no way... don't you gotta meet a height requirement?
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seems an awfully inefficient system. why didn't they just cut off the head
before burial to make sure they're dead?
I guess it takes a genius like me to come up with innovative, creative
solutions which really do work.
>>>I can't say the same for dead ringers.
>>In the 19th century when some bodies were exhumed and found to have
>>scratched the lid of the coffin due to being buried alive they began
>>to put a bell on the outside of caskets and attach it to a string that
>>connected to the corpse's hand just in case the corpse wasn't really a
>>corpse and was still alive. A person was hired to watch over the
>>casket and listen for "dead ringers" and that's how the term
>>originated.
>>Larry
>>Just a little factoid for your amusement.
>
>seems an awfully inefficient system. why didn't they just cut off the head
>before burial to make sure they're dead?
>
>I guess it takes a genius like me to come up with innovative, creative
>solutions which really do work.
Sounds like you may have missed your true calling in life.
Reply to larrykz at charter dot net.
Not at all - a friend of mine at uni had a girlfriend who was a Showgirls
dancer and she was my height (just shy of 5 ft/150cm) - it's more about
attitude than height. If you project sexy, you are sexy.
...show me yer attitude...
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member, ATJ regs
thanks, Larry. I appreciate the appreciation.
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member, ATJ regs
You bet I'll show you my attitude <scowl>
>>> If you project sexy, you are sexy.
>> ...show me yer attitude...
>
> You bet I'll show you my attitude
> <scowl>
^^^^^^^^
Careful, that's probably exactly what he's looking for!
Mel the Defiler wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 21:10:38 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
> message <db45883f4fad52b2...@news.1usenet.com>:
> >Wed, 7 Jan 2004 18:26:19 +1000 was a day just like any other,
> >until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
> >>"Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>> Tue, 06 Jan 2004 12:28:20 -0800 was a day just like any other,
> >>> until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> >>> >On Tue, 6 Jan 2004 23:34:55 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> >>> ><polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
> >>> >>I can't say the same for dead ringers.
> >>> >In the 19th century when some bodies were exhumed and found to have
> >>> >scratched the lid of the coffin due to being buried alive they began
> >>> >to put a bell on the outside of caskets and attach it to a string that
> >>> >connected to the corpse's hand just in case the corpse wasn't really a
> >>> >corpse and was still alive. A person was hired to watch over the
> >>> >casket and listen for "dead ringers" and that's how the term
> >>> >originated.
> >>> It's difficult pygthur hear a bell that is buried under six feet
> >>> of earth.
> >>I think that the bells were left above earth.
> >I think the hole thing is an urban legend.
>
> i like the story (on snopes) of the _German_ pathologist, who upon
> encountering a live "executed" prisoner, decided that the best approach
> would be to continue with the dissection anyway.
>
> i get the strong perception that mercy and compassion are concepts wholly
> strange to Germans.
>
<yaaaaaaaawn> Stick to posting in code, Mel. At least that was remotely
interesting.
Jule§
got yer email.
APPLICATION DENIED.
Keith gets some free sexual advice.
"suck harder"
so Keith, if at first you don't suck seed, suck harder.
I think that encapsulates Elizabeth's advice, in a nutshell. so to speak.
> Thu, 08 Jan 2004 11:18:56 +0200 was a day just like any other,
> until "Mel the Defiler" <true...@of.atj.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 21:10:38 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in
>>message <db45883f4fad52b2...@news.1usenet.com>:
>>
>>>Wed, 7 Jan 2004 18:26:19 +1000 was a day just like any other,
>>>until "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 12:28:20 -0800 was a day just like any other,
>>>>>until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 6 Jan 2004 23:34:55 +1000, "Pollywolly"
>>>>>><polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I can't say the same for dead ringers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In the 19th century when some bodies were exhumed and found to have
>>>>>>scratched the lid of the coffin due to being buried alive they began
>>>>>>to put a bell on the outside of caskets and attach it to a string that
>>>>>>connected to the corpse's hand just in case the corpse wasn't really a
>>>>>>corpse and was still alive. A person was hired to watch over the
>>>>>>casket and listen for "dead ringers" and that's how the term
>>>>>>originated.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's difficult pygthur hear a bell that is buried under six feet
>>>>>of earth.
