Punkgirl26 <Punkg...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
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> Hey all you punkin' homies , I'm bored
Come to my house, we'll have SEX and play all the STAR WARS video games for
the SUPER NINTENDO.
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>Brandon Smith <Kreeper81> <bran...@pacifier.com> wrote in article
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>> That's some good foreplay. Get her in the mood for some Jawa
>> zappin! Utinni!
>>
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>> "Thou shalt not commit adulthood."
>> -Descendents
>> AOL I.M. - Kreeper81
>> ICQ: 16384043
>
>Yeah, she needs to learn how take proper care of my "lightsaber", huh,
>huhuhuh, huhuh.
But you melted like butter last time I whispered that in your ear and
then breathed heavily on your neck...
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Satan Stole My Teddybear
http://www.chedsey.com
WTF? Heh Heh......punkin' homies. I'm gonna call the gay little mall punks
that the next time I see them.
m.
http://surf.to/commercial-suicide
"Maybe if I put a bullet in my brain, they'd remember me like Kurt
Cobain." - Residents
"I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're
cute, or maybe
you're beautiful... there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE
THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out" - FZ
John Chedsey wrote:
courtney wrote:
>
>
>
> Punkgirl26 wrote:
>
> > Hey all you punkin' homies , I'm bored
> > --
> >
>
> if you care about yerself at all, you will never reffer to any of us
> as "punkin' homies" ever again -danger
But you melted like butter last time I whispered that in your ear and
oh, but that was you, and the sweet seductive sound of your voice caught me by suprise, and your hand caressing my cheek made me quiver with pleasure. This was an entirely different scenario. Please whisper it to me again, to prove you weren't playing with my emotions when you called me a "punkin' homey".-danger
Oh, but I have much bigger things in mind that just saying that over
again...it will involve some candles, some soft quiet "gentlemanly"
music, and a few select phrases just for you...
I'm sticking to my seat with anticipation.....hmmmm....i crossed the line....lets just say, I can't wait...ahhh what kind of phrases? how about "ohhh....baby....think about a nice bowl of mashed potatos?" ::drools::
-danger
I'm going to have to find a way to pry you from that seat. There's a
line in the sand. Make a stand? "I really do need that fabric
softener..."
ohh I have no idea what you meant by that, but i suppose it still sounds
cool....-danger
> > > I'm sticking to my seat with anticipation.....hmmmm....i crossed
> > the
> > > line....lets just say, I can't wait...ahhh what kind of phrases?
> > how
> > > about "ohhh....baby....think about a nice bowl of mashed potatos?"
> >
> > > ::drools::
> >
> > I'm going to have to find a way to pry you from that seat. There's
> > a
> > line in the sand. Make a stand? "I really do need that fabric
> > softener..."
> >
> > ========================
> >
>
> ohh I have no idea what you meant by that, but i suppose it still
> sounds cool....
I'm kinda hurt by that. I though we had a special bond that erased all
the confusion between us.
::sob::
(dramatic tone) I'm sorry, I just, ::sigh::, have all these walls built
up...of course I don't expect you to understand, just empathize. I'm sorry
if I don't understand everyhting about you! but you see, it's not all my
fault, we can't completely understand anyone, we just ahve to go! Go and
face the day....::sigh:: but I am sorry, I am, just hug me once more, and
I'll leave, just once more, so I can remember....-danger
courtney wrote in message <36608577...@paonline.com>...
> (dramatic tone) I'm sorry, I just, ::sigh::, have all these walls
> built up...of course I don't expect you to understand, just empathize.
> I'm sorry if I don't understand everyhting about you! but you see,
> it's not all my fault, we can't completely understand anyone, we just
> ahve to go! Go and face the day....::sigh:: but I am sorry, I am, just
> hug me once more, and I'll leave, just once more, so I can
> remember....-
I'll get the Better Memories in 12 Days video tapes ready. And a hot
mug of cocoa with lots of whipped cream
John Chedsey wrote:
Courtney wrote:> (dramatic tone) I'm sorry, I just, ::sigh::, have all these walls
> built up...of course I don't expect you to understand, just empathize.
> I'm sorry if I don't understand everyhting about you! but you see,
> it's not all my fault, we can't completely understand anyone, we just
> ahve to go! Go and face the day....::sigh:: but I am sorry, I am, just
> hug me once more, and I'll leave, just once more, so I can
> remember....-I'll get the Better Memories in 12 Days video tapes ready. And a hot
mug of cocoa with lots of whipped cream
Sounds like a plan, can you make a roaring fire too...maybe even some beers...just
to loosen inhabitions...ya know....I'm glad we worked this out...i don't
know what I would've done....-danger
> > I'll get the Better Memories in 12 Days video tapes ready. And a
> > hot
> > mug of cocoa with lots of whipped cream
> >
> >
>
> Sounds like a plan, can you make a roaring fire too...maybe even some
> beers...just to loosen inhabitions...ya know....I'm glad we worked
> this out...i don't know what I would've done....-danger
I was standing on the top of the building with an anvil chained around
my neck...glad we worked this out also, too.
