To all trolls
Cainman
From:
Subject: Re: To all trolls.
Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
"Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
>
>"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in message
>news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
>> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in message
>> news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
>>
>> > STOP talking that way in my group.
>>
>> It belongs to no one.
>>
>>
>
>Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the CABAL.
>
>I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
>
>
>
there is no cabal
That's just what they WANT you to think.
Fascinet
That's right. Everything's wireless, these days.
You Brits sure spell funny.
Fascinet
Spreading Sweetness and Light to the Genetically Inferior
Brian C. Baird
--
Back... With a Vengeance!
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth news:ugav6nt3qt2m42
@corp.supernews.com:
who's they?
--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7
"God told me to skin you alive"
Cainman
"Fascinet" <fasc...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com...
I'm not a Brit. I would surgically remove my own cerebellum before I would
ever be a Brit.
>
Cainman
"ThePsyko" <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> wrote in message
news:Xns922A4D969...@marashouse.org...
You know...
THEM.
ThePsyko
claiming to be spewed forth news:11445536.f6b210.@01240848.10.11.12.13:
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com>:
> the cabal, of course.
>
but there is no cabal
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
well why haven't "them" sent me any beer yet ?
trippy
<Xns922A4D969...@marashouse.org>, said the following tripped
out things....
There is no they.
--
Trippy
tri...@XspamblockXthetrippy.com
You're different, and that's bad.
Doobie Doobie Doo
Rick Swartz
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com>:
> the cabal, of course.
TINC. HTH
--
Rick S.
**** Home of the Kent Emporium ****
http://www.swartz.de/kent_emporium
Cainman
That's exactly what you're supposed to think.
Cainman
"Rick Swartz" <ad...@swartz.de> wrote in message
news:1e2a91dd08e02507%d...@swartz.de...
> [ ] spoke thus:
Correct. TINC, they aren't out to get you, and they don't exist for the
sole purpose of
destroying all of mankind through Usenet.
Cainman
Maybe because they don't exist? They're a secret organization, you know.
If they sent you beer, then they wouldn't be as secret anymore.
Fascinet
> Stop eating our children!
Stop leaving your daughters on the bridge.
Fascinet
You must have been a very dexterous zygote.
Fascinet
THEM're giant ants.
Giant ants don't vomit beer, although in a perfect world, they would.
Fascinet
> This dude, "ThePsyko" thep...@itookmyprozac.com, in message
> <Xns922A4D969...@marashouse.org>, said the following tripped
> out things....
> > On 10 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an identity
> > claiming to be Cainman spewed forth news:ugav6nt3qt2m42
> > @corp.supernews.com:
> >
> > >
> > > From:
> > > Subject: Re: To all trolls.
> > > Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
> > >
> > > "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
> > >
> > >>
> > >>"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in message
> > >>news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> > >>> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in message
> > >>> news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
> > >>>
> > >>> > STOP talking that way in my group.
> > >>>
> > >>> It belongs to no one.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>
> > >>Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the CABAL.
> > >>
> > >>I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > > there is no cabal
> > >
> > > That's just what they WANT you to think.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > who's they?
> >
> >
>
> There is no they.
>
That's because they're THEM.
Aren't you reading?
Cainman
What zygote? I auditioned for this job!
Cainman
In a perfect world, the giant ants would enslave us all.
LaManna
>> > >>
>> > >
>> > > You know...
>> > >
>> > > THEM.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> > well why haven't "them" sent me any beer yet ?
>>
>> THEM're giant ants.
>>
I thought THEM were an r'n'b band from Ireland that Van Morrison used to sing
for...
I learn a new thing everyday...
ALTHOUGH, giant ants playing "Gloria" might be kinda cool...
LaManna
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
but I would like them more if they existed and sent me beer
Brian C. Baird
fasc...@my-deja.com says...
> Brian C. Baird <bcb...@nospam.thankyou> wrote in message news:<MPG.176fbf0a...@news-east.teranews.com>...
> > Stop eating our children!
>
> Stop leaving your daughters on the bridge.
>
> Fascinet
I'm just stopping by so you can wash my socks.
trippy
<de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com>, said the following
There is no me.
Fascinet
> In article <de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com>,
> fasc...@my-deja.com says...