>>>>
>>>>I think that the bells were left above earth.
>>>
>>>I think the hole thing is an urban legend.
>>
>>i like the story (on snopes) of the _German_ pathologist, who upon
>>encountering a live "executed" prisoner, decided that the best approach
>>would be to continue with the dissection anyway.
>>
>>i get the strong perception that mercy and compassion are concepts wholly
>>strange to Germans.
>
>
> It's a kraut thing. As long as the work orders said 'dissect',
> that's all that mattered.
>
Look up the Milgrim experiments. It's not a kraut thing.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
"orders, which must be obeyed at all times."
gotcha.
I always know what a man wants. :-P
in English - pity
Ærchie
Was it good for you?
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>On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 19:35:26 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
>wrote in message <btlskv$3e5$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>>>>I'm still getting Keith's posts :-)
>>>Does Bjorn know?
>>Yes, he's seen them
>
>rBwofUov!L0NX3lmO8Vj83vPwTYDf5.OLcU2nvEfDw1zL38ORzJBCbrbirR
>VnL9bDAWA
I've cracked the cypher - - - - - -
Ærchie
>
>OhIRu1vMzpVw
Troll
Ærchie
Pinky: "Yes but how will we get the monkeys into the tutus?"
th7gYZrMaFBR1.7zLh
Did it wink?
You're supposed to say pardon when you do that :-)
>
>"Ærchie" <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote in message
>news:c58tvv4jvqprl1jcq...@4ax.com...
>> without a thought for posterity Mel the Defiler plundered three dragon
>> hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
>>
>> >On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 19:35:26 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
>> >wrote in message <btlskv$3e5$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>> >>>>I'm still getting Keith's posts :-)
>> >>>Does Bjorn know?
>> >>Yes, he's seen them
>> >
>> >rBwofUov!L0NX3lmO8Vj83vPwTYDf5.OLcU2nvEfDw1zL38ORzJBCbrbirR
>> >VnL9bDAWA
>>
>> I've cracked the cypher - - - - - -
>> Ærchie
>
>You're supposed to say pardon when you do that :-)
Now he will change the key again - oh well - - - -
Maybe I wont bother with the next one, but the emails going around the real
regs about this one are quite interesting.
Ærchie
That's funny, considering the topic :-D
This /is/ supposed to be a jokes group - - - -
Ærchie
>without a thought for posterity Mel the Defiler plundered three dragon
>hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
>
>>rBwofUov!L0NX3lmO8Vj83vPwTYDf5.OLcU2nvEfDw1zL38ORzJBCbrbirR
>>VnL9bDAWA
>
>I've cracked the cypher - - - - - -
>Ærchie
Why would you waste your time doing that?
Jules? Is that you? <grins>
...yup...
>On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 20:38:27 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote:
>
>>without a thought for posterity Mel the Defiler plundered three dragon
>>hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
>>
>>>rBwofUov!L0NX3lmO8Vj83vPwTYDf5.OLcU2nvEfDw1zL38ORzJBCbrbirR
>>>VnL9bDAWA
>>
>>I've cracked the cypher - - - - - -
>>Ærchie
>
>Why would you waste your time doing that?
I was bored - my chess partner resigned and decided to eat instead of
playing again.
He's back now - this time I am a pawn down.
Ærchie
good. what's it say?
true. when he could just apply... but would we accept?
so far, i see no competition on atj. perhaps your inbox is in fact silent?
>On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 21:03:47 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote in
>message <cg9tvvs1r10b70g0d...@4ax.com>:
>>without a thought for posterity Pollywolly plundered three dragon hoards
>>and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
>>>"Ærchie" <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote in message
>>>> without a thought for posterity Mel the Defiler plundered three dragon
>>>> hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
>>>> >On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 19:35:26 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
>>>> >>>>I'm still getting Keith's posts :-)
>>>> >>>Does Bjorn know?
