On 11/24/2014 7:15 AM, Skeezix LaRocca wrote:
> On 11/23/2014 09:28 PM, Mike T. wrote:
>> Right. So we have proof based upon one or two people saying so yet
>> there were hundreds of eyewitnesses detailing the life, death and
>> resurrection of Jesus. You choose to believe the one or two people
>> rather than all the others.
> Hell, I'm not saying it definitely did not happen, but you must admit
> that after over two thousand years, that a tale can really grow.
Death fascinates humans, and probably always has. When paying respect
to the resurrected its can get a little tricky figuring which one to
choose. Here are the top 10: You could add Jesus and make it 11.
1. Dionysus
Dionysus is the Ancient Greek god of wine and divine madness. One of the
many names attached to him is "Twice-born."
2. Persephone
The daughter of the Greek goddess Demeter, deity of the harvest and of
growth.
3. Osiris
There are several versions of the myth of Osiris from Egypt, but all of
those related to his early life tell of his death and rebirth. Osiris
was not originally a god in his own right, but was at least partially
divine—and while on his path to godhood, Osiris would die and return to
life at least twice.
4. Odin
Odin is the chief god of Norse mythology, who gained great wisdom by
undergoing several trials. In order to achieve knowledge from beyond the
realm of the dead, Odin decided to sacrifice himself. He took a spear
and drove it into his side. Then he tied a noose to the world-tree
Yggdrasil, and hanged himself for nine days. It was after this
sacrifice that Odin returned, stronger than ever.
5. Ganesha
Ganesha was made by the goddess Pavarti and set to guard her chamber.
When Shiva attempted to enter, Ganesha did as he was told and tried to
stop him, whereupon Shiva cut off Ganesha’s head. Pavarti was peeved, so
Shiva decided to make up for his rash decapitation by returning Ganesha
to life, giving him a new head in the process.
6. Lemminkainen
In Finnish mythology, Lemminkainen is a hero who sets out on a mission
to capture one of the black swans from the river of the underworld. He
dies in the attempt, and his body sinks in the waters and is lost. The
body is broken on the rocks at the bottom, and his remains are
scattered. Lemminkainen’s mother comes in search of him and gathers
together all of the body parts, sewing them together. This does not
return her son to life, so she sends a bee to fetch some of the gods’
honey, which does the trick.
7. Tammuz
Tammuz was a Sumerian god of vegetation who is supposed to have started
out as a mortal king. When he was taken as a lover by the goddess Inanna
things became rather tricky. According to the Epic of Gilgamesh, all of
the beings loved by Ishtar (a Babylonian parallel of Inanna) end up
worse off for the love.
Tammuz was no different: he ended up in the kingdom of the dead. Inanna
supposedly relented, and went to rescue Tammuz and turn him into a god.
She did this not just once but many times. Each year Tammuz dies and the
world (at least in the Near East) is hit by droughts and extreme heat,
and when the rains come and the crops begin to grow, it is a sign that
Tammuz has once again been resurrected.
8. Krishna
According to the Mahabharata, another Hindu epic, Krishna is an
incarnation of the god Vishnu. The form of Krishna allowed the god to
better understand his creation and interact with his people. After many
adventures, wars, and explorations of the nature of the universe,
Krishna attends a festival. At this festival conflict breaks out and
Krishna retires to a wood to meditate. While he is contemplating under a
tree, a hunter mistakes him for a deer and fatally wounds him with an
arrow. Krishna dies and his body burned, but, being a god, he does not
decay and instead ascends to heaven.
9. Quetzalcoatl
One of the great gods of the various peoples of Mesoamerica. In
iconography he is usually shown as a feathered serpent. He was given
this frightening appearance in place of his formally ugly and
pock-marked face.
Once, when drunk, he called for his sister to be brought to him and had
proceeded to have sex with her. Sobering up, he was ashamed of what he
had done, and had himself placed in a sarcophagus and floated down a
river. Coming to rest on a river bank, he arranged his possessions into
a pyre and burned himself to death. His ashes rose into the air and
became birds, and his heart entered the sky as the Morning Star. After
four days in the underworld, he returned to heaven.
10. Attis
A Phrygian god who later entered the Greek and Roman pantheons as the
partner of the goddess Cybele. Like some of the other gods associated
with death and resurrection, Attis was a vegetation deity. He was born
from an almond nurtured in the body of a goddess. Attis was just about
to be married to a princess when the goddess Cybele showed up, throwing
Attis into a frenzy.
Maddened, he castrated himself and bled to death. Cybele relented and
brought Attis back to life, possibly resurrected in the form of a pine
tree. Each year the death of Attis was mourned as it led to the failure
of plants to grow. Come Spring, his resurrection was celebrated with the
ritual dressing of a pine tree.