Super Bowel Predictions Post 'em here...
Joe For Peace
Every kook and their brother that can remote view, chart, channel,
prophesize or predict the future:
Post the game results here within an hour of kick-off.
At the end of the game, any paranormalist that did NOT post the correct
score will be branded as a "fraudi" and will be duly taunted.
-Joe For Peace
SpÅmster
Joe For Peace wrote:
Brilliant idea! Let's see those predictions!
trippy
<3e342032$0$69408$45be...@newscene.com> said the following tripped out
things...
1) Buccaneer fan gets stabbed
2) Al Davis says something simplistic that people will quote for years
afterward
3) Oakland will still suck
--
Trippy
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Heston announced he has Alzhiemers." -- "The_Bede"
Doobie Doobie Doo
SpÅmster
DNC_TN Bob wrote:
> On The Date Of 26 Jan 2003 11:54:16 -0600, "Joe For Peace"
> <Joe...@Peace.org> Wrote The Followng:
>
> ->O.k. Let's get the star charts and the ouija boards out.
> ->
> ->Every kook and their brother that can remote view, chart,
> channel,
> ->prophesize or predict the future:
> ->
> ->Post the game results here within an hour of kick-off.
> ->
> ->At the end of the game, any paranormalist that did NOT
> post the correct
> ->score will be branded as a "fraudi" and will be duly
> taunted.
> ->
> ->-Joe For Peace
> ->
>
> I predict "raiders 34,bucs 22"
Raiders 27
Bucs 17
Wxfreak
news:3e342032$0$69408$45be...@newscene.com...
The team with crossed sabers on their helmets shall be victorious.
Patrick Humphrey
Bucs 28, Raiders 20.
--PLH, Raider hater since 1960
z.z.
wrote:
Raiders 31
That other team 17
--
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
I'm not a "paranormalist", and some would probably say I'm not even a
"normalist", but *I* put my prediction in misc.predictions.registry,
back on the 19th.
I didn't know it was a moderated group. I originally only predicted
the score, as seen in the first line. The explanation part was sent
separately to John Atkins, at his request, and he added that part onto
my original post. That's why my post does not have ax.com in the
message ID, as all my others have.
--
V.G.
"Useful idiots follow suit. Artist my ass; I went to
grade school." - Allen L. Barker explains everything.
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Flash Bazbo
"Joe For Peace" <Joe...@Peace.org> wrote in message
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The dog barks at midnight,
Cheese, cheese the musical fruit,
Dude, you're getting a Dell,
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Like all true prophets I have encoded my prediction. It contains not only
the final score but also details about that embarrassing half-time incident.
If it appears to be nonsense then you are an infidel. You may now send me
money.
Chris Mork
Thats too 'generic' an answer... it must 'kookier' like:
Bloody day, the sun in the west
Pillage and plunder, two foes battle
Pirates of the high seas, one will vanquish
Another will perish, Turi is a fraud
HTH
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tscottme
Joe For Peace <Joe...@Peace.org> wrote in message
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I predict the citizens of Oakland will set their city ablaze to
celebrate the win or protest the loss.
I further predict some feminist bulldog will make up a story about all
the wives that get beat up during the game.
DrPostman
with The Prophecy and "For Entertainment Purposes Only" availed us of their
wisdom with:
Ah, a Turdi Style prediction!
--
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DrPostman
with The Prophecy and "For Entertainment Purposes Only" availed us of their
wisdom with:
>O.k. Let's get the star charts and the ouija boards out.
Last month I posted on ap that it would be Raiders 17 - Eagles 13.
That makes me psychic, doesn't it. I posted that early last month
and predicted half the superbowl. The Eagles almost got in.
Not bad, eh? Now lets see if I got half the score right.
DrPostman
Gawd Daymn but it has become a one sided suck ass game. 34 to 3 and I am
turning it off. I gotta go to work anyway.
