I think cyclists will go to heaven, but not if they are Christian!

[El Comandante]

What do you think my fellow cyclists? What a dilemma, huh?

Unless they go to a different heaven than the Christians in SUVs who
supported the war.

On Dec 20, 1:17 pm, John Locke <johnlocke...@comcast.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:52:56 -0600, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net>

> >Sorry, the entire Christian summary is "love one another as God loves us".
>
> ..but "God" doesn't love you dukums. "God" realized his mistake
> thousands of years ago. You just haven't figured it out.
> Now he only loves warm fuzzy kittens, dolphins and baby elephants.
> "God" loathes nasty, whining, sniveling, groveling, sneaky, greedy
> human beings. I'd say you're headed straight to the old roaster, duke.
> Don't forget to pack your bottled water and your tanning oil...or
> should I say cooking oil !

I loved that! If there's a god, the thing he would like the least is
a
hypocrite. Particularly if he voted for Bush. ;)

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"Heaven is paved with bike lanes and 72 bicycles of every style. No,
no SUVs!"

http://webspawner.com/users/bikeforpeace

[Tim McNamara]

In article
<12a9af87-f6c7-4808...@g7g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
El Comandante <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> What do you think my fellow cyclists?

I think you're a fucking dickwad, is what I think. Stop spamming the
newsgroups!

[TheTibetanMonkey]

On Dec 21, 8:16 pm, Tim McNamara <tim...@bitstream.net> wrote:
> In article
> <12a9af87-f6c7-4808-af79-f43ab4234...@g7g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,

>  El Comandante <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > What do you think my fellow cyclists?
>
> I think you're a fucking dickwad, is what I think.  Stop spamming the
> newsgroups!

I'm here to save you from the drivers and see how you pay me. Surely
you are a Christian...

WAITING FOR JESUS?

[Ron Wallenfang]

On Dec 21, 7:16 pm, Tim McNamara <tim...@bitstream.net> wrote:
> In article
> <12a9af87-f6c7-4808-af79-f43ab4234...@g7g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,

>  El Comandante <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > What do you think my fellow cyclists?
>
> I think you're a fucking dickwad, is what I think.  Stop spamming the
> newsgroups!

I disagree with the invective. It suffices to state that he's a plain
old-fashioned bigot.

[TheTibetanMonkey]

On Dec 21, 11:34 pm, Ron Wallenfang <rwallenf...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> On Dec 21, 7:16 pm, Tim McNamara <tim...@bitstream.net> wrote:
>
> > In article
> > <12a9af87-f6c7-4808-af79-f43ab4234...@g7g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
> > El Comandante <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>

> > > What do you think my fellow cyclists?
>

> > I think you're a fucking dickwad, is what I think. Stop spamming the
> > newsgroups!
>
> I disagree with the invective. It suffices to state that he's a plain
> old-fashioned bigot.

I don't hate drivers that much. They are acting their own interest. I
just hate the cyclists that won't improve their condition in the food
chain.

[TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle]

On Dec 22, 10:02 pm, dj Briscoe <sandsands.brisc...@gmail.com> wrote :
> Well this is true but when you get marked---Look what happen to Jesus? And
> he did not wrong he did not even break the Jewish Law...he was just getting
> loved more than the Jewish and Roman people.

In my case, all I'm trying to do is simplify my life and ride a bike
and other actitivities that get me closer to the ideal of paradise.
What do I get? Disrespect and scorn for riding a bike. That's one of
the main reasons that I come around here. I don't wish to attack any
religion if they are not happy and complacent doing nothing about the
world. It's not very different from Jesus only that I don't have
superpowers. We can still do it though.

Hey, it's not like that guy says. I don't want to hurt people just
change the world.