The 24 Worst Rappers Of All Time
Adrunk
sounds like a 9-year-old girl, and bases his songs around a) half-assed
conspiracy theories which everyone else decided were a load of bullshit in
1970, or b) pathetic "hey i know this verse is wack, but I'm more
intelligent than you, so it doesnt matter" braggadocio in which he accents
every punchline like it's the only thing of substance in the verse (which it
is). That's hall of fame material there.
Ced Gee - Whenever you ask someone "who was in Ultramagnetic MCs?", they say
"Kool Keith" and then they stop talking. If you ask Kool Keith "Who was in
Ultramagnetic MCs?", he says "Me." and then he stops talking.
King Sun - Remember him? No? That's why he's here.
J-Ro - I wonder how many times people have whispered "Yo, dawg, there's some
guy following you around" in Tash's ear. I wonder how many times security
have thrown J-Ro off stage because they think he's a show invading groupie
who isn't in the Alkaholiks at all.
Rakim - Just for the obscenely hateful State Of Hip Hop Interlude. "The
state of hip hop of now right now man, um, as far as I see it, I think right
now......um.......hip hop as advancing as far as....skills.....you got
bruthas, knowwhatimsayin, getting like more witty knowwhatimsayin, bringing
out more styles, you got DJs doing all kinds of crazy shit on the
turntables.....so...you know, hip hop is definitely advancing.....we just
get....we just get....flak for our lyrical content...but um........I
like.....I like the way it's going right now, and the creative process
bruthas is trying to take it to right now man." How insightful and
profound, you complete moron.
Flavor Flav - Actually having Flavor Flav in Public Enemy is like buying a
$500 bottle of fine white wine and then putting Froot Loops in it.
Shabaam Sahdeeq - The Jimmy Carter of hip hop.
Vast Aire - "Words shot plated metal lung which spun kids carrousel, mega
alarm technoloid these boys fight four arms swinging two toes very well"
Look sonny boy, your lyrics read like a badly translated Japanese microwave
instruction manual. You don't know what you're talking about, so don't
pretend you do.
Ja Rule - Rubbish rapper. Great singer. "The waaaeey you walk, the
waaaaeeey you talk" - hotness.
Cappadonna AKA Prodigal Sun AKA Beretta 9 AKA 9th Prince AKA Islord AKA
Black Knights AKA Killarmy AKA 60 Second Assassin - Aaaaaaaaaargh!!
Swifty/Kuniva - Two reasons why you should only play the D12 album on a CD
player which is equipped with a fast forward button.
Ice-T - Well he's actually a legend, but his acting is so bad that it has a
detrimental effect on his otherwise immaculate emceeing credentials.
AZ the Visualiza - Fair enough, if you can only come up with one great verse
in your lifetime, it's pretty smart to make it the first one anyone hears,
so that as a result they buy all the smelly poo which you drop after it.
Bizarre AKA Missy Elliott - You'd think with Eminem's hatred for both female
people and fat people, that he wouldn't have a fat chick in his posse. But
he does.
Afu-Ra - The Jeru The Damaja of the 21st century.
Jeru The Damaja - The Afu-Ra of the 20th century.
Ringo Starr - He's the wack one out of Onyx, in case you didn't know. He's
in Save The Last Dance too, he plays this white teenage girl who moves to
the ghetto.
Allen Iverson - Leave the mic control to the commentators, kiddo.
Master Fuol - "Look at me, I'm CRAAAAAYYYZZEEE!!!!! WIZZAAOOW!!!" Fuck
off.
Jayo Felony - Actually he's ill, he outshone everyone else on The Anthem.
Obie Trice - I can see it now, an Eminem interview in two years time -
"Whatever happened to that guy Obie Trice?" "Oh....he.....who?" "Obie
Trice, the guy who had a interlude verse on the D12 album." "What
interlude? What D12 album? These accusations are completely false, I never
put on anyone called Obie Trice, I've never even heard of that guy, this is
ridiculous......"
Shyne -He should really finish what he's eating before he starts rapping,
it's rude.
