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Ruth1973

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Hi! Am looking for quotes on PRAYER for a book I am writing. You could email
me at Ruth...@aol.com. Many thanks. Hope your day is cooool and peaceful.
Ruth

Daniel P. B. Smith

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In article <199807241417...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,

God: Hermes, what is that awful buzzing in the radio?
Hermes: God Almighty, I will see.
God: Gabriel, have one of the electricians look into it--Volta, Steinmetz,
Franklin--somebody.
Gabriel: Yes, Lord.
Hermes: I can't make head or tail of it; just a lot of groaning and
buzzing.
God: Gabriel, see if you can understand it.
Hermes: It reminds me of a pair of bellows Hephaestus once had at his
forge--whines, groans, sighs, sobs, squeaks, and nothing but wind.
Gabriel: I know. It's a prayer.
Hermes: That's what I said. Nothing but wind.
God: A prayer? From the earth, of course?
Gabriel: From the earth.
God: Of course. Is this the earth sabbath?
Gabriel: No, Lord.
God: Then why are they praying?
Gabriel: They are in trouble.
God: O yes--they do also pray when they are in trouble. What's the
matter?
Gabriel: They want rain.
God: Who wants rain?
Gabriel: Denver, Colorado, United States, Earth.
God: Why do they bother me for every little local, petty, particular
want? Don't they understand that I have a whole universe on my hands?
They mean nothing to me--
Gabriel: No. They only think of themselves.
[St. Peter comes in]
God: Peter, you are the very person I want to see. Who started this
habit of praying to me for picnic weather, crop weather, haying
weather--for babies, automobiles, new pants--and successful jelly?
Do your people think I have nothing to do but run a department store for
their benefit?

--C. E. S. Wood (1852-1944), "Denver Prays for Rain," in _Heavenly
Discourse_

--
Daniel P. B. Smith
dpbs...@world.std.com

BinneBrook

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Jul 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/25/98
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Ruth wrote: >>Hi! Am looking for quotes on PRAYER for a book I am writing.<<

". . .Only the hardly, barely prayable
Prayer of the one Annunciation.:
--t.S. Eliot, The Dry Salvages

"Whatever a man prays for, he prays for a miracle. Ebery prayer reduces itself
to this: 'Great God, grant that twice two be not four.'"
--Ivan Tuergenev, Prayer

"And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Woe, woe, woe.
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey."
--Paul Simon, Mrs. Robinson


Bin: "Let the wild rumpus begin!"

Barry Fetter

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Jul 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/26/98
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ruth...@aol.com (Ruth1973) wrote:

>Hi! Am looking for quotes on PRAYER for a book I am writing. You could email
>me at Ruth...@aol.com. Many thanks. Hope your day is cooool and peaceful.


6471 Prayer is the wing wherewith the soul flies to heaven,
and meditation the eye wherewith we see God.

Ambrose (340-397 A.D.)


6482 Prayer is a force as real as terrestrial gravity...It is not
only worship; it is also an invisible emanation of man's
worshipping spirit - the most powerful form of energy that
one can generate.

Alexis Carrel (1873-1944)


6517 Prayer - to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in
behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?)

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Jim Hargrove

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Jul 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/26/98
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PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a
single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Ambrose Bierce, Devil's Dictionary

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On 24 Jul 1998 14:17:29 GMT, ruth...@aol.com (Ruth1973) wrote:

>Hi! Am looking for quotes on PRAYER for a book I am writing. You could email
>me at Ruth...@aol.com. Many thanks. Hope your day is cooool and peaceful.

>Ruth

Fear drives the wretched to prayer.
--Lucius Seneca (c 4 BC - 65 AD), _Agamemnon_

God answers prayers in His own way, not ours.
--Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948),
Hindu national leader

God's way of answering the Christian's prayer for
more patience, experience, hope and love often is to
put him into the furnace of affliction.
--Richard Cecil

He prays well who is so absorbed with God that he
does not know he is praying.
--St. Francis de Sales

I have been driven many times to my knees by the
overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to
go. My own wisdom, and that of all about me, seemed
insufficient for the day.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865),
16th President of the United States

I have found the greatest power in the world in the
power of prayer. There is no shadow of doubt of
that. I speak from my own experience.
--Cecil B. De Mille

I have so much to do today that I shall spend the
first three hours in prayer.
--Martin Luther (1483-1546),
Father of the Reformation

I pray God to keep me from being proud.
--Samuel Pepys (1633-1703),
_Diary_ [March 22, 1660]

I used to pray that God would do this or that. Now
I pray that God will make His will known to me.
--Madame Chiang Kai-Shek

If you pray for bread and bring no basket to carry
it, you prove the doubting spirit which may be the
only hindrance to the gift you ask.
--Dwight Lyman Moody (1837-1899),
American evangelist

In prayer, it is better to have a heart without
words than words without a heart.
--John Bunyan (1628-1688),
English writer, allegorist

O, do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger
men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers.
Pray for powers equal to your tasks.
--Phillips Brooks (1835-1893),
American religious leader, _Going Up to
Jerusalem_

Prayer begins where human capacity ends.
--Norman Vincent Peale (1898-1993),
American minister, motivational writer

Prayer is a means of adding power to the strength we
already possess. Sometimes we know what is right,
but we lack the willpower to do it.
--Harry Thomas Stock,
_Today_, June 1943

Prayer will make a man cease from sin, or sin will
entice a man to cease from prayer.
--John Bunyan (1628-1688),
English writer, allegorist

Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
--Allen E. Bartlett

Some people just don't seem to realize when they're
moaning about not getting prayers answered, that
"no" is the answer.
--Nelia Gardner White

Spread out your petition before God, and then say,
"Thy will, not mine, be done." The sweetest lesson
I have learned in God's school is to let the Lord
choose for me.
--Dwight Lyman Moody (1837-1899),
American evangelist

The best prayers have often more groans than words.
--John Bunyan (1628-1688),
English writer, allegorist

The function of prayer is to set God at the center
of attention.
--Albert Edward Day

The rule that governs my life is this: Anything that
dims my vision of Christ, or takes away my taste for
Bible study, or cramps my prayer life, or makes
Christian work difficult, is wrong for me, and I
must, as a Christian, turn away from it.
--John Wilbur Chapman (1859-1918)
Presbyterian evangelist

There can be prayers without words just as well as
songs, I suppose.
--George Busson du Maurier (1834-1896),
_Trilby_ [1894]

Those who always pray are necessary to those who
never pray.
--Victor Hugo (1802-1885)
French poet, novelist, dramatist


Lou
---
"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson


Ruth1973

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Jul 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/27/98
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Thanks for the prayer quotes! Anything on soul? Peace! Ruth

BinneBrook

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Jul 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/27/98
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"He prayeth well that loveth well
Both man and bird and beast.
He prayeth best who loveth best
All things both great and small;
For the dear God who loveth us,
He made and loveth all.
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (1798)
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