elmo
d-bu...@ski.mskcc.org
She stands up and yells
" I love Elmo from Sesame Street and I don't care who knows it!"
Feeling much better, she sits down in her purple squishy chair and stares
at the fire.
michelle
--
db
or Michelle
Claudia Marie
>Michelle is tired of being quiet in the corner...
>She stands up and yells
>" I love Elmo from Sesame Street and I don't care who knows it!"
Claudia chirrups, in a voice higher than her own. "Happy tapping
with Elmo!" Elmo's tapdance routine is one of her favorite Sesame
Street segments.
"Honestly, I'm more a Grover kind of gal myself, but I like them both."
>Feeling much better, she sits down in her purple squishy chair and stares
>at the fire.
Claudia has some chocolate cake handy and offers it to Michelle and then
to the rest of the Amethons. Just because.
She then goes to dig up some cold milk to go with it.
Claudia
--
"I don't know why I can't think of anything I would rather do
Than be wasting my time on mountains with you." -- Chess
Alan Smith
>>She stands up and yells
>>" I love Elmo from Sesame Street and I don't care who knows it!"
"I sure would. I think they have professionals for that sorta thing."
>Claudia chirrups, in a voice higher than her own. "Happy tapping
>with Elmo!" Elmo's tapdance routine is one of her favorite Sesame
>Street segments.
>"Honestly, I'm more a Grover kind of gal myself, but I like them both."
"Kermit is The Muppet." Alan says with authority.
Alan. Who was called Kermit, once upon a time...
daniel r. reitman, attorney to be
ars...@holly.ACNS.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>[Claudia writes:]
>>[Michele writes:]
Daniel R. Reitman, Attorney to Be, comes out of the kitchen, wearing an apron,
toque, and frazzled bow tie. "De fliffenfl00fen pop pop pop s00p ist okey
dokey."
Dan, ad nauseam
"The third clause of Art. I, @ 3 cannot seriously be read to mean that the
Senate shall 'attempt' or 'experiment with' impeachments."
Nixon v. United States, 113 S. Ct. 732, 744 (1993) (White, J., concurring in
the judgment).
Timothy Clarke
: >>>" I love Elmo from Sesame Street and I don't care who knows it!"
Claudia:
: >>"Honestly, I'm more a Grover kind of gal myself, but I like them both."
Alan:
: >"Kermit is The Muppet." Alan says with authority.
Daniel, AtB
: Daniel R. Reitman, Attorney to Be, comes out of the kitchen, wearing an apron,
: toque, and frazzled bow tie. "De fliffenfl00fen pop pop pop s00p ist okey
: dokey."
"There can be only One! Two! Threeeeee! HAHAHAHA! Four, five, six!
Seven! EIGGGHT!!"
Tim
Skatha
(daniel r. reitman, attorney to be) wrote:
> >>Claudia chirrups, in a voice higher than her own. "Happy tapping
> >>with Elmo!" Elmo's tapdance routine is one of her favorite Sesame
> >>Street segments.
> >>"Honestly, I'm more a Grover kind of gal myself, but I like them both."
>
> >"Kermit is The Muppet." Alan says with authority.
>
> Daniel R. Reitman, Attorney to Be, comes out of the kitchen, wearing an apron,
> toque, and frazzled bow tie. "De fliffenfl00fen pop pop pop s00p ist okey
> dokey."
Jess dodges out of the way, frantically looking around for a Swedish
translater. "I was always partial to Oscar, myself. I really liked his
garbage can, with the pool, the elephants, and etc. - it has the same charm
as Snoopy's doghouse."
----Skatha - Polish, not Swedish
(jepe...@students.wisc.edu)
"I dream in Technicolor!"
Surreality is your friend.
And so is Bob.
"He's no fun, he fell right over!" - The Giant Rat Of Sumatra
Kimberlee Titus
>
> >Michelle is tired of being quiet in the corner...
>
> >She stands up and yells
>
> >" I love Elmo from Sesame Street and I don't care who knows it!"
>
> Claudia chirrups, in a voice higher than her own. "Happy tapping
> with Elmo!" Elmo's tapdance routine is one of her favorite Sesame
> Street segments.
>
> "Honestly, I'm more a Grover kind of gal myself, but I like them both."
>
> >Feeling much better, she sits down in her purple squishy chair and stares
> >at the fire.
>
> Claudia has some chocolate cake handy and offers it to Michelle and then
> to the rest of the Amethons. Just because.
