I'm on vacation!
Andrew @ Rockface
Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire. It's my wife's 40th so
this is sort of a bithday present and vacation in one.
Spending Tomorrow sleeping then leaving at 9pm. Six hour drive to Dover, 1
hour Seacat crossing to Calais, and another six hour drive down through
France for two weeks of soleil, vin and baguettes.
So long suckers!
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go go goblin!
> Well, after 19 years of having no real holiday (apart from a week in
> Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire. It's my wife's 40th so
> this is sort of a bithday present and vacation in one.
>
> Spending Tomorrow sleeping then leaving at 9pm. Six hour drive to Dover, 1
> hour Seacat crossing to Calais, and another six hour drive down through
> France for two weeks of soleil, vin and baguettes.
>
> So long suckers!
>
>
have fun!
don't let the Frenchmen bite!
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stacey
> Well, after 19 years of having no real holiday (apart from a week in
> Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire. It's my wife's 40th so
> this is sort of a bithday present and vacation in one.
>
> Spending Tomorrow sleeping then leaving at 9pm. Six hour drive to Dover, 1
> hour Seacat crossing to Calais, and another six hour drive down through
> France for two weeks of soleil, vin and baguettes.
>
> So long suckers!
>
Dan and I are leaving for vacation in about a week. Going to South
Dakota/Wyoming-- Badlands, Black Hills, Mt. Rushmore, Devils Tower, Wall
Drug, all that good stuff. I'm really excited; not only have I never
been to any of those places, but I haven't been on a real vacation for
about 10 years. I'm looking forward to the free ice water, the
piano-playing singing gorilla, and buffalo burgers at Wall Drug.
The presidential wax museum might be fun, too. Anyone else get to take a
summer getaway this year?
stacey
the kraken
waters of alt.punk, i happened upon the crew of stacey
<sta...@prairienet.org>:
> [...] and buffalo burgers at Wall Drug.
Does this have any connection with the fabled beefalo??
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>Going to South
>Dakota/Wyoming-- Badlands
I've been to the Badlands in San Francisco and got a good reaming...oh
wait. That's not what you're talking about, right?
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Dav
<and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>Well, after 19 years of having no real holiday (apart from a week in
>Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire. It's my wife's 40th so
>this is sort of a bithday present and vacation in one.
>
>Spending Tomorrow sleeping then leaving at 9pm. Six hour drive to Dover, 1
>hour Seacat crossing to Calais, and another six hour drive down through
>France for two weeks of soleil, vin and baguettes.
>
>So long suckers!
I'll be expecting a full report on the state of those 'dirty' French
showers. The Avrilution will accept nothing less. :)
--
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- Avril Lavigne (upon being pelted with coins onstage)
Mike
> Dan and I are leaving for vacation in about a week. Going to South
> Dakota/Wyoming-- Badlands, Black Hills, Mt. Rushmore, Devils Tower, Wall
> Drug, all that good stuff. I'm really excited; not only have I never
> been to any of those places, but I haven't been on a real vacation for
> about 10 years. I'm looking forward to the free ice water, the
> piano-playing singing gorilla, and buffalo burgers at Wall Drug.
> The presidential wax museum might be fun, too. Anyone else get to take a
> summer getaway this year?
>
>
> stacey
>
>
I went to Chicago last month. Saw an epic USA-Poland soccer match at
Soldier Field. It might as well have been in Krakow. I enjoyed arguing
with Polish soccer hooligans. The game was a 1-1 tie, but damn.. when
the Polish scored to take a 1-0 lead it was like they won WWIII. I NEVER
heard a roar like that before at ANY sporting event.
--
Mike
Youngstown, OH
Andrew @ Rockface
> On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 09:58:27 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Well, after 19 years of having no real holiday (apart from a week in
>> Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire. It's my wife's
>> 40th so this is sort of a bithday present and vacation in one.
>>
>> Spending Tomorrow sleeping then leaving at 9pm. Six hour drive to
>> Dover, 1 hour Seacat crossing to Calais, and another six hour drive
>> down through France for two weeks of soleil, vin and baguettes.
>>
>> So long suckers!