Hi-Tek - Aaaah no no no no, you put that mic down and get back behind those
production boards and stay there, you naughty boy.
Frank Sinatra - He's so wack he doesn't even rap, he just sings and shit.
Ad.....
Locco
i havent heard that much but ive heard a little bit and nothing by him that
i havent liked
>Flavor Flav - Actually having Flavor Flav in Public Enemy is like buying a
>$500 bottle of fine white wine and then putting Froot Loops in it.
hahahaha
>Ice-T - Well he's actually a legend, but his acting is so bad that it has a
>detrimental effect on his otherwise immaculate emceeing credentials.
wtf???
>Ringo Starr - He's the wack one out of Onyx, in case you didn't know. He's
>in Save The Last Dance too, he plays this white teenage girl who moves to
>the ghetto.
i believe its fredro starr
uh huh
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A to the L
said:
>Ced Gee - Whenever you ask someone "who was in Ultramagnetic MCs?", they say
>"Kool Keith" and then they stop talking. If you ask Kool Keith "Who was in
>Ultramagnetic MCs?", he says "Me." and then he stops talking.
Don't front on Ced Gee... he gets extra daps from me for hooking up
most of the beats on Criminal Minded...
>King Sun - Remember him? No?
I do. He used the same break as De La's "Hey Love" for undercover
lover, and came off WAAAAAYYYYYY cheesier. But that XL joint was dope,
and Proud to Be Black had a nice chorus...
>J-Ro -
Leave him alone... he's got more dap than H Rap Brown... plus his
verse on Only When I'm Drunk is a hiphop quotable... J-Ro is ill...
>Flavor Flav - Actually having Flavor Flav in Public Enemy is like buying a
>$500 bottle of fine white wine and then putting Froot Loops in it.
I don't like wine. I like Froot Loops though...
>Vast Aire - "Words shot plated metal lung which spun kids carrousel, mega
>alarm technoloid these boys fight four arms swinging two toes very well"
>Look sonny boy, your lyrics read like a badly translated Japanese microwave
>instruction manual. You don't know what you're talking about, so don't
>pretend you do.
Damn, you nailed this...
>Ja Rule - Rubbish rapper. Great singer. "The waaaeey you walk, the
>waaaaeeey you talk" - hotness.
Go ahead, Westwood... (dag)
>Frank Sinatra - He's so wack he doesn't even rap, he just sings and shit.
Frank is dope. Here's an experiment for all you deejays - hook up a
blend of FS's My Way with Ruff Ryders World War 3... curiously it
works out pretty well...
PEACH
A to the L
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"A to the L owns all your stankin asses. Man can rap his ass off. The rest are scrubs." - Fatboy Roberts
"...let's just say that I think that A to the L is an artist because of his ability to quantify different SHITS into words. That's art." - Alvin Smith
Adrunk
alarm technoloid these boys fight four arms swinging two toes very well"
Look sonny boy, your lyrics read like a badly translated Japanese microwave
instruction manual. You don't know what you're talking about, so don't
pretend you do.
Oops, I meant Vordul. Although Vast Aire is pretty wack too........
Ad.....
Leonie
> Vast Aire - "Words shot plated metal lung which spun kids carrousel,
mega
> alarm technoloid these boys fight four arms swinging two toes very
well"
> Look sonny boy, your lyrics read like a badly translated Japanese
microwave
> instruction manual. You don't know what you're talking about, so
don't
> pretend you do.
Hahahahaha... badly translated Japanes microwave instruction manual..
that´s damn funny.
> Ja Rule - Rubbish rapper. Great singer. "The waaaeey you walk, the
> waaaaeeey you talk" - hotness.
That´s what I´m always saying, I wish he was an R&B singer...
> AZ the Visualiza - Fair enough, if you can only come up with one
great verse
> in your lifetime, it's pretty smart to make it the first one anyone
hears,
> so that as a result they buy all the smelly poo which you drop after
it.
That´s probably the reason why his album was in your top ten of 2001.
> Ringo Starr - He's the wack one out of Onyx, in case you didn't
know.
I always thought he was in the Beatles... ;).