>
> She then goes to dig up some cold milk to go with it.
>
Kandace, who also loves Elmo and Elmo's little voice, sees Claudia
searching for the milk. This reminds her of the commercial of the young
priest who has crammed a huge piece of chocolate cake in his mouth. He
has chocolate crumbs and frosting all over his mouth and teeth, and he
is wrestling with a vending machine that will not give him his milk (all
of this while the nuns are watching of course). Ha-ha. A crusade to
find the milk. Go Claudia.
Kandace, not a milk drinker unless it accompanies chocolate cake.
Richard Patrick Larimore
>>
>> >"Kermit is The Muppet." Alan says with authority.
>>
>> Daniel R. Reitman, Attorney to Be, comes out of the kitchen, wearing an apron,
>> toque, and frazzled bow tie. "De fliffenfl00fen pop pop pop s00p ist okey
>> dokey."
>
>Jess dodges out of the way, frantically looking around for a Swedish
>translater. "I was always partial to Oscar, myself. I really liked his
>garbage can, with the pool, the elephants, and etc. - it has the same charm
>as Snoopy's doghouse."
I like Grover, myself.
Near!
*pant*
*pant*
*pant*
Far!
*pant*
*pant*
*pant*
Near!
*pant*
*pant*
*pant*
Far!
Piglet, out of breath
Kimberlee Titus
> "Kermit is The Muppet." Alan says with authority.
>
> Alan. Who was called Kermit, once upon a time...
>
"I agree," Kandace pipes in. "And when he sang *Rainbow Connection* in
the bayou, it brought a tear to my eye."
Kandace, sniffing and dabbing her eyes.
Kimberlee Titus
> >> >"Kermit is The Muppet." Alan says with authority.
> >>
> >> Daniel R. Reitman, Attorney to Be, comes out of the kitchen, wearing an apron,
> >> toque, and frazzled bow tie. "De fliffenfl00fen pop pop pop s00p ist okey
> >> dokey."
> >
> >Jess dodges out of the way, frantically looking around for a Swedish
> >translater. "I was always partial to Oscar, myself. I really liked his
> >garbage can, with the pool, the elephants, and etc. - it has the same charm
> >as Snoopy's doghouse."
>
> I like Grover, myself.
> Near!
> *pant*
> *pant*
<the remainder of Grover's pants have gone to the oxygen chamber>
"Don't forget Beeker," Kandace (with a long head, a shock of red hair and
huge eyeballs) yells over Grover's panting.
Kimberlee Titus
> >priest who has crammed a huge piece of chocolate cake in his mouth. He
> >has chocolate crumbs and frosting all over his mouth and teeth, and he
> >is wrestling with a vending machine that will not give him his milk (all
> >of this while the nuns are watching of course). Ha-ha. A crusade to
> >
>
> "That was filmed where I work." Alan says. "Here at USC. The university
> let the Milk people film in the lobby of the Library -- you can see the
> Circulation desk. The vending machines are in front of our Card Catalogue
> section. And yes, our library really does have those stained glass windows."
>
> Alan (aj)
> hedgehog there at the moment of creation.
Kandace, not before realizing how worldly the hedgehog is, bows at his feet,
tossing rose petals.
Kandace, filled with stained-glass-window envy
Alan Flesch
doesn't get its milk, sticks its arm in the machine, is sucked in, and
is never heard from again...>
<re: priest-and-chocolate-cake milk commercial>
>> Circulation desk. The vending machines are in front of our Card Catalogue
> section. And yes, our library really does have those stained glass windows."
>> Alan (aj)
>> hedgehog there at the moment of creation.
>Kandace, not before realizing how worldly the hedgehog is, bows at his feet,
>tossing rose petals.
Alan, in response, stands on his head and imitates a Russian folk dancer,
balancing precariously on his hat...
>Kandace, filled with stained-glass-window envy
Alan (aj)
who likes to respond when he's rose-petalled...
ps -- don't verb nouns...
RCM...@delphi.com
> Hello, all I'm Helen
> Elmo and Rosita are my current favorites, although I was going to marry
> Kermit when I grew up.
> My favorite Elmo bit is when he sings three-part harmony with himself
>in his imagination, although that is illegal in some states....
Harper blinks. Although the name is slightly different, she knows
that face from the pub down the street. "Welcome to Amethyst!" She
offers the newcomer a hug. "Come, sit by the fireplace where it's
warm. I promised you a cup of coffee if you dropped in, though
Galileo also makes great tea and cocoa. What'll it be?"
