Attention: Alt.Rap Still Born artists
EJ
your lyrics so I can host them on my site. I'd appreciate it.
Hey Adrunk.. enter smart ass comment here.
alt.rap land lord
>If you were featured on the Still Born album, please e-mail me with
>your lyrics so I can host them on my site. I'd appreciate it.
>
>Hey Adrunk.. enter smart ass comment here.
>
No, I'm going to outsmart you. By not making a smart comment, I'll make you
realize that you made an unintelligent remark in the first place. Nobody likes
you anyways, and I don't like you, in fact, I hate everybody including all
names involved on Still Born, I hate you all!!!!!!!!
Go Wu!
Adrunk...my first ever Adrunk post. later laddy...
Adrunk
No, I'm going to outsmart you. By not making a smart comment, I'll make you
realize that you made an unintelligent remark in the first place. Nobody
likes
you anyways, and I don't like you, in fact, I hate everybody including all
names involved on Still Born, I hate you all!!!!!!!!
Go Wu!
Ad.....later laddy
EJ
> Nobody likes you anyways, and I don't like you, in fact, I hate everybody
> including all names involved on Still Born, I hate you all!!!!!!!!
Nobody likes me? Heh. Pot? Kelltle? Black? Wha?
EJ
Now back to your original Adrunk contradictions.
"Most of the tracks on XIV:XIX were nice, with the exception of a
few." - Adrunk (Not a direct quote, but a sum of his review)
"Now come on Mike, we both know both the Alt.Rap albums were crap." -
Adrunk (Practically a direct quote)
EJ
Adrunk
> Adrunk (Practically a direct quote)
that was before i heard the second one in full, i thought most of the mp3s
that i thought were going to be on it were crap
actually a lot of the stuff on there is crap, about 40% of it is crap
Ad....
dave paget
Title: Big Cock Anthem.
Intro:
Hey sexy. The Blue Oyster Bar says hello, You've one hell of an ass.
Verse One:
Mark's Deepest desire's to hire a 15 year old Phillipino Child
and see if he knows his green cross code.
NO!
Not "Stop, Look and Listen".
In his version of perversion,
it's suck a cock until it glistens,
then stick a finger in his ring,
and tickle him until he explodes allover your face
then bend down, and, take a taste, by licking it.
Then penetrates his ass, and sprays his manfat by blasting
and then he passes his gasses, and then he laughs.
Muhahaha
Harrassing Passers-by,
and hanging around public toilets,
incase George Michael Drives by.
Why try and pretend he's not a bender
when he's clearly round the bend
and bound to send, countless men
running away from his bellend, screaming
"You fuckin hom. cunt"
Chorus:
Mark Hitchcock has a very,
very, very, very, very Big Cock
Unforunately, it's not his cock,
he's just sucking out every very last drop
"I wonder if his Dad is proud of him"
Chorus:
Mark Hitchcock has a very,
very, very, very, very Big Cock
Unforunately, it's not his cock,
he's just sucking out every very last drop
"Take the strain Sir"
Verse Two
Mark Hitchcock is the greatest gay entertainer
ever to stand on the face of the earth.
and he's famous for bending over
and straining and stretching his anus.
I hadn't the faintest Idea, before this very days
that he was a male bull-dyke queer,
but that still doesn't explain
his distinct lack of pain
when he sat on a baseball bat
and it dissappeared right up his rectum.
His Bum is pregnant, or atleast it oughta be
He never ought to be able to walk for weeks.
With the amount of dick he's fitted
inbetween his sweet cheeks.
He's leaks a white train, like snails and slugs
that buttfuck, and advertise in phoneboxes
as a pre-operative tranvestites with floppy tits
and rock hard mans sex pipes.
he's dead nice, but it's be nice if he dead.
So stop taking one up the ass
and catch one in the head you pleb.
Chorus:
Mark Hitchcock has a very,
very, very, very, very Big Cock
Unforunately, it's not his cock,
he's just sucking out every very last drop
"And it's a new world record for
the most penises shoved into one rectum"
Chorus:
Mark Hitchcock has a very,
very, very, very, very Big Cock
Unforunately, it's not his cock,
he's just sucking out every very last drop
"mark's been the subject of a recent
scientific investigation"
Verse Three:
In conclusion, it's been proven
this fool is a faggot who'd
go in a pub, and sit on an upturned barstool
and start-to hope about in his seat.
