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Baron Von

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Jan 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/25/99
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say it loud
say it proud
non-shiksas unite in the sisterhood of judah

baron von hatikvah

Sister Sarah Nonsense

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Jan 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/25/99
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Baron Von wrote in message <36AD1E98...@ntr.net>...

Oy vey!

Sister Sarah Nonsense

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Baron Von

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Jan 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/25/99
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Sister Sarah Nonsense wrote:
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> Baron Von wrote in message <36AD1E98...@ntr.net>...
> >say it loud
> >say it proud
> >non-shiksas unite in the sisterhood of judah
> >
> >baron von hatikvah
>
> Oy vey!
>
> Sister Sarah Nonsense

did you get green day to play your bat mitzva
i dont think theyre circumsized

von

XadmortemX

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Jan 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/26/99
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Sister Sarah Nonsense wrote:
>Oy vey!

god, people, get it right, it's oy-gevalt. hehehe....

XjewessX
"If you always do what you've always done,you'll always get what you've always
got....maybe it's time to make a change?"

Jesse Staniforth

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Jan 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/26/99
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Baron Von (binkN...@ntr.net) writes:
> say it loud
> say it proud
> non-shiksas unite in the sisterhood of judah


There was much talk at The Party Of The Year on saturday night. My
rather heebish friend Scott was bonkers over a girl whose name I dare not
mention, save that he was rather drunk and refused to refer to her as
anything but "The shikse Goddess". She reminded us all of Diane Keaton in
Annie Hall. He was beside himself.

I also met a girl who knocked me on my ass. More about that later, maybe.
It must have been weird for our friends to watch Marie and I in the same
room practically back to back hitting on two separate women. Odd. I was
very sick and most likely made an ass of myself. Illness always makes me
loopy, dizzy and detached.


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"Darlene, the tea is lovely. I can feel my scurvy going away, really I can."
- Mrs. Quoad, Gravity's Rainbow

doobcheck

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Jan 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/26/99
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no, its oi vey z'mir
- Dov
oh woe is me


XadmortemX <xadmo...@aol.comestain> wrote in article
<19990125220846...@ng02.aol.com>...

XadmortemX

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Jan 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/26/99
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dov wrote:
>no, its oi vey z'mir
>- Dov
>oh woe is me

sorry dovy, i'm not as heeby as you :)

Baron Von

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Jan 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/26/99
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Jesse Staniforth wrote:
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> Baron Von (binkN...@ntr.net) writes:
> > say it loud
> > say it proud
> > non-shiksas unite in the sisterhood of judah
>
> There was much talk at The Party Of The Year on saturday night. My
> rather heebish friend Scott was bonkers over a girl whose name I dare not
> mention, save that he was rather drunk and refused to refer to her as
> anything but "The shikse Goddess". She reminded us all of Diane Keaton in
> Annie Hall. He was beside himself.


Heebish? Does he stand and the ity gates and ghange money for a small
fee or a pound of flesh?

Pounding flesh,
Von

Baron Von

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Jan 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/26/99
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doobcheck wrote:
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> no, its oi vey z'mir
> - Dov
> oh woe is me


Ever notice how Anthrax breaks into "Hava Negila" in "I'm the Man"?

Baron Von Not

Jesse Staniforth

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Jan 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/27/99
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XadmortemX (xadmo...@aol.comestain) writes:

> dov wrote:
>>no, its oi vey z'mir
>>- Dov
>>oh woe is me
>
> sorry dovy, i'm not as heeby as you :)


My favourite yiddish expression is "zagreba," meaning "a plump and juicy
girl". Yum.


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"One of the sweetest fruits of victory, after sleep and looting, must be
the chance to ignore no-parking signs."
-- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow

Jesse Staniforth

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Jan 27, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/27/99
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Actually, I guess he's just heeby. He'd really like to be more jewish than
he is, but he's torn between that and not liking religion.

Katherine Hunter

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Jan 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/28/99
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Is it "oi" or "oy"? Remember there was a song or something called "Stength
Though Oi"? They said Sham 69 was the bridge between the Clash and "Strength
through Oi".
Maybe they'll have a funny song called "Strength Through Taberwet"?

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