>
> I'll be expecting a full report on the state of those 'dirty' French
> showers. The Avrilution will accept nothing less. :)
Ok, here we go. All the way along the French motorways there are rest stops
with toilet and shower facilities - can we say the same? All very clean.
Some of the toilets (those nasty squat bogs) were a bit wet but so is every
mens urinal I've ever visited. The streets were very clean. No smelly
armpits except for fat blokes in england football shirts.
Afraid the avilution failed.
Dav
<and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>Dav wrote:
>> On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 09:58:27 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
>> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> Well, after 19 years of having no real holiday (apart from a week in
>>> Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire. It's my wife's
>>> 40th so this is sort of a bithday present and vacation in one.
>>>
>>> Spending Tomorrow sleeping then leaving at 9pm. Six hour drive to
>>> Dover, 1 hour Seacat crossing to Calais, and another six hour drive
>>> down through France for two weeks of soleil, vin and baguettes.
>>>
>>> So long suckers!
>>
>> I'll be expecting a full report on the state of those 'dirty' French
>> showers. The Avrilution will accept nothing less. :)
>
>Ok, here we go. All the way along the French motorways there are rest stops
>with toilet and shower facilities - can we say the same? All very clean.
>Some of the toilets (those nasty squat bogs) were a bit wet but so is every
>mens urinal I've ever visited. The streets were very clean. No smelly
>armpits except for fat blokes in england football shirts.
>
>Afraid the avilution failed.
Squat bogs? I was told that they were just an urban myth. Seems that
Av might have a point... ;)
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Andrew @ Rockface
They tend to be more prevalent in certain areas than others.
When you think about it they could be more hygenic than normal sit-down
types. After all no part of you is touching the toilet. Also much easier to
clean - you just hose them down. Not my fav toilet type though.
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Dav
<and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>They tend to be more prevalent in certain areas than others.
>
>When you think about it they could be more hygenic than normal sit-down
>types. After all no part of you is touching the toilet. Also much easier to
>clean - you just hose them down. Not my fav toilet type though.
You also run the risk of dropping a nice fresh turd into your pants,
or filling them with piss - especially after a few shandies. I imagine
that they also suffer from 'dirty bastard shitting the place up before
you' syndrome to a much greater extent than regular bogs...
--
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- Avril Lavigne (upon being pelted with coins onstage)
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Andrew @ Rockface
> On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 08:06:03 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> They tend to be more prevalent in certain areas than others.
>>
>> When you think about it they could be more hygenic than normal
>> sit-down types. After all no part of you is touching the toilet.
>> Also much easier to clean - you just hose them down. Not my fav
>> toilet type though.
>
> You also run the risk of dropping a nice fresh turd into your pants,
> or filling them with piss - especially after a few shandies. I imagine
> that they also suffer from 'dirty bastard shitting the place up before
> you' syndrome to a much greater extent than regular bogs...
True. Though I have never shat in a public bog, let alone a squating bog. As
for pissing I did it standing up. My girls didn't like it though.
I have however been in some really, really grim british toilets - no cubicle
doors, floor covered in piss, shit on the seats, no paper. Crappy (excuse
the pun) toilets are everywhere -
http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lavvy.htm.
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Bobo Bonobo?
> Well, after 19 years of having no real holiday (apart from a week in
> Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire.
This is my last day until the 14th. Going out to do the naked thing.
The weather is going to be perfect. My 2 year old is going to get to
go skinny-dipping!
>
> So long suckers!
--Bryan
Dav
<and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>Dav wrote:
>> On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 08:06:03 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
>> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> They tend to be more prevalent in certain areas than others.
>>>
>>> When you think about it they could be more hygenic than normal
>>> sit-down types. After all no part of you is touching the toilet.
>>> Also much easier to clean - you just hose them down. Not my fav
>>> toilet type though.
>>
>> You also run the risk of dropping a nice fresh turd into your pants,
>> or filling them with piss - especially after a few shandies. I imagine
>> that they also suffer from 'dirty bastard shitting the place up before
>> you' syndrome to a much greater extent than regular bogs...
>
>True. Though I have never shat in a public bog, let alone a squating bog. As
>for pissing I did it standing up. My girls didn't like it though.
Most women squat above the toilet seat to piss anyway, don't they?