> Helen
> hala...@aol.com
Harper rcm...@delphi.com
"Mostly Harmless" -- Douglas Adams
Rainbow V 1.11 for Delphi - Registered
RCM...@delphi.com
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Leslie Horder
>> Near!
>> *pant*
>> *pant*
><the remainder of Grover's pants have gone to the oxygen chamber>
ROTFL
>"Don't forget Beeker," Kandace (with a long head, a shock of red hair and
>huge eyeballs) yells over Grover's panting.
"Meep! Meep! Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, meep. I always enjoyed the
space traveller people (I forget their names). Yup, yup, yup, yup. Uh-huh,
uh-huh.
oooo. tel-e-phooone.
B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! <While shaking head back and forth
violently>"
Leslie
ThunderFoot
`>"Don't forget Beeker," Kandace (with a long head, a shock of red hair and
Evan smiles, "I've got a friend we used to call Beeker, being tall and skinny
and pale... So after one lot of holidays he came back with bright red hair
in a weird hair-cut, and looked so much like Beeker... It was really cool."
Leslie adds:
`"Meep! Meep! Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, meep. I always enjoyed the
`space traveller people (I forget their names). Yup, yup, yup, yup. Uh-huh,
`uh-huh.
` oooo. tel-e-phooone.
`B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! <While shaking head back and forth
` violently>"
Evan laughs, "I love them... It's amazing how many people you can get following
along when you start doing this in a room..."
/\_____ "There is Death, and there is Oblivion,
// ~ / .\_____ and, of the two,
/ \ \ ' .. \/ Oblivion is the kinder master..."
// \ /~__ -_/
/\/ |\/ / ~-- Evan ~ThunderFoot~ Gibson
/ \\\| \ Bale Wolf of the Greater Yawning Dark
/ / \
/ "The longer I am off a leash the more feral I become..."
Seth Springer Fortin
>
>>"Don't forget Beeker," Kandace (with a long head, a shock of red hair and
>>huge eyeballs) yells over Grover's panting.
>
>"Meep! Meep! Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, meep. I always enjoyed the
>space traveller people (I forget their names). Yup, yup, yup, yup. Uh-huh,
>uh-huh.
> oooo. tel-e-phooone.
>B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! <While shaking head back and forth
> violently>"
Springer "B*r*r*i*i*n*g*!"s with Leslie for a while, then goes to the mike
and calls out, "Piiiiiiiiiiiigs iiin Spaaaaaaaaaace...."
Springer, muppettish.
kim
<Pine.A32.3.91c.95020...@homer17.u.washington.edu>,
Kimberlee Titus <kti...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> "I agree," Kandace pipes in. "And when he sang *Rainbow Connection* in
> the bayou, it brought a tear to my eye."
kim chuckles, seeing an opportunity to bring up an ages-old debate raging
amongst her friends.
"now, when kermit refers to 'the lovers the dreamers and me' does that
mean he is neither a lover nor a dreamer?"
"sorry if it's a misquote, i've never actually heard the song or seen the
movie."
coughing, kim goes back to her tea, still sick, but nowhere near as sick.
-kim
--
Kimberlee Titus
> >"Meep! Meep! Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, meep. I always enjoyed the
> >space traveller people (I forget their names). Yup, yup, yup, yup. Uh-huh,
> >uh-huh.
> > oooo. tel-e-phooone.
> >B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! <While shaking head back and forth
> > violently>"
>
> Springer "B*r*r*i*i*n*g*!"s with Leslie for a while, then goes to the mike
> and calls out, "Piiiiiiiiiiiigs iiin Spaaaaaaaaaace...."
>
> Springer, muppettish.
>
"Ahhh, Link in his tight little space suit... oh, excuse me. Does anyone
remember the names of the two old guys who sat up in the balcony? All I
can think of is Randolph and Mortimer, but then that may be the guys from
Trading Places..."
Kandace, confusing her old men
Richard Patrick Larimore
>"Ahhh, Link in his tight little space suit... oh, excuse me. Does anyone
>remember the names of the two old guys who sat up in the balcony? All I
>can think of is Randolph and Mortimer, but then that may be the guys from
>Trading Places..."
Statler and Waldorf.
Piglet (Hrumph. I've seen better film on teeth!)
Aaron V. Humphrey
>"Ahhh, Link in his tight little space suit... oh, excuse me. Does anyone
>remember the names of the two old guys who sat up in the balcony? All I
>can think of is Randolph and Mortimer, but then that may be the guys from
>Trading Places..."
