[NYT] Sir vs. Wattz (VOTE NOW!)

alt.rap land lord

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Dec 1, 2001, 5:38:45 PM12/1/01

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...and then it began. (Important: Read bottom under last verse)

[Sir]
I let the Alt.rap world watch as my writing hand hurls Wattz
Like the kinetic energy my dick discharges in his girl's crotch.
Two lines and already the eyes churn sobs, begging Ish "make the hurt stop."
No tears turn to teflon when I have the tongue aimed and the verse cocked.
So cease trying to drop knowledge, step from the stage Worst Thought.
Cause you lack The Roots to write an almanac regarding for-sure crops.
It's best not, to run with Ravens, you should scope for vultures that're
hungry,
I prayed to the NYT God for competition and you're what he brung me?
While youre on your knees, you too can pray, only it'll be-for new front teeth.
You couldn't hunt me with writtens, let alone that keystyle you sent in
Take the lack of effort as submission, your subconscious admmited between the
lines that you give in
Musta came to the realization my mouth is foil, cause I do nothing but spit
tins (10's).
And shit scripts, while you're still stuck on "I Think I Cannes"
I'd offer these lyrics as a suppository, but with the dicks, your sphincter's
jammed.
It'd be best if those sneakers ran, if you need initiative I'll smack you
easily
What you expect when you drop a Written that turns to barely half an EP,
Not that I complained, it was wack enough no need for more.
Reading is supposed to be fundamental, but you made it a fucking mental chore
Just to search for rhymes, so sell that keyboard, we need no retorts,
Your wack shit fits in around here about as good as Miko in The Source.

vs.

[Wattz]
Its got me smirkin that your battlin me-soon to be another casulty
took a bottle of day-quill just to show my flows'll defeat ya when im sound
asleep/
Sirs moms so ugly the bitch has to sneak up on tomorrow
And no i wont ghostwrite for you my rhymes arent for borrow
Didnt you used to work for Locco? Bitch take your ass to work
"But wattz-me and my uncle are almost done with this circle jerk"
And it sucks for you to get mixed in a battle with me...its just too funny
Almost as stupid as that time you sold your car for gas money
Sir dresses in drag and takes COSMETICS to MAKE-UP exams
tried to cross a street in ST. LOIUS and got ran over by my DODGE RAM
I saw that kid write wash me on your back with his fingers
take a shower you dirty bitch thats why you itch and smell like maneau
Sorry for gettin so personal dog, but its about to get deeper
Your girl sucked and blew me and i laid her in the closet like a vacuum cleaner
Not to harass your family in public man but you knowi heard the news
I call your mom 'turtle' cuz once shes on her back you know shes screwed
You overlooked me,mistook me so you dont advance man Im done
thats what you get for saying i wouldnt be a factor in round one

...LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...

_YOU_ are the deciding factor.

Make your choices or forever hold your piece.

For votes to count each individual who votes must vote on every
single battle. Or else any and all votes will be nullified. Secondly
you can NOT vote for yourself, if you do, I'll simply act like
I never saw it.

Props to Sir and Wattz for being the first pairing to get both
rhymes in at once. I got a few from other people, I'm still waiting
on your other half.

I believe that's all, if I need anything else, you all shall be informed.

Ish...vote!

DOKool

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Dec 1, 2001, 6:28:57 PM12/1/01

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alt.rap land lord wrote:

>...and then it began. (Important: Read bottom under last verse)
>

Time to start crittin' again...

>
>[Sir]
>I let the Alt.rap world watch as my writing hand hurls Wattz
>Like the kinetic energy my dick discharges in his girl's crotch.
>

I'm getting sick and tired of "i've fucked your girl" rhymes, but i
guess they're the bread and butter of battles.

>
>Two lines and already the eyes churn sobs, begging Ish "make the hurt stop."
>No tears turn to teflon when I have the tongue aimed and the verse cocked.
>

First line is good... teflon line is weak, rhyme scheme is good...

>Cause you lack The Roots to write an almanac regarding for-sure crops.
>

i love it!

>
>It's best not, to run with Ravens, you should scope for vultures that're
>hungry,
>

feelin' this...

>
>While youre on your knees, you too can pray, only it'll be-for new front teeth.
>You couldn't hunt me with writtens, let alone that keystyle you sent in
>Take the lack of effort as submission, your subconscious admmited between the
>lines that you give in
>Musta came to the realization my mouth is foil, cause I do nothing but spit
>tins (10's).
>

nice run here... tins only sounds like 10s when you're british trying
to speak with an american accent...

>
>And shit scripts, while you're still stuck on "I Think I Cannes"
>

eh... no.

>I'd offer these lyrics as a suppository, but with the dicks, your sphincter's
>jammed.
>

good...

>
>Not that I complained, it was wack enough no need for more.
>Reading is supposed to be fundamental, but you made it a fucking mental chore
>Just to search for rhymes, so sell that keyboard, we need no retorts,
>Your wack shit fits in around here about as good as Miko in The Source.
>

Great closer... wasn't feelin some lines, but most of it was gold... 8/10

>
>
>[Wattz]
>Its got me smirkin that your battlin me-soon to be another casulty
>took a bottle of day-quill just to show my flows'll defeat ya when im sound
>asleep/
>

Day-quill keeps you AWAKE during the day. Great multi, though.