I still hope that the Raiders can score 14 more points so that I can claim to
be half a prophet ;)
Beep
You have paranormal powers!!!!!! ;)
Pam
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Яллю
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:
>On Sun, 26 Jan 2003 20:04:15 GMT, "Wxfreak" <wxf...@hotmail.com> in accordance
>with The Prophecy and "For Entertainment Purposes Only" availed us of their
>wisdom with:
>
>>"Joe For Peace" <Joe...@Peace.org> wrote in message
>>news:3e342032$0$69408$45be...@newscene.com...
>>> O.k. Let's get the star charts and the ouija boards out.
>>>
>>> Every kook and their brother that can remote view, chart, channel,
>>> prophesize or predict the future:
>>>
>>> Post the game results here within an hour of kick-off.
>>>
>>> At the end of the game, any paranormalist that did NOT post the correct
>>> score will be branded as a "fraudi" and will be duly taunted.
>>>
>>> -Joe For Peace
>>>
>>>
>>
>>The team with crossed sabers on their helmets shall be victorious.
>>
>
>Ah, a Turdi Style prediction!
Actually, the team with THREE swords on their helmets won.
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
<vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:
>On 26 Jan 2003 11:54:16 -0600, "Joe For Peace" <Joe...@Peace.org>
>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:
>
>>O.k. Let's get the star charts and the ouija boards out.
>>
>>Every kook and their brother that can remote view, chart, channel,
>>prophesize or predict the future:
>>
>>Post the game results here within an hour of kick-off.
>>
>>At the end of the game, any paranormalist that did NOT post the correct
>>score will be branded as a "fraudi" and will be duly taunted.
>>
>>-Joe For Peace
>>
>
>I'm not a "paranormalist", and some would probably say I'm not even a
>"normalist", but *I* put my prediction in misc.predictions.registry,
>back on the 19th.
>
>Mx0EGWCm...@manx2.demon.co.uk
>
>I didn't know it was a moderated group. I originally only predicted
>the score, as seen in the first line. The explanation part was sent
>separately to John Atkins, at his request, and he added that part onto
>my original post. That's why my post does not have ax.com in the
>message ID, as all my others have.
Man, I suck at this.
Joe For Peace
"digger" <b...@example.com> wrote in message
news:ssa93v02b29aabqeh...@4ax.com...
> digger <b...@example.com> wrote:
>
> > At the end of the regular season, I predicted the score would be
> > Steelers 20, Packers 14. In fact my record of Super Bowl psychic
> > predictions over the years has been spectacular failure... I
> > clearly have the sloggiesque power to make things NOT happen by
> > predicting them.
> >
> > So, being a Raider-hater, i predict a huge Raider victory:
> >
> > Raiders 45
> > Bucs 10
>
> Hoooo! Yawwww!
>
> So I suck at psychic football predictions.
>
> But I made the Raiders lose. Spectacular bad, or not, it's PROOF
> OF TELEKENETIC PSI. Only I have it.
>
> Eat dirt, all you Raiders & Raiderettes. Muooooahahahahaha!
>
> Skeptics, save this post!
>
> > Take that, you Raiderettes and your SICK, VILE FANS!
>
> digger
> Hate to say i told you so. Really.
Congrat's Digger, you not only successfully predicted the outcome of the SB,
you clearly influenced it as well.
-Joe For Peace
el...@no.spam
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) <vgor...@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:
>Actually, the team with THREE swords on their helmets won.
/me yawns
Clave
/me looks around for anyone who gives the slightest fuck what ellis
thinks, sees nothing...
Patrick Humphrey
>Joe For Peace <Joe...@Peace.org> wrote in message
>news:3e342032$0$69408$45be...@newscene.com...
>> O.k. Let's get the star charts and the ouija boards out.
>> Every kook and their brother that can remote view, chart, channel,
>> prophesize or predict the future:
>> Post the game results here within an hour of kick-off.
>> At the end of the game, any paranormalist that did NOT post the correct
>> score will be branded as a "fraudi" and will be duly taunted.
>>
>> -Joe For Peace
>I predict the citizens of Oakland will set their city ablaze to
>celebrate the win or protest the loss.
