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Why hasn't Dr. Phil exploited Michael Jackson's death yet?

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Dank 110100100

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Jul 5, 2009, 5:34:43 PM7/5/09
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Like maggots, family, celebrities, and media whores feast on Michael
Jackson's carcass.

So I can't figure out why Dr. Fucking Phil has not bothered to exploit
MJ's death for publicity. He had no problem exploiting Britney
Spears' recent nervous breakdown, proclaiming her diagnosis on
national television, when she hadn't even asked for his two-bit
psychoanalysis, much less gave him permission to announce it to the
entire world.

MJ's story of addiction and destruction would also seem to be perfect
fodder for the Oprah show, but she seems to be sticking with her usual
theme of diet and exercise, which appeals to an audience that sit
their fat butts on couches watching Oprah all day.

If Dr. Fucking Phil does decide to whore his opinion for free
publicity, I predict he will say MJ suffered from 'narcissism,' since
that seems to be the latest fad disorder going around these days.

notme

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Jul 5, 2009, 5:44:00 PM7/5/09
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most likely because the show is on hiatus.


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Jul 5, 2009, 6:28:37 PM7/5/09
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exactly. Believe me, whatever staff there is is probably coming up with a
list of 100 Michael Jackson show topics of which I suspect at least 20 will
make the air next season, particularly since by that time, the only Jackson
tone will be the cuckoo clock chiming with regular updates on lawsuits,
family happenings, arrests of doctors, etc... Topics will dovetail into
preparing for your children's safekeeping if something should happen to you,
over-presecribing doctors, family feuds, necrophelia, etc. He will
interview nurses, lawyers all under the guise of protecting the average
person from excesses like the Jackson one... so predictable.


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Orac

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Jul 5, 2009, 6:46:15 PM7/5/09
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"Dank 110100100" <dan...@rocketmail.com> schreef in bericht
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No! No! Dr. Phil is great! He could have cured MJ's mental illnes! In fact,
he might STILL be able to do that, because He is great!


nofarkenway

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Jul 5, 2009, 8:03:46 PM7/5/09
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On Jul 6, 7:34 am, Dank 110100100 <dank...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
> Like maggots, family, celebrities, and media whores feast on Michael
> Jackson's carcass.
>
> So I can't figure out why Dr. Fucking Phil has not bothered to exploit
> MJ's death for publicity.

Nobody cares about a dead child raping negro, you fucking idiot, not
even that black arse licker, "doctor" phil.

Fujikawa Yamamoto

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Jul 6, 2009, 4:54:43 AM7/6/09
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On 05 Jul 2009, nofarkenway <nofar...@gmail.com> posted some
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Speaking of idiots, where's Sir Tony?

gerry

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Jul 6, 2009, 10:38:38 AM7/6/09
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On Jul 6, 4:54 am, Fujikawa Yamamoto <am...@now-flushed.org> wrote:
> On 05 Jul 2009, nofarkenway <nofarken...@gmail.com> posted somenews:9adfcf41-4c76-4089...@v23g2000pro.googlegroups.com:

>
> > On Jul 6, 7:34 am, Dank 110100100 <dank...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
> >> Like maggots, family, celebrities, and media whores feast on Michael
> >> Jackson's carcass.
>
> >> So I can't figure out why Dr. Fucking Phil has not bothered to
> >> exploit MJ's death for publicity.
>
> > Nobody cares about a dead child raping negro, you fucking idiot, not
> > even that black arse licker, "doctor" phil.
>
> Speaking of idiots, where's Sir Tony?

Dr. Phil's show is on hiatus til the fall, just reruns. Many of the
people on the fading Dr. Phil show have other problems, such as
whether to go job hunting or gamble their jobs won't be eliminated in
the next big show staff layoffs. It turns out that Dr.Phil does a
very good Donald Trump impersonation: "You're fired!"

R6

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Jul 6, 2009, 10:54:54 PM7/6/09
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On 06 Jul 2009 08:54:43 GMT, Fujikawa Yamamoto <am...@now-flushed.org>
wrote:

Speaking of idiots, where's Deggie?

Cujo DeSockpuppet

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Jul 6, 2009, 11:13:06 PM7/6/09
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R6 wrote in news:u6e555t1q3dco1kq1...@4ax.com:

Speaking of idiots, where's Kenny?

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nofarkenway

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Jul 6, 2009, 11:16:02 PM7/6/09
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On Jul 6, 6:54 pm, Fujikawa Yamamoto <am...@now-flushed.org> wrote:
> On 05 Jul 2009, nofarkenway <nofarken...@gmail.com> posted somenews:9adfcf41-4c76-4089...@v23g2000pro.googlegroups.com:

>
> > On Jul 6, 7:34 am, Dank 110100100 <dank...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
> >> Like maggots, family, celebrities, and media whores feast on Michael
> >> Jackson's carcass.
>
> >> So I can't figure out why Dr. Fucking Phil has not bothered to
> >> exploit MJ's death for publicity.
>
> > Nobody cares about a dead child raping negro, you fucking idiot, not
> > even that black arse licker, "doctor" phil.
>
> Speaking of idiots, where's Sir Tony?