> > Brian C. Baird <bcb...@nospam.thankyou> wrote in message news:<MPG.176fbf0a...@news-east.teranews.com>...
> > > Stop eating our children!
> >
> > Stop leaving your daughters on the bridge.
> >
>
I thought they were seasoning.
Fascinet
If you want to world to be a better place, you've got to make it a better place.
It's back to the laboratory with you.
Cainman
This might be true, but if you read Section 6 Subsection A paragraph 4 line
2,901 of their charter,
they don't give a shit about being liked by others.
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
news:1023925476261313268@qwerty...
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
> (blank, of course) (I was trying to deliver a pizza, but this is more
> fun) (anybody like anchovies?)..
I fucking hate anchovies. They give me gas.
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
Nope. And they don't have naked pictures of your sister, either.
Cainman
"trippy" <tri...@spam.sucks> wrote in message
If it helps any, I believe you exist.
Now that motherfucker VANILLA ICE, he's nothing but an anamatronic puppet
created by Jim Henson.
Cainman
So where can I find some giant ants?
>
> It's back to the laboratory with you.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm tired of testing make-up!
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
> on the credit card.
That's because Kent doesn't exist. He's really a robot created by the
CABAL.
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
Not the CABAL. They have naked pictures of your mother.
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
but you look so pretty!!
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
I am the love child of him and Janet Jackson
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
I don't care.. I want free beer dammit
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
I got a train set from an anchovy once.. but I've never seen one driving
a tow truck
Izo Mezzo
I was sitting in my big leather arm chair, watching telly and thinking
I'd like to apologise in advance for this...
Sounds fishy to me!
--
Izo
"Like a nun with a gun - I'm wonderful fun
Laughing all through - just watching you
Seems a very stupid game...
But I don't care"
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
and her goat
ThePsyko
news:1024013424349261130@qwerty:
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> him who? Kermit the Frog?
>
d00d.. hello? like "santa claus" mmkay?
ThePsyko
claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> you don't know where I come from, do you? let me just say that in
> some parts of the world what we do here is okay.
>
you must not be from virginia then
Steve Leyland
post:
> Izo Mezzo <I...@hotmail.com> writ:
> <snippp:new antiDSL protocol>
>>>>>>> You must have been a very dexterous zygote.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What zygote? I auditioned for this job!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> What audition? I just walked in and was handed a script
>>>>> (blank, of course) (I was trying to deliver a pizza, but this is
>>>>> more fun) (anybody like anchovies?)..
>>>>
>>>> I fucking hate anchovies. They give me gas.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I got a train set from an anchovy once.. but I've never seen one
>>> driving a tow truck
>>>
>>
>> I'd like to apologise in advance for this...
>>
>>
>> Sounds fishy to me!
>
> ...and this is why you will never achieve greatness. do not apologise
> if you know it's bad; type it in all cap's.
ALL HAIL NEVER APOLOGIS0RING, FOR IT HACE GRATENESS!!!1!
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#35
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
=^MEOW^=
Never give in. Never. Never. Never. Never. - Sir Winston Leonard
Spencer Churchill
"Any proponent who has any doubt as to if Steve Leyland is here to help
proponents and for the betterment of usenet, or to merely troll and
entice hapless proponents into letting him send controls for groups
that are destined to become spamtraps need only to look at the last
line of Steve's each and every post here in alt.config since May 2,
2002:"
ält.ĒøņfïgŪĐ ïz ņøw trøll øwņęd äņd øþęrätęd.
Brian C. Baird
fasc...@my-deja.com says...
> Brian C. Baird <bcb...@nospam.thankyou> wrote in message news:<MPG.1771d490f...@news-east.teranews.com>...
> > In article <de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com>,
> > fasc...@my-deja.com says...
> > > Brian C. Baird <bcb...@nospam.thankyou> wrote in message news:<MPG.176fbf0a...@news-east.teranews.com>...
> > > > Stop eating our children!
> > >
> > > Stop leaving your daughters on the bridge.
> > >
> > I'm just stopping by so you can wash my socks.
> >
>
> I thought they were seasoning.
>
> Fascinet
Well, I do stuff them with basil for a fresh scent.
ThePsyko
claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> I slept in virginia once, but I understand I can't call her that, now.
>
I heard she changed her name to "flo's truck stop"
ThePsyko
claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
>
>>On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
>>identity claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> have you found your free beer yet? I tracked it down just for you.
