the
car and it landed squarely on the trunk of the car next to us...
hilarious!

And yes, they gave us the poster.

Tim

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. But cyclists become fair game for
hungry police forces and that's something to worry about.

I could live in NYC walking many miles a day, and meeting, say, 10,000
people. Maybe that's an interesting life. In Heaven we are not going
to have a large crowd or do we. Maybe if we let the gays in, we must
let in the drunks, the SUV drivers, the terrorists and who knows who.
We must keep it select. Only cyclists are allowed. Well, hikers too.

NO COPS ALLOWED!

[Tim]

On Aug 24, 11:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Now. Now. It hardly has anything to do with what you are or the job
you have,... whether you are a full blown alcoholic with AIDS or a
needle junkie, or a NARC, or undercover soldier (whatever that is)
that, unfortunately, have to do some things to get in the door... it
is about whether or not you can be those things without being an
asshole. No assholes allowed. And as for heaven, well,... diaper. You
will get it when you get there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKRbJrAkf7E

Tim

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

You may be surprised that Jesus ain't perfect either...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU

[kamerm]

linuxgal wrote:
> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>> On Aug 24, 11:18 am, linuxgal <linux...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
>>> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> Well, I hope my recent attacks on God's reputation doesn't earn me
>>>> a place in Heaven. He's gay.
>>> You say "gay" like it's a bad thing.
>>
>> A gay god might have given us another version of Adam & Eve...
>>
>
> Adam and Steve. Madam and Eve.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals#Bonobo_and_other_apes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

what's normal?

-k

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Aug 24, 11:27 pm, "kamerm" <kame...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> linuxgal wrote:
> > TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
> >> On Aug 24, 11:18 am, linuxgal <linux...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
> >>> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> >>>> Well, I hope my recent attacks on God's reputation doesn't earn me
> >>>> a place in Heaven. He's gay.
> >>> You say "gay" like it's a bad thing.
>
> >> A gay god might have given us another version of Adam & Eve...
>
> > Adam and Steve.   Madam and Eve.
>

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals#Bonobo_an...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_be...
>
> what's normal?
>
> -k

Two armies should hug and kiss each other. ;)

The Greeks were more corrupt than anyone. But our Army is growing gay
so everything is changing from the time of the old Jewish prophets.

[Tim]

On Aug 24, 9:27 pm, "kamerm" <kame...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> what's normal?
>
> -k

you are. the rest of us are creatures too.

just like that rumor about the true authorship of the tao te ching...
the old man book. some scholars suggest that there are two divisions
in the work where most agree it is were it is divided now into two
chapters. this is a point of dispute and debate.

some suggest that when the text tilts decidedly social, that in fact
confucius is the author. an application of the lao addressing social
issues. the unity of the kingdom.

however, admittedly, the western interpretations of the best english
translations are some what... altered.

men and women of literacy are the cunning whose kinds are full. the
common however, they are to be fed clothed and shelter without
prejudice.

or i will pull... out... my... gun...

you see, there is a problem with moses. it seems that not only was he
aware of herod's first born killings, . thus, marking his people from
the rest of the commoners... thus knew of the plot to kill the
pharaoh's son. being his god is a jealous jew, humanistically
speaking, in the real world sort of stuff, it would secure his
position as king heir apparent. it is a common re-incarnation. cane
and abel, jacob and esau... or at least that is the story.

... does it not seem odd that second in line only to the pharaoh's son
lived in common quarters? he was already kicked out once. and then,
switching leviticus with exodus, a slaughter of men, women and
children and huge masses of live stock up river polluting egypt's
water supply and catalyzing the plagues.

and for this act it seems, he was kicked out of the castle... it seems
it was an "oppsy".

[Rosie Lea]

"TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" <nolionn...@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
news:db593da7-d47c-4ab1...@d13g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...

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WOO hoo - It's a rainbow world :D

Except where it isn't and you can get killed for it or gay pride banned in
Moscow etc... :-((

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Aug 25, 6:45 am, "Rosie Lea" <S...@reborn.interbeing.net> wrote:
> "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
> wrote in messagenews:db593da7-d47c-4ab1...@d13g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...

> On Aug 24, 11:27 pm, "kamerm" <kame...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > linuxgal wrote:
> > > TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
> > >> On Aug 24, 11:18 am, linuxgal <linux...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
> > >>> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> > >>>> Well, I hope my recent attacks on God's reputation doesn't earn me
> > >>>> a place in Heaven. He's gay.
> > >>> You say "gay" like it's a bad thing.
>
> > >> A gay god might have given us another version of Adam & Eve...
>
> > > Adam and Steve. Madam and Eve.
>

> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals#Bonobo_an......

