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Teddy

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Nov 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/9/99
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Hello,

My name is Teddy and I am 17 years old. I am looking to chat and trade pics
with redhead women of any age. I just love redheads, they drive crazy. I
usually like to chat with women around 19-28, but I will really talk to any.
If any of you beautiful redheads are interested, please e-mail at
Cronu...@apexmail.com, or at Hippy...@cs.com. Thank you much.

Teddy

rover

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Nov 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/9/99
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Teddy <hippy...@cs.com> wrote in message
news:19991108231100...@ng-fm1.news.cs.com...

> Hello,
>
> My name is Teddy and I am 17 years old. I am looking to chat and trade
pics

Is that all you are going to do? trade pics and chat? You aren't even old
enough to buy your own beer never mind trade pics and chat. Just to show you
how young I think you are, I am forwarding your note to your ISP, the FBI
and your local ISP which should be COMPUSERVE.COM... give me a second and
I'll get your ID... Hope you erase all thos naked pictures of underaged
girls off your computer and off your inbox at CI$.

> with redhead women of any age. I just love redheads, they drive crazy. I
> usually like to chat with women around 19-28, but I will really talk to
any.
> If any of you beautiful redheads are interested, please e-mail at
> Cronu...@apexmail.com, or at Hippy...@cs.com. Thank you much.

Okay, you should be getting e-mail from the cops who can trace back your
e-mail through compuserve. :)

See yah later


dub Ruaidh

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Nov 9, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/9/99
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On 09 Nov 1999 04:11:00 GMT, hippy...@cs.com (Teddy) wrote:

>Hello,
>
>My name is Teddy and I am 17 years old. I am looking to chat and trade pics

>with redhead women of any age. I just love redheads, they drive crazy. I
>usually like to chat with women around 19-28, but I will really talk to any.
>If any of you beautiful redheads are interested, please e-mail at
>Cronu...@apexmail.com, or at Hippy...@cs.com. Thank you much.
>

>Teddy

Teddy, you poor misguided poster child for birth control.

It was a while back, but I distinctly remember than when I was 17 I
had a little something called "A Life." I highly recommend it.
Perhaps if you asked nicely, we could get the regs of this group to
pool their resources and buy you one? In the absence, might I
recommend you pull your sticky fingers away from the keyboard, find
the power button and turn off your computer. Find a convenient exit
and leave your house for a while. You may notice in your immediate
environment that there are real live girls! I would warn you that
most municipallities have laws and regulations regarding public
decency, so I wouldn't try masterbating while looking at them, though.
Once you get the hang of looking at real live girls, the next step is
to actually speak to one. It's kinda like typing pointless messages
to newsgroups, but you actually use your voice. This also tends to
work better if you focus your attempts on individuals within your own
age cohort.

I would also recommend you involve yourself in some sort of sporting
activity. You may find yourself to be entirely devoid of any physical
prowess, but it will still be an exercise in building character, a
trait which you seem to be lacking.

If all of this fails, would you at least please try limiting your sad
little attempts at personal communications to the appropriate forums.
In your case I might recommend alt.personals.spanking.the.monkey.
Even better, stick to the chat rooms.


dub Ruaidh
Charter Member Rouge Rogues, Protectors of the Realm of Aimee Sweet.

Kathryn

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Nov 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/10/99
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I believe Dub has spoken for us all here at alt.redheads.
Amen brother.

dub Ruaidh wrote in message <38289a3f...@news.tomnet.com>...

Teddy

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Nov 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/10/99
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Ok people , I am not a sick pervert like most of you. I am looking for
FRIENDS! Not some woman that will send me naked pictures. I am not interested
in porn. Sorry if all of you perverts took it the wrong way.

dub Ruaidh

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Nov 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/10/99
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And you have a problem with sick perverts? You *really* are in the
wrong forum.....

EmmaBordn

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Nov 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/11/99
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Dub, like the peot that he is, does a fine job of writing the classic rant:

>Teddy, you poor misguided poster child for birth control.
>
>It was a while back, but I distinctly remember than when I was 17 I
>had a little something called "A Life." I highly recommend it.
>Perhaps if you asked nicely, we could get the regs of this group to
>pool their resources and buy you one? In the absence, might I
>recommend you pull your sticky fingers away from the keyboard, find
>the power button and turn off your computer. Find a convenient exit
>and leave your house for a while. You may notice in your immediate
>environment that there are real live girls! I would warn you that
>most municipallities have laws and regulations regarding public
>decency, so I wouldn't try masterbating while looking at them, though.
>Once you get the hang of looking at real live girls, the next step is
>to actually speak to one. It's kinda like typing pointless messages
>to newsgroups, but you actually use your voice. This also tends to
>work better if you focus your attempts on individuals within your own
>age cohort.
>
>I would also recommend you involve yourself in some sort of sporting
>activity. You may find yourself to be entirely devoid of any physical
>prowess, but it will still be an exercise in building character, a
>trait which you seem to be lacking.
>
>If all of this fails, would you at least please try limiting your sad
>little attempts at personal communications to the appropriate forums.
>In your case I might recommend alt.personals.spanking.the.monkey.
>Even better, stick to the chat rooms.
>

If you save this, you can just cut and paste to every moron that wanders in ;-)
Thanks for the giggles <G>

Emma


You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a
better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage. T.P. Witches Abroad

"Dock-a-loodle-Fod" Dyslexic roosters are a sad sight. T.P. Reaper Man

EmmaBordn

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Nov 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/11/99
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I wrote:

>Dub, like the peot that he is,

that's POET ;-Ş

dub Ruaidh

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Nov 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/11/99
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On Thu, 11 Nov 1999 08:50:36 -0500, ang...@cyberus.ca (The Cow
Goddess) wrote:

> emma...@aol.combatSpam (EmmaBordn) wrote:
>> I wrote:
>>
>> >Dub, like the peot that he is,
>>
>> that's POET ;-Ş
>

>are you sure you didn't mean to say PET! :)
>
>angela
>


WOOF!!

dub Ruaidh

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Nov 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/11/99
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On 11 Nov 1999 03:05:00 GMT, emma...@aol.combatSpam (EmmaBordn)
wrote:

>I wrote:
>
>>Dub, like the peot that he is,
>
>that's POET ;-Ş
>

>Emma
>

ok - I was wondering what I was supposed to be doing as a peot. And I
never save these rants. I personally feel that each moron is
deserving of his or her own individualized rant tailored to their
specific area of intellectual deficiency. :-)

Under her thumb

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Nov 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/11/99
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Emma missed by one consonant:

> Dub, like the peot that he is,

In this forum, which presently is Goddess-rich, the proper term for the
male worshippers is peon. And I must agree, dub is definitely one of
the top peons. I aspire to his stature.

Ryan

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dub Ruaidh

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Nov 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM11/12/99
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On Thu, 11 Nov 1999 20:56:42 -0800, Under her thumb
<rjwilde...@netusa1.net.invalid> wrote:

>Emma missed by one consonant:
>
>> Dub, like the peot that he is,
>
>In this forum, which presently is Goddess-rich, the proper term for the
>male worshippers is peon. And I must agree, dub is definitely one of
>the top peons. I aspire to his stature.
>
>Ryan
>
>

[deep bow]

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