3 Stooges on AMC
S.LaRocca
I'm guessing that if you're a man 45-80 & you don't think the stooges are
funny you are one of the following:
1.) Gay as hell
2.) Have been castrated
3.) A Mama's boy
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Tex
>There's a 3 Stooges Marathon on the AMC Network all day & night today.
>
>I'm guessing that if you're a man 45-80 & you don't think the stooges are
>funny you are one of the following:
>
>1.) Gay as hell
>2.) Have been castrated
>3.) A Mama's boy
You're guessing is about as good as my predictions...:) I never found
the Stooges to be funny...I always even as a kid thought they were
Silly.
I thought Lassie was funny though.
F.H.
> There's a 3 Stooges Marathon on the AMC Network all day & night today.
>
> I'm guessing that if you're a man 45-80 & you don't think the stooges are
> funny you are one of the following:
>
> 1.) Gay as hell
> 2.) Have been castrated
> 3.) A Mama's boy
If you *do* think they are funny and you are pushing 80, you are senile.
If you are near the 50 mark you are still stuck in puberty.
Tex is right (again). Lassie was funny. And Bonanza (if you were stoned).
S.LaRocca
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>>There's a 3 Stooges Marathon on the AMC Network all day & night today.
>>
>>I'm guessing that if you're a man 45-80 & you don't think the stooges
>>are funny you are one of the following:
>>
>>1.) Gay as hell
>>2.) Have been castrated
>>3.) A Mama's boy
>
> You're guessing is about as good as my predictions...:) I never found
> the Stooges to be funny...I always even as a kid thought they were
> Silly.
>
> I thought Lassie was funny though.
>
I never would have guessed...Is it 1,2, or 3, or, could it be all the
above?
JimB
LOL. Really?
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Tex
>Tex <twiz...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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>
>>>There's a 3 Stooges Marathon on the AMC Network all day & night today.
>>>
>>>I'm guessing that if you're a man 45-80 & you don't think the stooges
>>>are funny you are one of the following:
>>>
>>>1.) Gay as hell
>>>2.) Have been castrated
>>>3.) A Mama's boy
>>
>> You're guessing is about as good as my predictions...:) I never found
>> the Stooges to be funny...I always even as a kid thought they were
>> Silly.
>>
>> I thought Lassie was funny though.
>>
>
>I never would have guessed...Is it 1,2, or 3, or, could it be all the
>above?
None ... but if I had a choice I'd go for 2 at about 9 years old! Damn
my life would have been and continue to be a hellva lot smoother!
F.H.
> F.H. wrote:
>> S.LaRocca wrote:
>>> There's a 3 Stooges Marathon on the AMC Network all day & night today.
>>>
>>> I'm guessing that if you're a man 45-80 & you don't think the stooges
>>> are funny you are one of the following:
>>>
>>> 1.) Gay as hell
>>> 2.) Have been castrated 3.) A Mama's boy
>>
>> If you *do* think they are funny and you are pushing 80, you are
>> senile. If you are near the 50 mark you are still stuck in puberty.
>>
>> Tex is right (again). Lassie was funny. And Bonanza (if you were
>> stoned).
>
> LOL. Really?
Sure. BTW, there were no ladies on the Ponderosa. Which one of them
sons do you think was banging Hop Sing.
Stoner version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk029jsZRQI&feature=related
> Happy New Year!
Back at ya, hope it brings some love and prosperity.
F.H.
But your grip weaker.
Sharx35
"S.LaRocca" <gee...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Pick two, any two!
S.LaRocca
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>
> If you *do* think they are funny and you are pushing 80, you are
> senile.
I hope like hell if I live to be 80 I can still follow the script.
> If you are near the 50 mark you are still stuck in puberty.
Hell that means at 59 I'm stuck in puberty...Thank God, at least I'm not
wearing Depends.
>
> Tex is right (again). Lassie was funny. And Bonanza (if you were
> stoned).
The only thing funny about Bonanza was that that group of butt pirates
never got laid.
Tex
wrote:
>But your grip weaker.
That's why they have those top popping gadets! :)
F.H.
> "F.H." <connec...@verizon.net> wrote in
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>> If you *do* think they are funny and you are pushing 80, you are
>> senile.
>
> I hope like hell if I live to be 80 I can still follow the script.
There is a script??
>> If you are near the 50 mark you are still stuck in puberty.
> Hell that means at 59 I'm stuck in puberty...Thank God, at least I'm not
> wearing Depends.
First the enlarged prostate. ;)
>> Tex is right (again). Lassie was funny. And Bonanza (if you were
>> stoned).
> The only thing funny about Bonanza was that that group of butt pirates
> never got laid.
You never heard about Hop Sing?
F.H.
> The only thing funny about Bonanza was that that group of butt pirates
> never got laid.
Wait...., butt pirates? So you're just saying that Hop Sing didn't count?
S.LaRocca
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> Pick two, any two!
>
>
Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard !
S.LaRocca
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>
> Wait...., butt pirates? So you're just saying that Hop Sing didn't
> count?
>
Hey, it was the racist 60's...They just called him a Chink & sent him to
his trailer.
