Bubba and Earl Get Sober

[Moonraker]

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple
of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice
roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!'

"Don't worry, Bubba, " Earl said. "we'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl. Well, they finished their
beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their
forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been
drinkin'?"

"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."

[pauly]

is this a joke specifically for americans? I don't get it what is the/a
patch
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[Gail]

LOL..We have patches for just about everything. Patch to stop smoking, patch
for losing weight, patch for pain, etc. That drunk thought he could say they
were on the patch to quit drinking...;) We don't have a patch for that.
There will probably be one in the future though..LOL
Best,
Gail

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[pauly]

sorry for my slang ignorance we too have nicotine patches
Very funny though;-)
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