Now there lies one of life's mysteries. Could our tone be one of the
dozen or so f'loons who offed themselves in sympathy with their
paedogod hero?

R6

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Jul 6, 2009, 11:42:40 PM7/6/09
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On Tue, 7 Jul 2009 03:13:06 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
<cu...@petitmorte.net> wrote:

>R6 wrote in news:u6e555t1q3dco1kq1...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 06 Jul 2009 08:54:43 GMT, Fujikawa Yamamoto <am...@now-flushed.org>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On 05 Jul 2009, nofarkenway <nofar...@gmail.com> posted some
>>>news:9adfcf41-4c76-4089...@v23g2000pro.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>> On Jul 6, 7:34�am, Dank 110100100 <dank...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Like maggots, family, celebrities, and media whores feast on Michael
>>>>> Jackson's carcass.
>>>>>
>>>>> So I can't figure out why Dr. Fucking Phil has not bothered to
>>>>> exploit MJ's death for publicity.
>>>>
>>>> Nobody cares about a dead child raping negro, you fucking idiot, not
>>>> even that black arse licker, "doctor" phil.
>>>
>>>Speaking of idiots, where's Sir Tony?
>> Speaking of idiots, where's Deggie?
>Speaking of idiots, where's Kenny?

Speaking of idiots, where's Rooty Tooty Frooty Sheepfucker?

Island Girly

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Jul 7, 2009, 7:44:54 AM7/7/09
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Speaking of idiots, where's Adrienne and sPambo?

riverg...@hotmail.com

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Jul 7, 2009, 8:15:37 AM7/7/09
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I thought bipolar was the latest fad disorder.

Podkayne Fries

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Jul 7, 2009, 2:35:00 PM7/7/09
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Sadly, the reports of their deaths have been greatly exaggerated. :(
I've searched extensively and only found two valid reports of attempted
suicides, and no reports of deaths. Every report I've read about the
alleged multiple suicides refers to the owner of MJJCommunity.com, and
this instant urban legend has likely tripled hits on his Web site.

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Regards, Podkayne Fries
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

SoCally

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Jul 7, 2009, 2:11:07 PM7/7/09
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> most likely because the show is on hiatus.

Yeah, expect Dr. Phil and Oprah to do a bunch of MJ related shows when
they turn. Oh goody.

Maybe one day they'll actually let him rest in peace.

quintal

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Jul 8, 2009, 5:32:26 AM7/8/09
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In article <cf309d4c-108d-4ee9-8a1b-57d5a528aa97
@i18g2000pro.googlegroups.com>, dan...@rocketmail.com says...

> Like maggots, family, celebrities, and media whores feast on Michael
> Jackson's carcass.
>
> So I can't figure out why Dr. Fucking Phil has not bothered to exploit
> MJ's death for publicity. He had no problem exploiting Britney
> Spears' recent nervous breakdown,

maybe he's a fucking gay and pedophile so he wont bash MJ his brother in
arms but as he hates women he feasted on britney?

> proclaiming her diagnosis on
> national television, when she hadn't even asked for his two-bit
> psychoanalysis, much less gave him permission to announce it to the
> entire world.
>
> MJ's story of addiction and destruction would also seem to be perfect
> fodder for the Oprah show, but she seems to be sticking with her usual
> theme of diet and exercise,

oprah is highly spiritual, her extensive programs with Eckhart Tolle prove
this.
So i wouldn tbe surprised if she refused to stoop so low as to exploit the
jackson carnage.

> which appeals to an audience that sit
> their fat butts on couches watching Oprah all day.

the Tolle shows werent for lazy minded people
i'd challenge the contributors of these newsgroups to get their minds
around that philosophy in action, i'd wager only 10% would even get what
he's talking about, let alone accept to try it.


> If Dr. Fucking Phil does decide to whore his opinion for free
> publicity, I predict he will say MJ suffered from 'narcissism,' since
> that seems to be the latest fad disorder going around these days.


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peguisboy

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Jul 25, 2009, 2:23:40 PM7/25/09
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Are you kidding me? Rest in Peace? Wait'll the string of Michael
Jackson impersonators hit the bigtime! Why, her magesty Oprah, can
preview.....aw fuck it, Jerry Springer will have a show in the making
already.

Day Brown

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Jul 27, 2009, 12:18:42 AM7/27/09
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Dr. Phil is a scrap mental dealer. A scrap of this, a scrap of that, and
at the end what you have is highly polished alloy of bullshit.
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