>
> > what's normal?
>
> > -k
>
> Two armies should hug and kiss each other. ;)
>
> The Greeks were more corrupt than anyone. But our Army is growing gay
> so everything is changing from the time of the old Jewish prophets.
>
> =====================
>
> WOO hoo - It's a rainbow world :D
>
> Except where it isn't and you can get killed for it or gay pride banned in
> Moscow etc... :-((

Well, we are working on Gun Pride Parade to take place in America.

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Aug 25, 7:31 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Hey, we I say "we" I don't mean "I"... Or perhaps I would march with a
banana to show that all you need to defuse a confrontation is a banana.

[Wet Paper Bag]

On Aug 25, 5:47 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Hey, we I say "we" I don't mean "I"... Or perhaps I would march with a
> banana to show that all you need to defuse a confrontation is a banana.

wow. that must be some magick banana.

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Aug 25, 10:54 am, Wet Paper Bag <ultimate.henchman....@gmail.com>
wrote:

Well, the opponent is confused by this random act of kindness, and you
walk away.

But I also learned something last night in a stupid argument with a
monkey --my own kind. She says that "pedestrians on sidewalk should be
watching for cars." That's ridiculous but it was a big waste of
energy.

Anyway this is the moral of the story:

"When you are argue with an idiot, you become more idiot."

All violence is unnecessary. Only constructive criticism on the
Internet is good. In real life you give people a banana and walk away
from conflict.

[Tim]

On Aug 25, 4:45 am, "Rosie Lea" <S...@reborn.interbeing.net> wrote:
> "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>

> WOO hoo - It's a rainbow world :D

aaaahhhhhhh.... hahahaha... that is not true. you are a creature. that
is normal. but it is also just as normal to be considered a unique
creature, since two of a kind is not normal which, demonstrating that
sort of peer herding mentality only sends the signal to the predators
that you are weak. weakness is unacceptable especially here where you
are surrounded by strength..

[Tim]

what weakness? apparently you need other people to validate your
substantiality...

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

Wait, is the herding dog more powerful than the herd? They could all
jump on top of him and... Or at least the sheep could refuse to be
fleeced, right? And who's behind the dog anyway?

[Tim]

On Aug 25, 11:47 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Well, the opponent is confused by this random act of kindness, and you
> walk away.

yes. there are many such magickal devices monkey. like when i posted
that scathing burn notice to the bitch Connie Kaban, then told on
myself to Bonnie at the premiers Office. I gave it a few days, found
out that Connie was, as Jenna is now, a pattern no?... on vacation so
I thought it would be funny taking it down. they think it was a
mistake, a tamas, a suppressing or hiding when in fact it is the very
bait i needed to lure them in. they think i am stupid and making
errors, that is the magick, but when they step back and determine how
this has evolved, I have been leading them along every step of the
way. push pull monkey has many more applications than just the one
example i give here, over, and over, and over again... more is what
you pay for since I gave you enough.

> All violence is unnecessary. Only constructive criticism on the
> Internet is good. In real life you give people a banana and walk away
> from conflict.

not true monkey. in all your enlightenment ecstasy you have failed or
forgotten the mundane level where you are out due to the beta world
and the use of demoncrazy which fools the pack. it is used to
effectively suppress and to some degree used to control the alpha.

but what those Jews fail to understand is... this is no longer the
good old days when you could get away with that shit... but getting
away with that shit meant keeping the material creatures they created
satisfied. when the money goes away, they lose their grip and things
start to become too... real and uncomfortable. it is on this basis
alone, they prove in spite of every smart ass cliche, that they know
they are fucked and thus, are deluded plunging head long to
schizophrenia where there minds are destroyed and their lives raped,
tortured and devastated... think of that Jew Connie Kaban...