>>>> >>Yes, he's seen them
>>>> >rBwofUov!L0NX3lmO8Vj83vPwTYDf5.OLcU2nvEfDw1zL38ORzJBCbrbirR
>>>> >VnL9bDAWA
>>>> I've cracked the cypher - - - - - -
>>>> Ærchie
>>>You're supposed to say pardon when you do that :-)
>>Now he will change the key again - oh well - - - -
>>Maybe I wont bother with the next one, but the emails going around the real
>>regs about this one are quite interesting.
>>Ærchie
>
>so far, i see no competition on atj. perhaps your inbox is in fact silent?
Thats for me to know, troll.
Ærchie
oh, i'm a smart guy. i can work these things out.
ya got nothing.
10 year old boys?
just a guess.
Sweat Shop Boys, huh?
musically talented young boys. preference given to flute players.
I never claimed to have anything
It was just your idiotic, jealous trolling which began this bit of
pointless verbiage.
Dickyboy - you have proven once again that you are a TROLL!
Ærchie
>Fri, 09 Jan 2004 20:38:27 +0800 was a day just like any other,
>I haven't tried.
It wasn't worth the effort
Ærchie
Fat girls are totally convinced of this.
They give me a raging soft-on.
does that annoy you?
>On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 08:39:42 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote in
>message <lbiuvv0q4a71singd...@4ax.com>:
>>>ya got nothing.
>>I never claimed to have anything
>>It was just your idiotic, jealous trolling which began this bit of
>>pointless verbiage.
>>Dickyboy - you have proven once again that you are a TROLL!
>>Ærchie
>
>does that annoy you?
Not really, simply makes me sad that such a waste of oxygen exists.
Ærchie
what a deal!!! (LMAO @ DDA)
>If I knew who that guy was, I would send
>him a box of steaks. You just don't forget something like that.
send me the steaks instead. don't let them go to waste.
is there any other kind of scotch?
like i've said before, i've outlasted many of my enemies. even those in RL.
reality is a bitch.
So you become all sweet?
Yes. Scotch terrier, Scotch cloth, Scotch tape... if you are referring
to Scotch -whisky-, be more specific. Btw- even "whisky" is a mis-
nomer, it is -Highland- whisky, pronounced Hee'- land whisky, an'
a wee droppie-o can dae nae hairm. God bless the atheists, an' to
all the tea-totallers- yer the devil, tak' a dram.
Doug is back :)
>
>"Mel the Defiler" <true...@of.atj.com> wrote in message
>news:si2tvvs4j1hp4c3e8...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 19:35:26 +1000, "Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au>
>> wrote in message <btlskv$3e5$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
>> >>>I'm still getting Keith's posts :-)
>> >>Does Bjorn know?
>> >Yes, he's seen them
>>
>> rBwofUov!L0NX3lmO8Vj83vPwTYDf5.OLcU2nvEfDw1zL38ORzJBCbrbirR
>> VnL9bDAWA
>
>Pinky: "Yes but how will we get the monkeys into the tutus?"
Quoting Animaniacs now Poll?
Wakko's state capital song was funny.
>th7gYZrMaFBR1.7zLh
----------------------------------------------
I know some chicks charge more, but there's no
such thing as a "high class hooker", that is
simply marketing lies. (Jesus)
>On Sat, 10 Jan 2004 06:53:43 +0000, dougal <garyrid...@greenriver.com>
>wrote in message <qq7vvvc7gr3pqerbl...@4ax.com>:
>>I wonder what the Usenet record is for the longest thread?
>
>you ever measure Jules' tampon string?
She won't let me.
Well there are a lot of them in atj.
> Wakko's state capital song was funny.
I loved Pinky the best, but Wakko was a crack-up too - I think the same
person did the voices.
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"Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bu88pk$tj5$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
"dougal" <garyrid...@greenriver.com> wrote in message
news:bgl700lkdbushfad0...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 22:46:14 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> > >Pinky: "Yes but how will we get the monkeys into the tutus?"
