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Sheila Dundee

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Nov 23, 2008, 1:45:24 AM11/23/08
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You think it’s hard getting through customs with nail scissors? Try
getting through with over 300 packages of Tim Tams.
~ Hugh Jackman on Oprah (Nov 2008)

Comment: Tim Tams are an Aussie icon that Americans are about to enjoy.
Australians prefer the original Tim Tam- but we hear American are being
introduced this month to the (even sweeter) Caramel and Chocolate Creme
varieties. Insist on the Original!

...
On the seventh day, the Lord rested -and made Tim Tams....
For those of you who are late to the party, Tim Tams are the best
packaged cookie ever made. I liken the taste to chocolate EL Fudge
cookies filled with silky chocolate and dipped in milk chocolate.
~NYCfoodguy.com

Comment: I have friends who send packages overseas regularly. Tim Tams
never get through Customs in Asia. We believe they have bloody Tim Tam
sniffing dogs!

//Sheila Dundee
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SteveMR200

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Nov 23, 2008, 7:00:03 AM11/23/08
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On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:45:24 GMT, Sheila Dundee wrote in message:
<8_6Wk.469$Et1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:

>______________________________________

Well, it's no wonder why: if Tim Tams are as good as
they're advertised to be, they bloody well better
be illegal!

ObQuotes:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or
fattening.
--Anonymous

The first law of dietetics seems to be:
"If it tastes good, it's bad for you."
--Isaac Asimov (1920-1992), attributed

--
Steve

The Fantasy Contessa

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Nov 24, 2008, 7:18:27 AM11/24/08
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SteveMR200 wrote:
> Well, it's no wonder why: if Tim Tams are as good as
> they're advertised to be, they bloody well better
> be illegal!
>
> ObQuotes:
> Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or
> fattening.
> --Anonymous

________________________________

You will before long discover what is called online the Tim Tam Slam
(but most of us know it as the Tim Tam Orgasm.)

see You Tube...
http://tinyurl.com/6x5uc6

...
Chocolate flows in deep dark, sweet waves, a river to ignite my mind and
alert my senses
~unk

--
//The Fantasy Contessa

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David C Kifer

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Nov 24, 2008, 2:13:15 PM11/24/08
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I will wait patiently for them to appear at my local store!
:-)>


I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.
--Erma Bombeck


--
Dave
"Tam multi libri, tam breve tempus!"
(Et brevis pecunia.) [Et breve spatium.]

SteveMR200

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Nov 25, 2008, 6:00:03 AM11/25/08
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On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:18:27 GMT, The Fantasy Contessa wrote in
message: <nYwWk.713$Et...@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:

>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:00:03 -0800, SteveMR200 wrote in message:
><gchii4h219u14jq3c...@4ax.com>:


>
>> Well, it's no wonder why: if Tim Tams are as good as
>> they're advertised to be, they bloody well better
>> be illegal!
>>

>> ObQuote:


>> Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or
>> fattening.
>> --Anonymous
>
>________________________________
>
>You will before long discover what is called online the Tim Tam Slam
>(but most of us know it as the Tim Tam Orgasm.)

Kevin Lomax: (Keanu Reeves)
What about love?

John Milton: (Al Pacino)
Overrated. Biochemically, no different than
eating large quantities of chocolate.

--Dialogue from the film _The Devil's Advocate_ [1997];
written by Andrew Neiderman, screenplay by Jonathan
Lemkin and Tony Gilroy

--
Steve

Sheila Dundee

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Nov 25, 2008, 11:33:22 PM11/25/08
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David C Kifer wrote:
>> Comment: I have friends who send packages overseas regularly. Tim Tams
>> never get through Customs in Asia. We believe they have bloody Tim Tam
>> sniffing dogs!
>>
>> //Sheila Dundee

>
> I will wait patiently for them to appear at my local store.
_________________________________________________

Remember, insist on the Original flavour!!


...
Did you know that Tim Tams are kosher? It’s true! Believe or not, but
the Aussie icon chocolate biscuit is one of Australia’s newest exports
to Israel.

According to Mr Guy Elan, of import-export company Guild Enterprises,
about 700,000 packets of Tim Tams a year have been sold in Israel for
the past four years, at 15 shekels (A$4.70) a pop. “We sell ship them
straight from the Arnotts’ factory in Sydney,” he said. As Mr Elan
explained “many young Israelis come to Australia after finishing their
national service to study or relax, and they have developed a taste for
the Tim Tam and spread the word back in Israel and in the Palestinian
Territories.”

Although originally Guild Enterprises were only able to sell Tim Tams in
non-kosher retail outlets, Mr Elan worked closely with Rabbi Moshe
Gutnick in Sydney to sell into kosher supermarkets and department
stores. According to Mr Elan, this was a major breakthrough. “Non-kosher
outlets only accounted for 15 per cent of Israel’s market. But now that
Tim Tams are kosher we have been able expand our brand all over the
country. And with Israelis being such perfectionists, there’s also
instructions in Hebrew on how to eat them the Australian way – we call
it the Tim Tam suck!” he said.

So do Australia’s trading links with Israel rest with the mighty Tim Tam?
~ Australian Government Austrade website.


--
//Sheila Dundee

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Heidi

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Nov 25, 2008, 11:34:34 PM11/25/08
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SteveMR200 wrote:
> Kevin Lomax: (Keanu Reeves)
> What about love?
>
> John Milton: (Al Pacino)
> Overrated. Biochemically, no different than
> eating large quantities of chocolate.
________________________________________

Uncle Steve, my friend at school asked me-
"Why is chocolate better than sex?"

And when I said I didn't know, she said,
"If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind."

Everyone else laughed, but I didn't really get it..

