The Internet is EVIL. It's the work of Satan. You're soul is in
severe danger whenever you enter this demonic computerized world.
If you love God and Jesus, remove yourself from the internet now.
If you repent, Jesus will forgive you for using the internet in the
past. He went on to say this. "Now that you know the truth, once
you're forgiven, you must never use the internet again". Anyone who
continues to use the internet after reading this warning, will go to
hell for all eternity. The internet is a direct link to hell. Save
your soul. Shut off the internet now.
I am passing this on to you, in the hope that I can spread the word of
God and help you save your soul from eternal damnation.
Jesus Loves You !
Dear Reverend:
I note that you sent this via the internet.
See ya' in hell.
We should wrap ourselves in sack cloth and ashes and stay indoors and
not speak to a soul. Then we would not be tempted by the world and all
its sins. A sure fire way to eternal life which could come sooner than
later what with most folk dieing of boredom.
Oh I forgot prayer and meditation, bread and water. Now that's the
life.