"Statler and Waldorf," Alfvaen says.
"By the way, was it here that I first heard that you can recite 'Because I
Could Not Stop For Death' quite well to the Muppet Show theme music?"
--
--Alfvaen(Web page: http://ugweb.cs.ualberta.ca/~aaron/)
Current Album--Cock Robin:After Here Through Midland
Current Read--Glen Cook:The Fire In His Hands
Song In My Head--Muppet Show Theme
benn...@csusys.ctstateu.edu
Kimberlee Titus <kti...@u.washington.edu> writes:
> "Ahhh, Link in his tight little space suit... oh, excuse me. Does anyone
> remember the names of the two old guys who sat up in the balcony? All I
> can think of is Randolph and Mortimer, but then that may be the guys from
> Trading Places..."
>
> Kandace, confusing her old men
Those were my favorite characters on the show. Finally made it through the web
and found out that their names were Statler and Wardolf. Just a little bit of
trivia for y'all, how many of you knew that their names are the names of two of
the best hotels in NYC? That was why those names were chosen :)
LLanthor, feeling trivial today
d-bu...@ski.mskcc.org
> >
> > Claudia has some chocolate cake handy and offers it to Michelle and then
> > to the rest of the Amethons. Just because.
> >
> > She then goes to dig up some cold milk to go with it.
>
Thanks Claudia, it really hits the spot "Elmo loves chocolate cake with friends"
Alan Flesch
>remember the names of the two old guys who sat up in the balcony? All I
"One of them is Stengler: I think it's the one without the moustache."
Alan (aj)
hedgehog in a strange hedge.
Jonathan Hatch
: >Hello, all I'm Helen
: "hi helen...i didn't know you were a multiple personality ;)"
"They is."
: >Elmo and Rosita are my current favorites, although I was going to marry
: >Kermit when I grew up.
: "i wrote a poem to my first husband (long before we were married...in
: fact, i was living with someone else at the time) about the fact that
: he was/is a frog. (i refused to be a princess, however).
"Hmmm... Why not? I always thought it would be cool to be royalty. Open
shopping centers and get lots of money for doing nothing in particular.
: did you know that gordon was also tyrone the pimp on 'all my
: children'? he eventually gave up the AMC role because small children
: were getting confused." kitten has lead a strange and wonderful
: life(tm).
"Yeah, but when they switched Gordons on me, I was scarred for life.
"And for the record, the paragon of the muppetswas Crazy Harry.
Jonathan hunches over and suddenly looks slightly insane. "Crazy Harry
plays with *ELECTRICITY!*" he says, and flips a switch sending house
current running through his body for a couple of seconds. Then he shuts it
off, takes a deep breath, and says "Ohm My God!"
Jonathan
--
Yog Shoggoth a.k.a. Jonathan Hatch a.k.a. Cap'n Crash&burn
"You kill 8 or 10 people and you throw blood all over and you say, 'Now
you see what I'm saying?' and they say, 'Oh, Oh, Now we see what you're
saying!' and they still don't see what you're saying!'
-Charles Manson
Jonathan Hatch
[grover and beeker are sacraficed in effigy to the gods of bandwidth]
: "Meep! Meep! Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, meep. I always enjoyed the
: space traveller people (I forget their names). Yup, yup, yup, yup. Uh-huh,
: uh-huh.
: oooo. tel-e-phooone.
: B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! B*r*r*i*i*n*g*! <While shaking head back and forth
: violently>"
ROTFL my head off!!
"My friends and I still recite that one together. Gets no end of stares
when we do it in public, and occasionally someone joins in."
Tracey Reilly
>"And for the record, the paragon of the muppetswas Crazy Harry.
>
>Jonathan hunches over and suddenly looks slightly insane. "Crazy Harry
>plays with *ELECTRICITY!*" he says, and flips a switch sending house
>current running through his body for a couple of seconds. Then he shuts it
>off, takes a deep breath, and says "Ohm My God!"
*groan*
"That pun isn't even current...Wire you repeating it now? Switch to something
else, please? Maybe a parallel thread? Just don't continue this series! I
don't have much resistance left!"
"Crazy Harry was the *best*! The Muppet techie!" Tracey grins and nods her
head vigorously, sending slightly-electrically-frizzy hair into disarray.
--
Tracey Reilly Theatrical Lighting Design stgt...@acs.bu.edu
Stage Trolls(c) '95 --the few, the proud, the penniless