Re: Thank God for American Football, Real Football

Rob Cypher

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Sep 22, 2009, 2:56:00 AM9/22/09

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On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:13:26 -0000, "Joe Horowitz"
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>"Steady Eddy" <nonsm...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>> FOOTBALL is played in the USA. Soccer is played in Britville.
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>You know, Eddy, I'm beginning to think you might be a bit of a weak link in
>the American chain. Are you sure debating is really your thing?

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dick blisters

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Oct 31, 2009, 8:09:03 PM10/31/09

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> On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:13:26 -0000, "Joe Horowitz"
> <my_...@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
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>>"Steady Eddy" <nonsm...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>>> FOOTBALL is played in the USA. Soccer is played in Britville.
>>

Why do they call it football when their feet hardly ever touch the ball?
Why not call it "throw it with your hands ball"?
Stupid fucking game anyway.

deem...@aol.com

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Oct 31, 2009, 8:24:00 PM10/31/09

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On Oct 31, 8:09 pm, "dick blisters" <dickblist...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Rob Cypher" <bals...@aol.com> wrote in message

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> news:s4tgb5pecgk544msc...@4ax.com...> On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:13:26 -0000, "Joe Horowitz"

> > <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
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> >>"Steady Eddy" <nonsmoki...@comcast.net> wrote in message

> >>news:724f0533-c253-4ae5...@m7g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
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> >><snip endless quoted text>
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> >>> FOOTBALL is played in the USA. Soccer is played in Britville.
>
> Why do they call it football when their feet hardly ever touch the ball?
> Why not call it "throw it with your hands ball"?
> Stupid fucking game anyway.

If you'd keep your hands away from your dick, the blisters might
heal.

J. Hugh Sullivan

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Oct 31, 2009, 8:59:19 PM10/31/09

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Why do they call it soccer when it sucks?

Hugh

Steady Eddy

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Oct 31, 2009, 11:19:15 PM10/31/09

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On Oct 31, 5:09 pm, "dick blisters" <dickblist...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Rob Cypher" <bals...@aol.com> wrote in message

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> news:s4tgb5pecgk544msc...@4ax.com...> On Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:13:26 -0000, "Joe Horowitz"

> > <my_n...@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote:
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> >>"Steady Eddy" <nonsmoki...@comcast.net> wrote in message

> >>news:724f0533-c253-4ae5...@m7g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
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> >><snip endless quoted text>
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> >>> FOOTBALL is played in the USA. Soccer is played in Britville.
>
> Why do they call it football when their feet hardly ever touch the ball?
> Why not call it "throw it with your hands ball"?
> Stupid fucking game anyway.

Like I said, Only a man understands Real Football. Now go outside and
kick the 3 dollar ball around in a cheap pair of shorts, wearing the
same jock strap you wore when you were nine.

Prai Jei

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Nov 1, 2009, 6:09:02 AM11/1/09

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dick blisters set the following eddies spiralling through the space-time
continuum:

> Why do they call it football when their feet hardly ever touch the ball?
> Why not call it "throw it with your hands ball"?
> Stupid fucking game anyway.

REAL men (and boys) play rugby. The ball is more or less the same shape as
in American "foot"ball, bot at least it does get kicked properly with the
feet at defined points in the game. And the players don't wear (or need)
all that elaborate padding.
--
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