12 years of being a complete and utter fuck. countless lives
destroyed. immeasurable degrees of violence against women, children
and yes, even those lazy fuckers up in Lawson Heights. but what is the
solution? lock them up and beat them some more. you see, that is how
they think it works.

bottom line monkey, there is an army swelling out here of victims. and
this environmental and economic break down is exactly the opportunity
we have all been waiting for... their belief is a quick death, i doubt
that very much since it no where near reflects the violence they have
feed... that is why our work here is so important, to teach them what
death is, how karma works...

so when it is happening they will know and to know is the end of you
in the bardos as any good buddhist knows. even if they make it to
nibbana, like i said, a minute? day? month? year? 10,000 years? it is
an interrogators wet dream. while you wait, something will pop int
mind and when it does, game over.

me? what happened when I was there? nothing. the first few times it
occured to me what was happening so i tried to create insubstantial
things like dreams. this way i can build my own that are not
interfered with by latent un fructified karmas since i have none. but
after, the challenge to stay was over come by the 5am alarm clock.

like any salesman knows, cover the objections before the close. that
is all i am doing here to these souls so that later they will not come
crawling back tugging at my heart strings saying such spells as "we
didn't know. no one told us. we have changed"... to which they add "we
can change" oddly...

the impossible has happened monkey, my will, and yes, when it breaks
down enough, i will torture and execute people... you know, to boost
my ratings and solditfy their belief in at least one divine thing
which they are not nor have any hope of being since they have gone
against good counsel.

but will mercy from me be enough for Jew shit like Connie Kaban? i
doubt it monkey. that is why in some cases it is easy to walk away
whereas other cases, like Jenna it is not a easy.

Lucifer

[Tim]

On Aug 25, 12:18 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Wait, is the herding dog more powerful than the herd? They could all
> jump on top of him and... Or at least the sheep could refuse to be
> fleeced, right? And who's behind the dog anyway?

shot gun... it is only a metaphor monkey

Lucifer

[Tim]

On Aug 25, 5:47 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

yeah, see monkey? busted. monkey see, monkey do. take the shovel like
this and dig your own grave like that slave. and i quote, "we". no
wait, not "I" but i will march with them... why not join the ladies
from hell monkey? do you know who they are? i have no idea why the
call them ladies, perhaps it is their highlander kilts, but as for the
from hell part it is because they march into front line battle with
nothing but a set of bagpipes... of course you would never be accepted
being as you must be Scottish... not quite unlike being a nazi does
not mean you are german since the german jew can never be a nazi... so
i guess you are shit out of luck on both accounts...

Lucifer

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

"God Bless America"... the movie.

Check it out.

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

Somebody said, "Avoid violence unless you have overwhelming power."

But I don't know who said it. I doubt very much nobody said it before
me.

[Tim]

On Aug 25, 12:54 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> "God Bless America"... the movie.
>
> Check it out.

no... i have already checked your library card monkey and you did not
take out "the popcorn report"... according to your bank, you have not
used debit nor credit card to buy the book as suggested reading so
ahhh... no on both accounts. i curse thee into the very belly of by
bitterness those of Jew who mock the just and the strong...

Lucifer

[Tim]

On Aug 25, 12:57 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Somebody said, "Avoid violence unless you have overwhelming power."
>
> But I don't know who said it. I doubt very much nobody said it before
> me.

back to group context, even Confucius said that any animal when
attacked with fight.to defend itself... then manipulating the purity
of the Tao Te Ching, Jews went about developing a more passive state
of people. then, when all were sedated, it set out to prove the
impossible.

ex; i say this dog is violent, vicious and should be locked away. then
i set about kicking, beating and whipping the dog for minutes, days,
weeks rolling into years until finally, one day, the dog has enough
and devourers me. in the end however, i am even more empowered when i
turn to my peers and say see? i was right.

and now with complete and environmental and economic break down, the
people are too lazy and tired to fight, until something else kicks
them harder... but by then it will already be too late... already is
too late... suddenly threats of being kicked into the street,
imprisoned, institutionalize become likely one of the funniest jokes I
have ever heard in my life... and no monkey, in spite of your flights
of grandeur... it has nothing to do with you... but if you think when
it is all said and done you will, as if by some miracle survive... you
will not want the rest of your life since without the very talented,
wise, knowing, industrious and creative people... what will you have
to make fun of?...

no see. no do.

Lucifer

[Wet Paper Bag]

On Aug 25, 1:09 pm, Tim <8.tim.har...@gmail.com> wrote:

> have ever heard in my life... and no monkey, in spite of your flights
> of grandeur... it has nothing to do with you... but if you think when
> it is all said and done you will, as if by some miracle survive... you
> will not want the rest of your life since without the very talented,
> wise, knowing, industrious and creative people... what will you have
> to make fun of?...
>
> no see. no do.

you see monkey. no one here believes you are really a monkey. that
means, in that world, you will not last a week... jump. you are an
annoying antagonistic, disrespectful little Jew... all we are doing
here monkey, is empowering you with a false sense of belonging,
mastery and supremacy so that you take bigger chances and more risks
in real life until some cap in where ever you want to pretend to be
finds your ass... death. it is the only certain thing... and no you
can not rely on it, only that it is there approaching one tick at a
time... advantage goes to surprise, initiative wins the day and their/
your Jew cups are too busy trying to prevent the water from escaping
from the heat below.