>
>Sirs moms so ugly the bitch has to sneak up on tomorrow
>And no i wont ghostwrite for you my rhymes arent for borrow
>

Oh? Interesting. Forced punches, though.

>
>Didnt you used to work for Locco? Bitch take your ass to work
>"But wattz-me and my uncle are almost done with this circle jerk"
>

eh...

>And it sucks for you to get mixed in a battle with me...its just too funny
>Almost as stupid as that time you sold your car for gas money
>Sir dresses in drag and takes COSMETICS to MAKE-UP exams
>tried to cross a street in ST. LOIUS and got ran over by my DODGE RAM
>

now THIS is REALLY forced. ain't feelin' it at all.

>I saw that kid write wash me on your back with his fingers
>take a shower you dirty bitch thats why you itch and smell like maneau
>

maneau? the fuck?

>Sorry for gettin so personal dog, but its about to get deeper
>Your girl sucked and blew me and i laid her in the closet like a vacuum cleaner
>

eh...

>
>Not to harass your family in public man but you knowi heard the news
>I call your mom 'turtle' cuz once shes on her back you know shes screwed
>You overlooked me,mistook me so you dont advance man Im done
>thats what you get for saying i wouldnt be a factor in round one
>

fair closer...

This could have been a helluva lot stronger. 6.5/10

Vote = SIR

DOKool

Condoleeza Gibbons

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Dec 1, 2001, 7:27:15 PM12/1/01

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"alt.rap land lord" wrote:

Eww. Do I have to pick one?

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Timid

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Dec 1, 2001, 7:35:15 PM12/1/01

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i agree with most of what DOKool had to say. I do think Sir could have come
better and really put himself out there with such a verse. I think he really
underestimated Wattz but he still comes out tops at the end.

Vote = Sir

Timid

Pizon

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Dec 2, 2001, 1:49:24 AM12/2/01

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This one is close.. Not really feeling either verse, but hey.. I'm high.

I'll say Sir just takes it..

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A to the L

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Dec 2, 2001, 2:52:05 AM12/2/01

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On 02 Dec 2001 06:49:24 GMT, rocks...@aol.commonsense (Pizon) said:

Madam.... sorry.... Sir

PEACH

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Dec 2, 2001, 2:54:38 AM12/2/01

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I gotta go with Sir on this one. I also think that both of their rhymes
started off real good and then fell off, but overall they were decent.
''Me eminem and Mike/rollin down Van Dyke/to get my dick sucked late at
night/by a fuckin transvestite/my girl beat my ass n shot me wit a 2 piece/cuz
she found out I had a affair wit her 10 year old niece'' Bizarre from ''No
One's Iller Than Me''.

Matthias Jost

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Dec 2, 2001, 3:43:05 AM12/2/01

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> Ish...vote!

Vote = Sir

Matt

Locco

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Dec 2, 2001, 6:36:07 AM12/2/01

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>I prayed to the NYT God for competition and you're what he brung me?

haha i like the line

theres my vote... sir...

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Adrunk

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Dec 2, 2001, 8:18:47 AM12/2/01

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Sir's verse was average, but this was closer than I had expected. Wattz did
the best battle verse I've seen him do, but didn't manage to get the edge on
his rival..............

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Vadik

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Dec 2, 2001, 10:37:10 AM12/2/01

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Vote = Sir

Vadik

Yo B 2k

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Dec 2, 2001, 5:35:36 PM12/2/01

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Battle wasnt really felt... but sir came more conistent with the lines.. even
though i felt his stuff was kinda hard to flow with his long ass bars... but
wattz just didnt impress me.. his meta4's and punches were just weak...

sir gets the go ahead

-B

Dave Paget

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Dec 3, 2001, 4:53:12 AM12/3/01

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A few lines here and there, nothing that inspired me...

Sir one..

Parksss

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Dec 3, 2001, 10:44:58 PM12/3/01

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tin and ten really cant be used interchangably, but its text so ill
let it slide...ummm momma jokes are played...and have been for a long
asss time..
Vote=Sir

SIR

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Dec 3, 2001, 10:59:57 PM12/3/01

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>tin and ten really cant be used interchangably

Um and why is that?

Sir...really really really curious.

truplaya611

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Dec 3, 2001, 11:18:46 PM12/3/01

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My Vote: Sir

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Andrew Octopus

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Dec 4, 2001, 7:09:26 AM12/4/01

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Mr Bravo

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Dec 4, 2001, 3:39:08 PM12/4/01

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This battle was weak, I thought both came at each other from different
angles. Sir always has that long ass verses that seem like a whole
paragraph that is written as a essay as opposed to a standard rhyme.
Watts, on the other hand, came really wack, that was pretty pathetic
to thrown in mama jokes to make up for creativity. Oh, and the " make
up... cosmetics" was not very nice. I think I've heard it done way
better.

Vote = Sir

Mr Bravo

People make up so much bullshit you thought they were into cosmetics

Pizon

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Dec 4, 2001, 6:53:36 PM12/4/01

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>Oh, and the " make
>up... cosmetics" was not very nice. I think I've heard it done way
>better.
>

I think YOU have done it way better. Well, a tad bit better, anyway. It isn't
easy to hear the pun when it's spitten, unless you really emphasize the phrase
"make up..."