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Madonna Speech from RESERVOIR DOGS

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Todd Kaplan

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Apr 14, 1993, 11:31:57 AM4/14/93

If any of you have seen RESERVOIR DOGS, the following is at least pretty
close to the speech given by Mr. Brown at the beginning:

"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. Ya see, there's this cooze,
and she's a regular fuck machine. Now, I'm talkin' morning, day, night,
afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."

Mr. Orange: "How many dicks is that?"
Mr. Blue: "A lot."

Back to Mr. Brown...

"So one day she meets this [sounds like John Holmes] muthafucker and it's like
whoa, baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in THE GREAT ESCAPE. He's
digging tunnels. And she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever:
pain. Pain. It hurts her. And ya know, it shouldn't hurt her, 'cause she
should be used to it by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. Ya see,
the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence, like a virgin."

written by Quentin Tarantino...

for your enjoyment

Happy Trails,

Todd

PS, I got such a good response to "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park," coming soon:
"The Masochism Tango..."

Phil Stocks

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Apr 16, 1993, 10:39:48 PM4/16/93

In <1993Apr14.1...@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st92...@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Todd Kaplan) writes:

>PS, I got such a good response to "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park," coming soon:
>"The Masochism Tango..."

Well, after an invitation like that...

Re: the catholic church...
"If they really want to sell the product, they should put the vernacular
into popular song form...I have one here...it's called...

The Vatican Rag! (jingling rag tune starts up)

First you get down on your knees,
fiddle with your rosaries,
bow your head with great respect and,
genuflect, genuflect, genuflect.

Do whatever steps you want if
you have cleared them with the Pointiff.
Everybody says on
'Kyrie Eleison' (sp? don't flame)
Doing the Vatican Rag.

Step in line in that processional,
get into that small confessional,
there the guy whose got religion'll
tell you if your sin's original

[> crescendo]

If it is, try playing is safer,
drink the wine and chew the wafer,
2, 4, 6, 8,
time to transubstantiate!

So, get down upon your knees,
fiddle with your rosaries,
bow your head with great respect and,
genuflect, genuflect, genuflect.

Make a cross on your abdomen,
when in Rome, do like a Roman,
Ave Maria,
Gee it's good to see ya!

Getting ecstatic, and sorta dramatic,
and doing the Vatican Rag.

[finish twirl]"

Phil.

ACJ Books (Chris)

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Apr 18, 1993, 6:14:12 AM4/18/93

ph...@cs.uq.oz.au (Phil Stocks) writes:

>In <1993Apr14.1...@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st92...@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Todd Kaplan) writes:

>>PS, I got such a good response to "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park," coming soon:
>>"The Masochism Tango..."

>Well, after an invitation like that...

Well done and excellent. And thanks.
I can't wait for Werner von Braun, and Plagiarise!

Chris.

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