>I have however been in some really, really grim british toilets - no cubicle
>doors, floor covered in piss, shit on the seats, no paper. Crappy (excuse
>the pun) toilets are everywhere -
>http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lavvy.htm.
Worst toilet I ever saw was at York railway station - someone had
managed to spray liquishit all over the floor, toilet seat, cistern
and about 5 feet (!) up the wall behind - I'm still not sure how they
managed to do this. There was a big pool of vomit on the floor/toilet
pan and a discarded pair of shitty underpants too.
Also been in a few conveniences and found turds in the urinals and
sinks - during my brief period of study at Durham university, we
actually got an internal email asking us if anyone knew who kept doing
it.... :)
Perhaps my most disturbing toilet related experience happened just the
last weekend. I was having a meal in a pub with my auntie and uncle
for their wedding anniversary when nature called. Entering the gents,
I came face to face with a guy casually standing in the corner having
a wank. My presence did not deter him one bit.
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Andrew @ Rockface
> "Andrew @ Rockface" <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote in message
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>> Well, after 19 years of having no real holiday (apart from a week in
>> Suffolk) the Rockface family are hitting the Loire.
>
> This is my last day until the 14th. Going out to do the naked thing.
Shiver! I'm going to have that at the back of my mind all day now - thanks a
lot!
> The weather is going to be perfect. My 2 year old is going to get to
> go skinny-dipping!
>>
>> So long suckers!
>
> --Bryan
Have fun Bryan.
Andrew @ Rockface
> On Thu, 2 Sep 2004 09:43:11 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Dav wrote:
>>> On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 08:06:03 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
>>> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> They tend to be more prevalent in certain areas than others.
>>>>
>>>> When you think about it they could be more hygenic than normal
>>>> sit-down types. After all no part of you is touching the toilet.
>>>> Also much easier to clean - you just hose them down. Not my fav
>>>> toilet type though.
>>>
>>> You also run the risk of dropping a nice fresh turd into your pants,
>>> or filling them with piss - especially after a few shandies. I
>>> imagine that they also suffer from 'dirty bastard shitting the
>>> place up before you' syndrome to a much greater extent than regular
>>> bogs...
>>
>> True. Though I have never shat in a public bog, let alone a squating
>> bog. As for pissing I did it standing up. My girls didn't like it
>> though.
>
> Most women squat above the toilet seat to piss anyway, don't they?
Don't know, don't want to know.
>> I have however been in some really, really grim british toilets - no
>> cubicle doors, floor covered in piss, shit on the seats, no paper.
>> Crappy (excuse the pun) toilets are everywhere -
>> http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lavvy.htm.
>
> Worst toilet I ever saw was at York railway station - someone had
> managed to spray liquishit all over the floor, toilet seat, cistern
> and about 5 feet (!) up the wall behind - I'm still not sure how they
I've seen this before. How the fuck do they do it?
> managed to do this. There was a big pool of vomit on the floor/toilet
> pan and a discarded pair of shitty underpants too.
Pants in the toilet I understand, pants, shoes, etc on a motorway - how?
> Also been in a few conveniences and found turds in the urinals and
> sinks - during my brief period of study at Durham university, we
> actually got an internal email asking us if anyone knew who kept doing
> it.... :)
When living in a bedsit in Portsmouth I used to piss into a three litre
bottle 'cause the bog what so bad.
> Perhaps my most disturbing toilet related experience happened just the
> last weekend. I was having a meal in a pub with my auntie and uncle
> for their wedding anniversary when nature called. Entering the gents,
> I came face to face with a guy casually standing in the corner having
> a wank. My presence did not deter him one bit.
Ewww! I remember my first day at college I saw someone shooting up in the
toilet - seeing that blood drawn up into the syringe is not nice first thing
in the morning.
--
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Joanie
"Andrew @ Rockface" <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> writes:
> Dav wrote:
> > On Thu, 2 Sep 2004 09:43:11 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
> > <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> Dav wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 08:06:03 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
> >>> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> They tend to be more prevalent in certain areas than others.
> >>>>
> >>>> When you think about it they could be more hygenic than normal
> >>>> sit-down types. After all no part of you is touching the toilet.