John Chedsey wrote:
courtney wrote:> > I'll get the Better Memories in 12 Days video tapes ready. And a
> > hot
> > mug of cocoa with lots of whipped cream
> >
> >
>
> Sounds like a plan, can you make a roaring fire too...maybe even some
> beers...just to loosen inhabitions...ya know....I'm glad we worked
> this out...i don't know what I would've done....-dangerI was standing on the top of the building with an anvil chained around
my neck...glad we worked this out also, too.
EEP!...well thats okay....i drank a bottle of draino...fortunately all
that liquor I've drank ruined my stomach and nothing happened....so i guess
it doesn't matter to me....ummm....and i don't think it would've mattered
if you had jumped, cosidering the anvil weighed 2 pounds and the building
was a dog house....hmmm......ahhh well....its the thought that counts?-danger
> > I was standing on the top of the building with an anvil chained
> > around
> > my neck...glad we worked this out also, too.
> >
> >
>
> EEP!...well thats okay....i drank a bottle of draino...fortunately all
> that liquor I've drank ruined my stomach and nothing happened....so i
> guess it doesn't matter to me....ummm....and i don't think it would've
> mattered if you had jumped, cosidering the anvil weighed 2 pounds and
> the building was a dog house....hmmm......ahhh well....its the thought
> that counts?-danger
Precisely what I think. Well, I think.
I think, therefore I think I am...I think. What do you think?
John Chedsey wrote:
> courtney wrote:
>
> > > I was standing on the top of the building with an anvil chained
> > > around
> > > my neck...glad we worked this out also, too.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > EEP!...well thats okay....i drank a bottle of draino...fortunately all
> > that liquor I've drank ruined my stomach and nothing happened....so i
> > guess it doesn't matter to me....ummm....and i don't think it would've
> > mattered if you had jumped, cosidering the anvil weighed 2 pounds and
> > the building was a dog house....hmmm......ahhh well....its the thought
> > that counts?-danger
>
> Precisely what I think. Well, I think.
>
> I think, therefore I think I am...I think. What do you think?
>
well, we still don't understand eachother...i don't think this is going to
work out....
-danger
So much for the Danger for Dummies book I got yesterday. I'm tying that
anvil back around my neck
OH NO! No me gusta...you were supposed to get the Understanding Danger
for Dummies book...well it's okay, that outline you sent me analizing yer
self didn't help me at all....and all those references you felt were neccesary
to send were all phony...whats the deal? Okay fine, here's the deal, you
keep the anvil, and I'll keep the bottle of draino, and next time we talk
or see eachother, if we don't think it's working out..we kill the other...okay?
cool beans..-danger
> OH NO! No me gusta...you were supposed to get the Understanding Danger
> for Dummies book...well it's okay, that outline you sent me analizing
> yer self didn't help me at all....and all those references you felt
> were neccesary to send were all phony...whats the deal? Okay fine,
> here's the deal, you keep the anvil, and I'll keep the bottle of
> draino, and next time we talk or see eachother, if we don't think it's
> working out..we kill the other...okay? cool beans..-danger
Phony? HA! They were invented in heiroglyphics. All real, different
reality. And they were all dedicated to you!
::sob::
But my door is always open for your senseless violence.
John Chedsey wrote:
ahhh, senseless violence....::sigh:: ahh is that what love is these days?
Well then okay...Look out, I'm comming in, and if you don't like it then oh
well.....
Thanx for dedicating them to me....it's better than giving me a severed head
for Christmas...btw...what ar eyou getting me for christmas? If it's a
bottle of draino, then I'm going to be mighty unhappy....
-danger
I would be more sympathetic if you'd just stop aiming the brick for my
head...
> Well then okay...Look out, I'm comming in, and if you don't like it then oh
> well.....
I'll love it! I'll start baking things right away so the house smells
nice.
> Thanx for dedicating them to me....it's better than giving me a severed head
> for Christmas...btw...what ar eyou getting me for christmas? If it's a
> bottle of draino, then I'm going to be mighty unhappy....
Santa is still checking to see if you're a good girl or not...plus we
can't give all our secrets away...
Aren't I always a good girl? anyways....fine....who is "we"?-danger
> > Santa is still checking to see if you're a good girl or not...plus
> > we
> > can't give all our secrets away...
> >
> >
>
> Aren't I always a good girl? anyways....fine....who is "we"?-danger
"Good" has yet to be determined, though I'm pulling in that favor.
"We" refers to the committee myself & my stuffed tiger formed for this
sort of thing.