I JUST LUV REDHEADS!
ERNEST ZOLLER
Nice Nothern Nevada single guy looking for cute female to bond with. I
just turned 51 but look mid thirties. Solid athletic body cause I work
out. I am very strong physicly and mentaly. 5' 6" , 180lbs. brown waivy
hair an lots of it too! Blue eyes. I work, I cook, I play blues guitar,
I make you laugh, I single, I lonely, I affectionate and very healthy!
I would like a little younger woman than myself mostly
cause just cause I'm over 50 doesn't mean that I'm there. I don't look
it or act it. Heck I'm still playin wild rock and roll music! Soooo, any
takers?
Oh, did I mention I'm very horney too? No Viagra
needed here!!!
I live Near Carson City Nevada. I will consider all replies.
I really am looking for my Sweetie, and I'll probably spoil the heck out
of you too....!
Write to: DeP...@webtv.net
Thanks for listening... ERNIE
Tin Man
"ERNEST ZOLLER" <DeP...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:11607-39...@storefull-157.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
ERNEST DOESN'T READ THE FAQS
coming to a theater near you
ERNEST ZOLLER
spam you dink! that's an honest light humoured statement to be taken
anyway you like it, or not, It's your choice, But as for you, you need
to do some serious soul searching and get in touch with reality. In
other words lighten up before your arteries shut your heart off
completely! Oh yea try some excercise as well, because if you have to
chase your tail one more time you might not servive!
ERNIE
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From: DeP...@webtv.net (ERNEST ZOLLER)
Newsgroups: alt.redheads
Subject: I JUST LUV REDHEADS!
Date: Sat, 7 Oct 2000 14:31:31 -0700 (PDT)
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Evil Willow
had just been posted.
His prize ?
abuse report to corp.webtv.net
Thanks for playing, you've been a great contestant.
Next !
Sue.
Monty Python
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Oh yeah, I'm soooo scared! Before you post again in here, either read
the FAQ's or go out playing and f**k yourself! This is the wrong NG
to post add's like this. And if you don't like it - leave it.
Understood E-1?
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ERNEST ZOLLER
Oh GOSH! I'm going to get a speedin ticket! Damn! And you Monty,
are a real looser aren't you? Siemper Fi, indeed!
I had to go to, well never mind. I will tell ya that I have a full upper
chest of scars from Shrapnel. I was fortunate enough to be in a double
blast that knocked my pot off of my head and into my face. The second
BooM destroid my pot and shredded my chest. Eight months in into my
second tour, I was medivaced home.
All is for a good reason tho cause now I volunteer my spare time in a
battered womans shelter teaching them the martial arts of self defense.
So Monty, I hope your good to all those Red Heads, cause one of them
just might be one of my students!
EJZ
Christina
People get upset here when one does any of the following-
crosspost, post spam, and post personals. It would be
nice if you could stick around, but please read the FAQ.
Personals are just as bad as spam when it is specifically
asked that you don't do it. So hang around, and please
bear in mind that a "sorry, posted before I checked the
FAQ" will go a long way.
Christina
A Redhead Goddess
Grizzly
Maybe you should take lessons in scare tactics from some of the Goddesses
here. They do it much better than you.
Grizzly
ERNEST ZOLLER wrote:
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Grizzly bears are omnivorous. 80% of their diet is roots, bugs and
plants. The other 20% is meat. So when you see a Grizzly looking
at you he is not seeing a person. He sees his 20%.
