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Her Benevolence, The BEAST

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May 24, 2006, 11:22:41 AM5/24/06
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Alrighty, then -- after much self-sacrifice to
make sure that JUST the right blends have been
achieved......

For Your Enjoyment:

6 frosty-cold pitchers of the Finest Frozen Margarita North of The Border

6 frosty-cold pitchers of the Penultimate Pina Colada - including 1 with NO
ALCOHOL
[labeled appropriately in Large Red Letters]

3 boxes of Frilly Red Umbrellas

3 boxes of Frilly Purple Umbrellas

3 boxes of Frilly Yellow Umbrellas

3 boxes of Frilly Blue Umbrellas

1 box of Frilly Rainbow-Striped Umbrellas
(for those having trouble making a choice)


Come & Get 'em!!!

hollered
The BEAST
(wondering who keeps making the room act so funny)


Lilith Bee

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May 24, 2006, 12:02:01 PM5/24/06
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Her Benevolence, The BEAST wrote:
> Alrighty, then -- after much self-sacrifice to
> make sure that JUST the right blends have been
> achieved......

<GIGGLES & GRINS>


>
> For Your Enjoyment:
>
> 6 frosty-cold pitchers of the Finest Frozen Margarita North of The Border

STOP RIGHT HERE,

<locks onto one pitcher>


>
> 6 frosty-cold pitchers of the Penultimate Pina Colada - including 1 with NO
> ALCOHOL
> [labeled appropriately in Large Red Letters]
>
> 3 boxes of Frilly Red Umbrellas
>
> 3 boxes of Frilly Purple Umbrellas
>
> 3 boxes of Frilly Yellow Umbrellas
>
> 3 boxes of Frilly Blue Umbrellas
>
> 1 box of Frilly Rainbow-Striped Umbrellas
> (for those having trouble making a choice)

<grabs one of each color umbrella>

<salts rim of her own frosy mug, pours, inserts striped umbrella first>

<sips>

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Perfecto!!

uhm, BEAST- why don't you come sit by me, in the shade for a bit-
pretty please? You've worked so hard!

<pats softly padded chair next to mine>

poured, sipped & invited,

LB~

Her Benevolence, The BEAST

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May 24, 2006, 12:46:39 PM5/24/06
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"Lilith Bee" <lilit...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1148486521.2...@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...

>
> Her Benevolence, The BEAST wrote:
>> Alrighty, then -- after much self-sacrifice to
>> make sure that JUST the right blends have been
>> achieved......
>
> <GIGGLES & GRINS>
>>
>> For Your Enjoyment:
>>
>> 6 frosty-cold pitchers of the Finest Frozen Margarita North of The Border
>
> STOP RIGHT HERE,
>
> <locks onto one pitcher>
>>
>> 6 frosty-cold pitchers of the Penultimate Pina Colada - including 1 with
>> NO
>> ALCOHOL
>> [labeled appropriately in Large Red Letters]
>>
>> 3 boxes of Frilly Red Umbrellas
>>
>> 3 boxes of Frilly Purple Umbrellas
>>
>> 3 boxes of Frilly Yellow Umbrellas
>>
>> 3 boxes of Frilly Blue Umbrellas
>>
>> 1 box of Frilly Rainbow-Striped Umbrellas
>> (for those having trouble making a choice)
>
> <grabs one of each color umbrella>
>
> <salts rim of her own frosy mug, pours, inserts striped umbrella first>


Dang -- knew I forgot something!!

Thanks for bringing out the salt, dearest...


>
> <sips>
>
> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Perfecto!!
>
> uhm, BEAST- why don't you come sit by me, in the shade for a bit-
> pretty please? You've worked so hard!
>
> <pats softly padded chair next to mine>


Why, I do believe I SHALL!


plunked
The BEAST


PearL

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May 24, 2006, 1:26:05 PM5/24/06
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Her Benevolence, The BEAST wrote:
> Alrighty, then -- after much self-sacrifice to
> make sure that JUST the right blends have been
> achieved......
>
> For Your Enjoyment:
>
> 6 frosty-cold pitchers of the Finest Frozen Margarita North of The Border

Mmmm!! ::::pours myself a VERY large glass and sticks a slice of lime
on the rim -- hold the salt please!!!:::::


> 3 boxes of Frilly Red Umbrellas
>
> 3 boxes of Frilly Purple Umbrellas
>
> 3 boxes of Frilly Yellow Umbrellas
>
> 3 boxes of Frilly Blue Umbrellas
>
> 1 box of Frilly Rainbow-Striped Umbrellas
> (for those having trouble making a choice)


:::picks purple and adds it to my glass::: :::looks around:::: What
Beastie? No straws??? :::looks over and sees Beastie relaxing with
Lilith:::: No no, dont get up! I'll get them!

PearL

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May 24, 2006, 1:31:49 PM5/24/06
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:::saunders up to Lilith and Beast carry a large margarita in one hand
whilst balancing an enormous tray in the other::: ::::carefully
crouches down and offers forth the tray::::
Tortillas and salsa anyone? ::: starts to lose my balance:::: Quick!
Someone take it before I drop my drink! This sucker is heavy!

Heather

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May 26, 2006, 3:01:20 AM5/26/06
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Whoa wait for me!!!!
Ok no prizes for seeing who's off with the purple umbrellas again.
Pearl ?????
Sulked Heather
(always the last one in the queue, last to know etc.etc., grumble,moan)

PearL

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May 26, 2006, 8:38:20 AM5/26/06
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lmao! Aww.. it's ok! I saved you one! Can you just do me a favor and
grab the sour cream in the frig? We need it to go along with the salsa.
TANKS. :D

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