>
I appreciate the effort, but I'd rather be tackled and tickled by a
roving band of outlaw ostrichs than wander into a bar where I'm expected
to "swish" IYKWIM
m e o w m i x
i cum in a virgina once. oh that says virginia, boy does being dyslexic suck at times.
--
meowmix
mhm xvi x iii
Jellical Cats are Black and white,
Jellical Cats are rather small;
Jellical Cats are merry and bright,
And pleasant to hear when they caterwaul.
-T S Elliot, The Song of the Jellicles
meow
trippy
<ugi1q1i...@corp.supernews.com>, said the following tripped out
trole
>
> Now that motherfucker VANILLA ICE, he's nothing but an anamatronic puppet
> created by Jim Henson.
Ooooh...dubel trole
ThePsyko
claiming to be m e o w m i x spewed forth
news:0qtkgu89qet1lqfgi...@4ax.com:
Ummm... if you're sucking cum (from ANYWHERE), I think I'd rather not
know about it...
ThePsyko
claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> that's her sister, from Florida. too far east.
"too far east" ? WTF? lemme guess, she has a sister "moon unit"?
ThePsyko
claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> I have just Got to do this; maybe it's the beer. from The Degenerate's
> Dictionary:
>
> Halmstad Hook: Named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently
> happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk up her rear, you
> suck he sauce out. What is in your mouth is known as "swedish
> cheese". To finish the hook, you transfer the cheese to her mouth
> with a deep french kiss.
>
> I'll post the whole dictionary next time I'm ripped, if anybody wants.
>
sounds like another level of the "rainbow kiss"...
ThePsyko
claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> are you thinking of "felching", where you suck it out and then are on
> your own what to do with it?
>
> I've switched to 151 Bacardi with Dr Pepper. I'll be asleep soon.
>
no.. "rainbow kiss"... can't remember the url to the description but in
a nutshell - you go down on her while she's on her period and she goes
down on you to completion then you kiss and swap fluids...
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
It means no tip, and in fact YOU owe THEM money. Six shillings, please.
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
I'm assuming it's someplace dirty and sinful. At least, that's what it says
in the file the CABAL has on you (I know a CABAL member on the inside, I can
get these sort of things if I want).
> let me just say that in
> some parts of the world what we do here is okay.
Ah. So you're in Detroit then?
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
Bitch gave me crabs but she makes a MEAN waffles and toast.
Cainman
Perhaps, but does she have any naked pictures?
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> Dictionary:
>
> Halmstad Hook: Named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently
> happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk up her rear, you
> suck he sauce out. What is in your mouth is known as "swedish
> cheese". To finish the hook, you transfer the cheese to her mouth
> with a deep french kiss.
>
> I'll post the whole dictionary next time I'm ripped, if anybody wants.
Yes please do. I will pay you twelve quataloos and a dead bug if you do.
Cainman
That's just what they WANT you to think. You're a mindless drone and you
don't even realize it!
Cainman
Impossible. Muppets have no genitalia.
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
can you get mine? I/m sure it says things like
"fuckhead"
"dick"
"lAAma"
>
>
>
>> let me just say that in
>> some parts of the world what we do here is okay.
>
> Ah. So you're in Detroit then?
>
>
>
--
Cainman
Santa Claus is dead, fatally wounded after being shot through the lungs last
Christmas with a .22 calibur rifle at close range.
That's what happens when you keep breaking into peoples' houses, eventually
the dice will catch up with you...
Easter Bunny is subbing for him until a suitable replacement can be found.
-a
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
But can you find your car keys in the couch cushions? Only a REAL man can
do THAT.
Cainman
Is Tuesday okay for you?
Cainman
> On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an identity
> claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
> >> On 12 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
> >> identity claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
> >> >> On 11 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
> >> >> identity claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
> >> >> >> On 10 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
> >> >> >> identity claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
> >> >> >> news:ugav6nt3qt2m42 @corp.supernews.com:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > From:
> >> >> >> > Subject: Re: To all trolls.
> >> >> >> > Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >>news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> >> >> >> >>> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >>> news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> > STOP talking that way in my group.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>> It belongs to no one.
