DON'T ANNOY THE PIG

[Khaled Mardam-bey]

Gwendolyn E. Osborne (U63...@uicvm.uic.edu) wrote:

:"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it
: annoys the pig."

Hmmm, or how about...

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,
the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw

:-)

-K.

[Karen Johnston]

In article <Cnw8F...@westminster.ac.uk>, xh...@westminster.ac.uk (Khaled
Mardam-bey) wrote:

Well, this is one of my favorite cards:

"Look for the following signs that you're celebrating too hard:

1. You don't know where you are.
2. Neither does the pig wearing your pants."

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* "Nobody has ever measured, not even poets,
* how much the heart can hold."
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[kevin mason]

how about, "i know a man who traded his saxophone for a cow. it makes
the same sound, and gives milk besides."