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D Dog

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Jan 1, 2010, 6:40:53 AM1/1/10
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Imagine.

You are on patrol, third shift.

You see a car with four blacks prowling the streets at four a.m.

What do you see?

Liberal: Just four kids out for a midnight ride.

Cop: A crime looking for a place to happen.

The kids see your squad car and get nervous.

Liberal: They are just nervous because cops pick on blacks.

Cop: They are hiding guns or drugs under the seats and may be in a stolen
car.

You wait for a good spot and "light' them up for a traffic stop.

Liberal: You were looking for an excuse to harrass them.

Cop: Watch to see that they don't throw anything out the window.

Call for backup.

Liberal: The kids were not doing anything wrong.

Cop: The kids are hiding something and outnumber me. Wait for backup.

Backup Arrives.

Liberal: You cops needed more bullies to abuse these kids' rights.

Cop: We did a felony stop and found a gun under the seat. We followed
procedure.

Detaining the kids.

Liberal: You pulled them over because they are black.

Cop: I pulled them over because they fit a description of recent car
break-ins.

Records Check

Liberal: You invaded their privacy. You are profiling them because they are
black.

Cop: One has a warrant, two are on probation and the fourth has weed in his
sock.

Transport.

Liberal: You aren't going to take these kids to jail, are you? I'll have
your job.

Cop: Yup, they are going to the lockup.

Aftermath.

Liberal: I want your names and badge numbers.

Cop: We don't have badge numbers, we have personnel numbers.

And for those of you who work in Law Enforcement, you know and have
experienced the above.


Stormin Mormon

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Jan 1, 2010, 10:19:36 PM1/1/10
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Liberal: That's not prowling. They were looking for the
little old lady's silver earring that she dropped. They have
been looking since 8:30 PM when she mentioned it to them.
After they helped her across the street, and into her
apartment. They put her tea kettle on, and made sure she had
plenty of pillows in front of the TV.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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