baron von hatikvah
Oy vey!
Sister Sarah Nonsense
"Jaded as I am, I can't help but flip seeing a girl and guy of twelve
or thirteen, tops, ramming Martel bottles up each other's asses."
-Steve Albini, Hamburg, Germany.
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did you get green day to play your bat mitzva
i dont think theyre circumsized
von
god, people, get it right, it's oy-gevalt. hehehe....
XjewessX
"If you always do what you've always done,you'll always get what you've always
got....maybe it's time to make a change?"
There was much talk at The Party Of The Year on saturday night. My
rather heebish friend Scott was bonkers over a girl whose name I dare not
mention, save that he was rather drunk and refused to refer to her as
anything but "The shikse Goddess". She reminded us all of Diane Keaton in
Annie Hall. He was beside himself.
I also met a girl who knocked me on my ass. More about that later, maybe.
It must have been weird for our friends to watch Marie and I in the same
room practically back to back hitting on two separate women. Odd. I was
very sick and most likely made an ass of myself. Illness always makes me
loopy, dizzy and detached.
--
"Darlene, the tea is lovely. I can feel my scurvy going away, really I can."
- Mrs. Quoad, Gravity's Rainbow
XadmortemX <xadmo...@aol.comestain> wrote in article
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sorry dovy, i'm not as heeby as you :)
Heebish? Does he stand and the ity gates and ghange money for a small
fee or a pound of flesh?
Pounding flesh,
Von
Ever notice how Anthrax breaks into "Hava Negila" in "I'm the Man"?
Baron Von Not
My favourite yiddish expression is "zagreba," meaning "a plump and juicy
girl". Yum.
--
"One of the sweetest fruits of victory, after sleep and looting, must be
the chance to ignore no-parking signs."
-- Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
Actually, I guess he's just heeby. He'd really like to be more jewish than
he is, but he's torn between that and not liking religion.