>
> Quoting Animaniacs now Poll?
I loved Pinky the best, but Wakko was a crack-up too - I think the same
person did the voices.
--
My all-time favorite:
Pinky: And now, the parts of the brain, performed by The Brain!
Brain: Ye-e-s!
Brain: Neo-cortex, frontal lobe
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Hippocampus, neural node
Right hemisphere.
Brain: Pons and cortex visual
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Sylvian fissure, pineal
Left hemisphere.
Brain: Cerebellum left!
Cerebellum right!
Synapse, hypothalamus
Striatum, dendrite.
Brain: Axon fibers, matter gray
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central tegmental pathway
Temporal lobe.
Brain: White core matter, forebrain, skull
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central fissure, cord spinal
Parietal.
Brain: Pia mater!
Menengeal vein!
Medulla oblongata and lobe limbic
Micro-electrodes...
Pinky: Naaarf!
P+B : THE BRAIN!!!
=======
Bill
Studying brains since 1975
>On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 23:12:31 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) wrote
>in message <4005c8cf...@news.eunet-ag.at>:
>>On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 19:38:23 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
>><Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 22:14:17 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>>>wrote:
>>>>>I used pygthur know a chick with inverted nipples. That was
>>>>>weird, I just couldn't sink my teeth in 'em.
>>>>You should have sucked harder, they come out then.
>>>Really? And, pray tell, how would you know, Miss Elisabeth?
>>I had a girl friend with nipples like that.
>
>how hard did you have to suck them?
I was counting on an atj'er pygthur ask that question.
>>>>>>I used pygthur know a chick with inverted nipples. That was
>>>>>>weird, I just couldn't sink my teeth in 'em.
>>>>>You should have sucked harder, they come out then.
>>>>Really? And, pray tell, how would you know, Miss Elisabeth?
>>>I had a girl friend with nipples like that.
>>
>>how hard did you have to suck them?
>
>I was counting on an atj'er pygthur ask that question.
Phew! Thanks for coming to the rescue, Mel, even though it was
probably what all the guys wanted to ask.
Larry
Not me, though.
Reply to larrykz at charter dot net.
can we count on a r.h to answer it?
when that happens, you can borrow from the cool kids of the 60s and just
say, "far out, man."
--
greetings Earthling
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
http://www.atjfaq.com/
>Sun, 18 Jan 2004 12:17:16 +0200 was a day just like any other,
>The cool kids of the '60s were more likely pygthur say things
>like "Your face is melting, Man!"
That combination of mull, lsd and mace in Chicago, '68 takes some beating,
eh?
Ærchie
>>>> > Adults....sheesh....give ya crap 'cause you don't do something,
>>>> > then give ya crap when you don't do it correctly right off the start.
>>>> One of the perks ... one of the *very very few* perks ... of being an
>>>adult.
>>>> You'll understand someday. And then you'll la-a-a-a-a-augh......
>>>Maybe so, but us teenagers are getting even with adults now.
>>>We speak in gibberish and use lots of slang so you can't
>>>understand us. Hell, half the time we don't even understand
>>>each other.
>>
>>when that happens, you can borrow from the cool kids of the 60s and just
>>say, "far out, man."
>
>The cool kids of the '60s were more likely pygthur say things
>like "Your face is melting, Man!"
Damn, now I'm having another flashback. Look at all the colors!
Greetings,
What is Barcelona?
Zoogar
--
greetings Earthling
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
Greetings,
What is gelding horse?
Greetings,
What is mom?
Greetings,
What is cum?
Greetings,
Zoogar like.
Greetings,
What is Rodney King?
Greetings,
What is John Cleese?
A special type of home loan where you nut out the details over drinks.
Greetings,
<tummy growl> I have not eaten in three planetary rotations and I feel
fabulous.
i've lost 5 kilograms. and now you can too.
Zoogar's diet plan book - $99.
Zoogar
--
greetings Earthling
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
Greetings,
What is "eat less, ya fat cunt"?
shit?
