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The Colonel's Christmas Day Message

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COL. BILL KILGORE

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Dec 25, 2009, 11:43:20 AM12/25/09
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Today is Christmas. It's a day when all good Christians can forget
about such bullshit as ramadan, kwanzaa and all the other bogus celebrations
put on by the heathens that partake in such nonsense. Christmas is a
national holiday in this great nation. As a country that is 88% Christian,
it is The Colonel's position that we should take steps to stop catering to
all of those minority holidays. If they want to jump up and down, bay at
the moon, starve themselves for days at a time, hop a bus for Mecca and sing
songs to their dead relatives, they are free to do so. However, that
doesn't mean the rest of us should be bombarded by commercials filled with
foreign faces, be told not to say "Merry Christmas" in public high schools,
and have the rest of our Christian-Judeo American traditions attacked and
subjugated by the whims of the fringe-left kooks out there. It is liberals
in general and the Democratic Party specifically that have created these
problems. In approximately eleven months, the voters of this country will
be making profound changes. It will be good to see the Ten Commandments
hanging on courtroom walls again, to hear the sounds of Christmas carols
filling the
hallways of public high schools, to view beautiful Nativity scenes on the
public squares of this nation, and last but not least, to hear the rants of
liberals everywhere stifled in their attempts to secularize America and deny
us our Christian heritage. Think how great it will be to hear the howling
coming from the likes of such morons as Lou (tomaxo) Velasquez, Denise
(Nemo) Channing, Clave, John Newton Hartman, Steve Olson, John Fisher and
other such assorted left-wing America haters as their liberal vendetta is
flushed away by a newly elected Republican congress in 2010. Ah yes, the
sounds of Christians celebrating
Christmas everywhere in our great nation, unimpeded by the liberal loons
that are trying hard (but in vain) to ruin this country. On this Christmas
day, The Colonel sends this message of good will to all of his detractors at
ARTD-L - kiss my Christian ass!

mightyjoe

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Dec 25, 2009, 1:18:32 PM12/25/09
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It's typical of moron liberals to try and turn someone's birth day
into a national shame. Happy birth day, little guy. Sleep in peace.
May you grow up to be wiser than that phony messiah.

ChasNemo

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Dec 25, 2009, 1:37:24 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 11:43�am, "COL. BILL KILGORE" <wskilg...@yahoo.com> wrote:

ESAD, you military posturing traitor. Same to all your socks.
Assholes.

ChasNemo

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Dec 25, 2009, 1:38:56 PM12/25/09
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> May you grow up to be wiser than that phony messiah.- Hide quoted text -
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ESAD to you too, asstard.

flanier

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Dec 25, 2009, 4:19:41 PM12/25/09
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And a "Ho,ho, ho!" and Season's Greeting to all but no way will I
partake of the the Colonel's invitation!

UsenetRanger

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Dec 25, 2009, 6:35:03 PM12/25/09
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Heehee Colonel...........Merry Christmas to you and yours.........

SrRojo

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Dec 25, 2009, 8:14:07 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 2:19 pm, flanier <bflan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> And a "Ho,ho, ho!" and Season's Greeting to all but no way will I
> partake of the the Colonel's invitation!

No Christmas greeting for L'il Jak...Except that I hope he gets REALLY
sick from eating out of the dumpster at Wal-Mart.

"I allsa eats from dumbster but I hardly never gets sick..."--L'il Jak

Clave

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Dec 25, 2009, 11:57:53 PM12/25/09
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"COL. BILL KILGORE" <wski...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> BARK! BARKBARKBARK!!! YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP!!!!

Pipe down, bitch.

Jim


UsenetRanger

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Dec 27, 2009, 5:20:25 PM12/27/09
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> Heehee Colonel...........Merry Christmas to you and yours.........- Hide quoted text -

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And a Happy New Year too..........Donchaknow.............

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