> Master Fuol - "Look at me, I'm CRAAAAAYYYZZEEE!!!!! WIZZAAOOW!!!"
Fuck
> off.
Is this Master P or what? If not, where is Master P?
> Jayo Felony - Actually he's ill, he outshone everyone else on The
Anthem.
Then why is he there?
> Obie Trice - I can see it now, an Eminem interview in two years
time -
> "Whatever happened to that guy Obie Trice?" "Oh....he.....who?"
"Obie
> Trice, the guy who had a interlude verse on the D12 album." "What
> interlude? What D12 album? These accusations are completely false,
I never
> put on anyone called Obie Trice, I've never even heard of that guy,
this is
> ridiculous......"
Haha, yeah, that could happen.
> Frank Sinatra - He's so wack he doesn't even rap, he just sings and
shit.
Hahaha... this was a nice read.
Leo
jeff cohen
Mat Chakko
the cadence on that verse is just classic though, I fuckin love that song.
Actually that's the only song on the album that I really really like though.
Matthias Jost
> King Sun
> J-Ro
> Rakim
> Flavor Flav
Don't become number 25 on your own list.
Matt
Brad Allen
Sweet Home, who ripped shit up on Ghetto Fabulous, the same ras kass who
actually has lyrical potential, he reminds me of an extra nice version of
Canibus...
Ad, I am ashamed of you for putting Ras Kass as the first listed worst rapper.
Ja Rule is way worse, and yes, any rapper who took the Frank Sinatra name,
should have his penis removed, cut in 13 pieces and sent to various parts of
the globe....cursed. There was only one Frankie...thought you ALL knew that
one.
"here's to former friends...FUCK EM!"
- frank sinatra (on how to make a good toast)
peace
"I've wrote on what you wipe your ass with/ You've read books, I've lived
myths/"
-Brad Allen
alt.rap land lord
>Don't become number 25 on your own list.
>
>Matt
His Rakim reason is reason enough to put him on this list...hehe
Ish...because you can only talk about nothing for so long.
"As God, you're chosen to be sent to a hell hole and then...//
I'll judge you for who you are, and send you to hell for your sins//"
- Battle vs. Vadik aka Fake God (and everybody else for that matter)
alt.rap land lord
>Ras Kass? Are you fucking insane, this the same ras kass who gave me Home
>Sweet Home, who ripped shit up on Ghetto Fabulous, the same ras kass who
>actually has lyrical potential, he reminds me of an extra nice version of
>Canibus...
>
>Ad, I am ashamed of you for putting Ras Kass as the first listed worst
>rapper.
>Ja Rule is way worse, and yes, any rapper who took the Frank Sinatra name,
>should have his penis removed, cut in 13 pieces and sent to various parts of
>the globe....cursed. There was only one Frankie...thought you ALL knew that
>one.
>
>Ras Kass? Are you fucking insane, this the same ras kass who gave me Home
>Sweet Home, who ripped shit up on Ghetto Fabulous, the same ras kass who
>actually has lyrical potential, he reminds me of an extra nice version of
>Canibus...
>
>Ad, I am ashamed of you for putting Ras Kass as the first listed worst
>rapper.
>Ja Rule is way worse, and yes, any rapper who took the Frank Sinatra name,
>should have his penis removed, cut in 13 pieces and sent to various parts of
>the globe....cursed. There was only one Frankie...thought you ALL knew that
>one.
I don't think there IS a Frank Sinatra rapper, and if there is...it's a god
damn shame...
I think Ad put him up there as a joke...
in fact, this whole post Ad made shows how completely bored he can get...
I feel ya though (raises beer)...
Ish...because naming yourself Frank Sinatra shows no originality...and would be
extremely gay.
Adrunk
1 ) I did actually put Ras Kass up as a joke, to annoy all his numerous
dickriders around these parts. I like Ras Kass.
2 ) His lyrics on Ghetto Fabulous are absolutely wack, full stop, they're
like Master P standard.
And I like AZ. By Frank Sinatra I meant Frank Sinatra. Jayo Felony isn't
ill. I like Ced Gee. And I had Rakim in my top 5 best, for chrissakes.
