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The Religion of the Holy Vagina – The Holy Vagina Worship Ceremony

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John Ayres

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Nov 8, 2016, 2:52:09 AM11/8/16
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The Religion of the Holy Vagina – The Holy Vagina Worship Ceremony

Worship Ceremony – An Introduction

My religion that I developed is like no other religion. Believers in my religion are required to submit themselves to the commands of the high priestess. Male believers and female believers are required to worship the holy vagina of the high priestess.

How does one worship the vagina of the high priestess?

The high priestess lies down and the girl or guy who wishes to worship the holy vagina of the high priestess, asks the high priestess if she or he can worship her.

The high priestess answers in the affirmative, and the lay devotee or priestess or priest then kisses the holy vagina of the high priestess.

They may continue kissing the holy vagina of the high priestess, or of other priestesses, for up to two or even three hours or even for as long as ten hours, before another person takes his or her turn to worship the holy vagina of the high priestess.

The kissing of the holy vagina will cause the high priestess or other priestesses to orgasm continuously for two to three hours, or for up to ten hours, or longer.

While the high priestess or other priestess is orgasming as she is being kissed on her vagina, more than zillions of cubic meters of purifying, holy and sac red energies are being produced.

These energies purify and make holy and sacred the high priestess, the priestesses, the lay devotees, and every one else in the general vicinity of this ceremony which is taking place.

These energies also wash away every person's negative karma so it is important to perform this ceremony, as often as possible.

No other religion in this universe can accomplish what my religion can accomplish. All other religions are but the dull flickering lights of distant stars in the night, entirely powerless.

It is only with my religion that I and the high priestesses and the priestesses can bring about a pure, holy, and sacred universe for us to live in.

John Ayres
johnayres @ juno.com (remove the spaces)

5540 W Harmon Ave.
Las Vegas, Nevada
89103

Chas.

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Nov 9, 2016, 12:13:27 AM11/9/16
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I would find it hard to believe that John Ayres' pickup lines that he posts here would get the girls to come flocking to his West Las Vegas hell-hole, but I guess there's a sucker born every minute.

He's degenerated into what an ancient Manson would be if he hadn't attracted all that attention from the Law as the bodies stacked up.

Kind of mining for low-grade ore, though. I would imagine the quality of the result would degrade drastically using the same old equipment on the same old ground.

-Chas.

John Ayres

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Nov 9, 2016, 3:42:13 AM11/9/16
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John Ayres
5540 W. Harmon Ave.
Las Vegas, Nv.
89103

Chas.

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Nov 9, 2016, 11:11:30 PM11/9/16
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Actually it is fitting that the misogynistic John Ayres is celebrating his manhood as the Grabber-In-Chief mounts the oval office.

-Chas.
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Iwona Kälberer

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Aug 26, 2023, 10:53:30 AM8/26/23
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Chas. schrieb am Donnerstag, 10. November 2016 um 05:11:30 UTC+1:
> Actually it is fitting that the misogynistic John Ayres is celebrating his manhood as the Grabber-In-Chief mounts the oval office.
> l am a German, who lives in Switzerland and warnt to have a contact to somebody jere.
Richard
> -Chas.

Chas.

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Aug 26, 2023, 4:13:23 PM8/26/23
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Speak and be heard. I am "somebody here."

-Chas.
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