It's a story about a group of wanna-be super heroes, and one of the
characters was Invisible Boy. His special power was making himself
invisible, but there was just one catch.
He could only do it when no one else was watching.
And as I was watching this movie, Invisible Boy reminded of someone
else who claims to have spuer powers that only work when no one else is
around.
Seduction Boy, Ross Jefferies.
Ross claims to have super human seduction skills. He can "Get Laid
Now, just Ask Him How!"
He can walk up to any girl, no matter how desirable, and within 20
minutes, have this raving beauty Be-Lowing him like there's no tomorrow!
There's only one problem. Despite his enormous seduction and NLP
skills, Ross has a major problem with performance anxiety.
He can't score with the Hot Babes if someone is watching him.
Every single FUCKING time that a journalist asks Ross to demonstrate
his amazing seduction skills, he fails miserably!!!
Every time Ross has an opportunity to strut his stuff, his stuff
SUCKS!!
And the sad thing is, these journalists aren't asking Ross to go out
and get laid. They just want to see him actually get a phone number
from someone, ANYONE, and Ross can't even do that!
You want some examples, all righty then.
EXTRA set up a hidden camera, and let Ross pick up any girl that walks
past him, and he stikes out every time! Ross says it wasn't a fair
test because he had to stand in one paticular area, so the camera could
record his magic. But you see, Speed Secretion only works if you can
walk alongside a girl. Yeah, Right!
O-Kay, how 'bout the time when Comedy Central had a hidden camera
follow Ross around while he hit on Hard Bods? The camera showed Ross
WALKING around, approaching various girls, and getting shot down
repeatedly. Ross was so inept at approaching women, that ON CAMERA he
walks up to a guy walking his dog, and pays the guy to rent his dog, so
that girls would talk to Ross!! I'm not making this up! He actually
looks into the camera and says, "got me dog, now I'm gonna go get some
girls." Is this pitiful or what?
And who can forget the profile of Ross published in the NewtimesLA
paper, a story that Ross praised to high heaven.
The reporter had Ross and two of his top students spend FOUR hours
roaming the Beverly Center, searching for women to hit on. And while
the the article states that Ross and his students approached dozens of
women, they failed to come up with even ONE phone number!!
Ross claims he can Get Laid Now, he just can't get phone numbers.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
And there are plenty of other examples of Ross embarassing himself
while demonstrating his seduction skills.
But hey, if you look away, Invisible Boy will disappear, and Secretion
Boy will get laid!!!
So Ross, why the hell can't you get even ONE phone number when someone
is watching?
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Before you buy.
I bumped into him last week accidently in a cafe with my girlfriend, he was
wearing his old clothes and with his old mate. I invited him for a coffee to
out table but for some reason he said that he was rushing off to a party to
meet some women. Anyway, walking down the street 2 hours later I saw him
coming out of a brothel.
The proof is all in the pudding. Look I think both Don and Ross have
relevant points. You have to look after yourself and also be interesting
enough to captivate a womans imagination. Not one or another but a
combination of both.
Cheers,
Mark
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