> >>>> Also much easier to clean - you just hose them down. Not my fav
> >>>> toilet type though.
> >>>
> >>> You also run the risk of dropping a nice fresh turd into your pants,
> >>> or filling them with piss - especially after a few shandies. I
> >>> imagine that they also suffer from 'dirty bastard shitting the
> >>> place up before you' syndrome to a much greater extent than regular
> >>> bogs...
> >>
I'm glad to say I've never experienced anything so nasty in public
restrooms. This all sounds very Trainspotting.
And personally, if I'm worried about the seat, I put toilet paper
on it, not usually a squatter. I remember one time when I was in
the hospital and my roommate was able to give a urine sample by
squatting next to the bed and getting it right into the cup. My
aim isn't that good.
Joanie
Andrew @ Rockface
Thats 'cause you lucky buggers of the opposite sex get things like cubicles,
doors, pot plants, comfy chairs and possibly your own personal slaves in
your toilets!
> And personally, if I'm worried about the seat, I put toilet paper
> on it, not usually a squatter. I remember one time when I was in
> the hospital and my roommate was able to give a urine sample by
> squatting next to the bed and getting it right into the cup. My
Peetastic!
> aim isn't that good.
>
>
> Joanie
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Dav
<and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>Dav wrote:
>> On Thu, 2 Sep 2004 09:43:11 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
>> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> Dav wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 08:06:03 +0000 (UTC), "Andrew @ Rockface"
>>>> <and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> They tend to be more prevalent in certain areas than others.
>>>>>
>>>>> When you think about it they could be more hygenic than normal
>>>>> sit-down types. After all no part of you is touching the toilet.
>>>>> Also much easier to clean - you just hose them down. Not my fav
>>>>> toilet type though.
>>>>
>>>> You also run the risk of dropping a nice fresh turd into your pants,
>>>> or filling them with piss - especially after a few shandies. I
>>>> imagine that they also suffer from 'dirty bastard shitting the
>>>> place up before you' syndrome to a much greater extent than regular
>>>> bogs...
>>>
>>> True. Though I have never shat in a public bog, let alone a squating
>>> bog. As for pissing I did it standing up. My girls didn't like it
>>> though.
>>
>> Most women squat above the toilet seat to piss anyway, don't they?
>
>Don't know, don't want to know.
Women don't *still* believe that you can get pregnant/AIDS/crabs from
toilet seats do they?
>
>>> I have however been in some really, really grim british toilets - no
>>> cubicle doors, floor covered in piss, shit on the seats, no paper.
>>> Crappy (excuse the pun) toilets are everywhere -
>>> http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lavvy.htm.
>>
>> Worst toilet I ever saw was at York railway station - someone had
>> managed to spray liquishit all over the floor, toilet seat, cistern
>> and about 5 feet (!) up the wall behind - I'm still not sure how they
>
>I've seen this before. How the fuck do they do it?
Handstand?
Some people are also extremely skilled at vomiting. I remember being
on a bus on which someone had chundered at the back. It was not so
much someone had just put their head down and been sick; it looked
like someone had placed a shotgun in their mouth and pulled the
trigger - except that sweetcorn/carrot/meat/unknown chunks and stomach
acids replaced the brains, blood and skull bits. Seriously, this
bastard had managed to get some of his spew on the fucking ceiling, as
well as coating the walls and most of the back seat.
It smelt so bad that we all had to get on another bus at the station.
>
>> managed to do this. There was a big pool of vomit on the floor/toilet
>> pan and a discarded pair of shitty underpants too.
>
>Pants in the toilet I understand, pants, shoes, etc on a motorway - how?
>
>> Also been in a few conveniences and found turds in the urinals and
>> sinks - during my brief period of study at Durham university, we
>> actually got an internal email asking us if anyone knew who kept doing
>> it.... :)
>
>When living in a bedsit in Portsmouth I used to piss into a three litre
>bottle 'cause the bog what so bad.
Once was drunk as fuck and tried to piss into an empty can of special
brew, not realizing that my bladder was holding way more than 500ml.
