Signed Artist Verse Rating: Mindbomb - Westwood is a Tw*t! (Allegedly)
Dave Paget
Artist: The Mighty Mindbomb
Label: Ruf Label
Year: 1996
Album: Ruf Diamonds Vol.1 (compilation)
Key: (L)=Loz....(R)=The Ruf....(B)=Both
Intro
[Tim Westwood: "Getting the session into E-F-X, with me, Westwood"]
[Eazy E: "Shut the fuck up"]
[Tim Westwood: "It's about that time"]
[Eazy E: "Get the fuck outta here"]
[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]
Verse 1
B: Ahhhhhh...let's fuck it up now...
R: 'cause enough is enough
L: Hear the lyrical assault from the brother called Ruf!
R: Shakin' up the scene 'cause no other would dare
B: Fuck Westwood!
R: We said it and meant it, now where's...your DJ skills, man?
L: Your accent, for real man?
R: You don't slam, man
L: With your U.S. jams, man
R: Hip-hop forgotten as you follow your trends
L: Swingin' in the Jungle, where will it end?
R: Deny your culture with sad fake slang
and cling on, on American arses you hang
You don't impress me
L: You cannot test me
R: I'm runnin' round defences like I was George Best, see?
L: US copycats? We're no sad twats
R: So take that pow! in your face like Naseem
Can you battle that?
L: Nothing but pure facts
R: We've shat on your credibility
L: Scene is small in the U.K
R: You don't support us
L: You just haunt us
R: Never will flaunt us
So what we gonna do, Loz?
L: Lyrical dissection
Got to find a cure for a weird infection!
R: Symptoms?
L: Kids idolizing the wack, man
Believin' all the jingles, he can't even scratch!
B: Mindbomb's better
R: Mark One now scratch the truth... [KRS: "Number One"]
B: He can't compare, so Westwood...
[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]
[KRS: "You are wack!"]
Verse 2
L: Timmy Timmy Ha, Timmy hoe I say
R: Please will you please play my records today?
L: People think you're phat
R: Most think you're dreadful
L: Kids walkin' around with a fucked up head full of
B: Misconceptions, false pretensions
L: Hip-hop's worldwide, not just American
R: Stop your skemes, I will not change
or rap about guns just to get paid
B: Blade cuts deeper
R: Slowly bleedin'
UK rap dyin', nobody's heedin'
the truths, the youth who put on voices
actin' American
L: Big up your boyfriend
R: When I'm still sellin' records I know I'm rated
Sell many more, some people won't play this
You got to innovate, 'cause if no-one cares
you better...
[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]
R: 'cause you know what, Loz? Some people just can't handle this, man.
L: These people don't even know.
B: Listen party people as we drop the Mindbomb scratch...
[Eazy E: "Get the fuck outta here" scratch]
Verse 3
B: Stop suckin' rappers' cocks!
L: Enough is enough
R: It's makin' us vomit so we say
B: Fuck Westwood!
L: All over his guests like a teenage groupie
R: Obviously fake like Paul Daniels' toupe
L: Limited selections of platters that matter
R: Repetitive shit and the heads get battered
L: Over and over, play the same old tunes
R: We're underground demanded but there ain't no room for us
Discuss...
L: in a four page essay
R: Look at facts kids
L: Check the resume!
R: Quality
L: Quantity
R: Releases
L: Original
R: Turntable madness
L: Messages subliminal!
R: Technics shiver
L: Needles might break
R: Loz on the beat, now Ruf rhymes rate highly
L: Entirely
R: pure dope ability
L: Athletical
R: Verbal
L: Gymnastical
R: Agility
L: Shows get wrecked
R: Stages destroyed
B: Mindbomb professional
R: No weak-willed toys
Play at your peril
L: Westwood's too scared
R: He should...
[Ice-T: "Prepare...for a true nightmare..."]
[Rakim: "Get off the mic before it get too hot"]
[LL: "What I say is for real, this ain't la-la land"]
[Rakim: "Drop the mic" / "Don't waste your time"]
[Rakim: "Drop the mic" / "Don't waste your time"]
[Rakim: "Drop the mic" / "Don't waste your time"]
[Rakim: "Drop the mic, you shouldn't be holdin' it"]
[Eazy E: "Shut the fuck up"]
[?: "Heard me on the radio, now the tables turned"]
[KRS: "You are wack!"]
[Audio 2: "Tell you to your face, you ain't nothin' but a faker"]
[?: "You'll sit there, lookin' dumb, it seems you forgot where you came
from"]
[Worse 'em: "I mean, how much can one country possibly take?!!!"]
alt.rap land lord
like. If it sounds like I presume it would sound, then it's probably
shit...cuz this is nothing interesting...
I take it it's UK hip hop...yeah, but what exactly are they going on about, and
who's "westwood"?
Ish...questions must be answered.
"As God, you're chosen to be sent to a hell hole and then...//
I'll judge you for who you are, and send you to hell for your sins//"
- Battle vs. Vadik aka Fake God (and everybody else for that matter)
Dave Paget
He dickrides crap hiphop, agrees with artists who contradict him and has a fake
fake accent.
He's like 43 or something, and his father was a Bishop in Norwich, he was well off
etc...
Yet on his show he's like "Yo, Im about to blast off in your face, this is crazy
butters man,
a hot one for dilly, really yo, like woah, for all the brudders on lock down on the
red-eye
tip, and all the ladies, get your shake on, crazy fly ladies"... he's a dick. and
he's on BBC
Radio 1.. unbelievable....
alt.rap land lord
>Westwood is the UK's no.1 hiphop radio show.
>He dickrides crap hiphop, agrees with artists who contradict him and has a
>fake
>fake accent.
>He's like 43 or something, and his father was a Bishop in Norwich, he was
>well off
>etc...
>Yet on his show he's like "Yo, Im about to blast off in your face, this is
>crazy
>butters man,
>a hot one for dilly, really yo, like woah, for all the brudders on lock down
>on the
>red-eye
>tip, and all the ladies, get your shake on, crazy fly ladies"... he's a dick.
>and
>he's on BBC
>Radio 1.. unbelievable....
>
haha!...sounds like a schmuck...
Ish...that makes a little more sense...
Dave Paget
Dave Paget
it...
Awful as fuck, you need to check it out... Friday nights (to you afternoon)
A to the L
lord) said:
>who's "westwood"?
exactly...
PEACH
A to the L
Check the sites y'all... www.altrap.com www.raredj.com
"A to the L owns all your stankin asses. Man can rap his ass off. The rest are scrubs." Mr Roberts
"If skills were pussy, half you rappers would be celibate."
"You know you are special when your born with dipples. Not everyone has
dipples."
Matthias Jost
> Artist: The Mighty Mindbomb
For the +longest+ I've been hearing about Westwood now.
If he really is a prick you need to replace this guy.
I remember he got quite an amount of shout-outs on records
from US artists in the 80s and early 90s, so he must have done
something right, breaking rap in the UK, etc.
> L: Scene is small in the U.K
> R: You don't support us
If that's true it's sad.
> L: Hip-hop's worldwide, not just American
My words.
So... any other beefs in the UK?
Matt
+MJ is listening to Phi-Life Cypher's "MILLENNIUM METAPHORS"+
alt.rap land lord
was fucking up my comp for a quick minute...
but yeah...
Ish...all is well now.