Stuart
I have episodes 1 thru 43 if anyone is interested. Average size about 175MB.
Email me at dr...@NOSPAMtelus.net
Tex
>The only thing funny about Bonanza was that that group of butt pirates
>never got laid.
Ya mean Pa was an adoptive parent? And little Joe ... well he had that
little house. Adam might have been...he liked S.F. , hell going on to
be a doctor wasn't too Bad. Didn't Hoss sneak off to Stockton and
squeeze Audra a little? And Heath screwed himself up so bad cowpokin'
he needed bionic parts.
Tex
That's as revealing as Old Kenny telling the Group he really was a
chicken fucker!
Stuart
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I inherited them from my late uncle. Dont ask dont tell.
AZ Nomad
Here's some free advice: next time you do something illegal, don't
advertise about it in a public forum.
Stuart
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What have I done that's illegal pray tell?
AZ Nomad
You're too dumb to live.
Sharx35
"S.LaRocca" <gee...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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>>
>> Pick two, any two!
>>
>>
>
> Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard !
Quiet! Numbskulls! I'm broadcasting!
S.LaRocca
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>
> "S.LaRocca" <gee...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "Sharx35" <sha...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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>>
>>>
>>> Pick two, any two!
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard !
>
> Quiet! Numbskulls! I'm broadcasting!
>
>
I'm tryin' ta think, but nuthin' happens!
Stuart
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I'd say a death threat is not terribly legal.
AZ Nomad
It must suck lacking the english language skills of a ten day immigrant.
mikewestvale
I remember seeing the movie Lassie Come Home as a little kid of maybe
5 or 6 and I cried and cried when some dog died in it. Resultingly, I
never found the TV series one bit funny and Timmy was a little jerk,
his mom had nice tits though.
F.H.
> It must suck lacking the english language skills of a ten day immigrant.
Most immigrants know to capitalize English.
Stuart
"AZ Nomad" <azno...@PremoveOBthisOX.COM> wrote in message
Scurrilous. It must really suck suffering from fulminating fecalemia in the
circle of Willis most of your adult life.
F.H.
LOL, had to Google but......., is /that/ how they say "shit for brains"
in Kanuckistan?
Tex
Let bring about some clarity to my odd man out thinkin' ... it was
funny / surface / farce funny // Not belly laugh funny!
Did you ever actually see Timmy's moms tits? No.. I'm sure is the
answer unless you had contact with her besides the TV Show. I'm
getting old when I start thinkin' about back then we didn't even
see'em and they was nice tits and now we get to actually see them and
it just results in them just being tits! :)
Tex
What?
Death threat?
I don't see a death threat!
Another one of dem dar darma queesns!
Tex
wrote:
>AZ Nomad wrote:
>
>> It must suck lacking the english language skills of a ten day immigrant.
>
>Most immigrants know to capitalize English.
On the 11th day ya forget all dat bullshit!
Stuart
Well, maybe it wuz a bit of a stretch....
S.LaRocca
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>
> Did you ever actually see Timmy's moms tits? No.. I'm sure is the
> answer unless you had contact with her besides the TV Show. I'm
> getting old when I start thinkin' about back then we didn't even
> see'em and they was nice tits and now we get to actually see them and
> it just results in them just being tits! :)
>
Funny thing about tits...A lot of times you imagine some babe has got to
have a beautiful set, and say you play your cards right...The big day comes
for the unveiling & a lot of times you're looking at a saggy, veined up set
of old leather mail bags with areolas the size of softballs.
Then again, with the bo dad I'm sportin' between my legs, I shouldn't crow
too loud.
Dr. Bob
>
> It must suck lacking the english language skills of a ten day
> immigrant.
Hmmm, had a double helping of the old lady's Bitch Flakes for breakfast
this morning, eh ?
Tex
>Then again, with the bo dad I'm sportin' between my legs, I shouldn't crow
>too loud.
But it's suppose ta be veined, fierce lookin, and mean! I told her
...hey don't touch it! Damn it you'll wake it up! Wake it up n' it
will swell all up and if ya pet & stroke it too much the mean sumbitch
will spit in yore eye! It's just the opposite of man's best friend;
It's his downfall!
Sharx35
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Ah, that wonderful anatomical process in the brain, I do recall.
>
>
Sharx35
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Whacking material, eh?
>
Sharx35
"S.LaRocca" <gee...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Tex <twiz...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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>>
>> Did you ever actually see Timmy's moms tits? No.. I'm sure is the
>> answer unless you had contact with her besides the TV Show. I'm
>> getting old when I start thinkin' about back then we didn't even
>> see'em and they was nice tits and now we get to actually see them and
>> it just results in them just being tits! :)
>>
>
> Funny thing about tits...A lot of times you imagine some babe has got to
> have a beautiful set, and say you play your cards right...The big day
> comes
> for the unveiling & a lot of times you're looking at a saggy, veined up
> set
> of old leather mail bags with areolas the size of softballs.
>
> Then again, with the bo dad I'm sportin' between my legs, I shouldn't crow
> too loud.
Uh, I don't ever recall being disappointed at titties being revealed to me.
Then again, I was in a lot of black outs.