The bird I was hoping to get off with that night then chose that
particular moment to walk in to see where I'd got to... :)
Yes, she saw my trousers dripping with piss, piss on my hands, piss
all over the sofa and piss still dribbling from my PorkSword(tm). I
then knocked over the can in shock as I tried to stand up.
In retrospect, I've had better nights.
>> Perhaps my most disturbing toilet related experience happened just the
>> last weekend. I was having a meal in a pub with my auntie and uncle
>> for their wedding anniversary when nature called. Entering the gents,
>> I came face to face with a guy casually standing in the corner having
>> a wank. My presence did not deter him one bit.
>
>Ewww! I remember my first day at college I saw someone shooting up in the
>toilet - seeing that blood drawn up into the syringe is not nice first thing
>in the morning.
Once saw someone in the toilets of a club I used to work in who was
obviously so out of it that he'd forgotten to close the toilet cubicle
door whilst snorting coke off the lid...
--
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- Avril Lavigne (upon being pelted with coins onstage)
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Andrew @ Rockface
Funniest puke moment: My daughter, Freya, got a little travel sick once when
driving from Dartmoor to Cornwall and chucked all over the back of my head
as I was driving! That was pretty horrible.
Biggest puke moment: Went to a Greek restaurant in London and after several
beers, THREE bottles of wine (I know it was this much cause everyone else
was drinking ouzo, which I really hate), a couple of whiskeys and half a leg
of lamb I pebble-dashed our bedroom wall (floor to ceiling). Looked just
like peanut butter.
> It smelt so bad that we all had to get on another bus at the station.
>
>>
>>> managed to do this. There was a big pool of vomit on the
>>> floor/toilet pan and a discarded pair of shitty underpants too.
>>
>> Pants in the toilet I understand, pants, shoes, etc on a motorway -
>> how?
>>
>>> Also been in a few conveniences and found turds in the urinals and
>>> sinks - during my brief period of study at Durham university, we
>>> actually got an internal email asking us if anyone knew who kept
>>> doing it.... :)
>>
>> When living in a bedsit in Portsmouth I used to piss into a three
>> litre bottle 'cause the bog what so bad.
>
> Once was drunk as fuck and tried to piss into an empty can of special
> brew, not realizing that my bladder was holding way more than 500ml.
> The bird I was hoping to get off with that night then chose that
> particular moment to walk in to see where I'd got to... :)
I think everyone has tried this! There's no way I could as I drink so much
water (at least 15 pints a day). When I piss it's at least a pint.
> Yes, she saw my trousers dripping with piss, piss on my hands, piss
> all over the sofa and piss still dribbling from my PorkSword(tm). I
> then knocked over the can in shock as I tried to stand up.
>
> In retrospect, I've had better nights.
>
>>> Perhaps my most disturbing toilet related experience happened just
>>> the last weekend. I was having a meal in a pub with my auntie and
>>> uncle for their wedding anniversary when nature called. Entering
>>> the gents, I came face to face with a guy casually standing in the
>>> corner having a wank. My presence did not deter him one bit.
>>
>> Ewww! I remember my first day at college I saw someone shooting up
>> in the toilet - seeing that blood drawn up into the syringe is not
>> nice first thing in the morning.
>
> Once saw someone in the toilets of a club I used to work in who was
> obviously so out of it that he'd forgotten to close the toilet cubicle
> door whilst snorting coke off the lid...
I'm not too much of a drug lover in my old age (ciggies, wine and damn fine
coffee are pretty much my lot nowadays) but coke is pretty crap. Next in the
crappiness league must be opiated hash - really not fun, especially if you
don't know it's opiated. Most fun - morphine.
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<and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
Funniest puke moment: Chundering in one of my associate's shoes. Then
later hearing another guy sheepishly admit that he had also been sick
in the other one - and him copping the blame for the lot.
Biggest puke moment: Coming home pissed after about 15 pints of lager
and several large whiskeys, then getting one of those 'room spinning'
moments that usually mean that spew is imminent. Somewhere in the
depths of my consciousness, I remembered that drinking lots of water
is a good thing after a heavy drinking session, so I went into the
bathroom and forced down 4 pints of water one after the other. I
immediately unleashed an enormous torrent of watery, boozy spew, with
the best part of a 15-inch pizza and a doner kebab against the
bathroom tiles. I managed to get the followup torrents into the bath,
before somehow falling and banging my head on the toilet, cutting my
head open and knocking myself out. I woke up late the next morning
covered in sick and blood with a bathroom that looked like someone had
slaughtered a cow in it.
