Phil Hendrie characters
13612
me rolling! He called himself "Ass Wyland"
I thought I was gonna pee my pants!
Just had to vent that.....Anyone else have any favorite characters? My
personal are Mavis, the old crotchety woman, and Harvey Wireman, the Atty.
with bad kidneys.
13612
Chip Moore
y...@netscape.net
of the funniest bits was when David G Hall came into the studio and socked
Hendrie and told him to "Lick my boot!!"..."Do an ID!...Do an ID!"...(Phil
with a boot in his mouth).."This is KFI 640 more stiiimmooulateing talk
radio."
Hendrie should be given an award for stuff like this...
William Renick got on once and started a tirade because he claimed that they
"Ain't never put a nigger in orbit"..."The only nigger they ever sent in
space is Levar Burton...and that brother was blind!"..."I think NASA should
stand for Niggers Astronaut Space, Alright!!!!...hilarious :)
R.C Collins had an hour of Rock DJing once...RC Collins Pure Rock
Show...(with KFI announcer saying "Whose Your Daddy?")...then RC collins
plays all this rock music which he, unwittingly, is commenting on in the
background....At one point his mom calls and R.C. asks her, "Mom, can dad
hear this in heaven?, can he mom?"
During the show hey gave away comic books (Preacher/Hitman) to callers who
gave good slogans for the (new) show...One caller calls up and says..."The RC
Collins Show....Pure Kidney Cleaning Rock!"...then R.C takes another call and
asks the caller "what's your slogan?"...And the caller says,
"One Nut, One Channel!" And Hendrie cracks up, goes ballistic, and losses
character! :)
He also spent an hour pretending that KFI had changed formats to a Mex/Am
spanish speaking station. He actually played Mex songs and spoke halfway
decent spanish during the breaks (Reading from a paper). One caller calls in
during the show and asks the DJ..."Do you know what country your in?" and
Hendrie says, "Si"...and the caller says, "This is America, we speak English
Here!," and Hendrie quickly responds, "You a Maricon?" And the caller says,
"Yes I'm American." :)
Mavis got on one day and started complaining about how the church going folk
are doing something very wrong in taking communion...she says,"That ain't
right all those church folk...they be going to church and eating flesh and
all that"..."disrepecting baby Jesus"..."they be Mackin On Baby Jesus!" "That
ain't right Mr. Hendrie." Then she goes on about how they're preparing Baby
Jesus.
My Favorite is the 8 minutes or so when he took a call from an Asian woman
who thought she was calling Dominos Pizza...He pretends to be a black man and
he starts asking her all these questions, like whether she wanted Meatballs
on that, and Jalepeno Peppers. Then the Lady asks if she can get 2 chilled
cans of Coke...and the owner says..."We don't have no Coke, all we have
issome Jamaica Rum, or Grand Marnier...how bout a some Louisiana Ice Tea or
Vermouth?" And the woman responds, "How about a Seven Up?"
Then the owner interjects about how the delivery guy lost the Dominos Pizza
sign on his car and that he didn't think that it was right to deliver the
pizza to her...So he tells his driver to go to Taco Bell and "Buy this nice
lady some tacos...You like Tacos Ma'am?" He playing two people...talking to a
foriegn lady...and coming up with all this repartee...improptu. Brilliant!
"Oh I like you David...But that Phil Hendrie...He's just terrible. Oh, I wish
you would get him off the radio!"
:)
Y-K
In article <73esae$if4$1...@oak.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
"13612" <drum1361...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> That thing he did Thurs. night(11/19) on funny names of talk show hosts, had
> me rolling! He called himself "Ass Wyland"
> I thought I was gonna pee my pants!
> Just had to vent that.....Anyone else have any favorite characters? My
> personal are Mavis, the old crotchety woman, and Harvey Wireman, the Atty.
> with bad kidneys.
> 13612
>
> `
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xman Charlie
Combat Patrol, xman reports:
I don't see how Phil can keep this stick going day
after day. He sure earns his dough!!
xman
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Jet Silverman
funniest things I have ever heard.
The character claimed to have survived a shark attack by getting the
holding the sharks head above the water and putting his fingers in the
shark's "nose".
J
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Byte me.
Email me at jetgal at earthlink dot net.
Brian Yoham
Jon Locker
>
> That thing he did Thurs. night(11/19) on funny names of talk show hosts, had
> me rolling! He called himself "Ass Wyland"
> I thought I was gonna pee my pants!
> Just had to vent that.....Anyone else have any favorite characters? My
> personal are Mavis, the old crotchety woman, and Harvey Wireman, the Atty.
> with bad kidneys.
Daryl Webber kicks ass!
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That would be Ted Bell who also owns a steakhouse :) One of my
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I tape the show and listen to it to and from work. Totally changes my attitite
about communting!