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the CABAL.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > there is no cabal
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > That's just what they WANT you to think.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> who's they?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > THEM.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> well why haven't "them" sent me any beer yet ?
> >> >
> >> > know. If they sent you beer, then they wouldn't be as secret
> >> > anymore.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> but I would like them more if they existed and sent me beer
> >
> > This might be true, but if you read Section 6 Subsection A paragraph 4
> > line 2,901 of their charter,
> > they don't give a shit about being liked by others.
> >
> >
>
> I don't care.. I want free beer dammit
they still don't give a shit
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
seafood toast? yuck!
Cainman
> On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an identity
> news:ugi1nkj...@corp.supernews.com:
>
> >
> > "Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> >> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Fascinet" <fasc...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com...
> >> >> > "Fascinet" <fasc...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com...
> >> >> > > > From:
> >> >> > > > Subject: Re: To all trolls.
> >> >> > > > Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > > "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in message
> >> >> > > > >news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> >> >> > > > >> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in
> >> >> > > > >> message news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
> >> >> > > > >>
> >> >> > > > >> > STOP talking that way in my group.
> >> >> > > > >>
> >> >> > > > >> It belongs to no one.
> >> >> > > > >>
> >> >> > > > >>
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the
> >> >> > > > >CABAL.
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > >
> >> >> > > > there is no cabal
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > > That's just what they WANT you to think.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > You Brits sure spell funny.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > I'm not a Brit. I would surgically remove my own cerebellum
> >> >> > before I
> >> >would
> >> >> > ever be a Brit.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> You must have been a very dexterous zygote.
> >> >
> >> >What zygote? I auditioned for this job!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> What audition? I just walked in and was handed a script
> >> (blank, of course) (I was trying to deliver a pizza, but this is more
> >> fun) (anybody like anchovies?)..
> >
> > I fucking hate anchovies. They give me gas.
> >
>
> a tow truck
I saw one drive a bus once. Funniest damn thing you ever saw, especially
after he drove it into a tree, killing all 54 passengers on board. I
laughed for days!
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
apparently, but they are only of her cat :(
Cainman
> On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an identity
> news:ugi9gi3...@corp.supernews.com:
and the goat's sister
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
I beg your pardon? I was just told to tell you that I am *not* a drone!!
Cainman
"trippy" <tri...@spam.sucks> wrote in message
Ice, ice baby!
Cainman
Actually I think it says "pedophile," "horse raper," "ballet dancer," &
"serial killer," but I'll double-check for you since you asked so nicely.
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
Actually no - I'm auditioning 6 legged dogs that day... how does Friday
look for you?
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
who's they?
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
ahhh... well as long as they got the "horse raper" in there Im' happy
with it... thanks
Cainman
Hey! Don't knock it till you try it. It's good with honey and a little bit
of cinnamon.
Cainman
Is it a sexy cat?
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
you didn't happen to catch it on video did you?
joey
________________________________________
"i sold my soul for punk rock, and now i want a refund"
cadre rock!
http://cadre.iuma.com
m e o w m i x
>On 14 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an identity
>claiming to be m e o w m i x spewed forth
>news:0qtkgu89qet1lqfgi...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 14 Jun 2002 02:21:39 GMT, ThePsyko
>> <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
>>>identity claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
>>>news:1024012663348500667@qwerty:
>>>
>>>> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
>>>>>news:1024001348337185757@qwerty...
>>>>>> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
>>>>>> >news:1023925655261492426@qwerty...
>>>>>> >> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >"Rick Swartz" <ad...@swartz.de> wrote in message
>>>>>> >> >news:1e2a91dd08e02507%d...@swartz.de...
>>>>>> >> >> [ ] spoke thus:
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> > ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com>:
>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >>On 10 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as
>>>>>> >> >> >>alt.punk, an
>>>>>> >identity
>>>>>> >> >> >>claiming to be Cainman spewed forth news:ugav6nt3qt2m42
>>>>>> >> >> >>@corp.supernews.com:
>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>> From:
>>>>>> >> >> >>> Subject: Re: To all trolls.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
>>>>>> >> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
>>>>>> >> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>message news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>> message news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>> > STOP talking that way in my group.
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>> It belongs to no one.
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>CABAL.
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>> there is no cabal
>>>>>> >> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>> That's just what they WANT you to think.
