tedw

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Nov 2, 2009, 12:18:04 AM11/2/09

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Just thought I would drop in and say hi since Sandy seemed to miss me.
Im doing quite well, working on saving the country from Comrade
Obama.

I think I will have a couple of ounces of red wine tonight before bed.
Again proving beyond a shadow of doubt that Alcholics are not like men
who have lost their legs.

God Bless,

Ted Wegener

CW

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Nov 2, 2009, 12:25:08 AM11/2/09

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Red wine? With all due respect, tedw, all that proves is that you don't
drink like real men...

>
> God Bless,
>
> Ted Wegener

(David P.)

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Nov 2, 2009, 1:06:57 AM11/2/09

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tedw <te...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> I'll have a couple of ounces of red wine tonight before bed.
> Again proving beyond a shadow of doubt that Alcoholics

> are not like men who have lost their legs.

If you also have a couple ounces of white & blue wine,
then you'll be an All-American drinker!
.
.
--

Ken P

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Nov 2, 2009, 9:50:49 AM11/2/09

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Drink a gallon and you won't be able to find your ass from a hole in the
ground! :-)

--
Ken P

tedw

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Nov 2, 2009, 10:43:00 PM11/2/09

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Why would I want to drink a gallon? Only people that are running from
their conscience are interested in doing that.

Not that I havent done in it in the long distant past. But, thank God,
those days are gone.

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:35:44 AM11/3/09

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Are you saying you are an alcoholic?

Or a drug addict?

Or do you go both ways?

America does not have a free will. That is why god wants you to save
America from Obama. You must be a chosen one. An angel with a halo.
Almighty Ted Wegener. Are you on Twitter?
I saw demons with red pointed tails hiding in the bushes by the beach
Holiday Inn. You want to know their location so you can squirt holy
water at them?

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:36:33 AM11/3/09

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Of course not. He is a cannibal drinking Jeebus Christmas blood.

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:38:15 AM11/3/09

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In your drugged out mind. If he drank everybodys blood he would be
called a whore.

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:44:32 AM11/3/09

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I say you are a liar. Those days are yet to come, like wet dreams.
Tall cold bottles of Blue Nun. Residue running down the sides. The
light of the dawn shinning through the bottles. Even the empty ones.
The cold sweetness of the liquid as it puckers your lips.
The warm sensation in your belly as it soothes everything around you.

Without Jesus, Satan would be nothing

TheGoz

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Nov 3, 2009, 6:46:14 AM11/3/09

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Hiccum Blurpaedius writes:

> I say you are a liar. Those days are yet to come, like wet dreams.
> Tall cold bottles of Blue Nun.

Blue Nun...?? No wonder you're so fucked up, drinkin' that shit...

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 3, 2009, 3:45:22 PM11/3/09

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Are you kidding me ? ? ?

I'd drink anything.

Never turned down a drink.

Tex

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Nov 3, 2009, 3:56:31 PM11/3/09

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Evidently you missed the drain-o!

It's a joke so don't go rabid on me! :)

TheGoz

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Nov 3, 2009, 5:45:34 PM11/3/09

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Hiccum Blurpaedius writes:
> > > I say you are a liar. Those days are yet to come, like wet
dreams.
> > > Tall cold bottles of Blue Nun.
>
> > Blue Nun...?? No wonder you're so fucked up, drinkin' that shit...
>
> Are you kidding me ? ? ?
>
> I'd drink anything.
>
> Never turned down a drink.

Sounds to me like you may have a drinkin' problem. I may can
help. Do you want me to be your sponsor...?? I can be your Higher
Power too if you've got money for the tithe. I think I might be able
to work with a psycho like you...

Sponsor Tom

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 3, 2009, 6:55:54 PM11/3/09

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I do not drink today.
And I have not had a drink for well over 26 some years.
Not from AA help pieces of capitalist shit like you.
Military scumbags like you destroy the choice of free will.

God is a piece of shit.

Pat Magroyne

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Nov 8, 2009, 2:42:05 AM11/8/09

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On Nov 2, 12:18 am, tedw <te...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> Just thought I would drop in and say hi since Sandy seemed to miss me.
> Im doing quite well, working on saving the country from Comrade
> Obama.
>
> I think I will have a couple of ounces of red wine tonight

If you tip the box and squeeze the plastic bag, you might be able to
get a few more ounces out.

Pat Magroyne

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Nov 8, 2009, 2:43:39 AM11/8/09

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On Nov 2, 10:43 pm, tedw <te...@earthlink.net> wrote:

> On Nov 2, 6:50 am, Ken P <K...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 21:18:04 -0800 (PST), tedw <te...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > > Just thought I would drop in and say hi since Sandy seemed to miss me.
> > > Im doing quite well, working on saving the country from Comrade
> > > Obama.
>
> > > I think I will have a couple of ounces of red wine tonight before bed.
> > > Again proving beyond a shadow of doubt that Alcholics are not like men
> > > who have lost their legs.
>
> > > God Bless,
>
> > > Ted Wegener
>
> > Drink a gallon and you won't be able to find your ass from a hole in the
> > ground! :-)
>
> > --
> > Ken P
>
> Why would I want to drink a gallon?

Because what you REALLY want is to get drunk.

> Only people that are running from
> their conscience are interested in doing that.

Well, and people who want to get drunk.

> Not that I havent done in it in the long distant past.

> But, thank God,
> those days are gone.

Those days can be revisited.

Hiccum Blurpaedius

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Nov 8, 2009, 4:47:57 AM11/8/09

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Teabaggin piece of capitalist shit