You can tell he's had a cock in his mouth recently
Infact he's probably had it there for the last 152 weeks
and you can tell that by the sloppy, slurpy,
gurlgly, gargling sound that he makes
every time that he speaks
His denial is weak, like his over-stretched sphincter.
You should worry whether he's followed through,
not whether his fart is a stinker.
I think that we should just leave it there
and back out slowly,
with our shirts firmly tucked in
and our backs against the walls.
Chorus:
Mark Hitchcock has a very,
very, very, very, very Big Cock
Unforunately, it's not his cock,
he's just sucking out every very last drop
"There's peanuts on his dick,
they think he's a homosexual,
they know now"
Chorus:
Mark Hitchcock has a very,
very, very, very, very Big Cock
Unforunately, it's not his cock,
he's just sucking out every very last drop
SIR
Sir...
Adrunk
pizon's poop pal
Ad....
alt.rap land lord
"Days of Atonement"
[Intro]
The time has now come for atonement
And at the moment there's no postponement
Y2K was bullshit, so prepare for my wrath
Stock up on water, and stay clear of my path
As I explain why fear is my craft
[Verse 1]
"Just listen up - ...and realize"
Things get old, The Ish Show-ed you his exhibition//
And by the next audition, I was God by definition//
So show respect, or be the next to end up missin//
Best bet immense precision sets the correct decision//
When opposition's more like living contradictions//
With no competition to stop this mission, all knowing..//
All will watch Ish winnin' in the top position//
Stoppin' tradition on a dime with spare change//
Keepin' a rare frame of mind, life's not a fair game//
Time has passed, I'm a prime example of evolution//
The evolved protocol of humans, and none of ya'll can do shit//
It's useless to trick the ruthless who spits music//
I've been through it all, since a baby who crawled//
To the grown man I am, not afraid to talk or to take a walk//
Tell what's on my mind or what gets on my nerves//
Until I'm respected and get what's deserved//
A permanent first, where 2nd's far from seconds away//
So I can just smoke and fuck for the rest of the day//
Just don't get in my way or end up in a heavenly place//
You're fuckin wit a steadily great heavy weight//
Who's far from mentally safe and will eventually place number 1 on earth//
Cuz I've already done my work, and I'll still be open for business//
Thrivin' till the day I'm old and diminished//
Even when I'm dead, I still won't be finished//
[Hook]
Misery, destiny, hate, fear of fate//
Life's cold when tears are raped from souls//
We grow old, but not all become wiser//
It takes a lot for one to lift there eyes up//
Above the heads of others and the disguises//
So I dare all to oppose and attempt to defy Ish//
Cuz the only surprise is if someone decided to try this//
[Verse 2]
Everyday's a new commitment, in this foolish business//
There is no fate, I choose decisions all alone with no assistance//
My whole existence is fueled by thoughts of my name in history books//
It's no mystery every legend gave their time to think and look//
Imagine all the time spent, and the mistakes it took//
While I'm always high and bent, yet never dazed and shook//
Promised myself to take this life, and make it good//
One day I'll be famous too, my words the face of truth//
Every failure's a lesson, not just some lame excuse//
Knowin' there's more to life besides hate, sex, and booze//
While I aim to decimate those in my way and never lose//
Make all my endeavors true to heart, avoid the deep hypnosis//
Earn & receive true love to it's fullest, and it goes unnoticed//
Just know this: hate can take seconds, and greed'll expose it//
Breathe and stay focused, with trees while bullshit approaches//
I never chose this, but it's what I got, let's make the best//
I'm welcomed into the life I never asked for, now I take the test//
[Hook]
Misery, destiny, hate, fear of fate//
Life's cold when tears are raped from souls//
We grow old, but not all become wiser//
It takes a lot for one to lift there eyes up//
Above the heads of others and the disguises//
So I dare all to oppose and attempt to defy Ish//
Cuz the only surprise is if someone decided to try this//
[Verse 3]
I got problems, enemies, and plenty of acquaintances//
Gotta grab control by the horns and take evasive steps//
To do whatever it takes to get paid and make it rich//
Don't make me raise my fists, I'd clearly lose control//
The day some bitch gets in the way of Ish is truly unknown//
Like the date of my death, wake, and place of a funeral home//
No clues will be shown, because it'll never exist//
Like some emcee comin up that thinks he's better than Ish//
It's better ya sit, getting up just makes you a bigger target//
Retarded spartacus gets his heart hit by the hardest spits//
It's not hard to shit on opponents, opposing scat rodents//
Men remain mice, left trapped knowing my last laugh's approachin//
These faggots hoping to luck out, with a win at the end of a rainbow//
Just to get knocked the fuck out, and do what they're told cuz I say so/
I do what I gotta do, to get my dues, and lay low//
Live life the high-way, where every routes a paved road//
Know who's around, make my enemies stay close//
It'll be time to take hold, once God takes my halo//
Then I'll start to strangle, crossover and break some ankles//
Revenges angel, while I remain so thankful to the almighty//
Never quit till my name's age old, cuz only then will I be enlightened//
"I'm so sick, I'll hold you down and shit in ya mouth
Make you eat it, then wait till ya shit my shit out
Cuz this is what Ish is about, fuck all this toilet talk
Let my name be what it is, shit...we'll go for a walk"
-Ish, represent.....