Hel

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

'Nobody has been more accurate about how to profit from the future
than Faith Popcorn, who in her bestselling The Popcorn Report reports
on what we'll buy, where we'll work, and what we'll think in the next
decade.For the corporate manager and the owner of a "kitchen table"
business alike, The Popcorn Report offers hundreds of ideas for new
products to create, new businesses to start, and new markets to
capture. Here, too, are the market waves that are beginning to
dominate your personal and profes-sional lives. Faith reveals how to
chart the future's impact on your business, how to capitalize on the
newest trends, and the ways in which emerging mar-keting techniques
will revive the dying retail market. She also describes...'

She? I'm disappointed. Women can not teach business lessons, they
should give L-O-V-E!

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Aug 25, 3:16 pm, Wet Paper Bag <ultimate.henchman....@gmail.com>
wrote:

Whatever. John Lennon's executioner was denied parole one more time.
And why is he in still in prison anyway? He should have been dead a
long time ago.

That's "justice" delivered by gay democracy. Perhaps the Jewish lawyer
saved him.

[Wet Paper Bag]

On Aug 25, 1:22 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Aug 25, 3:01 pm, Tim <8.tim.har...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Aug 25, 12:54 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
> > <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > "God Bless America"... the movie.
>
> > > Check it out.
>
> > no... i have already checked your library card monkey and you did not
> > take out "the popcorn report"... according to your bank, you have not
> > used debit nor credit card to buy the book as suggested reading so
> > ahhh... no on both accounts. i curse thee into the very belly of by
> > bitterness those of Jew who mock the just and the strong...
>
> > Lucifer
>
> 'Nobody has been more accurate about how to profit from the future
> than Faith Popcorn, who in her bestselling The Popcorn Report reports
> on what we'll buy, where we'll work, and what we'll think in the next
> decade.For the corporate manager and the owner of a "kitchen table"
> business alike, The Popcorn Report offers hundreds of ideas for new
> products to create, new businesses to start, and new markets to
> capture. Here, too, are the market waves that are beginning to
> dominate your personal and profes-sional lives. Faith reveals how to
> chart the future's impact on your business, how to capitalize on the
> newest trends, and the ways in which emerging mar-keting techniques
> will revive the dying retail market. She also describes...'

yes and she? profes-sional and mar-keting means this is cut and pasted
not to mention that as of yet, you have not demonstrated to this group
that you can even remotely produce a work of writing on that level.

so many reasons why monkey, that we all bow and raise you up since
clearly you possess a very rare and unique alien intellect.

but even that book back cover is not accurate. the idea behind the
book is the cocooning on america into individual isolation due to
internet and other networking technologies which then, when
manipulated will yield a predicted determination of buying trends.

> She? I'm disappointed. Women can not teach business lessons, they
> should give L-O-V-E!

love? Take a look around your corrupt, devastated and putrefying world
monkey. it is all because of love.

Lucifer

[Wet Paper Bag]

On Aug 25, 1:27 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Whatever.

"Hit" monkey. No denying it.

> John Lennon's executioner was denied parole one more time.
> And why is he in still in prison anyway? He should have been dead a
> long time ago.

not able to think it through here without a mirror eh monkey? hm. john
lennon's murderer... free... on the streets... he should have been
dead long ago...

> That's "justice" delivered by gay democracy. Perhaps the Jewish lawyer
> saved him.

perhaps john lennon deserved to die. i guess it just depends on whose
justice it is... the people demand it... the government administers
it... do you know that cat stevens was denied entrance into his home,
the us, due to his recent islamic conversion?

Lucifer

[TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Aug 25, 3:31 pm, Wet Paper Bag <ultimate.henchman....@gmail.com>
wrote:

All flesh putrefies but we can make good use of it before it does.
Call me hedonist if you will, but think about it.

Was Yoko Ono worth it? Perhaps yes, perhaps not.

I forgive John for Imagine. It's just fake. Would I buy the record?
No!!!