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Slacks

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Mar 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/23/96
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Thought id tell yall about some nasty nasty nasty sex rhymes i peeped on the
old black sheep album today :
"risin for the task so im scopin out that ass , Long , she wants it , her
hand spreads the buttcheeks , Tip plus Long plus the Hoe equals wet sheets"
or "honey came up bloody so i hit her in the shitter"
or the best : " come over later but first go get a papsmear , nine point
five ok dear? and dont forget clean underwear , cause i dont want the funk
to flow and after im done , yo , ya gotta go ..."

Respond if youve heard anything nasty for me to laugh at.

Alan C. Acock

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Mar 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/25/96
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That's the shit that gives Hip Hop a bad name.

mcarpent

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Mar 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/27/96
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Hip hop already has a bad name and i wouldnt want it anyother way . I can
appreciate lovely beats and complex rhyming skills too , but sometimes
everybody needs to laugh at a good doo doo rhyme .
-Slacks

Antonio Rivera Jr

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
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mcarpent (mcar...@oanet.com) wrote:

my all time favorites
:

"I got a dick that I brag about, stick it in fast and i drag it out.
yea, i'll be your special friend in case your man suffers from
suto-penis-envy. I do damage, OH! AH! the sugar dick is garanteed to make
you cum


...hoes come by my crib for a free historectomy.


regardless of what you think about "west-coast" rappers; you have to
admit that the all-time best sex song is:
(drum roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I rather fuck you by NWA


B

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
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Antonio Rivera Jr wrote:

> regardless of what you think about "west-coast" rappers; you have to
> admit that the all-time best sex song is:
> (drum roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
> I rather fuck you by NWA


That is a good one but I think that two other songs on that album
deserve mention. . .

She Swallowed It

and

one of my all time favorites

Automobile

Those are two funny-ass songs!

B

"If you be good to me,
then I'll be good to you, and
we'll both ride home in my automobile!"

-NWA
"Automobile"

William H. Shannon

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
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In <4j0hsk$j...@hermes.oanet.com> Slacks writes:
>
>Thought id tell yall about some nasty nasty nasty sex rhymes i peeped
on the
>old black sheep album today :
> "risin for the task so im scopin out that ass , Long , she wants it ,
her
>hand spreads the buttcheeks , Tip plus Long plus the Hoe equals wet
sheets"
> or "honey came up bloody so i hit her in the shitter"
> or the best : " come over later but first go get a papsmear , nine
point
>five ok dear? and dont forget clean underwear , cause i dont want the
funk
>to flow and after im done , yo , ya gotta go ..."
>
> Respond if youve heard anything nasty for me to laugh at.

Yo, Slacks, I'll give you a list of the top five dirtiest rap songs
ever written in order:

5. Girl in the Mall --Grand Daddy I.U. "Smooth Assassin" album
4. Talk Like Sex-- Kool G Rap and Polo "Wanted: Dead or Alive" album
3. Givin' Up the Nappy Dug Out -- Ice Cube "Death Certificate" album
2. Behind the Scenes -- MC Ren "Kizz My Black Azz" EP
1. F*ck U Man -- Kool G Rap and Polo, "Live and Let Die" album

Of course, I'm only taking into account *real* rap albums, not shit
like 2 Live Crew and Too Short and shit. In the above five you'll find
everything you could imagine.

Any other candidates...?

Captain Canuck http://maple.lemoyne.edu/~shannowh/hiphop.html

"Ya can't drive me crazy cuz I'm close enough to walk" -- J-Ro

Abdou Kama

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
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ar2...@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu (Antonio Rivera Jr) wrote:
>mcarpent (mcar...@oanet.com) wrote:
>: In article <4j71sg$l...@news.orst.edu>, "Alan C. Acock" <ac...@ucs.orst.edu> says:
>: >
>: >That's the shit that gives Hip Hop a bad name.
>: >
>: >
>: >
>: >Slacks wrote:
>
>: >> or "honey came up bloody so i hit her in the shitter"