The whole post was firmly tongue-in-cheek.
Ad....
Adrunk
Gimme one reason why Flavor Flav isn't wack?
Ad.......
Adrunk
You have no idea about the boredom I endure which all stems from waiting for
other people. Why can't everyone be on time these days?
Ad......
alt.rap land lord
>other people. Why can't everyone be on time these days?
>
>Ad......
That's when you drink and smoke...that way you're never bored...
and then when you go out to do shit, you somehow feel better...
Ish...get crunked up!
Timid
>
> Ish...because naming yourself Frank Sinatra shows no originality...and would
> be
> extremely gay.
>
You mean like calling yourself Foxy Brown, Biggie Smalls, Charli Baltimore,
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde damn movie characters.
or the ever popular Big Somebody, Da Anything, Gangsta Whatever, Lil'
Whoever
Timid - or Ish <---wtf??
alt.rap land lord
>
GET OFF MY ISH!
...Ish...for old times sake
Adrunk
His verse went -
"What? Sway can give it to you, but Whatcha Gon' Do wit it
Tech can give it to you, but Whatcha Gon' Do?
Rev can give it to you, but Whatcha Gon' Do wit it
I can give it to you, Wha Wha Wha What What!"
Can you guess if I was using sarcasm or not?
Ad.....
Matthias Jost
That was replaying his "Whatcha Gonna Do" hook.
Either he delivered a verse after that which was cut off
(okay, that would mean it would have been weak),
or he's just throwing some flavor up in there (or
hyping his single) or...
Anyway, Jayo Felony is kinda lacking with the
lyrics (as of lately), but dude sounds more original
than some of the other dudes. The voice, the flow.
Matt
A to the L
said:
>Gimme one reason why Flavor Flav isn't wack?
>
Dope clock collection...
The heavily sampled "Yeah Boyeeee"
Cold Lampin' With Flavor
I Can't Do Nuttin For Ya Man
Gold teeth - him and Just-Ice led, Juvenile followed
Pioneer of sideways cap wearing...
Pioneer of hypocrisy - where he led KRS followed - NOFLBaseheads vs
his crack addiction...
Great live performer
that trademark laugh
Luv2getdome
someone comes on your album and makes you look like stank shit on a hot august
day just what method man did to jayo felony then i guess retirement is an
option.
im gonna quit and thats what i should do with it what what what what what
"im the only french hindu ... you'll meet in your life"
pierre ghandi
Jay Sidhu
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Augi
LOL! Was that even a verse?
>
> Obie Trice - I can see it now, an Eminem interview in two years time -
> "Whatever happened to that guy Obie Trice?" "Oh....he.....who?" "Obie
> Trice, the guy who had a interlude verse on the D12 album." "What
> interlude? What D12 album? These accusations are completely false, I never
> put on anyone called Obie Trice, I've never even heard of that guy, this is
> ridiculous......"
>
> Shyne -He should really finish what he's eating before he starts rapping,
> it's rude.
>
> Hi-Tek - Aaaah no no no no, you put that mic down and get back behind those
> production boards and stay there, you naughty boy.
>
> Frank Sinatra - He's so wack he doesn't even rap, he just sings and shit.
>
> Ad.....
I agreed with like half the shit you said. Some of the cats I never
heard.
I'm not going to talk about Master P and Puffy and friends since it's
been run into the ground about them being wack, but Kool Keith is
pretty wack. Call him abstract but pretty much raps about dumb shit
over dumb beats.
Augi
Dave Paget
Why are you listing him as all of those?
haha
for a minute i was like "60 Second Assassin"? i actually thought he was ok...
then i realised it was a peace-take......
"Killarmy" - hehehe
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mochaspresso
Paul Barman
----these two annoy me. I hear them and I start wincing like someone
is scraping a blackboard w/ their fingernails.
Canibus---wasted talent. Can't write a song or conceptualize an
albumn if his life depended on it.
Max Gitlen
bwaaahaaha. that was fucking good.
can't believe evidence didn't make yer list though.
max
Noixe, the other Adrock
throws down "Eat This Year."
