CPR by MuckTheDuck

[MuckTheDuck]

CPR is important to know.
Here's your chance to open and blow.

Your mouth against theirs is usually exciting.
If you have to do this, they won't be inviting.

The person needing your mouth will almost be dead. Your job is to save
them, not get them in bed.

Perhaps if they're grateful, you both might start dating. Better yet,
if the person is real sexy, you both might be mating!!

This rule doesn' matter if your poor or your rich. Any Tom, Dick or
Harry can save the hot bitch.

It doesn't matter if he is a she. It might matter later but let's save
who may be. The reward of your deed might seem like it's greed, but
remember when you give mouth to mouth, it works best with speed.

By William Brownstein / MuckTheDuck
Tuesday December 14, 2004

Written on Therapy day. I'm going to see my shrink later today.

Here's a link that might come in handy.

http://depts.washington.edu/learncpr/quickcpr.html

[MuckTheDuck]

BTW ... I would never perform CPR on FAT FAT or Dumb Dumb, even if I
had the tube to keep my mouth off their lips.

I would rather perform CPR without the tube on Joey's dog Butch than on
FATTY FATTY and Trash Trash.