>: >> or the best : " come over later but first go get a papsmear , nine point
>: >>five ok dear? and dont forget clean underwear , cause i dont want the funk
>: >>to flow and after im done , yo , ya gotta go ..."
>
>: Hip hop already has a bad name and i wouldnt want it anyother way . I can
>: appreciate lovely beats and complex rhyming skills too , but sometimes
>: everybody needs to laugh at a good doo doo rhyme .
>: -Slacks
>my all time favorites
>:
>
>"I got a dick that I brag about, stick it in fast and i drag it out.
>yea, i'll be your special friend in case your man suffers from
>suto-penis-envy. I do damage, OH! AH! the sugar dick is garanteed to make
>you cum
>
>
>...hoes come by my crib for a free historectomy.
>
>
>regardless of what you think about "west-coast" rappers; you have to
>admit that the all-time best sex song is:
>(drum roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
>I rather fuck you by NWA
>
Are you kidding me? That bullshit song where Eazy tried to sing? Nah son, the best sex-related song is "Black Pussy" by D.J. Quik. P=
hat beat, phat and nasty rhymes.


Yan Issers

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Mar 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/28/96
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In <4jd4e7$6...@dfw-ixnews3.ix.netcom.com>

nine...@ix.netcom.com(William H. Shannon) writes:
>
>In <4j0hsk$j...@hermes.oanet.com> Slacks writes:
>>
>>Thought id tell yall about some nasty nasty nasty sex rhymes i peeped
>on the
>>old black sheep album today :
>> "risin for the task so im scopin out that ass , Long , she wants it
,
>her
>>hand spreads the buttcheeks , Tip plus Long plus the Hoe equals wet
>sheets"
>> or "honey came up bloody so i hit her in the shitter"
>> or the best : " come over later but first go get a papsmear , nine
>point
>>five ok dear? and dont forget clean underwear , cause i dont want the
>funk
>>to flow and after im done , yo , ya gotta go ..."
>>
>> Respond if youve heard anything nasty for me to laugh at.
>
> Yo, Slacks, I'll give you a list of the top five dirtiest rap
songs
>ever written in order:
>
>5. Girl in the Mall --Grand Daddy I.U. "Smooth Assassin" album
>4. Talk Like Sex-- Kool G Rap and Polo "Wanted: Dead or Alive" album
>3. Givin' Up the Nappy Dug Out -- Ice Cube "Death Certificate" album
>2. Behind the Scenes -- MC Ren "Kizz My Black Azz" EP
>1. F*ck U Man -- Kool G Rap and Polo, "Live and Let Die" album
>
>Of course, I'm only taking into account *real* rap albums, not shit
>like 2 Live Crew and Too Short and shit. In the above five you'll
find
>everything you could imagine.
>
>Any other candidates...?
>
>Captain Canuck http://maple.lemoyne.edu/~shannowh/hiphop.html
>
>"Ya can't drive me crazy cuz I'm close enough to walk" -- J-Ro

Why arent you taking into account Luke, TooShort, and Eazy-e?

s00...@desire.wright.edu

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Mar 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/31/96
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In article <315A2D...@psu.edu>, B <mjb...@psu.edu> writes:

> Antonio Rivera Jr wrote:
>
>> regardless of what you think about "west-coast" rappers; you have to
>> admit that the all-time best sex song is:
>> (drum roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
>> I rather fuck you by NWA
>
>
> That is a good one but I think that two other songs on that album
> deserve mention. . .
>
> She Swallowed It
>
> and
>
> one of my all time favorites
>
> Automobile
>
> Those are two funny-ass songs!
>
> B
>
> "If you be good to me,
> then I'll be good to you, and
> we'll both ride home in my automobile!"
>
> -NWA
> "Automobile"


You must've never heard AMG's first tape with " I wanna be yo hoe", "Jiggable
Pie" and "Bitch betta have my money". That shit is a classic.

Li'l Magic

Benjamin Gottlieb

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Mar 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/31/96
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>Are you kidding me? That bullshit song where Eazy tried to sing? Nah
son, the best sex-related song is "Black Pussy" by D.J. Quik. P=
>hat beat, phat and nasty rhymes.
>
Are you talking about "Gimmie That Nutt" by Eazy where he starts
singing Green Acres?