Poison Pen-Who the fuck said you could rhyme? You're in Stronghold and
it took you this long to drop a single? You're so wack you made
L.I.F.E.Long fuck up his verse on your shit. Give the mic back to
C-Rayz and go sit in your corner.
Everyone in Oldominion*-Since when does being able to talk fast about
jack shit get you a record deal? You don't battle, you aren't thugs,
what the hell are you talking about? The only thing these cats have
going for them is a dope logo.
*Oldominion is some crew from Seattle tryna be the next Wu-Tang.
Afu-Ra-He's like Shabaam Sahdeeq with clout. At least he has
beats...Primo hooked him the fuck up too many times.
Buck65 and Sixtoo-To quote Evidence, "rappers without a voice should
write a book." Why does Sixtoo innunciate so much? What the fuck is
wrong with Buck65's nose?
also on the list:
Aaron Carter
anyone in a rock group (Fred Durst, that guy from Adema, that guy from
P.O.D., etc)...except Zack De La Rocha. he's in the club.
pretty much every thug in New York that's gotten signed in the last
year
Dave Morgan
I do. The 'Righteous but Ruthless' album was pure dope... 'Be Black'
was an awesome song, as was cuts like 'Universal Flag'. DIg out these
old tunes if you don't believe me :)
> Rakim - Just for the obscenely hateful State Of Hip Hop Interlude. "The
> state of hip hop of now right now man, um, as far as I see it, I think right
> now......um.......hip hop as advancing as far as....skills.....you got
> bruthas, knowwhatimsayin, getting like more witty knowwhatimsayin, bringing
> out more styles, you got DJs doing all kinds of crazy shit on the
> turntables.....so...you know, hip hop is definitely advancing.....we just
> get....we just get....flak for our lyrical content...but um........I
> like.....I like the way it's going right now, and the creative process
> bruthas is trying to take it to right now man." How insightful and
> profound, you complete moron.
Hmmm....you are basing how good an MC is based on that???? Rakim is
one of the best rappers of all time, if not THE best from a technical
viewpoint. I can still barely comprehend the wordplay being used on
'Follow the leader'. Can't wait for his new stuff to drop too...
> Flavor Flav - Actually having Flavor Flav in Public Enemy is like buying a
> $500 bottle of fine white wine and then putting Froot Loops in it.
And PE wouldn't have been the same without him. Sheet, this is
sacrilidge - Flav is not a technical MC in the truest sense, granted,
but is the funnyman to Chucks straight role. Plus, if you apply this
logic then you could say the same about ODB surely?
> Ice-T - Well he's actually a legend, but his acting is so bad that it has a
> detrimental effect on his otherwise immaculate emceeing credentials.
Not a great MC by a long shot if you look at technique but he is
pretty consistent and has outlasted most of his contemporaries. Again,
if you are saying that bad acting can fuck up a rappers rep, then that
must mean about 80% of the rap industry at the moment :)
> Bizarre AKA Missy Elliott - You'd think with Eminem's hatred for both female
> people and fat people, that he wouldn't have a fat chick in his posse. But
> he does.
Same argument as for Flav, Bizarre is the comic element.
> Jeru The Damaja - The Afu-Ra of the 20th century.
What exactly is wrong with Jeru???
> Ringo Starr - He's the wack one out of Onyx, in case you didn't know. He's
> in Save The Last Dance too, he plays this white teenage girl who moves to
> the ghetto.
Think you mean Fredro Starr and I kinda agree here, mind you I thought
most of Onyxs joints were wack.
> Frank Sinatra - He's so wack he doesn't even rap, he just sings and shit.
True, I guess he would be the first to admit that he is some 'wack
assed MC' :)
D
Borg166
> ----these two annoy me. I hear them and I start wincing like someone
> is scraping a blackboard w/ their fingernails.
I see him as more as a parady of the shitty rappers out there. Paul
knows he sucks, but you know that he has a hulluva fun time in the
studio.
What was I thinking?
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Dude's a retard. And I don't mean Sinatra.
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