He's only half dead. His mind has deteriorated. He posts over
on rec.food.cooking. He constantly posts about shaving his
balls and masturbating. If you liked him, you probably wouldn't
enjoy watching his pathetic ass spiral down. He inherited
almost half a million dollars, and all he has left is a house worth
a little over $200K that he owes 2 years of back taxes on.
You know, he could really use some actual sex with an actual
woman...
>
> -Totty Vice
--Bryan