>> It smelt so bad that we all had to get on another bus at the station.
>>
>>>
>>>> managed to do this. There was a big pool of vomit on the
>>>> floor/toilet pan and a discarded pair of shitty underpants too.
>>>
>>> Pants in the toilet I understand, pants, shoes, etc on a motorway -
>>> how?
>>>
>>>> Also been in a few conveniences and found turds in the urinals and
>>>> sinks - during my brief period of study at Durham university, we
>>>> actually got an internal email asking us if anyone knew who kept
>>>> doing it.... :)
>>>
>>> When living in a bedsit in Portsmouth I used to piss into a three
>>> litre bottle 'cause the bog what so bad.
>>
>> Once was drunk as fuck and tried to piss into an empty can of special
>> brew, not realizing that my bladder was holding way more than 500ml.
>> The bird I was hoping to get off with that night then chose that
>> particular moment to walk in to see where I'd got to... :)
>
>I think everyone has tried this! There's no way I could as I drink so much
>water (at least 15 pints a day). When I piss it's at least a pint.
Got a taste for Iron Bru at the moment. I drink about 4 litres of the
stuff a day... ;)
>
>> Yes, she saw my trousers dripping with piss, piss on my hands, piss
>> all over the sofa and piss still dribbling from my PorkSword(tm). I
>> then knocked over the can in shock as I tried to stand up.
>>
>> In retrospect, I've had better nights.
>>
>>>> Perhaps my most disturbing toilet related experience happened just
>>>> the last weekend. I was having a meal in a pub with my auntie and
>>>> uncle for their wedding anniversary when nature called. Entering
>>>> the gents, I came face to face with a guy casually standing in the
>>>> corner having a wank. My presence did not deter him one bit.
>>>
>>> Ewww! I remember my first day at college I saw someone shooting up
>>> in the toilet - seeing that blood drawn up into the syringe is not
>>> nice first thing in the morning.
>>
>> Once saw someone in the toilets of a club I used to work in who was
>> obviously so out of it that he'd forgotten to close the toilet cubicle
>> door whilst snorting coke off the lid...
>
>I'm not too much of a drug lover in my old age (ciggies, wine and damn fine
>coffee are pretty much my lot nowadays) but coke is pretty crap. Next in the
>crappiness league must be opiated hash - really not fun, especially if you
>don't know it's opiated. Most fun - morphine.
Cigs, bit of weed when I can get it, benzos (perhaps a bit too often),
barbs and a few shrooms. I kicked the booze because it was really
fucking me up - liver damage and the fucking shakes at 24! Tried coke
once, but it didn't do much for me.
Never tried E or speed - one glance at the guys who use that stuff
regularly is enough to make me *never* want to even look at it...
--
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- Avril Lavigne (upon being pelted with coins onstage)
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Andrew @ Rockface
Pretty good!
>>> It smelt so bad that we all had to get on another bus at the
>>> station.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> managed to do this. There was a big pool of vomit on the
>>>>> floor/toilet pan and a discarded pair of shitty underpants too.
>>>>
>>>> Pants in the toilet I understand, pants, shoes, etc on a motorway -
>>>> how?
>>>>
>>>>> Also been in a few conveniences and found turds in the urinals and
>>>>> sinks - during my brief period of study at Durham university, we
>>>>> actually got an internal email asking us if anyone knew who kept
>>>>> doing it.... :)
>>>>
>>>> When living in a bedsit in Portsmouth I used to piss into a three
>>>> litre bottle 'cause the bog what so bad.
>>>
>>> Once was drunk as fuck and tried to piss into an empty can of
>>> special brew, not realizing that my bladder was holding way more
>>> than 500ml. The bird I was hoping to get off with that night then
>>> chose that particular moment to walk in to see where I'd got to...
>>> :)
>>
>> I think everyone has tried this! There's no way I could as I drink
>> so much water (at least 15 pints a day). When I piss it's at least a
>> pint.