>>>>>> >> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >>who's they?
>>>>>> >> >> > the cabal, of course.
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> TINC. HTH
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >Correct. TINC, they aren't out to get you, and they don't
>>>>>> >> >exist for
>>>>>the
>>>>>> >> >sole purpose of
>>>>>> >> >destroying all of mankind through Usenet.
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> they don't?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Nope. And they don't have naked pictures of your sister, either.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> Bullshit. Everybody has naked pictures of my sister.
>>>>>
>>>>>Not the CABAL. They have naked pictures of your mother.
>>>>>
>>>> you don't know where I come from, do you? let me just say that in
>>>> some parts of the world what we do here is okay.
>>>>
>>>
>>>you must not be from virginia then
>>
>> i cum in a virgina once. oh that says virginia, boy does being
>> dyslexic suck at times.
>>
>
>Ummm... if you're sucking cum (from ANYWHERE), I think I'd rather not
>know about it...
you are way to virtuous for your own good you know. don't you know all us flonkers are perverts and
devients?
--
meowmix
mhm xvi x iii
Jellical Cats are Black and white,
Jellical Cats are rather small;
Jellical Cats are merry and bright,
And pleasant to hear when they caterwaul.
-T S Elliot, The Song of the Jellicles
meow
m e o w m i x
>ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
>
>>On 15 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an identity
>>claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
>>news:102419334426963751@qwerty:
>>
>>> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
>>> I have just Got to do this; maybe it's the beer. from The Degenerate's
>>> Dictionary:
>>>
>>> Halmstad Hook: Named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently
>>> happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk up her rear, you
>>> suck he sauce out. What is in your mouth is known as "swedish
>>> cheese". To finish the hook, you transfer the cheese to her mouth
>>> with a deep french kiss.
>>>
>>> I'll post the whole dictionary next time I'm ripped, if anybody wants.
>>>
>>
>>sounds like another level of the "rainbow kiss"...
>
>are you thinking of "felching", where you suck it out and then are on
>your own what to do with it?
>
>I've switched to 151 Bacardi with Dr Pepper. I'll be asleep soon.
bugger alt.flame and alt.flamenet are not in the x-post line. i did think about asking miss roger
wizeman and jsf what they do with it.
Dr. Flonkenstein
in an ultimate attempt to be funny
and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
you know we do things with cats ?
--
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Alcatroll Labs Inc. Flame, troll and
antispaem bots
development.
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BUNGMUNCH Univ.
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"I'll give up Usenet Performance Art...
when they pry the keyboard from my cold, dead fingers."
The 2-Belo: EMPEROR OF MEOW news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
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In article Message-ID: <j93feuc15kgtqj1h2...@4ax.com>
Sjoerd Bakker <sba...@home.nl> had this well argumented reply :
"Flonkenstein is een onbenul. Killfile."
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"Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net> after having made
the cohabitants of the trailerpark clean up the place,
now tries the same on usenet, Message-ID: <a56kh3$51tv6$1...@ID-41291.news.dfncis.de>
"You ought to trim your sig file....
that's a common complaint here"
m e o w m i x
a pussy licking time was had by all.
Dr. Flonkenstein
in an ultimate attempt to be funny
and witty at once, that summum of the evolution
><gregoriy_...@hotmail.com> (Dr. Flonkenstein ) writ:
>maybe I shouldn't go here, but did you guys ever meet Samurai Cat?
Yep:
http://www.biology.eku.edu/KEEFE/KEVIN/samurai.htm
ThePsyko
claiming to be m e o w m i x spewed forth
Holy moly.. me? virtuous? LOLOLOL
ThePsyko
claiming to be Dr. Flonkenstein spewed forth
news:3d0c9cfb...@news.alt.net:
well now THAT I know :)
ThePsyko
claiming to be m e o w m i x spewed forth
One of these days I'll subscribe over there.. well, not flamenet - isn't
that the place hannigan goes to masturbate?
ThePsyko
claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> friday...friday... I've got a 3 headed dog in the morning. I was
> told not to bother booking anything for the afternoon; but I really
> don't see a problem.
>
I thought you were a cat man?
Cainman
I'm booked solid. Maybe we can try it in two weeks?
Cainman
You know...THEM.
Cainman
They left out "encyclopedia salesman." I went back in and checked.
