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Re: Please keep your God in your Pants
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Dr. Dick
Mar 9, 2008, 4:52:17 PM3/9/08
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Thank god your god has all those militant CRABS to protect him!
Volpeculus Sagacis
Mar 9, 2008, 5:50:42 PM3/9/08
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On Mar 9, 9:27 am, erectionfat...@GOD.com wrote:
> I only worship one God, the erection God. My God is hard. He stands
> tall and proud. Sometimes he wears a hat but most of the time his
> head is naked like the rest of him. My God might send me to hell, but
> I doubt it because he's the best God of all. Last year I showed my
> God to a woman in a theater. I asked her to worship my God with me.
> She looked at it and said "Please keep your God in your Pants".
> That's when my God struck her down. Bolts of lightning flashed around
> my testicles and she felt the surge of God, and she was converted to
> his holiness. This year she became the mother of God when from her
> naked womb came the son of my God. He was hard and erect and
> lightning flashed from the tip of his erect God. We named him Geeziss
> Erectus, and at his birth, the world was saved from men with tiny
> peckers who crawl in the night, and never spread the seed. My son of
> God will spare the womb from those small peckers for all of eternity.
> Let us all praise the rod and spoil the pecker.
>
> AMEN.
> I only worship one God, the erection God. My God is hard. He stands
> tall and proud. Sometimes he wears a hat but most of the time his
> head is naked like the rest of him. My God might send me to hell, but
> I doubt it because he's the best God of all. Last year I showed my
> God to a woman in a theater. I asked her to worship my God with me.
> She looked at it and said "Please keep your God in your Pants".
> That's when my God struck her down. Bolts of lightning flashed around
> my testicles and she felt the surge of God, and she was converted to
> his holiness. This year she became the mother of God when from her
> naked womb came the son of my God. He was hard and erect and
> lightning flashed from the tip of his erect God. We named him Geeziss
> Erectus, and at his birth, the world was saved from men with tiny
> peckers who crawl in the night, and never spread the seed. My son of
> God will spare the womb from those small peckers for all of eternity.
> Let us all praise the rod and spoil the pecker.
>
> AMEN.
I have never seen so much sexism and narcissism combined in a single
post. Bravo, sir.
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