Brad Allen
>
>pizon's poop pal
>
>Ad....
ADRUNK!! you have redeemed yourself!!
ssjba...thank god!
"I've wrote on what you wipe your ass with/ You've read books, I've lived
myths/"
-Brad Allen
Adrunk
me? cool i got namechecked
Ish.....uhuhuhuh, cool, huhuhuhuh
"I'm so sick, I hold it down with shit in my mouth....."
-Ish, represent.....
alt.rap land lord
me? cool i got namechecked
Ish.....uhuhuhuh, cool, huhuhuhuh
"I'm so sick, I hold it down with shit in my mouth.....while adrunk offers to
use his tongue to help get it all out"...cuz your nasty like that
-Ish, represent.....
MJ
you created some days ago. You gave yourself away even then, and
now you fell into the same trap. Lay that blunt down now and delete
your 'Adrunk' identity or you're gonna forget about it again - unless
you want to amuse me some more.
Matt
"alt.rap land lord" <rapmas...@aol.comical> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:20020914074602...@mb-mu.aol.com...
alt.rap land lord
>Haha, Ish you dumbass, you still worked under that 'Adrunk' identity
>you created some days ago. You gave yourself away even then, and
>now you fell into the same trap. Lay that blunt down now and delete
>your 'Adrunk' identity or you're gonna forget about it again - unless
>you want to amuse me some more.
>
>Matt
LMAO...poor poor Matt..
I see Adrunk and I have some how succeeded in confusing you. I can see how it
coulda happened. That wasn't me posting as Adrunk, that was Adrunk. I was
fucking around, he then posted the same thing as I was jokingly saying he
would...then he posted something as me, saying something about me being God, so
I was just going along with it... cuz if he didn't post first, i probably
would've mentioned it...haha
Ish...which I think ticks him off...he's angry cuz I get all the attention.
(not really, but i'm still a sexier bitch)....
Pizon
Adrunk haven't been the SAME PERSON all along, like we wouldn't NOTICE your
OBVIOUS slip up and subsequent attempt to try to COVER IT UP!
ISH/ADRUNK, you need to just give it up! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
J40
>I see Adrunk and I have some how succeeded in confusing you. I can see how
>it
>coulda happened. That wasn't me posting as Adrunk, that was Adrunk. I was
>fucking around, he then posted the same thing as I was jokingly saying he
>would...then he posted something as me, saying something about me being God,
>so
>I was just going along with it... cuz if he didn't post first, i probably
>would've mentioned it...haha
>
>Ish...which I think ticks him off...he's angry cuz I get all the attention.
>(not really, but i'm still a sexier bitch)....
>
>"I'm so sick, I'll hold you down and shit in ya mouth
>Make you eat it, then wait till ya shit my shit out
>Cuz this is what Ish is about, fuck all this toilet talk
>Let my name be what it is, shit...we'll go for a walk"
>-Ish, represent.....
>
Get at me,
Pizon
http://www.lascalaentertainment.com
--
"I sit and stare, zone out, think a lot and never sleep, creating memories to
remember and then I forget to eat." -Sage Francis
Pierre Ghandi
>ROFL!!!!! I can't believe YOU are STILL trying to CONVINCE US that you AND
>Adrunk haven't been the SAME PERSON all along, like we wouldn't NOTICE your
>OBVIOUS slip up and subsequent attempt to try to COVER IT UP!