Cainman
I did, but the police confiscated it. Something about "evidence." Greedy
little bastards.
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
>
> >
> >"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> >> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> >> >> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
name
> >> >> on the credit card.
> >> >
> >> >That's because Kent doesn't exist. He's really a robot created by the
> >> >CABAL.
> >> >
> >> I guess that means no tip? damn.
> >
> >It means no tip, and in fact YOU owe THEM money. Six shillings, please.
> >
> I'm glad I quit that job. put it on my tab. I need a beer.
So do I. Gimmie yours or I rat you out to Interpol.
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
>
> >
> >"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> >> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> >>
> >> >On 14 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
identity
> >> >claiming to be m e o w m i x spewed forth
> >> >news:0qtkgu89qet1lqfgi...@4ax.com:
> >> >
> >> >> On Fri, 14 Jun 2002 02:21:39 GMT, ThePsyko
> >> >> <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>> >"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>> >> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
> >> >>>>>> >>
> >> >>>>>> >> >
> >> >>>>>> >> >"Rick Swartz" <ad...@swartz.de> wrote in message
> >> >>>>>> >> >news:1e2a91dd08e02507%d...@swartz.de...
> >> >>>>>> >> >> [ ] spoke thus:
> >> >>>>>> >> >>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> > ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com>:
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>alt.punk, an
> >> >>>>>> >identity
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>claiming to be Cainman spewed forth news:ugav6nt3qt2m42
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>@corp.supernews.com:
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>> From:
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>> Subject: Re: To all trolls.
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>> Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>message news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>> message news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>> > STOP talking that way in my group.
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>> It belongs to no one.
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>CABAL.
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>> there is no cabal
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>> That's just what they WANT you to think.
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> >>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> > the cabal, of course.
> >> >>>>>> >> >>
> >> >>>>>> >> >> TINC. HTH
> >> >>>>>> >> >>
> >> >>>>>> >> >
> >> >>>>>> >> >Correct. TINC, they aren't out to get you, and they don't
> >> >>>>>> >> >exist for
> >> >>>>>the
> >> >>>>>> >> >sole purpose of
> >> >>>>>> >> >destroying all of mankind through Usenet.
> >> >>>>>> >> >
> >> >>>>>> >> >
> >> >>>>>> >> >
> >> >>>>>> >> >
> >> >>>>>> >> they don't?
> >> >>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>> >Nope. And they don't have naked pictures of your sister,
either.
> >> >>>>>> >
> >> >>>>>> Bullshit. Everybody has naked pictures of my sister.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>Not the CABAL. They have naked pictures of your mother.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>> some parts of the world what we do here is okay.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>you must not be from virginia then
> >> >>
> >> >> i cum in a virgina once. oh that says virginia, boy does being
> >> >> dyslexic suck at times.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Ummm... if you're sucking cum (from ANYWHERE), I think I'd rather not
> >> >know about it...
> >> >
> >> I have just Got to do this; maybe it's the beer. from The Degenerate's
> >> Dictionary:
> >>
> >> Halmstad Hook: Named after a town in Sweden, where this apparently
> >> happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk up her rear, you
> >> suck he sauce out. What is in your mouth is known as "swedish
> >> cheese". To finish the hook, you transfer the cheese to her mouth
> >> with a deep french kiss.
> >>
> >> I'll post the whole dictionary next time I'm ripped, if anybody wants.
> >
>
> I posted it in a.b.j-c just before I passed out. can you find all the
> parts?
>
> I need the money; I'm runing a tab with the cabal in another thread.
I found some parts, but not all. :(
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
>
> >
> >"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
says
> >in the file the CABAL has on you (I know a CABAL member on the inside, I
can
> >get these sort of things if I want).
>
No you didn't. According to the file, it was written by a "Hugh G.
Rection."
>
> >> let me just say that in
> >> some parts of the world what we do here is okay.
> >
Cainman
"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid> writ:
>
> >
> >"Maxwell Snort" <veg...@for.beef> wrote in message
> >> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> >>
> >> >On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
identity
> >> >claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
> >> >
> >> >> ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
> >> >>
> >> >>>identity claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> "trippy" <tri...@spam.sucks> wrote in message
> >> >>>> news:MPG.1771e8ce3...@news.alt.net...