>
> Got a taste for Iron Bru at the moment. I drink about 4 litres of the
> stuff a day... ;)
Bad for your gut - try water; I love the stuff.
>>
>>> Yes, she saw my trousers dripping with piss, piss on my hands, piss
>>> all over the sofa and piss still dribbling from my PorkSword(tm). I
>>> then knocked over the can in shock as I tried to stand up.
>>>
>>> In retrospect, I've had better nights.
>>>
>>>>> Perhaps my most disturbing toilet related experience happened just
>>>>> the last weekend. I was having a meal in a pub with my auntie and
>>>>> uncle for their wedding anniversary when nature called. Entering
>>>>> the gents, I came face to face with a guy casually standing in the
>>>>> corner having a wank. My presence did not deter him one bit.
>>>>
>>>> Ewww! I remember my first day at college I saw someone shooting up
>>>> in the toilet - seeing that blood drawn up into the syringe is not
>>>> nice first thing in the morning.
>>>
>>> Once saw someone in the toilets of a club I used to work in who was
>>> obviously so out of it that he'd forgotten to close the toilet
>>> cubicle door whilst snorting coke off the lid...
>>
>> I'm not too much of a drug lover in my old age (ciggies, wine and
>> damn fine coffee are pretty much my lot nowadays) but coke is pretty
>> crap. Next in the crappiness league must be opiated hash - really
>> not fun, especially if you don't know it's opiated. Most fun -
>> morphine.
>
> Cigs, bit of weed when I can get it, benzos (perhaps a bit too often),
> barbs and a few shrooms. I kicked the booze because it was really
> fucking me up - liver damage and the fucking shakes at 24! Tried coke
> once, but it didn't do much for me.
I saw the pogues on their last tour with shane and puked on a group of
around ten people 'cause I'd had a few joints, some amyl nitrate and several
beers. Good gig though. Don't even drink that much anymore - couple of
glasses of wine in the evening and that's about it. Can't even remember the
last time I was pissed. Pretty addicted to cheese though - cheese is my
chocolate.
> Never tried E or speed - one glance at the guys who use that stuff
> regularly is enough to make me *never* want to even look at it...
Years ago when I was a painter and decorator my boss put some speed in my
coffee - says he'd never seen me work so fast: a whole office primed,
undercoated, two coats of gloss and two coats of emulsion. The paint wasn't
even dry before I was sticking on the next coat!
--
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Dav
<and...@rockface-records.co.uk> wrote:
>> Got a taste for Iron Bru at the moment. I drink about 4 litres of the
>> stuff a day... ;)
>
>Bad for your gut - try water; I love the stuff.
Since giving up the booze, I really do need a glass of something
flavoursome in my hand to counteract the urge to reach for the
whiskey. I've been drinking loads of orange squash and soda too.
>> Cigs, bit of weed when I can get it, benzos (perhaps a bit too often),
>> barbs and a few shrooms. I kicked the booze because it was really
>> fucking me up - liver damage and the fucking shakes at 24! Tried coke
>> once, but it didn't do much for me.
>
>I saw the pogues on their last tour with shane and puked on a group of
>around ten people 'cause I'd had a few joints, some amyl nitrate and several
>beers. Good gig though. Don't even drink that much anymore - couple of
>glasses of wine in the evening and that's about it. Can't even remember the
>last time I was pissed. Pretty addicted to cheese though - cheese is my
>chocolate.
Last time I was in Amsterdam I was stoned to the eyeballs, pissed out
of my skull, still feeling the effect of the shrooms I'd eaten. I
decided to eat a big steak with all the trimmings. Not a good idea -
as my buddy across the table can attest to.
>> Never tried E or speed - one glance at the guys who use that stuff
>> regularly is enough to make me *never* want to even look at it...
>
>Years ago when I was a painter and decorator my boss put some speed in my
>coffee - says he'd never seen me work so fast: a whole office primed,
>undercoated, two coats of gloss and two coats of emulsion. The paint wasn't
>even dry before I was sticking on the next coat!
But was the paint in the right places? :)
--
"Got any fucking pogs, numbnuts?"
- Avril Lavigne (upon being pelted with coins onstage)
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