Squirt, firm, and young

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Apr 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/2/96
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--I haven't seen the harshest of nasty sex rhymes posted.
From the Old School, y'all should know Davey DMX's "That Girl
is a Slut" Here's a sample of the chorus:

That girl is a slut
Shes got crabbies up her butt
She's got a smelly little cunt
That's loaded with funk
And burgers hangin' off her nasty butt

And by the way, these songs don't give rap a bad name as much as some
of the gangsta stuff does. Its all in jest... Cracks me up!

The maniacal Milkyboy(formerly Cakeboy)...in the house!


B

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Apr 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/2/96
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Never heard that one before.

The best off all time has to be 2 Live Crew's "Dirty Nurserey Rhymes"
Funny as fuckin' hell

B

"I'm the man of the hour, of the hour.
I found He-Man and jacked off all his power.
Now I carry a sword, attatched by a live cord,
Oh, my lord!"

-Erick Sermon

Sid Duran

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Apr 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/4/96
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My two cents:


AMG's "Vertical Joyride", NWA's "She Swallowed It","Just Don't
Bite It" and Cypress Hill's "Tres Equis"(which is in Spanish).

Sid Duran


Donnie H. Kwak

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Apr 7, 1996, 4:00:00 AM4/7/96
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Sid Duran (ydu...@baynetworks.com) wrote:

don't forget "pussy ain't shit", b-side to funkdoobiest's "dedicated"
last summer. i don't even know why they bothered putting that on the
12"...what dj would spin that record? sondoobie gets real technical on
the inner workings of the oval office....

Jesse A McDonald

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Apr 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/12/96
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: AMG's "Vertical Joyride", NWA's "She Swallowed It","Just Don't
: Bite It" and Cypress Hill's "Tres Equis"(which is in Spanish).
Yeah, I thought that must be dirty. Anyone translate it?

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Jesse A McDonald

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Apr 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/12/96
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: don't forget "pussy ain't shit", b-side to funkdoobiest's "dedicated"
: last summer. i don't even know why they bothered putting that on the
: 12"...what dj would spin that record? sondoobie gets real technical on
: the inner workings of the oval office....
Not to mention Supahoe by the same.

Mista Rogers

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Apr 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/12/96
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Jesse A McDonald wrote:
>
> : AMG's "Vertical Joyride", NWA's "She Swallowed It","Just Don't
> : Bite It" and Cypress Hill's "Tres Equis"(which is in Spanish).
> Yeah, I thought that must be dirty. Anyone translate it?
>
> --tres equis is triple x.

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Apr 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/12/96
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I hope someone mentiones Kool G Rap's Talk Like Sex from the Streets Of NY
lp and Talk Like Sex 2 from Live and Let Die.

8{>

jabari

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Jesse A McDonald

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Apr 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/15/96
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: > : AMG's "Vertical Joyride", NWA's "She Swallowed It","Just Don't

: > : Bite It" and Cypress Hill's "Tres Equis"(which is in Spanish).
: > Yeah, I thought that must be dirty. Anyone translate it?
: > --tres equis is triple x.
Oh? Heh. There's a kind of beer called Dos Equis in some
Spanish speaking place...
But I meant the lyrics.

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Jason Black

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Apr 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/16/96
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In article <4ku6ei$r...@apollo.isisnet.com>,

Jesse A McDonald <ad...@ccn.cs.dal.ca> wrote:
>: > : AMG's "Vertical Joyride", NWA's "She Swallowed It","Just Don't
>: > : Bite It" and Cypress Hill's "Tres Equis"(which is in Spanish).
>: > Yeah, I thought that must be dirty. Anyone translate it?
>: > --tres equis is triple x.
> Oh? Heh. There's a kind of beer called Dos Equis in some
>Spanish speaking place...
> But I meant the lyrics.

Let's not forget G-Rap's "Talk Like Sex"

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>AKA The Dead Poet, AKA Tha Pope, Speaking to the 85%
>AKA Resurrection Brother #1 Quod Erat Demonstrandum
>


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Tero Karvinen

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Apr 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/16/96
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without a doubt *the* nastiest sex rhyme is "Don't Bite It" off the NWA ep 100
Miles and Runnin' (if this is the same track that someone already mentioned,
She Swallowed It, my bad). And another one that gets me open (not that it's
especially nasty or anything, it's just mad funny) is Kool Moe Dee's (yeah,
I know he's weak, but this track is slammin') Go See The Doctor...

tero
sens
the damn trascal

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