> >> >>>>> This dude, "Fascinet" fasc...@my-deja.com, in message
> >> >>>>> <de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com>, said the
> >> >>>>> following tripped out things....
> >> >>>>> > trippy <tri...@spam.sucks> wrote in message
> >> >>>> news:<MPG.1770827d5...@news.alt.net>...
> >> >>>>> > > This dude, "ThePsyko" thep...@itookmyprozac.com, in message
> >> >>>>> > > <Xns922A4D969...@marashouse.org>, said the
following
> >> >>>>> > > tripped out things....
alt.punk,
> >> >>>>> > > > an
> >> >>>> identity
> >> >>>>> > > > claiming to be Cainman spewed forth news:ugav6nt3qt2m42
> >> >>>>> > > > @corp.supernews.com:
> >> >>>>> > > >
> >> >>>>> > > > >
> >> >>>>> > > > > From:
> >> >>>>> > > > > Subject: Re: To all trolls.
> >> >>>>> > > > > Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
> >> >>>>> > > > >
> >> >>>>> > > > > "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
> >> >>>>> > > > >
> >> >>>>> > > > >>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in
message
> >> >>>>> > > > >>news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
> >> >>>>> > > > >>> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in
> >> >>>>> > > > >>> message news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
> >> >>>>> > > > >>>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>> > STOP talking that way in my group.
> >> >>>>> > > > >>>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>> It belongs to no one.
> >> >>>>> > > > >>>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the
> >> >>>>> > > > >>CABAL.
> >> >>>>> > > > >>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
> >> >>>>> > > > >>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>
> >> >>>>> > > > >>
> >> >>>>> > > > > there is no cabal
> >> >>>>> > > > >
> >> >>>>> > > > > That's just what they WANT you to think.
> >> >>>>> > > > >
> >> >>>>> > > > >
> >> >>>>> > > >
> >> >>>>> > > > who's they?
> >> >>>>> > > >
> >> >>>>> > > >
> >> >>>>> > >
> >> >>>>> > >
> >> >>>>> >
> >> >>>>> > That's because they're THEM.
> >> >>>>> >
> >> >>>>> > Aren't you reading?
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> There is no me.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> If it helps any, I believe you exist.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Now that motherfucker VANILLA ICE, he's nothing but an anamatronic
> >> >>>> puppet created by Jim Henson.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>I am the love child of him and Janet Jackson
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >> him who? Kermit the Frog?
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >d00d.. hello? like "santa claus" mmkay?
> >> >
> >> have you found your free beer yet? I tracked it down just for you.
> >
can
> >do THAT.
>
> My Car Keys! Great! Now I can leave the house!
I wouldn't reccomend it. There's a dozen guys with guns on the front porch.
el loco roco
I'm not,
--
rocky
mhm x v i x i i i
Apparently Zebedee woke up in an ice bath with a note stuck to the
mirror saying "if you ever want to *boing* again, call 911."
-neurotrashboy
I don't. The anonymous milker using the pseudonym 'el loco roco' is
a chancre on the sensitive parts of humanity and needs to be shown
that his nuclear ambitions are unacceptable. I suspect he is a weak,
powerless person in real life, or what passes for his real life, and
his anonymous insults, threats and electronic terrorism provide him
the gratification he is otherwise unable to attain. I think he is a
coward and Working Class (assuming that is not tautological) and
when he has joined the S.L.P. his degradation will be complete.
Max Muir <fr...@slurper.org> <o...@crash.cts.com> in Message-ID: <3cef2dae$0$14995$e2e...@nntp.cts.com>
NUKE FRANCE
meow
m e o w m i x
i only read alt.flame on Sunday when I'm realy bored and waiting for Stargate SG9 and that doddgy
new Gene Roddenberry seried with that bloke who played Hurclese in the TV series. Its kinda crap, a
few cute chyx sometimes. i was subbed to flamenet for around 6 months, it seemed pointless as almost
everything was either x-posted to the flonk, nose or flame. i think i saw hannigan pop in once or
twice. had a gun in his sig or something.
>that the place hannigan goes to masturbate?
isn't that like usenet in general.
ThePsyko
news:ugo86kk...@corp.supernews.com:
>
> "ThePsyko" <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns922CBF16E...@marashouse.org...