>
>ISH/ADRUNK, you need to just give it up! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
>
>J40
No, You are obviously wrong because I could be anybody at any time. I'm not
covering it up, I'm simply jumping from human body to human body some how
controlling the internet with my thoughts brain waves...
Ish...or am I Ghandi? my AttL character's a smug prick who has a bunch of dirty
secrets the world could never know...or else they'd have to kill me. or
him...haha
Pierre Ghandi
"You've now experinced the greatness of the one and only french hindu"
A to the L
>Ish...or am I Ghandi? my AttL character's a smug prick who has a bunch of dirty
>secrets the world could never know...or else they'd have to kill me. or
>him...haha
hey... get off my computer...
I mean your computer...
PEACH
A to the L (every character hates Timid's stank ass though)
Check the sites y'all... www.altrap.com www.raredj.com
"A to the L owns all your stankin asses. Man can rap his ass off. The rest are scrubs." - Fatboy Roberts
"...let's just say that I think that A to the L is an artist because of his ability to quantify different SHITS into words. That's art." - Alvin Smith
alt.rap land lord
>
>I mean your computer...
>
>PEACH
Shut up Sir....
>A to the L (every character hates Timid's stank ass though)
Ish...so true.
SIR
>
No, John...seal your lips.
MJ
I'd hate to find out that everyone of you is really High-C.
Matt (fuckin' internet)
"SIR" <sirh...@aol.comet> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:20020916123842...@mb-fi.aol.com...
FUCK THE WAR ON IRAQ with Jet's dead baby!
It's just you, me, and my socks, in here.
--
Fatguy vs. Fuckhead
http://www.altrap.com/fvc.html
High-C & DJ Manticore - Doper Than You - http://www.mp3.com/manticore
GORTICIAN - http://www.mp3.com/gortician
FESTERING SORE - http://www.mp3.com/festeringsore RAMPAGE! -
http://www.mp3.com/thetruerampage HIGH-C - http://www.mp3.com/highc
High-C's RAP AND METAL CLOTHING EMPORIUM -
http://www.cafepress.com/angeldevil
Pierre Ghandi
for just using the same address as ISH
SIR
>for just using the same address as ISH
You idiot...look at the other 8 posts in this thread.
It was primarily regular altrap heads posting using
other altrap heads sigs...but their own newsgroup
name. Just being a sheep...baaaaaaaa!!
Matt
Timid
PEACH
A to the L
Check the sites y'all... www.altrap.com www.raredj.com
"A to the L owns all your stankin asses. Man can rap his ass off. The rest
are scrubs." - Fatboy Roberts
"...let's just say that I think that A to the L is an artist because of his
ability to quantify different SHITS into words. That's art." - Alvin Smith
Text Medium is Outer Filth
news:niqcouop5tb7crupe...@4ax.com:
>>Just being a sheep
>
> Get the flock out of here!
>
> PEACH
>
> A to the L
>
>
> Check the sites y'all... www.altrap.com www.raredj.com
> "A to the L owns all your stankin asses. Man can rap his ass off. The
> rest are scrubs." - Fatboy Roberts
> "...let's just say that I think that A to the L is an artist because
> of his ability to quantify different SHITS into words. That's art." -
> Alvin Smith
>
>
Alt.rap. Where sheep are scared.
--
"Battle of the Century" - Fatboy vs High-C http://www.altrap.com/fvc.html
DJ Manticore - http://www.mp3.com/manticore
http://www.mp3.com/gortician
"OTOH, no matter what you say or write, whether you apologise or not,
whether you lie or tell the truth, you're still a disgusting, maggot
encrusted, corpse fucker, who deserves every single miserable thing that's
going to happen to you in your pitiful life."
http://www.mp3.com/festeringsore
A to the L
<SPAMj...@yahoo.comSPAM> said:
>Alt.rap. Where sheep are scared.
guh?
--
"Battle of the Century" - Fatboy vs High-C
http://www.altrap.com/fvc.html
DJ Manticore - http://www.mp3.com/manticore
Adrunk
>
> guh?
he was outlining the effect sir has on livestock
Sir...beating the dead horse......uh sheep
SIR
I looooooove llamas...
Ish...the muh'fuckin god
Timid
Pierre Ghandi
"You've now experinced the greatness of the one and only french hindu"