Masturbators Anonymous (MA)

ja...@off.com

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Nov 26, 2013, 9:37:20 PM11/26/13

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Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous (MA).
A 12 Step program for those who can not stop masturbating.

Admit it, if you're a regular poster on ARAA, you are powerless over
your masturbation. You're insane and need help badly. Now there's
hope!

Masturbators Anonymous is here to help you quit masturbating forever.
The only requirement for membership is the desire to quit masturbating.
Work the simple steps, turn it over to God, and he'll stop your
masturbation.

Abstainance is the ONLY way to recover from this dreadful disease. MA
will assist you with that, and make you pure in the eyes of God.
Your soul will be cleansed of your masturbation urges. Your hands will
be freed from the slavery of your penis. God will help!

To join:

www.MA.com

jimbo

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Nov 26, 2013, 11:21:26 PM11/26/13

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On Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:37:20 PM UTC-5, ja...@off.com wrote:
> Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous (MA).

It works if you work it.

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stauss...@gmail.com

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Sep 28, 2016, 3:22:58 AM9/28/16

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Hi. am new to this whole thing but i hope it works out

Charlie M. 1958

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Sep 28, 2016, 7:57:10 AM9/28/16

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On 9/28/2016 2:22 AM, stauss...@gmail.com wrote:
> Hi. am new to this whole thing but i hope it works out
>

We're all pulling for you!

Orange Jews

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Sep 28, 2016, 8:52:53 AM9/28/16

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Go fuck yourself with a baseball bat.

Fred Exley

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Sep 28, 2016, 10:15:51 AM9/28/16

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I laughed out loud at that one :)

stauss...@gmail.com

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Oct 5, 2016, 3:21:37 AM10/5/16

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Hi guys. Its been a few days, i was doing well but i messed up today. This is the last time.

stauss...@gmail.com

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Oct 5, 2016, 3:36:30 AM10/5/16

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Hi Jimbo. I really need advice. Everytime am at schl and I see the really beautiful girls, its really hard for me. I was doing quite well until today morning when i messed up. plz help

Mike T.

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Oct 5, 2016, 6:54:21 AM10/5/16

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Not sure why you've come to an Alcoholics Anonymous newsgroup looking for
help with your masturbation problem. Most of these guys are so old they
can't even get it up without the help of Viagra. They've forgotten more
about sex than you even know. They've spilt more on their necktie.....
Wait, wrong substance!

jimbo

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Oct 5, 2016, 9:06:43 AM10/5/16

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On Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:36:30 UTC-4, stauss...@gmail.com wrote:
> Hi Jimbo. I really need advice.

Let it all hang out and remember we're pulling for you!

Ken P

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Oct 5, 2016, 9:59:28 AM10/5/16

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Squeeze, don't jerk!

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Ken P

Tommy

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Oct 5, 2016, 6:53:08 PM10/5/16

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"Ken P" <K...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
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> Ken P

I heard a comedian on telly saying that if you slept on your hand and
stopped the blood flow to it, that your mickey wouldn't know it was your
own hand and the pleasure would be gorgeous.

Surely the pain in your arm would deter an erection - - anyone try it
yet - purely as an experiment ??

Cheers
Tommy

Sharx35

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Oct 5, 2016, 9:27:36 PM10/5/16

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Does the Duchess know about this?

Mike T.

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Oct 5, 2016, 9:46:22 PM10/5/16

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You could probably get the same effect by wearing a glove. Make it a
lacy one and get the visual pleasure too.

Charlie M. 1958

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Oct 5, 2016, 10:12:28 PM10/5/16

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On 10/5/2016 8:46 PM, Mike T. wrote:

> You could probably get the same effect by wearing a glove. Make it a
> lacy one and get the visual pleasure too.
>

If that's not the voice of experience....

Tommy

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Oct 6, 2016, 6:03:20 PM10/6/16

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"Mike T." <no...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:xn0kbw8gb...@reader.albasani.net...

> Tommy wrote:
>
>>"Ken P" <K...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:e5kf9u...@mid.individual.net...
>>

>>I heard a comedian on telly saying that if you slept on your hand and
>>stopped the blood flow to it, that your mickey wouldn't know it was
>>your own hand and the pleasure would be gorgeous.
>>
>>Surely the pain in your arm would deter an erection - - anyone try
>>it yet - purely as an experiment ??

>>Cheers
>>Tommy

>
> You could probably get the same effect by wearing a glove. Make it a
> lacy one and get the visual pleasure too.

I just knew someone with experience of pulling their plum couldn't help
themselves

Well done mikey, to tell the truth though I didn't expect it would be
you

Cheers
Tommy