>> On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
>> identity claiming to be Maxwell Snort spewed forth
>> news:1024013424349261130@qwerty:
>>
>> > ThePsyko <thep...@itookmyprozac.com> writ:
>> >
>> >>On 13 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as alt.punk, an
>> >>identity claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
>> >>news:ugi1q1i...@corp.supernews.com:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>> "trippy" <tri...@spam.sucks> wrote in message
>> >>> news:MPG.1771e8ce3...@news.alt.net...
>> >>>> This dude, "Fascinet" fasc...@my-deja.com, in message
>> >>>> <de063ab.02061...@posting.google.com>, said the
>> >>>> following tripped out things....
>> >>>> > trippy <tri...@spam.sucks> wrote in message
>> >>> news:<MPG.1770827d5...@news.alt.net>...
>> >>>> > > This dude, "ThePsyko" thep...@itookmyprozac.com, in message
>> >>>> > > <Xns922A4D969...@marashouse.org>, said the
>> >>>> > > following tripped out things....
>> >>>> > > > On 10 Jun 2002 in that fucked up hellhole known as
>> >>>> > > > alt.punk, an
>> >>> identity
>> >>>> > > > claiming to be Cainman spewed forth news:ugav6nt3qt2m42
>> >>>> > > > @corp.supernews.com:
>> >>>> > > >
>> >>>> > > > >
>> >>>> > > > > From:
>> >>>> > > > > Subject: Re: To all trolls.
>> >>>> > > > > Date: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 9:12 PM
>> >>>> > > > >
>> >>>> > > > > "Cainman" <noe...@here.invalid>:
>> >>>> > > > >
>> >>>> > > > >>
>> >>>> > > > >>"I hate Keane" <i-hate...@hatemail.com> wrote in
>> >>>> > > > >>message news:ae3hkh$7u1$1...@helle.btinternet.com...
>> >>>> > > > >>> "Adaqio" <ada...@iloveelen.co.INVALID.uk> wrote in
>> >>>> > > > >>> message news:ae377k$8ql$0...@pita.alt.net...
>> >>>> > > > >>>
>> >>>> > > > >>> > STOP talking that way in my group.
>> >>>> > > > >>>
>> >>>> > > > >>> It belongs to no one.
>> >>>> > > > >>>
>> >>>> > > > >>>
>> >>>> > > > >>
>> >>>> > > > >>Not true. I'm leasing it for $49.95 a month from the
>> >>>> > > > >>CABAL.
>> >>>> > > > >>
>> >>>> > > > >>I'd be glad to talk sublet, if you have the cash...
>> >>>> > > > >>
>> >>>> > > > >>
>> >>>> > > > >>
>> >>>> > > > > there is no cabal
>> >>>> > > > >
>> >>>> > > > > That's just what they WANT you to think.
>> >>>> > > > >
>> >>>> > > > >
>> >>>> > > >
>> >>>> > > > who's they?
>> >>>> > > >
>> >>>> > > >
>> >>>> > >
>> >>>> > > There is no they.
>> >>>> > >
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > That's because they're THEM.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> > Aren't you reading?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> There is no me.
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> If it helps any, I believe you exist.
>> >>>
>> >>> Now that motherfucker VANILLA ICE, he's nothing but an
>> >>> anamatronic puppet created by Jim Henson.
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>I am the love child of him and Janet Jackson
>> >>
>> >>
>> > him who? Kermit the Frog?
>> >
>>
>> d00d.. hello? like "santa claus" mmkay?
>
> Santa Claus is dead, fatally wounded after being shot through the
> lungs last Christmas with a .22 calibur rifle at close range.
>
> That's what happens when you keep breaking into peoples' houses,
> eventually the dice will catch up with you...
>
> Easter Bunny is subbing for him until a suitable replacement can be
> found.
>
well... I"m ok with that as long as he doesn't take a shit under my tree
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth
Oh I don't doubt it.. I wonder how it would taste with ground ginger?
ThePsyko
claiming to be Cainman spewed forth news:ugpq9ae...@corp.supernews.com:
TINT?
Cainman
Easter Bunny is too busy trying to copulate WITH the tree to take a shit
under it.
Besides, all the reindeer hate him. Even Rudolph. They all secretly hope he
ends up as a stew somewhere.
Cainman
Heavenly. And like chicken.