How Droll.
u r
Greetings,
What is lazy?
Zoogar
--
greetings Earthling
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
Greetings,
What is friends oversea?
Greetings,
What is rule #1?
>>>>Hey, leave me out of your weird plans.
>>>Actually, they're Elisabeth's plans. We all just sit in the
>>>Observation Gallery. Just relax, kid. It won't hurt much.
>>Always remember rule #1.
>
>Greetings,
>
>What is rule #1?
It's the code by which all life on earth lives - well, in rec.humor
anyhow, Boogar.
"Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" wrote:
>
> Greetings,
>
> Zoogar like insects. Zoogar like crickets. Zoogar want crickets in atj too.
>
> Zoogar
>
> --
> greetings Earthling
> Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
Sheeeeesh! No wonder you are still single.
Jule§
Greetings Earthlink Jule§,
What is single?
Greetings Earthlink Larry,
This is intriguink.
Please to be telling me rule #1.
Zoogar
--
greetings Earthling
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
>>>>>>Hey, leave me out of your weird plans.
>>>>>Actually, they're Elisabeth's plans. We all just sit in the
>>>>>Observation Gallery. Just relax, kid. It won't hurt much.
>>>>Always remember rule #1.
>>>Greetings,
>>>What is rule #1?
>>It's the code by which all life on earth lives - well, in rec.humor
>>anyhow, Boogar.
>
>Greetings Earthlink Larry,
>
>This is intriguink.
>
>Please to be telling me rule #1.
Rec.humor's Rule #1 is "Never, ever believe anything that Larry says
in rec.humor." Rule #2 says "See Rule #1."
picture yer brain cell
overseas I H C hostels
If there ever was a good straight line, this is one.
But since I just got laid and am in a good mood,
I shall forego any snotty comment.
Excrement
good..... keep it in yer mouth till ya rinse it out..
btw..... was it good for 'him'?
Forgot first two words of your post:
Droll is HTH
Welcome to ATJ!
You have been assimilated.
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member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
Is this your idea of an obsessive trolling habit?
Go back and read it for yerself
: Droll is too Hard To Handle
Ahhhhh...... the bleat of the defeated
that's a long time ago.
--
greetings Earthling
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
You ever hear of someone called spitfire?
>>>>Are you out of your mind, man? I'd want front row seats!
>>>How many times have you been to see The Barenaked Ladies?
>>1732.
>
>that's a long time ago.
Yes. <sob>
Greetings,
What is Buddy Holly?
What is paging?
Zoogar
--
greetings Earthling
Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg
you can delete that entry now. he stopped participating in atj in June 2003.
he's never been back since.
>He made a lousy straight-man; he didn't provide me
>with the kind of rich material that you do.
wait till you get my invoice. then you will laugh on the other side of your
face.
>On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 10:53:22 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
><Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
><ukf5105bb6202nduq...@4ax.com>:
>>On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 18:56:12 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>>>>>>>>>>I used pygthur know a chick with inverted nipples. That was
>>>>>>>>>>weird, I just couldn't sink my teeth in 'em.
>>>>>>>>>You should have sucked harder, they come out then.
>>>>>>>>Really? And, pray tell, how would you know, Miss Elisabeth?
>>>>>>>I had a girl friend with nipples like that.
>>>>>>how hard did you have to suck them?
>>>>>I was counting on an atj'er pygthur ask that question.
>>>>can we count on a r.h to answer it?
>>>It seems that none of the guys here know the answer.
>><crickets chirping in rec.humor>
>>You got yourself into this and we want to see you get yourself out.
>><more crickets chirping in rec.humor>
>
>Greetings,
>
>Zoogar like insects. Zoogar like crickets. Zoogar want crickets in atj too.
>
>Zoogar
Now what planet did that one come from?
Keith is.
Alrighty then... 308,000 hits.... now what?
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
*ROFLMAO*!!
Jule§
The pain, the pain!! Least I know why now.
As per the "now what?": Beer break.
now Jules, types "*ROFLMAO*!!"
damn, I'm good!
with a sore arse, no doubt.