--
//Heidi

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SteveMR200

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Nov 26, 2008, 4:00:02 PM11/26/08
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On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:34:34 GMT, Heidi wrote in message:
<ul4Xk.1048$Et1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:

>On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:00:03 -0800, SteveMR200 wrote in message:
><homni41evg1so4oq6...@4ax.com>:


>
>> Kevin Lomax: (Keanu Reeves)
>> What about love?
>>
>> John Milton: (Al Pacino)
>> Overrated. Biochemically, no different than
>> eating large quantities of chocolate.
>>

>> --Dialogue from the film _The Devil's Advocate_ [1997];
>> written by Andrew Neiderman, screenplay by Jonathan
>> Lemkin and Tony Gilroy

>________________________________________
>
>Uncle Steve, my friend at school asked me-
>"Why is chocolate better than sex?"
>
>And when I said I didn't know, she said,
>"If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind."
>
>Everyone else laughed, but I didn't really get it.

You were probably much too young and innocent to
understand such things, Heidi.

ObQuote:
Through our own recovered innocence we discern the
innocence of our neighbors.
--Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
_Walden_ [1854], "Spring"

--
Steve

Heidi

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Nov 27, 2008, 5:31:30 PM11/27/08
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SteveMR200 wrote:
>> Uncle Steve, my friend at school asked me-
>> "Why is chocolate better than sex?"
>>
>> And when I said I didn't know, she said,
>> "If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind."
>>
>> Everyone else laughed, but I didn't really get it.
>
> You were probably much too young and innocent to
> understand such things, Heidi.
___________________________________

Well I have discovered something almost as wonderful as Tim Tams, Uncle
Steve! Mummy bought sugar and cinnamon coated pecans and she hid them
in the pantry ready for Christmas. But I FOUND them!!

...
No man in the world has more courage than the man
who can stop after eating one peanut.
~ Channing Pollock 1880-1946


Where to buy the yummy pecans: http://www.bcl.com.au/shop/stahmann-farms.htm


--
//Heidi


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SteveMR200

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Nov 28, 2008, 7:00:02 PM11/28/08
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On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 22:31:30 GMT, Heidi wrote in message:
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>No man in the world has more courage than the man
>who can stop after eating one peanut.
>~ Channing Pollock 1880-1946

And no man in the world has more self-discipline than
the man who can stop after eating just one Lay's
potato chip! :-)

ObQuote:
"Bet you can't eat just one."
--Lay's potato chip slogan, circa 1961

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/778340/potato_chips_i_bet_you_cant_just_eat_one/

--
Steve

Paul Bartram

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Nov 29, 2008, 12:50:12 AM11/29/08
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"Heidi" <HEID...@XCAPSbigpond.net.au> wrote

> No man in the world has more courage than the man
> who can stop after eating one peanut.
> ~ Channing Pollock 1880-1946

"Once You Pop, You Just Can't Stop!"
~ Advertising slogan for Pringle's Stacked Chips
http://www.pringles.com.au/content/default.asp

Paul


Betty

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Nov 29, 2008, 1:59:47 AM11/29/08
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SteveMR200 wrote:
> And no man in the world has more self-discipline than
> the man who can stop after eating just one Lay's
> potato chip! :-)
_______________________________________

Banana mashed up on white sliced bread, and crisps, and then pressed
with your hands.
~James Martin, chef and author of Easy British Food recalling a
favourite childhood feast in The Guardian (January 11, 2006)

It's still carbohydrate, fat and salt, and eating them won't do anybody
any good.
~ Jay Rayner, restaurant critic, The Observer.

--
//Betty xx
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Winsome P.E. Jones

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Nov 29, 2008, 2:00:38 AM11/29/08
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Paul Bartram wrote:
> "Once You Pop, You Just Can't Stop!"
> ~ Advertising slogan for Pringle's Stacked Chips
> http://www.pringles.com.au/content/default.asp
__________________________________________

... I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls ...
but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up a big old truck
of potatoes arrived ... but Pringles is a laid back company, they said
"cut them up" ...
~Mitch Hedberg 1968 -2005

Aside: Thinking of 'once you pop you can't stop ', Hedberg died from
"multiple drug toxicity".

And the inventer of the Pringles can Fredric J. Baur died on May 4,
2008. Baur's children honored his request to bury him in one of the cans
by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringles container in his
grave. [wiki]

--
//Winsome P.E. Jones

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SteveMR200

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On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:34:34 GMT, Heidi wrote in message:
<ul4Xk.1048$Et1...@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:

>On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:00:03 -0800, SteveMR200 wrote in message:
><homni41evg1so4oq6...@4ax.com>:


>
>> Kevin Lomax: (Keanu Reeves)
>> What about love?
>>
>> John Milton: (Al Pacino)
>> Overrated. Biochemically, no different than
>> eating large quantities of chocolate.
>>

>> --Dialogue from the film _The Devil's Advocate_ [1997];
>> written by Andrew Neiderman, screenplay by Jonathan
>> Lemkin and Tony Gilroy

>________________________________________
>
>Uncle Steve, my friend at school asked me-
>"Why is chocolate better than sex?"

As regards the fast, I think our present outlook
might be like that of a small boy who, on being
told that the sexual act was the highest bodily
pleasure, should immediately ask whether you ate
chocolates at the same time.

On receiving the answer "No," he might regard
absence of chocolates as the chief characteristic
of sexuality. In vain would you tell him that the
reason why lovers in their carnal raptures don't
bother about chocolates is that they have something
better to think of. The boy knows chocolate: he
does not know the positive thing that excludes it.

We are in the same position. We know the sexual
life; we do not know, except in glimpses, the other
thing which, in Heaven, will leave no room for it.
Hence, where fullness awaits us, we anticipate
fasting.
--C. S. Lewis (1898-1963)
_Miracles_ [1960]

--
Steve

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