Quotes on Food, Eating and/or Cooks

[Elwood Mead]

Any quotes dealing with the subject?

[Mark Jamensky]

Here's a few food related quotes from my collection:

When we lose, I eat. When we win, I eat. I also eat when we're rained out.
- Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda

Today's urine is tomorrow's Tang.
- attributed to one of the Apollo astronauts

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad,
it's still pretty good.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there
must be a beverage.
- Woody Allen

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

The 4 food groups: Fast, frozen, instant and microwaved.

Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
- W.C. Fields

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[sg...@peg.apc.org]

Suggest you try 'The Frank Muir Book'' by guess what, Frank Muir.
Stephen Gard

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Elwood Mead (e...@sei.cmu.edu) wrote:

: Any quotes dealing with the subject?

"Don't worry, I'll get you something from the four basic food groups:
hamburger, fries, doughnut, and coffee"
-Jim Belushi to Arnold Schwarzenegger in
_Red Heat_

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[Rhetoric the Persuader]

In article <CotuF...@ucdavis.edu>, ez03...@chip.ucdavis.edu (----V----)
wrote:

> Elwood Mead (e...@sei.cmu.edu) wrote:
>
> : Any quotes dealing with the subject?
>
> "Don't worry, I'll get you something from the four basic food groups:
> hamburger, fries, doughnut, and coffee"
> -Jim Belushi to Arnold Schwarzenegger in
> _Red Heat_

"Those who indulge, bulge." --Something I saw on a poster once.

See my .sig for another one (He's asking for more gruel :P).
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Rhetoric the Persuader vhv0...@menudo.uh.edu

"Please Sir, I'd like some more." --Oliver Twist

[Bruce Friedman, M.D.]

In article <vhv07118-2...@mac16.110.sw-building.uh.edu> vhv0...@menudo.uh.edu (Rhetoric the Persuader) writes:
>From: vhv0...@menudo.uh.edu (Rhetoric the Persuader)
>Subject: Re: Quotes on Food, Eating and/or Cooks
>Date: Mon, 25 Apr 1994 22:31:46 -0500

>>
>> "Don't worry, I'll get you something from the four basic food groups:
>> hamburger, fries, doughnut, and coffee"
>> -Jim Belushi to Arnold Schwarzenegger in
>> _Red Heat_

>"Those who indulge, bulge." --Something I saw on a poster once.

No more dessert. READ MY HIPS!

[mark chartrand]

In article <Bruce.Friedma...@med.umich.edu>,

Caption from a cartoon I have posted in my kitchen (French waiter looming
over couple at a restaurant table):

"La soupe du jour est la garbage d'hier."

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[rn...@news.delphi.com]

"Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God
had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity."
--Voltaire
quoted in _Dad's Own Cookbook_

"Eat right.
Exercise.
Die anyway."
--seen on a T-shirt

Chuck Carroll

[Thomas T. Cheng]

RN...@DELPHI.COM (rn...@news.delphi.com) wrote:
: "Eat right.
: Exercise.
: Die anyway."

"I once knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, rich foods, and sex.
He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
-- Johnny Carson

"If you give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don't actually live
longer, it just seems longer."
-- Clement Freud

"Health is the slowest possible rate at whic you can die."
-- Unknown

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some of us are looking at the stars.
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