Close enough: at 23:15 CST, I was watching our ABC affiliate showing live
footage from KGO (ABC's affiliate in San Francisco), as the Oakland cops were
marching wall-to-wall down a pretty wide boulevard, with taped footage of
crowds burning something in the middle of an intersection, and trying to tip
cars over at traffic lights. Imagine the damage they'd have done if the
Raiders had actually showed up for the game.
>I further predict some feminist bulldog will make up a story about all
>the wives that get beat up during the game.
We had a prequel -- last Tuesday, a woman stabbed her husband a total of 193
times after he'd dug a hole in the back yard for her fountain. She turned
herself in to HPD Thursday, and is now claiming she stabbed him all those
times in self-defense...never mind that the forensic examiner has stated that
the guy was tied up before he was stabbed. Looks like Huntsville may be
getting another tenant on Death Row soon...
--PLH, it's an average El Niño January in the big city
@yahoo.com David Haley
"digger" <b...@example.com> wrote:
>
> The Bucs will turn the ball over 5 times,
Actually, Gannon set a Super Bowl record by being picked off 5 times.
Col. Virginia Lake
Here at SHADO, our Super Bowel Prediction is that the vast majority of
Americans will experience a bowel movement within the next 24 hours.
A notable exception will be those undergoing anal probes[tm] at the
hands of aliens.
Kisses,
Colonel Virginia Lake
Supreme Headquarters, Alien Defence Organization (SHADO)
Harlington-Straker Film Studios (Downstairs)
London, UK
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SpÅmster
"Col. Virginia Lake" wrote:
> "Joe For Peace" <Joe...@Peace.org> wrote in message news:<3e342032$0$69408$45be...@newscene.com>...
> <Snip>
>
> Here at SHADO, our Super Bowel Prediction is that the vast majority of
> Americans will experience a bowel movement within the next 24 hours.
>
> A notable exception will be those undergoing anal probes[tm] at the
> hands of aliens.
>
Please add alt.astrology.metapsych to all future poasts.
Patrick Humphrey
>On 27 Jan 2003 00:05:29 -0600, in alt.astrology, Patrick Humphrey
><pat...@io.com> wrote:
>>"tscottme" <blah...@blah.net> writes:
>>>Joe For Peace <Joe...@Peace.org> wrote in message
>>>news:3e342032$0$69408$45be...@newscene.com...
>>>> O.k. Let's get the star charts and the ouija boards out.
>>>> Every kook and their brother that can remote view, chart, channel,
>>>> prophesize or predict the future:
>>>> Post the game results here within an hour of kick-off.
>>>> At the end of the game, any paranormalist that did NOT post the correct
>>>> score will be branded as a "fraudi" and will be duly taunted.
>>>>
>>>> -Joe For Peace
>>>I predict the citizens of Oakland will set their city ablaze to
>>>celebrate the win or protest the loss.
>>Close enough: at 23:15 CST, I was watching our ABC affiliate showing live
>>footage from KGO (ABC's affiliate in San Francisco), as the Oakland cops were
>>marching wall-to-wall down a pretty wide boulevard, with taped footage of
>>crowds burning something in the middle of an intersection, and trying to tip
>>cars over at traffic lights. Imagine the damage they'd have done if the
>>Raiders had actually showed up for the game.
>I understand the Bucs have voted Rich Gannon (oakland's QB) their most
>valued player.
Hell, right now Rich could be elected to some sort of public office in Tampa
or St. Pete.
>After all he did throw three of the passes which accounted for their
>win!
...and two more that led to Buc scores, to boot! Even the Texans' offense
could have managed to throw fewer picks than that. (The same one that picked
up 47 total yards to Pittburgh's 400-plus...and beat the Steelers 24-6.)
--PLH, the immovable object won SB 37
el...@no.spam
Clave <ClaviusNo...@CableSpeed.com> wrote:
>/me looks around for anyone who gives the slightest fuck what ellis
>thinks, sees nothing...
I see you have no friends to look at. Figure.