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Dakk
ERNEST ZOLLER, you are (a/an):
[ ] Barcode impersonator
[x] Whiner
[x] Newbie
[x] Complainer
[x] Flame war starter
[x] Idiot
[ ] Pathetic little cheaper/hacker
[x] Nerd
[ ] Racist bigot
[x] Bragger
[ ] Person without a soul
[x] Flamer without an Auto-Flamer™
[x] Spammer
[x] Lamer
[ ] Masher
[x] Clueless
[x] Think-You-Know-It-All
[x] "Me Too!" person
[x] "Send Me This!" person
[x] Just plain pervert
[x] Very low on the food chain
[x] Person who hasn't seen the sun
[x] jX wannabe
[ ] You are jX, that's reason enough
[x] Other: Arrogant jerk
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You tried to start a flame war
[x] You whined about your "problems"
[ ] You use AOL
[ ] You use WebTV
[ ] You dared insult Dakk's Auto-Flamer™
[x] My God told me to do it
[x] Your nickname is bad or named after a chemical
[ ] You forwarded anything related to making money fast
[ ] What you did would make a porn star cry
[ ] You don't know what "Capitalization" is
[ ] You don't know what "punctuation" is
[ ] You tried to spread religion
[x] You tried to hit on a girl/guy
[ ] You made a "____ rules!" post
[x] You sound like a little horny kid
[ ] You spend more time on the internet than a normal human should
[x] You could had used e-mail
[x] Frankly, I don't like you
[x] You have no idea what this newsgroup is about
[x] You failed to call Angela "Her Supreme Divineness"
[ ] You have insulted my kith and kin, and the Auto-Flamer™ will see
you right!
[x] Other: You think scars mean you're owed respect.
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Back over your modem with a truck
[ ] Hurl your hard drive into a pool
[x] Hang yourself with your mouse
[x] Light a candle and swallow it
[ ] Become Michael Jackson's love slave
[x] Do the nasty with Paul Phoenix
[ ] Stuff your monitor full of C-4 and blow it up
[ ] Sell your soul
[ ] Drop your current ISP and get AOL
[x] Date Kleal http://www.geocities.com/romanceforumsgallery/kleal.htm
[x] Go outside and see the sun for a change
[ ] Play with fire
[x] Watch nothing but Titanic for a week
[ ] Play nothing but Rise Of The Robots for a week
[x] Listen to nothing but Kenny G for a week
[ ] Learn the English language
[x] Stick your finger into a light socket
[x] Quit smoking crack
[ ] Blade yourself and rub salt into the wound
[ ] Become familiar with the term "punctuation"
[ ] Rip off the CAPS LOCK from your keyboard
[x] Get a life
[x] Use Yahoo! chat
[ ] Get beaten by several angry bouncers
[x] Go bungee jumping with a cordless bungee cord
[x] Look at this ugly chick --
http://www.tomatopatch.com/openbook/pics/image_17.html
[ ] Never use the CAPS LOCK again
[ ] All Of The above
[ ] Other:
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] You sleep with your dog
[x] You obviously never got past grade school.
[ ] Learn how to use "punctuation", will ya?
[x] Shut the hell up!
[x] Your IQ has to be 7 or 8.
[x] Quit your whining/complaining!
[x] I feel sorry for your family.
[x] Does your mama know you're here?
[ ] There's a little thing called "grammar". . . try using it.
[x] Please kick a biker gang's motorcycles over.
[ ] Go watch a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.
[x] Try to lick some high voltage equipment.
[ ] Kiss my grits!
[x] You must like getting hit by the Auto-Flamer™ huh?
[x] Two words - Bite Me!
[x] Here's a quarter. Go get some LAID(tm). Seriously.
[x] Haven't you learned your lesson yet?
[ ] I see they based Forrest Gump on you.
[x] Didn't I see you on Jerry Springer?
[x] Please go spam alt.buggerall
[ ] Hey wait... you ARE a horny little kid!
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other:
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Huh? Wha? A sig? Why would I want that?
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Monty Python
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Ernest: I salute you for serving the country and giving blood. I
don't need to talk about this here, it's definitely the wrong place
for. But, and that's the major point in here, if you would have
followed up alt.redheads for as long as I did, you'd realize, that
the way I am going here is THE way to keep unwanted, unsolicited and
unuseful comments out of this newsgroup. Again: I appreciate whatever
you did for our country. And I realized that I might have hurt you by
calling you E-1, I appologize, I became personal too. Nevertheless:
Please stick around anyway, as long as we talk to each other, we
don't kill each other, okay?
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Cinnamon Girl
the charming entity known as Dakk dealt with the lame creep who
called himself -
> ERNEST ZOLLER
>
> You Are Being Flamed Because:
> [ ] You use WebTV
honey, you forgot one! :)
> [x] You failed to call Angela "Her Supreme Divineness"
you *tell* him!
angela Her Supreme Divineness the Cinnamon Cow Goddess!
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